Hey /b/ How would you fuck my girlfriend?

>>675624249
id fuck her alien ass all the way back to area 51.

does the bitch have a hook up to ET? always wanted to touch that little cunts finger.

File: image.jpg (214KB, 821x1182px) Image search: [Google]

214KB, 821x1182px

>>675624249

>>675624249
>>675624418
thats a dude
so i'd let him suck my dick i guess

>>675624465
Why because she doesn't have long hair? It's obviously a girl you faggot normie

>>675624249
Hard then put her in the shower

I don't know, show us a picture of your girlfriend?

>>675624554
prove it

thats a man face

>>675624554
You're either OP or an idiot. Or both.

>>675624249

Till she's on the edge of orgasm, then I'll just stand up, put my cloth back on and walk away saying I changed my mind.

File: 8d0.gif (189KB, 600x554px) Image search: [Google]

189KB, 600x554px

>>675624249

OP is a faggot

>>675624249
if she is a woman biologically ill fuck her, if it's a faggot or a trap i probably punch him

File: 1457187044765.jpg (81KB, 560x369px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 560x369px

>>675624249

What does the writing say?

> I'm neal
?

>>675624249
anally

go back to /soc/ cunt

Looks like a heroin addict tbh, nothing wrong with that, just saying. Also, probably a dude.

Considering op is beta faggot, in the ass while you watched and masturbated using your tears as lubricant and listened to her scream how much bigger my dick is than yours. Then you can have the pleasure of hearing her orgasm for the first time followed by her taking my load in her mouth and kissing you.
Also tits or gtfo faggot

>>675624249
oppa haram style

File: image.png (1MB, 840x1182px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 840x1182px

It's a girl yer all faggots

Still no tits

Again? Probably not. She just wasn't that good.

File: 9b5.jpg.cf.jpg (32KB, 604x400px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 604x400px

With someone else's dick? In a very dark room?

File: slap.jpg.cf.jpg (21KB, 450x332px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 450x332px

>>675627009
Kitchen cat sweater OP...

Zozzle

she is probably legal here so i d do her

>>675627527
>Zozzle

reported

>trap thread

She looks like the timid type.

...lots of toys. Start with sitting her ontop of the washing machine during the spin cycle.

>>675624249
Roughly in the ass, especially if she hated it. Got more op?

id loved to hit that,but im 42yrs old

>>675627976
Too tired? Or just following the status quo?

Paging Admiral Akbar, we need your advice on this situation.

maybe if she had 6 or 7 kg more

>>675628078
kinda tired, drinking too, but if she has a daddy complex

File: beepinlapstkerry.jpg (17KB, 294x236px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 294x236px

>>675627690

it wouldnt hurt for her to smile

well let see her naked

>>675624249
I would shove my dick in her mouth, finger her ass, then fuck her ass, then use her mouth as a pussy, cum in her mouth, let her swallow it all. don't care if your a boy ore girl.

>>675627009
Why have you been starving this woman in your basement! This is a crime against humanity!

does she have a hairy pussy?

File: sofunny.jpg (17KB, 232x258px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 232x258px

>>675628631

File: 345352.jpg (152KB, 475x359px) Image search: [Google]

152KB, 475x359px

>>675628458

Wasn't she your ex yesterday ?

File: beepinlapstkerry.jpg (16KB, 286x234px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 286x234px

>>675628800

>>675628740
>>675628794
>>675628772
Fgt

File: amfunny.jpg (17KB, 254x273px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 254x273px

>>675628897

>>675628980
>>675629016
Faggot x2

File: howdoifunny.jpg (70KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 500x500px

>>675629101

>>675624410
Under-rated post.

TOPkek

File: image.jpg (93KB, 640x822px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 640x822px

Found her on soc
She's pretty hot

I think shes cute, like that kind of beuty, this have its own charm

well I no longer want to fuck her

>>675629653
where do she live?

>>675629319
top kek

>>675629653
is her necklace a dried tampon?

>>675629999
both

>>675629999
nice!
and KEK

>>675629999
check'd mofo

File: del.jpg (77KB, 1080x1080px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 1080x1080px

She really looks like a girl i know!
instagram . com /ninazorrina/

i would simply bend her over run my dick over her cunt making sure she's nice and wet and then stick it straight in her ass.then after i grow board of that im going to proceed to throatfuck her and finish on her face tell her she's a whore and that her sister was better then go get breakfast.

>>675631208
nobody has or wants the others???

>>675624249

I'd make her dress up as a muslim and fuck her in the ass outside a mosque whilst throwing qurans at passing sand niggers screaming allah snakbar

>>675632184
I want more!

