ITT weird fetishes. I call girls I know/like and masturbate

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>>675603766
same tbh
plus this

>>675603766
>piss
>feet
>sister
I also fapped during a Saturday detention in highschool looking at a chicks fat ass sitting a couple of seats ahead of me

I don't think of them as weird anymore.

I like to cuddle my pillow and baby talk to it things like 'nyah' and 'i wuv chu' as i jerk off and pump myself furiously

>>675603967
>Sister
I've got some hot cousins, used to lay in my cousins bed and jerk off while playing with her bras and undies.

My fetishes are skinny grillz, pale white grillz, petite grillz, aand emo grillz

>>675603766
Thinking bout secretly filming my gfs friends/sister when they stay at my house

>>675604495
You got suspicions?

>>675604495
Micro cameras or hidden cams.

It's weird, I love starting into the girls eyes while cumming in her mouth and thinking about how much she loves me and I love it when she smiles after/while I'm cumming

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>>675603766
This has potential...

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>>675604667
Don't know what's the best way to do it

I've been regularly sucking my boss 's cock at work

>>675605088
potential is a strong word

>>675605152
tell me more

>>675605224
When I want to leave early he let's me if I blow him

>>675604105
I'd love to hear u

>>675604205
Tell me more. We should kik n talk

>>675605224
And he's fucking huge

>>675605136
Been looking at getting some kind of micro camera that I can hide, although I don't know much about them so I can't really tell you anything useful.

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>>675604248
>Skinny
>pale
>petite
>emo

tween boys

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>>675605500
Yeah same here. My fgts sister is smoking hot though and I'm obsessed with her one friend that comes over all the time. She used my towel and got turned on by her using the same towel as me

>>675605224
And if I let him cum on my face he buys me lunch before I suck his cock :P

I love my girlfriends feet and I love eating her ass. It gets me off.

>>675603766

this is how bored people get from not getting laid.

>>675603766
dressing like a girl turns me on.
>still less faggot than OP though

>>675605801
we heard you in the other thread, now go away

>>675605670

moar pls got the same.
Also some fucked up girls
I'm interessted in "broken girls", because it's easier to control and influence someone who has a low self-confidence.

>>675605767

You're a dude who lets another dude buy him lunch in exchange for cock sucking?

Why don't you just let a bunch of fags jizz in you bare back so you get AIDS and die?

>>675605876
dude
never stick dick in crazy

if they change their mind, and they to, they break you.

>>675603766
Is her name Nicki?

>>675605945
Femanon...

I have this weird fetish about getting in a relationship with an SJW dominatrix who finds out I don't support her beliefs in my mind. Then she fucks me senseless, denies me orgasms, and humiliates me and brainwashes me into an SJW through orgasm prevention. Sort of like a weird, sexy version of 1984's end.

>>675605792
I wish my gf let me do this. She doesn't embrace my foot fetish either

>>675606016
Fuck off then

>>675606013
Her name's Haleah.

>>675603766

Haha I used to do this when I was in high school, but I'd go next level and call different countries using a calling card you can buy from the gas station for cheap, you know those cards that are like "Call XYZ for 1c per minute"..

I'd call everywhere and jerk off, ask them "if they want to help me cum", its funny when they don't speak english proper and you have to tell them what "to cum" is and when they realise what your talking about they shit bricks haha!

Pro tip = Call a nunnery /convent and start being like "I need help, can you help me, please help me..." and talk to them while your jerking one off and straw some story about how you feel the devil is inside you and by talking to the nun the devil has left your body through your penis and he's this white fluid coming out of your penis...

I MF had some laughs with this shit before I upgraded to hookers and having girlfriends that I psychologically and therefore physically own to fulfill my perverted fantasies!

>>675606016

Time stamp tits or gtfo

>>675605975

got Borderline, SIB and had been anorexic.
/b/ro i just need someone who understand the swing between feeling worthless and being the gr8est guy on earth.

I know it sounds stupid and it could end up bad, but I'm bored of blonde puppets, fake rihannas and such shiiiiet.

>>675606124
It's late, I just came here to talk about naughty shit I do

>>675606068

I eat off my girlfriends toes, like we went out for a solid 6 months before I told her I was REALLY into feet and god bless her > soul she loves me so she really gets into it cause it makes me happy. You know like she'll smear jam (i love strawberry jam) between her toes and put them on a plate while she's sitting on the kitchen counter and I just go to town, it turns her on aswell so it's all good!

