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What are the most intelligent words ever uttered from a human

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What are the most intelligent words ever uttered from a human and who said it?
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>>675619213
Open up, it's the pigs...
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>>675619213
Just keep swimming - Ellen DeGeneres
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>>675619213
everything i say are the most inteligent thing i'm always saying the newest most inteligent thing :D
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> "It's me goku"
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"How can our eyes be real if mirrors aren't real" - Jaden Smith
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>>675619213
see that thing coming out the chickens bum? i'm gonna make Dave eat it first and if its not poison i'll eat it
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>>675619213

Lets make America great again - Jesus
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>>675619213
This is opinion based, so there is no true answer.
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Buckle up, buckaroo - Brianna Wu
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>>675619213
The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing - Bill S. Preston esq
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>>675619213
1 gram of diamonds are like 15 grams
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"..the butterfly said, "Fuck Jews". And so we went to war..." - Adolf Hitler
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>>675619213
this
It's the guy from battlestar galactica
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>>675619473
For me it would be "do unto others as you would care to see other do unto you" i know its cliche and edgy but as a human, it is most relevant to our way of life. should we all evolve to a point where these words are no longer needed, than i can afford the luxury of quoting something else. but for now, sadly i must stick with this sentence.
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"Shiiii... We president now!"-Obama
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"All we are is dust in the wind" - Socrates
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>>675619577
i seent that thread! ty anon
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>>675619213
Nigga pls
>"If you don't jiggle you get the dickle"
>"tits or gtfo"
>"sharpie in pooper"
>"It's a Krautchan meme, you newfag"
>"nice nons" (does it exist?)
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>>675619213
I'm going to go to bed.
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The creators of the show were human so that's close enough
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"Brooklyn! Huh?" -Jay Z
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My favorite color is ham. thank you Potatoe Girl.
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>>675619213
"Fuck you" - me
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>>675619213
Magnets
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>>675619852
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>>675619415
/thread
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>>675619415
"Are shoes feet?" - Jaden Smith
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>>675619672
No. Sometimes it is how you say, on other occasions you must do as others wish, even if you don't wanna. And sometimes you got to stop giving shit about others and do as you please.
Trips of truth have spoken.
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>>675620053
I feel you anon
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>>675619213
"Dicks, Pussies and Assholes" speech from Team America. Literally explains all human interaction.
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"The opposite of depression isn't happiness, it's vitality."
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>>675619213
SHUT UP NEAL!!!
-Vivian
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>>675620744
Actually snorted out loud, nicely done.
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>>675620569
>"Dicks, Pussies and Assholes" speech from Team America

"See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because, pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!"
―Drunk in Bar
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>>675619720
Obama is the whitest black guy ever. That comparison is pretty stupid
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>>675619852
That shit isnt enlightened at all. Its a pretty common take on life that you cant choose where you are born but you can choose where you die.
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>>675620910
>Obama is the whitest black guy ever. That comparison is pretty stupid

That's because Obama is half-white and half-Africa nigger. He isn't one of them full bloody field niggers or even a house nigger like Denzel Washington.
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You can't argue with degenerates
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>>675621082
Tell that to the aborted kiddies
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>>675619213

Darling fascist bully-boy... Give me some more money... You bastard... May the seed of your loins be fruitful in the belly of your woman... Neil.
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Any pizza can be a personal pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself
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"Wir schaffen das!" Angela Merkel
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Dank memes - 4chan
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Perhaps he is Wondering why someone Would Shoot a man befor throwing him out of a plain
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>>675619378
Yes u are correct
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>>675621557
Heil mein Führer! - Every nazi ever
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>>675619213
I dont know when this shit house is going up, but I wanna get my kicks in first-jim morrison
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>>675621358
SHUT UP NEIL
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F
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>>675619213
Every possible combination of words and ideas has already been thought by one person at some time there have been billions of people all having an average of 10,000 thoughts a day your life I'd meaningless and there's no such thing as an original thought
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>>675620910
>refers to a progression as a comparison
>stupid
You must be a nigger too
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E equals am sea squared

-steven hocking
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The empire never ended
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>>675619213
nothing really matter do what you want -anon
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>>675621314
Lols Christian Conservatives so concerned about the unborn but they could care less about the living. Pro-life should mean everyone gets a chance at life. Then you proceed to vote for the death penalty, vote for people that carpet bomb children in the middle east, vote to go to war on the grounds to line the pockets of the already rich running the government.
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>>675621314
You can't because they were never BORN fuckhead.
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"How hot IS the sun? On a scale from 1-10 scientists say like 9"
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thanks lori
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>>675621314
Also abortion by definition is the early termination of a pregnancy. 20% of pregnancies end in miscarriage which is a termination of pregnancy. That does not include women who did not report it or did not know they were pregnant, so that percentage is even higher. If you think about it God kills more babies than we do. You Pro-Lifers should really take a sex-ed class sometime. How little you know about conception is appalling.
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>>675619213
"OP is a fag"

Not so much intelligence in itself, but I remarkable statement in the beauty of its simplicity.
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>>675622472
>>675622506
>>675622786
Fuck are you all on about. I dont give a single shit about pro life or whatever the fuck.
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>>675619361
hello 9gag
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>>675619378
OK next thread guys
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>>675621358
open up... it's the pigs!
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Tits or gtfo.
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>>675619672
that's not even good advice, let alone intelligent.
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Texas is the best country to kill yourself in.
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"You're obliged to pretend respect for people and institutions you think absurd. You live attached in a cowardly fashion to moral and social conventions you despise, condemn, and know lack all foundation. It is that permanent contradiction between your ideas and desires and all the dead formalities and vain pretenses of your civilization which makes you sad, troubled and unbalanced. In that intolerable conflict you lose all joy of life and all feeling of personality, because at every moment they suppress and restrain and check the free play of your powers. That's the poisoned and mortal wound of the civilized world."

