beat me by 20 seconds
it does seem like he's over asserting his manliness, I'm into the same stuff but damn, he probably owns a massive truck too
arent christian texans super conservative?
woops, that's not gay
Should I go hammeridian or smiter in D2 for my pally?
I'm always tempted to kick those when I see them in a parking lot.
gotta be quicker than that pencil dick
I hope not, for my jeep's sake..
In that case, I'm moving to texas then
I wonder if the truck will backfire in reaction if I do.
why pencil dick?
Move over to me so we can be butt buddies.
yes but not for years
I laughed and I don't know why.
Nothing much. Tired and stressed.
stressed about what?
I'm pretty low maintenance, but you sure you want to take me on?
miss you too hun
Family member is having surgery.
it's not worth marking
oh on another side note, so I'm 2600miles away from home, and it's been 2 years I've been in a relationship, been single for a few months.. I tried using tinder annnd the first guy I fell for, first kiss, etc popped up, he's like 50 miles away
oh, I'm sure they'll be ok
psh, it's slim pickings here and I won't be young forever, nothing wrong with getting excited if there's a chance..
I understand why you're worried though
Something about dating sites seems vulgar, belittling, and low class.
it's a full time job, kid. You really have what it takes?
hardly, a good relationship is none of those things
I had been talking to him at lunch breaks and freaking out about it for two weeks, and I found that out about an hour ago, so pic related
Skylar, just go to bed. You have a shift tomorrow.
it is, I hate them, but bars and dance classes weren't working..
Wow, its like we never seen that one or shovel dog thousands upon thousands times in the past several years.
I get the impression as well.
Of course I do!
Personally, I can't ejaculate until someone posts shoveldog.
Doesn't help there's 2 being done only 3 days apart.
There are no good relationships.
Thats why I dont bother.
Just be alone then.
Males being that out like that looking for fuck is pretty disgusting.
I'm starting to liek the dance classes
Do you go on 4chin specifically to find shovel dog?
Says me because its correct.
Good for you.
and your evidence?
Naturally. Why else would one visit the chins?
I. didn't. know. he. was. straight. I still don't. The last guy I was with was straight until I took interest in him, he dated/fucked women, etc. he was attracted to me and we connected enough for him to decide to come out, even though he was previously unsure. taht's the shitty thing about being gay, even guys that are gay like to live straight lives, I've met countless examples.
I mean, it can be useful in theory but I can't bring myself to join a dating site. Not right now anyway.
So what do you want to do big guy?
It sucks when you don't have natural gaydar.
Why would he even put that he's interested in girl's at all then? There's overcompensating and then there's overcompensating.
If he says he is then you have to take him at his word. If someone says, "I'm straight" you can't ask them to prove it.
I can only hope..
seriously I'm not even one to stare at asses but holy crap those slim jeans were tailored for it
he's also into cars, lifting, etc
I forgot did you see my sketch page?
and I'm saying tough shit
3, 4 & 5 are my favorites from that bunch.
They all look pretty good.
Leauge is going to pick up another sheet this weekend.
Have you ever ridden a horse?
"we" coming from someone not even contributing to the thread
I forgot this was the texas thread.
needs more gay
it's true, just depends on what you're basing this on
Once, a long time ago. I'm a bit weary of horses after a mutual friend of my brother's accidentally spooked one of their horses, got kicked in the head, and later died in the hospital.
that is my fetish
but seriously that fucking sucks.
I was talking about you riding my cock like a horse
Filthy human nature.
nah I've got people for that.
You could apply if you'd like, however there is a waiting list
pff. I didnt need you to tell me that.
Erm, no. I'm still a virgin.
I just wanted it to be clear I was giving up
got distracted, this is a really good utau cover
What would you like do with me?
If I were younger a few things.
rightm it's past my bedtime,
Ive wasted my chances, so whatever.
you'd be the same way if you were 34 and still going to these threads
nibi is an old fart
this thread needs more Rocket raccoon
If you cant get sex before 20 you might as well be fucking 50 because its all downhill from here on out.
Kiss nigger's assholes you stupid fuck.
if u cain 5 lbs you might as well gain 300 bls its all down hill
if you get a single cavity you might as well pull all ur teeth and get dentures
if you lose ur granma you mgiht as well kill ur mum and dad they're gonna die anyways who cares
Your sense of touch deteriorates every year as you age as well as the chemicals in your brain change.
Fucking pointless now. It wont be the same.
Not the same correlation, you shit.
If you've never had it how can you possible know that it's any worse?
No, its not. Your brain experiences things much more intensely the younger you are.
I refuse to be a fucking guinea pig and use placebos to justify my lack of masculinity and with it, existence.
You have no reference point, you don't know how much you'll enjoy it.
You will love it no matter what.
You lose nerves in your skin every year you age.
>inb4 you deny it like retards deny climate change.
Im not settling for less, go eat shit.
I rather have fucking nothing then piss-poor scraps.
you create a feedback loop with your negativity that utterly shackles any forward progression towards anything that could be considered positive. if you were not obsessed with concepts like what you've "missed" or what you are or aren't, it would be trivial to exist easily and pursue whatever interests you could have.
it is hard to take responsibility for this sort of thing, but yes, the only thing really holding you back is your attitude.