omg lucky as fuck guy that got to do that :'(
and some weird spanish cooking show...the webm's basically are the source...have fun :')
also, I find this one better, and easier, just use something way smaller than a jar lid for a tighter hole, like a small marble etc..
I need more of machines running because reasons.
Srsly no sound?? You guys are fucking retarded.
It worries me that you are that big of a newfag
Alright just tried this and though it felt pretty good, this is playing with fire anon. First you turn a condom into a projectile weapon before putting your dick down the barrel then when you're done you have a fucking jizz grenade. Luckily I dumped most of the cum out into the toilet cause the motherfucker burt when I put a glove on and tried to get the yoyo out.
Well I made the damn thing out of curiosity, wasn't planning on fapping tonight but went that far so why not? I wouldn't advise this though, I can see too many dumbasses getting hospitalized for this.
I just watched a dude jack off on a peep for a paid whore to eat.
exactly what part do you get off to this
also, what the fuck captcha
No shit water's a terrible lubricant you fuckwit.
Being in the shower doesn't mean water's the lubricant. It's just a convenient place to be when using saliva as a lubricant.
It's also like a squat, and it's the closest thing heat and texture wise on your own body that you can reach with your dick to a vagina.
It's hands down the best method of non-assisted masturbation, so long as you have good knees and a long enough dick to go between your feet.
Are you fucking retarded? Latest Batman, you moron, also known as Batman : Arkham Knight, you fucking idiot.
"HURRRDURR, HARLEY QUINN, WHAT GAME COULD I POSSIBLY BE FROM HURRRDURR"
Do you spit on your own dick anon?
As someone who just tried the above video, has fucked a couch, and has had a pocket pussy, just stick with your hand, the rest isn't worth it.
You might be legally retarded.
Why do people get into anal?
Why do people like spit?
Why do people kiss?
Why do people like shoes?
Why do people like feet?
Why do people like scat?
Why do people like watersports?
It's a fucking fetish, you retarded worthless nigger.
How is using a substance your body produces that is naturally lubricative worse than putting gross ass potentially urethral-nerve damaging lotion or fucking ground up horse hooves on your dick.
Plus it's not like humans are the only animals to use saliva as a lubricant.
fascinating to watch as a pilot
>getting that close to thing in the air
he knows his aircraft's performance capabilities well. also, eagles dont have human rules so they do whatever the fuck they want which is enviable
Woah there anon, calm down. I've spit on my fair share of buttholes in my day but it just seems weird to spit on your own dick to masturbate in the shower when there's so many other options that will likely feel better.
>mfw i would never need a toilet again
>have to pee, tell her and she just pull dick out and drinks like a straw. puts my dick away and zips pants and everything
anyone have a step by step guide on how to train your girl to drink your urine? is it always effective, or is it like... only 1 in 10 girls can be trained successfully?
Well I also said non-assisted masturbation.
What you said may be very true, fuck even toothpaste creates an hydrophobic lubricant film when removed in a uniform manner, giving you the ability to jack it freely in any fresh water and not have your dick rubbed raw.
You're quietly studying like a good boy when this happens. What do?
Does this dude look like Cory from Sleepycabin to anyone else
just make sure you remove it under running water after 4-5 seconds like you're pulling out of an infinitely long vaginal cavity or else you're gonna have a burny ass urethra.
It'll also heighten the sensitivity of your nerves and glands, making your orgasm more intense.
Combined with hypnotheraputic and/or meditation techniques you can have super intense orgasms.
Why does this shit always gross me the hell out? Pretty fuckin nasty man.
I once saw something like this on the deepweb, only the girl was a bit younger
Yep! Also I've always wanted a source for this vid just because this girl is my kind of girl. The kind you feel like your going to break & they are small enough to pick up & man handle
Trumpf lasers. Actually have a history working on those things. they have short wave length micro pulses. There's enough energy to ablate the paint.
Some military helicopters have magnesium in the prop blades. Hilarious as shit fireworks when you try using one on those.
when I went to military school we would always ask for it because, well we had fucking rank ass feet from PTing everyday
some dumbass decided to put it on his balls one night and had some fun with that
until the cadre found out it was hilarious
One of the old Tarzan movies. Forget which one