How should i respond?

cuz she have a dick :D

>>675593249
protip: don't

Just get pics of tits, post them here, and then never look at her again.

I mean, it's a win-win.

She denies: then she leaves you alone.

She agrees: tits and you can ignore her.

It's full proof.

"I have a hard time picturing you as soft and cuddly, but I guess I'll try and give you the benefit of the doubt. It might be difficult, though"

>dated a non-white person
That's all the proof you need that she's crazy.

Also, she just told you that you remind her of her ex and that's why she wants to fuck you. But that's slightly less crazy than dating a non-white person.

>>675595316

This shit, tell her you dont want aids that she got from BB a nigger

Tell her that you go out in the late hours of the night to pay homeless men to poop on your chest

Kylie, be honest. Is it worth me pursuing attempts at sexual congress with you or has the BBC destroyed your vag and awhile for us mere miniscule white dicked individuals?

>>675595914
Fucking auto correct. Above but a-hole now awhile

>>675595914

> aka have you got aids from fucking animals

>>675593249
Because I'm so used to sucking big hard throbbing trap dick and you probably have crabs

>>675596226
Rolling

>>675596226
This

>>675596226
this

>>675596226
Holy shit please

Your a fat fuck and I have self respect. Show me your tits and tell me I should let you be my slave

>>675596226
roll

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>>675596226
right here

>>675596226
Rolll

>>675596226
This please

>>675593249
I was just paranoid. That sounds like a place i would like to be.

>>675595914
THIS ONE WON! NEXT THREAD COMING UP~

>>675596226
ROLLING FOR THIS HOLY SHIT

>>675596226
OP~Regards.

>>675595914
rolling for this shit

>>675596785
ffs don't follow neckbeards who are made at everyone when they don't realize that's why no wants to get with them.

>>675596888
Trips have spoken.

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How should i respond?

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>>675596888

How about you call up that ex of yours? I've always wanted to try out bestiality

>>675597069
and the dumbest person in the world award goes to...

>>675597112
Roll, I got trips last time

>>675597069
damn she's a potato

>>675597112
rolling

>>675593249
are you Italian?

cool, lets fuck

>>675597069
I'm a little drunk atm. Would you rather meet tonight or for coffee later?

>>675597112
lmfao

>>675597359
Rolll

>>675597069
Bro just hook up, get sucked up, blow your load on this retards forehead and walk out

>>675597359
this might be good

>>675597069
Let me explain, what I lack in size I make up for when I swallow your pussy whole. I would throat fuck your whole vagina, swallow it with a big gulp. Do you like anal? Can I stick my nose in your bumhole?

>>675597069
Have your heard of the School of Hard Knox? Im going to let you graduate magna CUM laude from my school of hard cocks.

Ready to suck me off to earn your dickploma?

"brb gotta skin a dolphin"

>>675597359
this

>>675597580
This

>>675597359
op just fucking do this one its perfect

>>675597359
>>675597359
>>675597359
>>675597359
roll

>>675597580
roll

>>675597699
>>675597700
yep we're doing this one

>>675597699
Winrar

>>675597359
Roll diss on you faggot

Or post some ham pic of her so we can see what she really looks like

>>675597359
ROLL

Did you wanna get together sometime then? Whats tomorrow night look like for you?

can you grow a neckbeard and let me cum in it?

>>675597700

dubs deserve it mate

>>675597596
THIS

So you have kids? They can watch...maybe participate if your into that.

>>675597888
Trips get

>>675597959
sup im Triplsix I am 12 and wat is this

OP where you at

ask if her fupa game gud?

"Oh my god you're so fucking ugly i'm posting our conversation on 4chan so we can both get the attention we need"
"Hear's the link http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/675593249/how-should-i-respond"

>>675598075
Her chub n tuck needs to be on point.

>>675598105
yes?

ever been fucked by a mahogany log?

>>675598199
oh... ok... winrar

>>675598105
Are you speaking in third person or past tense telling her the link makes sounds?

>>675595316
She basically wrote it is a bad thing he looks like her ex

>>675598282
The texts not 4 you
It's 4 chan

we all know where this is going so lets hurry up and fuck

how many fingers can you fit?

>>675598418
Oh you

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OP

>>675598418
>It's 4 chan
l-like t-the hacker, a-amirite n-nig-ggers?..!?

I feel like eminem is a /b/tard

>>675598263
Trips and you have to say "ever been fucked by a mahogany log?"

>>675598746
roll

actually you kind of remind me of my ex too, she sucked a mean dick. Sugar dugar ray, know what i'm saying?

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Respond?

Fuck and forget.

>>675598833
this shit>>675598263

>>675598833

show me your dick

>>675598938
roll this thing

ask if she got a bush big enough to cum in instead so you can blow a load off now

>>675593249
"Nigger dixk syphalluz"

>>675598993
ROLLL

>>675596226
Reply with this

>>675598833

smear peanut butter on your tits and have your dog lick that off.

>>675599199
plz?

can i clamp your asshole open and eat fruit loops out your rectum?

>>675599402
Nice pick up line

>>675599463
We should play Jenga on our first date, so you know my pullout game is strong

>>675598833
say she only got half good genes so can you fuck her mum

>>675599632
Rolling

>>675598833
can we go to a public bathroom for our first date?

>>675593249
OP here's a protip, `soft and cuddly' ALWAYS means fat and orbitly

would you agree on being painted on green and be spanked like a disovedient avocado?

also im into sharpie in pooper

>>675599758

oh fuck, she fat? ask her if she's fat

>>675599753
;)

QUINTS HAVE DECIDED, THREAD OVER

>>675599402
please do this have to if i get quints

bitch it's time to suck dick

>>675599985
roll

>>675599999
>>675600000

ask if you can take some shit in a bag home after your date with her

>>675599758
This unfortunately be careful op

>>675600203
roll trips please

>>675600267
K

>>675600328
PUSSY ASS NIGGA

>>675600203
THIS

>>675600203
sounds hot

>>675600203
roll

>>675600439
fucking autistic retard nigger bitch

>>675600203
roll

>>675593249
RIP OP

>>675600618
yeah looks like

>>675593249
Because, I don't have harpoons to man

ask her if she likes fucking watermelons