Stories /b/ won't believe.. >great great great uncle patented some of the first stoplights >made a fortune and then sold the company for $600M in 1930's money >third party trust companies have invested it relatively smartly and made an estate worth $400M >great uncle is a world class photographer >$120K ink-jet printer type shit >mom is worth a pretty penny >me 23 >still getting a low 6 figure allowance waiting for my great uncle to drop 8 figures on my mom >fucking chicks in whatever bachelor pad I'm leasing >can't find a place to be in the world, don't need one >no need to be responsible >drunk smoking weed you've never seen >no chicks out on a wednesday (US mountain time) so I'm shitposting on /b/
>>675599039 We need a version of tits or gtfo for attention whoring faggots like this. Not a timestamp of the shit they are bragging about as that only feeds the bullshit cycle. Gotta be something degrading.
I hope you are happy and content and manage to find love - don't get used
my story is pretty cool. My gf picked me over a movie stars son who is also a movie star but he turned out to be a little spoilt bitch. I'm a humble guy from a small town and I got the girl. Don't be like him dude.
>>675601131 I did. Got no hits but i wasn't expecting any.
>be me >smartest kid at every subject >family business doing good, monopoly of bread in a 30km area >grandfather dies >family starts fighting and the business goes under due to bad management >try to tell parents and aunt that we need to adapt to times if we want to keep the company going >"shut up, you're 13" >years later start getting unmotivated by the system >drugs and girls are all that matter >drop out >can't find a steady job in my 35 years of life >post on /b/ while completely sober and jerking off to /gif/ now and again
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