Octave Mirbeau
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"OP is a faggot" - every anon ever
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>>675619213
"Don't be a fucking idiot" - My Father

Anytime I'm about to do something I ask myself
would an idiot do that thing. If an idiot would, then I do not do that thing.

That advice has changed my life.
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'happiness is progress' - my buddy jay
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>>675619213
"You won't stab me." -Stab victim
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>>675623500
>That advice has changed my life.

Obviously not you fucking idiot.
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Screw you guys, I'm going home - Eric Cartman
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>>675623500
It's not your fault- Steve McQueen
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>>675623500
Your father is /was a wise old sage.
Yet here you are, posting on teh chins.
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"Hey, wanna see how fast we can go?" -Paul Walker
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Dis nigga sit where dis nigga want honkey ass cracker.

Rosa Parks
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>>675619213
vote trump
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ARBIET MACHT FREI

-anonymous gate manufacturer
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>>675621358
Where's the boomshanka?
There's supposed to be an earth shattering boomshanka.
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"Donald Trump is going to fix the economy because he knows how to run a business" -my retarded hillbilly neighbor

>live in Texas
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anything that bush said
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"Sooner will a camel pass through a needle's eye than a great man be 'discovered' by an election."

Uncle Adolf
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One's demise is always one's own making.
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"For you"

-Bane
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black lives matter = closet racists

if you thought this was true it would be all live matter
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>>675623910
>ARBIET MACHT FREI
>ARBIET
>ARBIET
>ARBIET

zozzling a little
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>>675624226
*lives
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>>675619514
Dingdingding
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>>675623910
>ARBIET MACHT FREI

ARBIET MACHT FRIE ?
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>>675619514
Socrates
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zozzle is the new kek = anyone under 15
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This actually happened the other day when hanging out with my friend and his girlfriend.

>gf: scream queens is such a good show
>me: i'm not interested, Emma Roberts is only popular because of AHS
>gf: she's famous for more than that
>me: name three things she's in
>gf: hold on let me google it
>me: no you can't google that's cheating
>gf: bf let's leave

she storms out of my house and sits in his car for 30 minutes until he finally left after she called and texted him 100+ times
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Fret not yourself over the wicked, be not envious of wrongdoers, for they will soon fade like the grass, and wither like the green herb.
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>>675622472
>Then you proceed to vote for the death penalty, vote for people that carpet bomb children in the middle east, vote to go to war on the grounds to line the pockets of the already rich running the government.

-Democrat who doesn't understand irony.
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>>675619421
I vote this one
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>>675624363

>shitty argument (you)
>shitty reaction (grill)
>shitty choice of gf (friend)

are you guys 16?
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>>675624358
Zozzle with me, my freind
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>>675622111
Checked
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>>675624507
Mid 20s lol, there was more to it but I condensed it
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>>675624363
She's retarded for not knowing anything Emma Roberts is in.
But so are you.
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>>675619213
"it's a trap!"- Admiral Ackbar
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Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest. If you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win --Dan Quayle, the smartest man ever
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>>675619213
"Must go faster. Must go faster! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!" - Ian Malcom
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>>675619213
Where the white women at- Cleavon Little
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>>675619213
You shall not pass through
-Dumbledore
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>>675619213
>"Once the money goes, so does the hoes"
-Mike Tyson
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>>675619361
>everything I say are the most intelligent thing
My iq just dropped another 40 points.
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People are of no value. We could make more sometime if we need them. Life itself is only a vision, a dream, nothing exists a empty space. And you, you are but a thought.
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>>675620909
underrated post
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"Tigm ro shan po dan buuuudy"
-Jaykoosh
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/r/ing the picture of the pornstar with a dick in her mouth saying shit like "glurp, glurp"
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"defeating a sandwich, only makes it tastier"
- Virginia
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>>675620909
keked at how it makes no fucking sense.
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>>675621358
"That's alright guys...I always poo before I get up". - Neil
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"Kill yourself"
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>>675619213
>>675619213
Now I have become death, the destroyer of worlds. --J. Robert Oppenheimer
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Porn also holds people
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>>675619213
>U're a nigger, Harry
From Gandalf the Blue
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>>675624307
*Arbeit Macht Frei

Think in German if it is EI it's pronounced I
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>>675619213
"Op is a Fag"
- Anonymous - 4chan 2003.
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>>675624973
defeating a virgin, only makes it tastier
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>>675619213
I'll only put the head in - Dad
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>>675625085
>Now I have become death, the destroyer of worlds. --J. Robert Oppenheimer

That was Shiva you fucking moron.
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>>675624864
that would make it negative
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>>675620235
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>>675625193
good old times /pol/
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>>675625193
Oh, ok, thanks anon, Since I lack even the most basic historical and linguistic background, I wasn't aware of that.

You're so smart !
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>>675620482
this was quiet clever
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>>675619213
How can you trust something tht bleeds for a week but doesent die?
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>>675623413
Underrated post
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"Imagine when you die you are holding a bong, surrounded by aliens asking what was it like?" - anon ewe chewba
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>>675625010
What doesn't make sense about it?
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>>675624973
That's what you get for acting demickey
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Love one another - Our Lord Jesus
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>>675621983
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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>>675621358
Fuck Neil young he can lick my "southern man" asshole
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>>675619378
well goku isnt human though
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