ITT: smart ways to cheat a test

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>>675626209
Read the fucking textbook

>>675626209
>smart ways to cheat test
study

>>675626311
I said smarts way, anon.

>smart
>having to cheat
Obvious troll is obvious

>>675626209
How bouts you study.

God /b/, youre all fucking assholes

>>675626873
And cheating while others work hard to pass fairly is okay?
Yeah OK, we're the assholes!

Everyone always tries to come up with "smart ways" Which all end up looking suss as fuck.
All I ever did was print shit out on plain ol white printer paper and slip it inside the test papers a few min into the exam. Keep an eye on the supervisors and just make it look like you are flipping through, looking at another question (something I'll often do anyway). Don't be "subtle" If you start lifting up a page and peering under it they will spot you a mile away. Just lift the page up look at your shit,write some shit on it and go back to what you needed help with.
Nothing is easier to spot that someone trying to be subtle.

>>675627075
me cheating wont harm those who studied, and I'm not that stupid to use cheats at least studying.

>>675627328
the whole point of taking a fucking test is to show that you know the subject the test is about. if you cheat, then you don't know the subject the test is about and the A that you got is a misrepresentation of your actual knowledge.

And when you get your diploma, the general knowledge that you are supposed to have isn't there, but potential employers/universities won't know that until after you're hired/admitted, after you've taken a spot away from someone who actually studied.

>>675626209
Suck teaches dick

>>675628685
already done it.

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>>675626209
Tfw white did the technical bit, and black did the cheating

>>675628307
>implying you use a fraction of that shit in the real world

>>675626209
No this is now advanced retarded, not smart. Out school used to check the bottles already 3 years ago.

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>>675628819

Wow that really is a good way to cheap OP

>>675629357
Not to mention even when you "learn" it youll forget it within weeks. It's just memorization.

This... This is what /b/ choses to stand against.

Was a testing proctor in college. You cheaters aren't as slick as you think. Most of the time we just don't feel like filling out the reports. Also, Asians cheat the most.

>>675626209
in UK when i sat exams we had to take the labels from the bottles off

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>>675626209
Another version of the same thing.

>take pictures of notes on phone
>get excused to the toilet
>look at pictures in the toilet
>Google shit

>>675626209
in this math class that I took, we were allowed to have scrap paper on our desk to use to work out problems. I would just put a few pages of blank paper over the notes i took and use them during the test.

>>675626209
i study weeks before, teachers dont have a clue

>>675626209
>>675630157
A friend of mine still got caught.

i had an awesome way to cheat my way through psychology exams, i just recorded myself while reading the definitions out loud, put the sound files on my ipod and listened to them while writing it in the exams. of course this only works if you have long hair or wear a hat during the exam. also, i don't really know if this method works for other subjects, it was perfect for psychology since you have to be able to recite every fucking definition word for word

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>>675629448

>>675629357
>>675629725
>still in highschool

>>675630384
Not surprised. It's one of those ideas that was brilliant when first thought of, but too widely known now.

I've always been a good test taker
Back in highschool i would have sucked your dick if you found out a smart way for me to cheat finishing my homework that wasn't the usual copy off a classmate

>>675629978

Asians are under the most pressure at home to succeed. Everyone goes on about how great the S. Korean education system is - look at their teenage suicide rate too.

>>675626209
smart people do smart things. Cheating is not one of these things.

>>675626209
OP has a his mind full of sucking dicks so that's why he can't learn

>>675630803
This is bait

>>675631014
No it wasn't, your post is the bait.

They make us take our labels off our bottles.

>>675630808
>look at their teenage suicide rate too.
Yeah, all of the dumb kids kill themselves, so it makes it look as if all Asians are smart. Motherfuckin' Darwin at work.

>>675631143
>They make us take our labels off our bottles.
You should complain that it's a microaggression.

>>675626209
>tattoo answers on dick
>take out dick and pretend you are just playing with it
>no one will even notice you are cheating

>>675626209
>implying test rooms in non-ghetto cities let any kind of labels into the building.

i don't know where you guys live but shit, we can't even use scientific calculators in non-mathematics exams.

you used to program entire sentences into that shit and just bring it up on demand.

>>675626209

All the exams I had to take would only allow water bottles with no labels.

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>>675630354
The absolute madman!

>>675628307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xe6nLVXEC0

Google glass

>>675630989
you gotta admit though, sucking tons of dicks is pretty awesome.

>>675629354
Holy shit, I didn't even catch that.

>>675629354
Kek. Well spotted anon. Missed that first time.

>>675629354
Female white hand, Male Black hand.

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>>675631856
OMG I LOVE SUCKING DICK

Give teach a blowjob :)

>>675626209

This is why we can only bring bottled (regular) water with the label cut off to my University's exams.