>>675624249
With a baseball bat with nails in it.

>>675632356

Autist detected

>>675624249

Get her pin number and then withdraw all the money in her bank account.

>>675632184
more

File: image.png (1MB, 886x1115px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 886x1115px

>>675632819

>>675624410
kekd hard

>>675632999
perfect tits goddam

>>675632999
nobody wants the others???

File: 342324.jpg (52KB, 700x525px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 700x525px

MOAR

I'd get spun up on coke and cialis then drape my enflabulent bellyfolds over her ring-gagged visage and empty my aging prostatic ichor into her gullet. As she gargled my kids I'd turn around for her to rim my pile-ringed anus.

Then we'd castrate OP and remove his glans so he'd only have a ravaged pisstube of despair.

While OP is healing in my toy box I'd put chicky through transition. (Women make the best bottomy men.) We'd adopt babbybois and raise black traplets.

>>675632999
>nice trips!

Those are god-tier tits. They look fake but I can't find the scars. If those are real they're literally perfect.

MOAR!

>>675632999
checkd

File: image.jpg (34KB, 500x367px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 500x367px

Did somebody say... Spider-Man thread?

>>675624249
I wouldn't she's ugly

>>675633971
kek

>>675634668
nope

>>675634668
No, get the fug out

>>675632999
Yeah can we get more thanks

>>675624249
>>675624418
>>675627009
>>675629653
My God moar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, so much that i want her name and number

tripz gets the rest

File: image.jpg (182KB, 886x1182px) Image search: [Google]

182KB, 886x1182px

>>675633971
That's an old one but still

>>675636388
Is there a set or OC?

>>675636388
Someone doesn't know how to clean, dump her and find someone that can clean.

>>675636388
MOAR

>>675624410
Top fucking kek

>>675636388
perfect tits, god damn

File: image.jpg (119KB, 751x960px) Image search: [Google]

119KB, 751x960px

>>675636986

>>675624418
>>675624249
>kek'd m8
This bitch got a wide ass mouth

So nobody wants em then, huh??

File: image.jpg (155KB, 1042x886px) Image search: [Google]

155KB, 1042x886px

>>675637714

>>675637798
YAASS

This chick looks a lot like clarissa in that fucked up comic about her dad molesting her.

>>675637867
Happy fapping

Im so getting baited

>>675637798
seen this girl on /soc/ love her look. Is there more? WOuld love to finish over her? moar please i beg

>>675638090
Scroll up

>>675637899
My thoughts exactly. Fuck it, now I'm diamonds.

I'd do her if she called me daddy and pretended to struggle a bit.

>>675638193
have seen. so good which is why moar is necessary, dont stop when somethings going well!

>>675637899
Clarissa ruins thanksgiving i think it's called

File: image.png (2MB, 886x976px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 886x976px

>>675638383

>>675638643
omg dump the set pleaseee

>>675638643
Beautiful hands

>>675638502
Ok, and where do I find this "fucked up comic"? Any ideas?

>>675638643
She could use a razor, but otherwise incredible body.

diamond

>>675638702
There's no set bro. She doesn't post nudes anymore unfortunately. That's all I've saved from her

>>675638776
http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/2001/01/01/clarissa-ruins-thanksgiving/

>>675638776
People post it on /b/ all the time. I have it somewhere i'm sure, but it would take forever to find it because i fail at sorting. It is pretty fucked up though

>>675638847
lol hair is natural retard
she's hot af

>>675624249
put her back in she aint done yet!

>>675638987
This looks like the one, ty anon

>>675639029

I like the one with the bunny plushie better.

Remember title?

I don't cuz old af.

>>675632999
You are damn sexy, would save if i could.

Make sure and read "stuffed friend", many feels

shit this is so fucking hot

with my dick in his pussy!!

MOREEE

I'd kiss and lick every inch of her body while breathing in her scent. Then I would eat her out until she came all over my face. Then i would fuck her while i held her feet in my face so i could smell and lick them

I wouldn't fuck her. Mine is better. Yours looks like she'd been locked away in a cellar for her entire child and teenhood.

Would not touch a bat shit crazy-looking cunt like that.

>>675624249
Booze would need to be involved.

>>675638643
moar

>>675639487
lol

Her kik is _lavendeer

>>675624249
nah

wanking right now

Op moar titties pls

>>675624554
>>675624837

It's OP. He posts his girlfriend but then gets mad everytime someone (very reasonably) calls her ugly.

