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Ask the great deer god Sold I become a psychologist

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Ask the great deer god
Sold I become a psychologist
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>>675587526
Is OP ever going to find success?
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Im gay?
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>>675587526
Will i ever find someone?
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is obama an homosexual?
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An ivy?
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>>675587526
will i not starve to death with my salary?
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Should I kill myself
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Will I ever fuck all the ladies?
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>>675589300
Fuck u dear cunt
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>>675589068
Thanks deer god.
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>>675589384
Faggot
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Should I leave my job and family to start a meme designer career?
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>>675587526
Should I go back to school?
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Fame for me?
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Will I win the race tonmorow?
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Will I ever find a girlfriend playing dota 2?
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will i be a great film maker?
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Will I get 2nd place?
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Will I find myself a good career this year?
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Is bob dylan a good guy or a bad guy
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>>675589682
Well fuck it, i'll just get high then.
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>>675587526
does life get better?
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>>675587526
are u a nigger by chance
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>>675587526
Will i get the job tomorrow?
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do you think im sexy?
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>>675589895
kek you got rekt m8
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>>675587526
Will i become a doctor?
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will i make it?
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he is very negative today
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>>675590009
shit bro thats what i was thinking of
best of luck
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>>675590118
Hes been 100% with us though, I can respect that.
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>>675587526
Should I tell her I like her?
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>>675587526
rollerino
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should i leave 4chan
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Am I going to amount to anything?
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>>675587526
will it happen?
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>>675590693
does that mean I'll die soon?
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Should I be a cook for a career?
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is jess the one for me?
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Is J the best choice
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>>675590693
>>675590705
>>675590753
>>675590755
Hes fucking savage.
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>>675587526

Will I always be alone?
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Will I ever get dubs?
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>>675592190
Re-Rollin for answers deer god
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>>675587526
shuld i bj
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>>675587526
continue sklool
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>>675587526
store
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>>675587526
will i be successful in life
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Should I make a masters degree on Organic chemistry?
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>>675592644
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>>675592644
reroll
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Oh old and wise great deer god, will I pass this semester in one try?
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>>675593030
Reroll
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>>675587526
will i win this bet on csgo
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>>675587526
Should I start my own business?
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>>675593201
lying sack of shit i lost
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should I ask one of them
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>>675587526
Adri?
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if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a noise?
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Should i have sex with this 13 year old girl
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Will i kill you and become the new deer god
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Will I build the machine?
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Is she the one?
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is my life fucked
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>>675594055
dont judge my weight you deer cunt
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>>675587526
Should I go for Em soon or wait until next year?
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Can jet fuel melt steel beams
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If I turn myself in will I be out by the 30th of this month?
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>>675594330
Roll again
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>>675587526
oh deer lord, will I be happy tomorrow?
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Will I meet all my deadlines on time?
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>>675594650
Rolling again
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Will I get a job soon?
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>>675594712
I think it may be right
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Is she mad?
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>>675587526
Will i get a good paying job soon
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>>675594821
Well, fuck.

Will it become a thing?
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Should I give up?
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>>675594869
Uhm...

Will I be pleased with you know what?
I mean, in general way, will it be good or
shit or it will never happen?
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>>675594967
... Holy shit.
Praise deer god.
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>>675595002
Oh cmon
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>>675595055
OMFG this make sense...

Anyways
I really like her, and everythin would be nice
Sooo discard the fact that she is a lil fat.
Will it be nice?
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>>675595167
Hum...

