What are the most intelligent words ever uttered from a human and who said it?
It's the guy from battlestar galactica
For me it would be "do unto others as you would care to see other do unto you" i know its cliche and edgy but as a human, it is most relevant to our way of life. should we all evolve to a point where these words are no longer needed, than i can afford the luxury of quoting something else. but for now, sadly i must stick with this sentence.
>"If you don't jiggle you get the dickle"
>"tits or gtfo"
>"sharpie in pooper"
>"It's a Krautchan meme, you newfag"
>"nice nons" (does it exist?)
The creators of the show were human so that's close enough
No. Sometimes it is how you say, on other occasions you must do as others wish, even if you don't wanna. And sometimes you got to stop giving shit about others and do as you please.
Trips of truth have spoken.
>"Dicks, Pussies and Assholes" speech from Team America
"See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because, pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!"
―Drunk in Bar
>Obama is the whitest black guy ever. That comparison is pretty stupid
That's because Obama is half-white and half-Africa nigger. He isn't one of them full bloody field niggers or even a house nigger like Denzel Washington.
Darling fascist bully-boy... Give me some more money... You bastard... May the seed of your loins be fruitful in the belly of your woman... Neil.
Every possible combination of words and ideas has already been thought by one person at some time there have been billions of people all having an average of 10,000 thoughts a day your life I'd meaningless and there's no such thing as an original thought
Lols Christian Conservatives so concerned about the unborn but they could care less about the living. Pro-life should mean everyone gets a chance at life. Then you proceed to vote for the death penalty, vote for people that carpet bomb children in the middle east, vote to go to war on the grounds to line the pockets of the already rich running the government.
"How hot IS the sun? On a scale from 1-10 scientists say like 9"
Also abortion by definition is the early termination of a pregnancy. 20% of pregnancies end in miscarriage which is a termination of pregnancy. That does not include women who did not report it or did not know they were pregnant, so that percentage is even higher. If you think about it God kills more babies than we do. You Pro-Lifers should really take a sex-ed class sometime. How little you know about conception is appalling.
"You're obliged to pretend respect for people and institutions you think absurd. You live attached in a cowardly fashion to moral and social conventions you despise, condemn, and know lack all foundation. It is that permanent contradiction between your ideas and desires and all the dead formalities and vain pretenses of your civilization which makes you sad, troubled and unbalanced. In that intolerable conflict you lose all joy of life and all feeling of personality, because at every moment they suppress and restrain and check the free play of your powers. That's the poisoned and mortal wound of the civilized world."
"Don't be a fucking idiot" - My Father
Anytime I'm about to do something I ask myself
would an idiot do that thing. If an idiot would, then I do not do that thing.
That advice has changed my life.
This actually happened the other day when hanging out with my friend and his girlfriend.
>gf: scream queens is such a good show
>me: i'm not interested, Emma Roberts is only popular because of AHS
>gf: she's famous for more than that
>me: name three things she's in
>gf: hold on let me google it
>me: no you can't google that's cheating
>gf: bf let's leave
she storms out of my house and sits in his car for 30 minutes until he finally left after she called and texted him 100+ times
>Then you proceed to vote for the death penalty, vote for people that carpet bomb children in the middle east, vote to go to war on the grounds to line the pockets of the already rich running the government.
-Democrat who doesn't understand irony.
Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest. If you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win --Dan Quayle, the smartest man ever
"Must go faster. Must go faster! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!" - Ian Malcom