I'm 100% that's a girl, she's just, well, kinda ugly.

just cum...awesome

>>675640417
>>675640776
samefag

>>675640417
Show us anon

There are more pics, and I'm not dumping them till you all act like you care

File: Screenshot_2016-03-24-12-50-42.png (2MB, 1440x2560px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1440x2560px

If you have a dick, you're a guy
If you have a pussy, you're a girl

>>675640735
lol no she's not
you really have no taste she's perfect

File: modern woman.webm (2MB, 388x360px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 388x360px

>>675624249

like this

File: Leak.jpg (43KB, 337x508px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 337x508px

< 15 > My present :) http://www17.zippyshare.com/v/eYapRNjL/file.html

>>675638889
>>675639383
>>675640417
>>675640776
>>675640802
same fag
>>675640866
already clean the semen

File: x62OHkp[1].png (525KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

525KB, 1280x720px

>>675641013
>She's perfect
>You have no taste

You're right, she's stunning and brave.

>>675641103
error

>>675624418
9/10... not perfect but hot as fuck

>>675641103
some virus shit

I would masturbate her whilst whispering dirty thing on her ear, then i would fuck her doggy style until she orgasms then cum all over her god tier tits

>>675638643
moar

>>675641575
Malware Bytes trial. Quickscan. Now.

It's a virus. Avoid these for future reference or download/open them in a virtual machine.

>>675642040
how dangerous is?

File: 1acf1_ORIG-moar3.jpg (70KB, 620x453px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 620x453px

>>675638643

>>675642488
files are fake anyways

>>675624418
It's a trap. Or she's just very fucking ugly. Would not bang unless really desperate

>>675642863
>>675631208
>>675632999
>>675636388
>>675637714
>>675637798
>>675638643
Really? She's hot af

>>675642488
Looks like it's just some cheap adware. It may or may not collect and send information.

>>675643058
more

>>675643058
I correct myself.

>>675627009
10/10 cum in her in belly

>>675624249
I'd fuck her while we hide in the attic from all the nazis

OP don't leave us hanging, post more nudes of your goddess gf

>>675643630
Bahahahahaha

>>675644034
Second it

File: image.jpg (92KB, 720x960px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 720x960px

>>675644034

>>675644474
_mapple_ on kik?

>>675644474
moar！
shes fucking hot！

>>675644553
_lavendeer

>>675644474
thanks based OP, saved

Any pussy spread?

>>675644712
She stopped using mapple?

>>675644712
Not her

>>675644474
moar

>>675644474
more of her plz

File: image.png (509KB, 439x578px) Image search: [Google]

509KB, 439x578px

>>675644826

>>675645321
give us another pic with timestamp plz!

>>675645321
Damn. She's got a 3/10 face and a 3/10 pussy but her ass and tits are perfect.

Lucky dude, OP. Got more tits or ass?

>>675645321
Isn't she underage anyway?

>>675636388
Is that Anne Frank?

>>675631208
I would eat off of her supple ass.

>>675645321
more of this lovely pussy！

File: 1383404018802.jpg (92KB, 453x568px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 453x568px

>>675636388
looks like she hates herself with that expression on her face...dayum son

I'm creating a folder just for your gf, you should be proud OP

File: AngryFeminista.jpg (787KB, 1192x1611px) Image search: [Google]

787KB, 1192x1611px

>>675640995

>Implying binary gender roles on others
>Implying that people can't possess both genitalia
>Implying that there are only two gender states

Triggered.

>>675645321
Please get her to shave that shit off. Pubes are fine, but not around either hole.

File: download.jpg (18KB, 275x183px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 275x183px

>>675636388

>>675645932
I'm the proudest haha. You can find her on soc m8 just so you know

>>675646375
what is soc?

>>675646505
/soc/
The board newfag

File: OldAssBaby.jpg (54KB, 510x720px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 510x720px

>>675646354

>MFW hearing complaints about hairy nudes

>>675645321
I must be the only one who has these

>>675646505
>>675646579
Just tell the fucker, if we're less assholes towards newfags the less newfags there will be, or they'll stop being newfags quicker atleast

>>675643630
this is /thread except I want more Anna Franks nudes

>>675646633
I post plenty of my wife for you /b/ros. I think I have a little room to talk.

