Just a talk with a girl I met that was job hunting

This could be your chance, don't be too nice or you'll easily get into the friend zone for life. Get in that ass anon

>>675588458
+1 for landline phone comment, clearly a pic from teh 90s

>>675588551
>Update
nice

>>675588551
"your breasts"

Bumping for land line love

>>675588551
need to see if they're more than a handful to know if they're Ds

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We're still talking as I post this

fatty gtfo

Face or gtfo

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Still working, but it'll take a bit more carefully chosen words

Keep it up OP

>>675588187
Cmon Op you can do this. U got this.

>>675590156
Rekt

you're pretty smooth OP. she sent you a pic of her with a shirt on.

I'm thinking she's kinda interested or just trying to prove they're D.s

[spoiler]but what would I know about women they're fucking retarded[/spoiler]

That's it. No chance of tits.

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>>675589835

>>675590156
yeah goo dluck now, at least another day on this one. you keep asking now youre begging and chicks dont dig that

unless youre some kind of nudes god

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>>675590734
Oooo shiiietttt

>>675590734
kek. you're in bro. shes being pretty blatant

>>675590734
"already asking for sex but i can't see u topless"

>>675590156
"hey, it's for purely scientific reasons. I assure you that I will get no pleasure out of it. "

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>>675590734
She wants it Op, U got this.

>>675590156
and spaghetti was everywhere

You got her number, and her to divulge her breast size.
The only move left is to suggest they're only impressive under a shirt.

>>675590156
>its not until I'm topless that they finally believe me

you're in if you want it OP, she's just going to make you put in a little more legwork first.

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Bumping to see where this goes.

so smooth, OP. lets see them funbags nao

Say 'please'
Chicks love when you beg.

>>675590891
This could work.

I need to see where this goes

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Her face pic had a friend, so I commented on the friend(the blonde one) rather than her.

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Damn that bitch is taking long

OP DO NOT GO SPAGHETTI MODE.
You are on a good path. Don't be a fag.

Play it smart and you might put your dick in between those tits someday.

I think OP is burning out she's seeing the beta in him

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>>675590734

Freudian slip

>>675591822

we can clearly see the beta in him because we are 4chan, but the broad appears to be oblivious unless she wants a dick pic

>>675591754

I'd smash both

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>>675588187
Take my Energy Op,

>>675592324
Would smash.

Keep it up.

op now give her an out line of your cock in boxers so she can be like you said you were 6" but youre really 3"

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>>675592324

Your slow game is strong op
Have a pat in the back

>>675592324
but could probably make them an indecent pair of C's without much effort

Ask for a trade, Cs for D

OP send toilet seat pic.
Do it faggot.

C'mon OP, dont be a fag and free the nipples

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>>675592753

This is the most suspense I've had on /b for months.

I think you're fighting a losing battle now though.

Def should try the outline of your cock pic

>>675592753
>>675592939
Dont

Stop trying negging and just go for it

>>675592324
you're horrible at this OP
i hope you choke on a sip of water and die a confusing death

>>675593126
his tactic is honestly going pretty well, he's being witty enough to keep her interested and she's into that.
I wouldn't push it any further down the negging path than he's already gone though.

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go on OP your post is entertaining

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>>675593153
>die a confusing death.

Mfw

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I won't be sending an outline pic because I don't want /b/ to know what my cock looks like.
Right now I'm making small talk to melt the rest of the ice, here's the most recent development after a while of nothing

>>675593126
This. It must be getting tiring for her

>"ur boobs not D lmao xD!"
>"yes"
>"lol no i dont blieve u!"
>"it's true"
>"xD there's no way ur boobs are that big hehe"
>ad infinitum

tell her she's beautiful and that you want to lick her asshole

>>675593341
nicely done with the BC

>>675589835
Best to keep the face to yourself anon. People who want face usually.just want to ruin it for others.

Do it op!We believe in you.Do it for all of us virgins out there.Unleash the titties!

>>675592939
Do it OP

>>675593237
It's just the same over and over again. He needs to move on to something else than "those are not Ds xxdxdxdd"

>>675593341
What the fuck. Who cares about your dick. Do it to get the tits you inbred stupid piece of shit

>>675593545
yeah he seems to have moved it along a bit, but it's worth pushing a little at first to see if it's an easy win.
I wouldn't have done it quite the way he is but he seems to be doing fine.

>>675593237
if you consider 8th grade level sexting with a fatty that hasn't already led to tits, to be "going pretty well" than chances are you're probably a huge faggott too. you and OP should dock your cocks

>>675593341
>birth control
So she took cum from other men inside her.
What a fucking slut. Dropped.

Tell her ur a man that appreciates curves,not bones

>>675593341
Micropenis detected

>>675593341
booo hooo we want sauce and cockout line will speed this garbage convo up

OP is GOLD!!!

>>675593692
so did your mum

>>675593389
Ad Victoriam

What are you even waiting for, OP?