>>675626209
>ITT: smart ways to cheat a test
Buy a smartwatch

>>675635184
>implying teachers/lecturers are idiots and don't know what a smartwatch is

>>675633122

I've been a cocksucker my entire life and absolutely love it.

>>675635299
>>>675635184 (You)
>>implying teachers/lecturers are idiots and don't know what a smartwatch is
It has always worked for me

>>675636063
During your elementary school tests?

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>>675630354
Fucking genius

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>>675626209

I cheated on math tests in High School because I couldn't remember the formulas (because I didn't understand what they were about).

In university I memorized all my study notes and worked from memory, I did okay - but I wasn't brilliant.

10 years after graduating from High School and 6 years after finishing university I went back to mathematics and really put effort into understanding the concepts and visualizing formulas and how they are applied.

I wish someone had done that for me 10 years ago. The education system is broken and rote memorization doesn't teach you anything useful. Make an effort to understand concepts and look up youtube videos of different applications and methods. It's way easier to learn a concept and be able to use it for the rest of your life then to cheat, forget everything and only realise 10 years later that you really did need it after all.

EVERYTHING you learn in school you will need to use somewhere, somehow in your lifetime. Do it right the first time - it makes life so much easier.

THAT being said, cheating makes you smarter in other ways. So I recommend you study, learn concepts AND cheat to get a well rounded education.

>>675631293
Wat

>>675636247
>>>675636063 (You)
>During your elementary school tests?
At high school but probably you don't know what it is

>>675627328
Gratz on being a future faggot who cant get things done because you didnt actually learn anything.

>>675636863
The problem isn't that teachers aren't teaching the right way, it's that when you're young and in highschool you don't want to learn, it's only until later in life that you realise how important it is and you put the effort in and that's why you learn more then, because you actually want to absorb the information and you try to learn it rather than it being a chore and something you only do to get to the end of it.

>>675626209
>nigger
no wonder you'd need to cheat

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>>675637132
>mfw I'm 35

>>675637273
Put the phone down
You should probably take someone's order

Ask to write exam on a computer.

If you have any sort of learning disability you have a right to have access to an electronic version of the test. (In Canada at least).

Most colleges/universities are super accommodating and over liberal so getting this shouldnt be a problem.

Simply stating that your hands hurt if you write too much is enough to get a computer.

Often you will be sent to a specific test center. Just bring a USB with your notes. easy as that.

>>675628307
And in the real world how often do you think you need to go by memory? You will always have references and materials available. Get over yourself for thinking tests are actually important.

>>675637493
>phone

I'm on a computer...what are you talking about?

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>classmate did >>675626209 but put the text he wanted to read on the inside of the label
>his eyesight is terrible
>holds bottle in front of him and keeps changing the angle and distance to be able to read it
>a teacher who isn't even in the classroom walks by and sees him doing it through the little window in the door
>comes in and inspects the bottle
he dun goofed

>>675637567
Why bother having to look up every little thing when you can do it by memory?

As a building designer if I had to look up every math formula I used all the time I would be slow as fuck and lose my job for not getting plans done on time, not only is it quicker but it's easier.

>>675626209
lol turns out your a faggot huh...

That arguement only works if it's the last test you'll ever take, and only if it's something readily available on the internet. re-learning how to do fourier transforms online is awful

This could have been a fun thread but instead it was a Reddit thread.

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>>675626209
Kek at these moralfags in this thread though.

>>675630256
>implying any professor/teacher would ever let you go to the restroom during a test

>>675638285
>3hr test
>not letting people go to bathroom

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>>675626209
Remember anons, cheating turns you into a nigger.

install cheating apps onto scientific calculator. if you have to cheat on any other subject you are fucking retarded

>>675638372
I have never once, in any of my finals, been allowed to go to the restroom.

>>675637897
I am not saying every little thing, but if you get stumped in the real world you have references available. Almost all of my college engineering exams were pretty much open book, because there is so much empirical stuff needed you cand remember it all.

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>>675626445
the naivete and irony combined is literally killing me

rip

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>>675638493
a thousand times this

>>675630701
As soon as you get the test paper, write out all the formulas and mnemonics at the top of the page.
You should have a dry run.
Don't be stupid and have evidence on you.

LOL nigga at picture 2.

The tumblerina sjws in this thread are giving me autism. Welcome to the real world where you only get ahead of people by cheating and fucking someone else over. If you don't want to do it then fine, go work your shitty 9-5 job with a salary cap of like 80k a year. Learn to manipulate a system to your advantage so you don't have to be a cuck your whole life. That's how you get somewhere in life.