Trips and I'll post the rest

>>675646633
THIS PICTURE MADE ME DIE

>>675624249

is _lavendeer her kik? I follow a person named _leavendeer_ on instagram and i checked out and thats her. LOL

>>675648357
Yes that's her. She's really cool

>/b/ would fuck a donkey
>/b/ would fuck a squirrel
>/b/ would fuck your aunt Jessie with the squint
>/b/ would fuck your mom
>/b/ would fuck your sister
>/b/ would fuck your grandmother
>/b/ would dig up the corpse of your dead uncle and fuck that
>/b/ would fuck your dog
>/b/ would fuck your house
>/b/ would fuck the hole in a tree trunk
>/b/ would fuck your ex-girlfriend
>/b/ would fuck your current girlfriend
>/b/ would fuck you up the ass with a strap-on the size of your ego
>/b/ would fuck a horse, a midget, a goat, twin lesbian incest sisters and Joan Rivers without her makeup on a liferaft while playing Moon River on a badly tuned ukelele
>/b/ would fuck you
>/b/ would fuck your grandpa
>/b/ would fuck your grandpa using lemons as a condom
>/b/ would fuck the sidewalk
>/b/ would fuck anything
>/b/ wants to know why the hell you keep asking it if it will fuck something when you already know the answer.
>/b/ would fuck an electric eel on its period
>/b/ would fuck a dead kitten
>/b/ would fuck a lactating shark
>/b/ would fuck an octopus
>/b/ would fuck mud if it thought it would wriggle.
>/b/ would fuck anything it can see, think, or imagine.
>/b/ would fuck you, rip out your eyeballs and nose, then skull-fuck you while reciting Exodus while eating deep-fried bacon to the tune of Rebecca Black’s Friday
>/b/ is tired of hearing you wonder if its standards have somehow magically improved in the last five minutes, five hours, five days, five weeks, or five years
>/b/ is most of all tired of you using an excuse to dump pictures of some chick that you like in order to get communal approval of your horndoggieness

YES /B/ WOULD FUCK HER. She is substantially less objectionable to half the shit /b/ would fuck given half a chance.

Are you happy, now, OP? You miserable underage faggot? YES. /b/ WOULD FUCK HER. /b/ would fuck a drunk camel if it pushed back.

STOP ASKING. DUMP NUDES AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!

>>675624249
is she your gf? wtf yesterday someone post her as "his ex"

>>675649238
maybe YOU(OP) are the girl?

File: 1456030966136.gif (67KB, 300x400px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 300x400px

>>675648637

>>675649291
>>>/soc/23530235
Doubt it

>>675649479
so what the shit is this dude?
chick post on /soc/ "I've never had a boyfriend"
one guy post her on /b/ "look at my ex"
another day one guy post her on /b/ "look at my gf"

>>675649479
Man, id throatfuck her
Just finished jerking of

>>675650045
and also lot of nudes we got on /b/

At this point, I'd fuck anything that is female, human and of age.

>>675650397
I'm selling her. Anyone interested?

>>675650118
She just likes sending nudes I guess?

>>675651151
yea but ex and gf shit is a lie?

File: image.png (2MB, 886x1182px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 886x1182px

>>675651113
Full body pic

>>675651237
Attention whore?

>>675651369
there's this guy who keeps obsessing over her it's not really her fault

wtf
>/soc/23530235

>>675651475
She sent me her nudes pretty easily a while ago

File: 1457761412876.jpg (24KB, 613x617px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 613x617px

Kek'd. Was just in the soc thread.

>>675651756
Post them all, faggot

>>675651982
>a while ago

Lost them or deleted them.
Can't remember which.
Her kik then was _mapple_

>>675651113
Sure, I'm interested. I'll let you eat the cheddar biscuits at Red Lobster while I enjoy my entree. That's what she was going to get before I shaved her pussy and then proceeded to bang her out.

Deal?

>>675651317
From Romania?

File: 1457962964389.gif (4KB, 98x178px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 98x178px

>>675652163
Its fine. Just a weird pleasure of mine to possess anything somewhat important from random people especially seeing them (in this case, her) respond.

Come to think of it if her nudes are everywhere then they arent really important. No biggie.

>>675651113
I'm in.

>>675651113
I'll paypal you 15 cents.

>>675652795
I bid 20 cents.

>>675652615
Think her name was Lavina or something
She's quite the cutter

>>675653076
You fucks clearly haven't eaten at Red Lobster. Cheddar bay biscuits are worth a lot more than 20 cents.

>>675653458
Fine 30 cents but that's my final offer

>>675653804
I still win, anon. Cheddar bay biscuits are worth at LEAST a buck fifty. AT LEAST.

>>675629999
is a luck crystal

>>675653458
Is she worth even half a biscuit?

>>675653804
$1 *Drops Mic*

>>675629999
Check'd

>>675644474
great body thanks for the posts