Just a talk with a girl I met that was job hunting
Still working, but it'll take a bit more carefully chosen words
you're pretty smooth OP. she sent you a pic of her with a shirt on.
I'm thinking she's kinda interested or just trying to prove they're D.s
[spoiler]but what would I know about women they're fucking retarded[/spoiler]
Her face pic had a friend, so I commented on the friend(the blonde one) rather than her.
Your slow game is strong op
Have a pat in the back
his tactic is honestly going pretty well, he's being witty enough to keep her interested and she's into that.
I wouldn't push it any further down the negging path than he's already gone though.
I won't be sending an outline pic because I don't want /b/ to know what my cock looks like.
Right now I'm making small talk to melt the rest of the ice, here's the most recent development after a while of nothing
This. It must be getting tiring for her
>"ur boobs not D lmao xD!"
>"lol no i dont blieve u!"
>"xD there's no way ur boobs are that big hehe"
tell her she's beautiful and that you want to lick her asshole
yeah he seems to have moved it along a bit, but it's worth pushing a little at first to see if it's an easy win.
I wouldn't have done it quite the way he is but he seems to be doing fine.
if you consider 8th grade level sexting with a fatty that hasn't already led to tits, to be "going pretty well" than chances are you're probably a huge faggott too. you and OP should dock your cocks
holy shit youre autistic. is this seriously what american people act like? i'm fucking dying
If she gets tired and you can't do the thrusting, then gtfo...sheesh...chick sending tits, talking birth control & bjs and this fag's talking romance
get her to describe how she is good at foreplay and what made her so good at BJ's.
yeah her to close her eyes and picture herself doing it and enjoying it and explain why she is so good.
if she does, she'll be dripping wet
If i get dubs you have to send a pic of your asshole
this is such a 14 year old train of thought. what a giant fag you are. one day you might see a vagina in person... maybe
>OP ALREADY GOT CUCKED OP ALREADY GOT CUCKED OP ALREADY GOT CUCKED OP ALREADY GOT CUCKED OP ALREADY GOT CUCKED OP ALREADY GOT CUCKED OP ALREADY GOT CUCKED OP ALREADY GOT CUCKED OP ALREADY GOT CUCKED OP ALREADY GOT CUCKED OP ALREADY GOT CUCKED OP ALREADY GOT CUCKED
>girls aren't visual like men
Bullshit. Spoken like a true virgin.If a girl tells you that, she's just trying to make you feel better that she's been eye fucking everyone else but you.
Now just lie and say something like
>ayyy me to, was kinda boring though
>not enough foreplay
>mfw people ITT are this gullible
Stale pasta is stale
this land ship has passed...OP may as well start asking her about the last guy's dick to let her know he's REALLY not interested in her sexually.
Enjoy "letting her sleep on it" as she's sleeping with me. I appreciate the reduction in competition as you select yourself out of contention.
I particularly enjoy that you're fighting for your own emasculation.
just write "whore" and never talk to here again. its over, just move on.
This thread is dead, OP realized he was being strung along, desperately stumbled about 'those aren't D cups' again and spiraled into a crying fit as she said how she was about to get double teamed and that she'd never let faggot op see her nekeds
OP continued asking previous romance encounters to the point she couldn't describe them any better & the girl gave him the number of the last guy she banged & told him to ask the dude himself...which he immediately called and swapped dix pix within 5 minutes.
The knight is here to prevent thread death
OP did the freshly dicked pussy scare you off?
>2016, all quality pussy is freshly dicked
Look on the bright side, You got her number..You got her cup size..you texted her about sex for quite a while
She's had many dicks, you could be one more
>what have you got to loose