I dont want this reality
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>>675587526
will i be happy and satisfied within 2 months from now.
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>>675595250
rr
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Is there anyone in this thread who ISN'T an autistic NEET?
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Should I jump?
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Will I ever be happy?
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>>675587526
will i die alone
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>>675595336
Philosophy and latin student, so i guess no.
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should i give her another chance
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>>675587526
will i fucking get married
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>>675587526
can i trust her
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>>675589068
>>675589384
>>675589428
When deer God's answers for each of these actually make sense. Mfw.
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>>675587526
will i ever get nova
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>>675587526
will i ever get SEM
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>>675587526
should i go again
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Are u a faggot who can't be trusted
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Will dogger become a new meme?
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>>675596111
triple confirmed

deer god is a faggot
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should i ask her out??
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should i leave the country ?
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Should I go with her?
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>>675596250
reroll
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Is your answer to this question false?
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Should I make breakfast tomorrow?
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Should I kill myself?
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am I cool?
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>>675596626
but what?
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>>675596665
no im not
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Am I fucked
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is it great being a deer?
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do I look good?
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>>675587526
Do I have a chance?
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>>675596828
really?
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Am I gonna have a good time this weekend?
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>>675596878
>>675587526
Thank You mighty sacred deer
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>>675587526
Am I god?
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Have you been lying about every question other than this one?
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am I getting head on friday
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>>675596111
Were you actually answering if this guy was a faggot?
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Will she ever share my feelings
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will niggers rule the world?
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Should I straight up tell Shay to fuck me
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>>675587526

is she talking to him again?
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>>675587526

does she loves me?
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does it even matter?
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>>675587526

im going to be whealty?
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Will I fuck her?
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>>675587526

but what?
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>>675587526
Have I already met her?
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>>675587526
dat fifth
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>>675597795
That's a lie because she's skinny as fuck, I'll ask again.

Will I fuck her?
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will trump win the elections?
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I'm black?
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Should I just straight up ask Shay if she's down to fuck
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>>675587526
Will my girl actually bring a chick for my roomate?
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>>675597844
I mean not to question your insight, great Deer God, But "Chill, Bro," Doesn't answer my question. If you are certain that it be the answer, then tell me you are uncertain or to roll again, But I respectfully request a more clear reply.
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>>675598082
yeah, that's what I thought
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>>675587526
Will I ever stop baiting for more than 2 weeks
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did I pick the right course?
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>>675598083
If it does not matter, than does that mean I will never find her, or perhaps not meant to?
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>>675598083
>>675597844
"chill bro", means that you're looking into it too deeply. Chill, bro, don't worry about it. If you've found her, you'll know when the time is right. That is the Deer God's message
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im going to get a nice job within three months from now?
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>>675598188
Deer god, are my sins towards you the reason I am bound to never her?
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>>675598267

maybe in 2 months?
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>>675598370

rollain
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im going to die soon?
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is my dad gonna die on his boat trip
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>>675598176
Does that mean that I'll be screwed when I look for a job?
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>>675598521

fuck.. really?
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Did Hitler hate the jews?
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>>675598568

thank you based deer god
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>>675587526
Will I ever find solace?
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>>675598607
Deer god confirmed
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>>675598642
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>>675587526
will she be mine?
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>>675598839
well fuck me then
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Will my dreams come true?
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>>675587526
will today go nicely?
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Should I smoke weed and do shrooms this summer
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Are you actually a gay fish?
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Will I ever become a virgin?
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>>675599080
okay, rolling again
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>>675587526
Should I kill myself tomorrow when I wake up?
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>>675599103
That isn't a fucking answer. Rolling again.
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>>675599038
Well fuck me sure I'll do it then. Thanks deer bro
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>>675599080
How can you become something you already is?
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What is the meaning of life?
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>>675599248
42
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Does my music teacher RIP my head off?
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>>675587526
Will I die if I inject my own jizz?
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>>675599336
No, the deer said it was 100%.

Also, even according to Douglas Adams, 42 is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything, not the meaning of life itself. Also, it's an incorrect answer.
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>>675599438
Thx for advice probs still gun do it
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>>675587526
Does The Punisher actually punish?
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>>675587526
Will i ever be with my oneitis
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>>675587526
did i pass my drug test?
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>>675599682
kek
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>>675599682
Haha, faggot
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