>>675606068
I've been super honest with her recently, and she'll wear long socks and stuff. But she won't give me a foot job or whatever, but she'll let me eat her ass when she's drunk. It's weird.

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>>675603766
i have an intense shit fetish, but once it makes any contact with another body part, or rubbed, or anything else other than proper disposal is nauseating and disgusting

>Female orgasms, squirting pussy, wet pussy is my favorite
Blushing
>Lingerie, especially corsets, and that combined with stockings dick = diamonds
>Exhibitionism
>No panties (specific form of exhib?)
>Ponies
>Pony horn sex
>Gay furry. Furry is the only one I will fap to gay shit.
>Watersports

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>>675606258
Gf won't even start assplay but tends to tease me with her feet and gives in when I put her feet around my cock but has never finished a fj

>>675606471

>ponies

Nigga furries are not the only gay shit you fap to

>>675606103
Just mad you have half his cock :O

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I have a fetish for being ridden on fours.
My GF sometimes helps me and makes me carry her all around home with her sitting on my back. Sometimes even wanks me while sitting there. She's great.

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>>675606107
Wow bro u r cooooooh

>>675606235

>body part
>on a plate
>with condiments

Hannibal?

>>675606201

i already had that in mind...

but you have to change.

Once such a girl you are looking for, also broke me. She was 10/10 to me, but damn she had some problems. Sometimes i could have called her crazy by the things she has done to me.

Yeah she broke me. Feels were real for about 1-2 years.

Got a 8/10 gf now who really loves me, respects me and has no menthal problems which cause problems all the time.
She also fucks way better than my ex.

Life feels good now.
A stable relationship is worth more than one you have with your 10/10 but menthal 1/10

If they girl has a visible pale area around her boobs and butt from a bikini and the rest of her is tanned
my dick = diamonds

>>675606615

While you fuck her , ie when her legs are straight in the air next to your shoulders suck on her big toe.. time your toungue with the thrusts of your cock/hips, this will get her into getting her toes sucked..

You know, conditioning...

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>>675603766
diapers

>>675606258

Wait, she'll let you give her the greatest possible pleasure (with the highest gross factor to you), but she also won't perform a sexual act you like?

Got a lot to learn.

>>675607187
She denies it when she's sober.

>>675607166

She even got my favorite kind of tattoo
right above that titties

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>>675607090
I love me some white bits and tan lines!

>obvious fetish is posting girls I know on here. White bit pics hard to find...

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>>675608601

The fucking shiiiet is i can't contribute, because i'm at work and my smartphone is broken (it fell about 3m while i was stoned af)

>>675607506

Cause she only allows herself to be that selfish when she is drunk.

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>>675608875
I'll continue to please you

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>>675609453

I know a friend who is looking exactly the same o.o

Look for facebook com / wattebauuschh

>>675609694
Can only see profile pics but she's hot

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>>675609515

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I have a severe fat fetish...

>>675610173

she's the ex of my former dealer in my hometown.

He said she wouldn't suck and wouldn't let you come otherwhere than creampieing her.

So it's like most of the time.
Extroverted in the outside
introverted in the inside

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>>675610501

This scene made my childhood

>>675610428

As do I, but i dont like them too fat. there is a certain amount of chub I will take

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I never let my gf wear deodorant, regularly smell and lick her armpits, and make her lick her armpits. Especially if we go a day or two without a shower.

Pic related.

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I steal shoes and jerk off on them

For whatever the reason I am into noses, especially ones that are curved upwards like a pig. When a girl blows me and has that nose it's just fucking bliss.

>>675611687
From where?

Ever jerked off inside and had the girl put it on?

>>675611768
coworkers and the like

and no, I would clean it up first. The risk was just too high

Also, if I'm at the office late, there are a few girls who leave their "work shoes" and socks under their desks. Sniff the shit out of the hot ones. Lick them sometimes too.

>>675606043
that would be interesting...

>>675606043
I do the reverse to SJWs. Love having them clean my dirty ass with their mouths, drink piss, wear buttplugs and vibrators out in public, write dirty shit on their body and have them wear it under their clothes. Once I had a girl who gave a speech about the dangers of rape at a college, under her clothes were written things like "worthless fucktoy" "public rape meat" "filthy slut" "public cumdump" "I'm only worth anything when being fucked like a whore". Was glorious.

>>675611956

I used to do the same, girls in the office leave like 5 pairs of shoes under their desks, fun to sniff them after hours!

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>>675613502
ain't that the truth

>>675603766
Filthy cumslut