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Which crimes are worth doing for the money, /b/? Nothing violent

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Which crimes are worth doing for the money, /b/?

Nothing violent - no armed robbery, muggings, etc.

Nothing sophisticated - anons of upper-mid-grade intelligence must be able to pull it off.

Objective: 5,000-20,000 per "score"
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Well there goes everything other than 'law-abiding citizen'.
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>>675597658
Keep dreaming faggot. If there was a way to make 5-20gs per score without being violent/using a weapon/being a super genius everyone would be doing it.
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>>675597950
what about burglary
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Being a politician.
Are you that fucking stupid, for fucks sake we have a nigger as president and Trump leading the polls for the republican nominee. How much more obvious does it have to be.
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>>675597950
Growing weed can make more than that every 12 weeks easily.

With OP's conditions, drugs are the only answer
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>>675598064
>what about burglary
How are you going to make 5 grand from burglary? Where would you sell the stuff?
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>>675597658
Carjacking?
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>>675598404
Forgot about the violence
Just car theft then
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>>675597658

with those guidelines, moving weight is the only way you can achieve all of those and make +5k
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Scamming. Sell people fake travel arrangements or something.
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A ponzi scheme
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>>675597658
>Objective: 5,000-20,000 per "score"
in what? pesos? rubles? jelly beans?
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If you kidnap the right person properly, that can be worth a lot.
It's nothing like how it is on the movies. Just make sure the person you're taking cooperates with you. Let them know you're serious at the begining by smacking them up and threatening them. After that chill a bit so they'll cooperate. Let them know the reality of the situation is that you've got them, they're yours and they're dead if they leave.
Still look after them, food, human interaction, showers ETC.

If you can get them to be the ones to ask the people paying the ransom to not contact anyone and just pay the money, that's better. Let them spill the situation but keep an eye on them when they do it so no messages or anything are getting through.

Also, make sure the person paying the ransom can actually pay. Make it an amount that's worth your trouble, but wont put them out too much. Chances are if the amount is small enough they'll just pay it without causing trouble.

Just dont be a fucking retard and know it's not a movie. It's real people with real emotions and family's.

If you don't get the money, and the victim has seen you, you need to get rid of them because they WILL give you up, no matter what they say. No matter what. A person can be really convincing if they feel their life is in danger.
Don't be a pussy if you have to dispose of them. You kidnapped, you can kill. Don't be a faggot and don't fuck it up.
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>>675599281
threat of violence (central to kidnapping) is violence.

and kidnapping carries a life sentence risk, as it should. that's a messed up crime.
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>>675599281
>nothing violent
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>>675599428
>>675599443
If you're not able to commit a tiny bit of violence, you're not ever going to be able to commit any crimes and get away with it.

If you're going to do anything, actually do it. Don't do stupid fucking scams that don't pay out.

Doesn't matter though, you wont last. And the second the cops get you, and they will, you'll fold so fucking quick.

Good luck, though.
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>>675599725
>tiny bit of violence
>murder them if it doesnt work out
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>>675600217
If you do it properly, it will work out.
Just find the right person. It's seriously that easy apparently.

>>675599281
This is hypothetical btw
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>>675598380
The right neighborhood will have homes with 5K+ worth of shit you can fit in a duffel bag

pawn shops?
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Prostitution/Escort Service. You better be classy as fuck and okay with your sexuality though, faggot.
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>>675597658
burn your house down and claim insurance money.
start wearing women clothes and sell sex for 4chan /b/ros in need
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>>675600812
it's not that fucking simple, if things are stolen in a neighbourhood, pawn shops are made aware of what stolen items may try to be sold. you'd have to go to another neighbourhood or find somewhere else to sell them.
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>>675600812
What exactly are you gonna steal that is worth 5k?

Also pawn shops usually check to see if stuff is stolen.
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>>675601004
>you'd have to go to another neighbourhood

challenge accepted m8
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>>675597658
Credit card fraud is easymode.
>Buy burner device that can access a webpage.
>Use public wifi
>Buy as many amazon giftcards from resellers
>Profit
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Break into houses no one lives in and steal the copper wiring, it'll take a while to get the amount of money you want, but unless your an idiot its pretty much risk free, I used to do it to pay for weed in high school
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>>675601703
And get them posted to where?
You haven't thought this through
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>>675601805
People steal copper wiring from train stations in NZ
A few months ago they got away with a few thousand feet (combined) of the stuff from around the station.
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>>675601912
E-giftcards are emailed, you're not buying them from Amazon.
You're buying them from resellers (usually bought with stolen cards as well I'd imagine)
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>>675598064
Man, fuck burglary. Going into someone's home and stealing their shit. Stick to rubbing large businesses and shit.
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>>675601703

Enjoy getting busted

You need VPN Tails and even a MacAdress Changer

There are cc sellers on the dw

I will not give you here an how-to just use your brain and crestivity if interested
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>>675602097
Which you then use to purchase goods online which get posted to where?
Still haven't thought it through
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>>675602210
>Burner device
>Public wifi
>Resellers

What trail is being left exactly?
What are the resellers going to do? Cry about their amazon codes that they got with stolen credit cards were bought with stolen credit cards?
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>nothing sophisticated
>5,000 - 20,000
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>>675602471

Im not knowing this method and thinkin about it.

could it be possible that the amazon codes goes invalid after all
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Definitely drugs. It could take a minute but getting rid of a large amount 1 time would do it
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>>675598583
Yeah your mom pays pretty good
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