Pay her a compliment and ask her out for a cup of coffee.

Hey blank

It's blanks friend blank

He said you're a c cup not a d

Give me the number faggot I'll finish the job

>>675593820
And the true man of the hour shows up

>>675593691
kek
once you leave college you'll probably realise that only going for the low-hanging fruit is a shit tactic. those girls do not keep well.

Nice one, OP. I'll bet she's never had some sad case desperately clamouring for her breasts before. She's definitely not stringing you along.

>>675593341
Start talking about blowjobs, something funny about it, you get it OP don't be a beta

>>675593691
post your wins Chad

Ask her if you can be her gay friend.

Faggot.

Tits or gtfo

>>675594136
This...

The thread is dying. The girl and /b/ are both ditching you, OP

>>675593691
I think they would make good docking partners.. cause i bet they have 2 single faggot fathers aswell that would join this docking party

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Op right know

>>675593966
TY

I pride myself in not being OP the faggot

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OP's true sexting form

>>675594007
i dont see how your ad hominem attack on what you perceive my sex life to be has anything to do with this ham-beast OP cant harpoon

>>675594294
agreed

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Took a bit, but got the sex talk back

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>>675588187

>>675594878
>romantic
Ya blew it

>>675594878
>Birth Control
>Killing your sex drive
Turns out it works.

>>675594878

>an romantic evening

Stfu and let the dude do his thing if he squanders it there is always a chance for redemption regardless of your cringe level.

>>675594878
>passionate night
>romantic
>with someone special

wew, that dried her up

>>675594937
Fuck you.

>>675594878
Ask her when the last time she had sex was

>>675594878
That seems a bit beta OP. But at the same time she might dig it.

Dunno.

Women.

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>>675594937

Should have sent a dick pick bro

>>675594878
Holy fuck, you're the new beta king

>>675594878
>no sex drive

abandon ship

Snub game is strong.

>>675595141
Shit like this is always a toss up

>>675594878
pls kill self OP
its the only way to bring honor back to your family

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>>675594878
pathetic

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>>675595084

>>675595222
Trips of truth

>>675594937
>>675595149
extreme samefagging

>>675595196
This, honestly. She's not going to suddenly be starving for cock just because you came along. She's not going to be down. Like...ever. I've dated chicks like this before.

>>675594878
fucking beta nigger.

chick's dig the sappy "romantic" shit, even the sluts. it makes them feel less slutty

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>>675595117

>>675588187
>>675588458
>>675588551
>>675589457
>>675589553
>>675589594
>>675590156
>>675590734
>>675591754
>>675592324
>>675593341

holy shit youre autistic. is this seriously what american people act like? i'm fucking dying

>>675595390
>that smiley
You're back at it again with the sex OP

Now lets see some tits

>>675594878
you forgot to add m'lady. youll never be able to give her that rose after a moonlite walk on the beach now

>>675595346
This. Dated a chick for 2 years, about 1.5 in she changed bc. Went from always wanting sex to never. She also gained about 30 lbs.

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>>675594878

>>675595420
>American people
Maybe if you left your basement yuropoor.

>>675595451
OP is too much of a beta fgt to make it happen.
should cut his dick off and send it to her van Gogh style

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>>675595390

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>>675595390
could work though

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If she gets tired and you can't do the thrusting, then gtfo...sheesh...chick sending tits, talking birth control & bjs and this fag's talking romance

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>>675595479

>>675595390
get her to describe how she is good at foreplay and what made her so good at BJ's.

yeah her to close her eyes and picture herself doing it and enjoying it and explain why she is so good.

if she does, she'll be dripping wet

>>675595632
Hahaha i like that image.
Can i save it?

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>>675595582
If i get dubs you have to send a pic of your asshole

Fuck spidey m8 keep going

>>675595582
shes playing you kek

>>675595582
Whooooooooooooore

>>675595582
>2 days ago.

Holy cuckadoodle mcbetamax. Op you are getting played.

Im gonna check /b/ for the thread she made trolling you.

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>>675595582

>>675595703
this this this

You're already friendzone. Now she's just playing with you for the attention. Either ask her flat out to come over and fuck you or our just stop talking to her you fucking pussy.

>>675595802
Indeed she's alphaer than OP

Sure, it's all yours!

>>675595802
Its so obvious...

Im gonna look for her thread trolling this fucktard OP. More entertaining and possible tits there.

>>675595780
No

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>>675595703
this is such a 14 year old train of thought. what a giant fag you are. one day you might see a vagina in person... maybe

pic related(you)

>>675595582
Slut confirmed. Get her to show tits

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>>675595663

>>675589553

being this close to potentially getting this chick and still talking about her...

>breasts

Op... You lost that game..

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>>675595845

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>>675595149

>OP ALREADY GOT CUCKED OP ALREADY GOT CUCKED OP ALREADY GOT CUCKED OP ALREADY GOT CUCKED OP ALREADY GOT CUCKED OP ALREADY GOT CUCKED OP ALREADY GOT CUCKED OP ALREADY GOT CUCKED OP ALREADY GOT CUCKED OP ALREADY GOT CUCKED OP ALREADY GOT CUCKED OP ALREADY GOT CUCKED

OP where she from? Maybe some anon can fuck her silly while you ask her about romantic shit.

Beta confirmed.

Time to move it downstairs ; ask if she shaves or waxes.

>>675595582
literally could've replied with
>let me be the judge

Op... You dropped the ball m8. Cya on your next life, maybe you'll have a pair...

>>675595390
you should have complimented her on her weight, said somthing like when I saw you, you deffinently looked good where you're at.

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>>675596091

>>675596145
OP's life partner has arrived.

>>675596091
>CUCKED
You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it is. You fucking twelve year old faggot.

oh wow, she's just banged 2 days ago, you missed your chance to taste that other guy who's got way better skillz than you

>>675596242
im dead

Tell her you're good at eating pussy. Ask her if she's ever had a guy lick her clit?

>>675596127
That would have worked. She's already confirmed slut, so she would do it.

OP you messed up.

>>675595895
lol. oh if you only knew.

girls aren't visual like men, they need to think on things, let them build up in their mind.

that's what gets them going

>>675596127
By not saying this, OP missed his one and only chance at a pity fuck from someone other than his left hand.

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>>675596359

>>675596359
This is true though. A good sex story gets them wet. Pics do close to nothing.

C'mon OP you can save this bread for your /b/rose, give us a Facebook or something

>>675596359
>girls aren't visual like men
Bullshit. Spoken like a true virgin.If a girl tells you that, she's just trying to make you feel better that she's been eye fucking everyone else but you.

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>>675592324

toss in a few references to your dick. joke that it's huge and joke that it's tiny to balance it out. lean a touch more on the small joke side. she will start thinking about your D.

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>>675595582
Now just lie and say something like
>ayyy me to, was kinda boring though
>not enough foreplay

>>675596359
In my experience women like being physically dicked more than having it described to them.

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>mfw people ITT are this gullible

Stale pasta is stale

>>675596644
Double dubs dont lie.

>>675596644

they also like to be physically dicked while you're describing it to them

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this land ship has passed...OP may as well start asking her about the last guy's dick to let her know he's REALLY not interested in her sexually.

>>675596330
>Ask her if she's ever had a guy lick her clit?
How old are you? Jesus fucking Christ, you better be certified autistic, 13 years old, or or both to say stupid shit like that.

>>675596723
>>675596758
True that

>>675596552
you've proven to me that you are unwilling to be educated, perhaps too stupid to understand.

thanks for playing, try again after your balls drop.

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>>675588187

>>675596694
what a stock image.

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>>675595582

>>675596264
>>>
> Anonymous 03/24/16(Thu)00:56:21 No.675
idk why reading this I just burst into laughter, I just picture some fuck seriously typing out Its me.. Goku

>>675596908

>being this new
Go back to 9gag

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>>675596908

>>675596908
"hilarious shit" what is wrong with this post... All the autistic guys came to this...

>>675596908
>I just picture some fuck seriously typing out Its me.. Goku

Took me a second to realize this is a coherent sentence.

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>>675596908
What the fug

>>675597088
Are you retarded?

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>>675597150

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>>675597053

>>675597182
Saye the guy that just posted this travesty
>>675596908

>>675588187
You fucked it up op

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>>675597268

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>>675597249

Abandon ship. That isn't college level understanding.

>>675596833
Enjoy "letting her sleep on it" as she's sleeping with me. I appreciate the reduction in competition as you select yourself out of contention.

I particularly enjoy that you're fighting for your own emasculation.

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>>675597043

>>675597043
Le monkey face
>meme text
>>im from Reddit
>>>red text<<<

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>>675597612

Bump I want to see OPs success

Bump?

>>675599155
It's over anon
Move along

>>675594976
>t
Hahahaha +1

OP show us your cock

Its not to late! he can still get results for us! just needs to do it sooner then later, fucking alpha up you beta cuck

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>>675595582
just write "whore" and never talk to here again. its over, just move on.

This thread is dead, OP realized he was being strung along, desperately stumbled about 'those aren't D cups' again and spiraled into a crying fit as she said how she was about to get double teamed and that she'd never let faggot op see her nekeds

OP continued asking previous romance encounters to the point she couldn't describe them any better & the girl gave him the number of the last guy she banged & told him to ask the dude himself...which he immediately called and swapped dix pix within 5 minutes.

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>>675601533
The knight is here to prevent thread death

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OP did the freshly dicked pussy scare you off?
>2016, all quality pussy is freshly dicked
Look on the bright side, You got her number..You got her cup size..you texted her about sex for quite a while
She's had many dicks, you could be one more
>what have you got to loose

Op you fuck where are you?

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>>675603119

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>>675603299
ITS ME