Soo... Oldfag returning from hiatus. Been lurking for a couple

Nobody eh?

>>675578829
Fellow oldfag. It's dead. It's all traps, bananas, faces of faggotry, loli/shota, furfaggotry. /b/ is dead. Just head to >>>/s4s/ or abandon the site. It's over.

>>675579632
S4S is even more dead

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>>675578829

They're hiding under a pile of transvestite threads.

>>675579932
This place is becoming edgy reddit.

Is that the virgin theory gay?

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Alright, I can accept this. We all knew it was going to happen eventually.

There's just one thing I must do before I go.

>>675580619
IT WILL NEVER BE A MEME

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>>675581020
Sorry man, but if /b/ is dead this is the only way I'll be able to accept it.

You can help me or not, this is how I'll be able to let this place go.

There is no other way.

>>675578829
Nah all these fags do is jerkoff to trannied and bitch about shit way beyond their scope.

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/b/ is just newfags coming in from tumblr and le reddit trying to be edgy and cool. It's the same old fucking boring threads, over and over again. I only lurk for cringe now.

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Say it with me, /b/...

TONIGHT, IM GONNA HAVE MYSELF~

I lurk for the porn, nothing good on here besides that now OP.

>>675578829
Mobile killed original content. Without original content, /b/ is nothing.

>>675583228
A REALLY MEME TIME!

>>675583228
A REAL GOOD TIME!

>>675579632
Op. This.

>>675578829
you're not an oldfag, you're cancer

>>675578829
Fappening and moralfags killed the lulz

  ▲
▲ ▲

I FEEL ALIVE!

AND THE WOOORLD

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>>675578829
what the fuck is this even supposed to mean!?

/b/ hasn't been good in years. Anyone remember listening to partyvan pranks? Or when combos were cool? I'd take mudkips over the gay bullshit that this site has become. We don't raid on ts anymore, we don't do jackshit.

>>675578829
These "lulz" you talk about were deemed too offensive and triggering.
This is now a gender-fluid safe zone where you best be acknowledging every single pronoun you use or else you will hurt feelings and be legally declared a rapist pig.

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>>675584296
Dude pig is my pronoun

>>675584484
bk2rddt

>>675584006
IS TURNING INSIDE OUT YEAAAAAAAAH

>>675584039
Don't you know about the lulz? Everybody's heard about the lulz.

>>675578829
Same here old/b/ro, this place has gone to shit - even though it was never good.

Whiteknights try to stop people from killing themselves, anon's try to talk to femanons and do their best to fix their lonliness and don't even ask for tits.

Seriously. its filled with faggots that think they are edgy cause they are on /b/. There is nothing left of the old days.

>>675580325

It's not even edgy, it is just full of cunts and not even good cunts like the old days

There is the same four/fine threads repeated over and over and over

They even brag about it "what no X thread?!"

Fuck knows why I keep coming back, it's like a shitty drug habit

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ILL TURN IT INSIDE OUT, YEAH!

>>675584484
But are you a rapist?

/b/ started to really suck balls in late 2008.

>>675578829
fucking youtube roll raid threads are more exciting than the endless loli/trap/cam/ylyl/screenshot/gore/replysomewittyphrasetogetabenefit/atheism/politics threads that form a dull, constant block

i'm thinking of emailing hiroshima and asking him to unban TOR nodes

i think that would spice it up a bit

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>Oldfag
guys look at me

CRAAAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN

>>675584854
I'm sick of seeing thing's referred to as edgy when their not.
Big difference between trying to be edgy and making a pun on something like a disaster.

>>675583309
It hurts but I accept it.

>>675584932
You'd better have a couple tacgnol pics to post too.

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>>675578829
Ayy, fellow oldfag. We all fucking died.

We started going downhill in '09, but at the start of June 2015, we really fucking nosedived.

I myself am an '05 fag. Good to see some old blood.

>>675569264

>>675585085
Oyeah from that anime xD

>>675578829
Can we take back over /b/ and just have MODS ban all cancer newfag threads

Also don't respond

>>675585229
Lol

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No mudkipz, no Sparta, no Selena Gomez, barely any captain Picard, and no more epic raids. RIP /b/ of yore. No more video now cartridges or honeycomb badger. No more blockbusters or sharper image. The world I done grew up in is gone.

>>675584103
The problem with raids now is two things that cause everything to come to a halt before it starts.

1. To many newfags who make it known that we are from /b/ almost immediately.

2. Too many people who feel their way is the best way instead of working for the bigger picture of overall lulz.

The last truly funny raid I remember seeing was the Christian radio show raid it actually lasted a couple of hours before /b/ was mentioned. That was 2 years ago.

>>675581020
Maybe it is already a meme.

We acknowledge it. Every time it's brought up we say the same thing - it's not a meme.

But isn't that what a meme is? When it's acknowledged and relatable? If so, it's become a meme without us even knowing.

>>675585484
>>675585491
Then let's work on some new rules

Get an IRC going, coordinate when we'll post in a thread, so then it will be guaranteed to be seen on the front page

If we get a group working together, it will work better

>>675585673
Milhouse is not a meme.

Milhouse not being a meme is a meme.

>>675585690
Yes, I like this... it is time for us to make /b great again!

fellow oldfag
the lulz are within you and us all, op
you must find them elsewhere now. we've all changed and now this website has taken on a new generation of users.

>>675585690
>IRC
Because we already respect tripfags.

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>>675584039
Are you serious?

>>675585781
Gotcha.

>>675585851
Yet the 'new generation' of users just post the same shitty porn threads day in and day out...does the legacy of /b not deserve more?

guis3 w3 4r3 gunn4 be s0 1337 na0 r3dd`1t wh4r nev4r kn0 it whar b3 /b

>>675585875
Tripfags have been cancer since the old days.

Tripfags are still cancer.

>>675585690
I vote for kik. I have grown addicted to the mobile version of chan. Easiest fucking format.

>>675578829
The lulz died when cancer came.

>>675585794
i've been thinking about this for a while now

>>675585851
i think there has been a cultural shift, but i think that's in part because of lack of anonymity

when TOR nodes were blocked it became a bit more of a hassle to really post anonymously

TOR isn't perfect, but i feel there's been a great loss of the "behind 7 proxies" attitude

i think some basic computer instruction is a good first step

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>>675586044
Thanks for the /b/lackup on what I was clearly stating.

>>675583591
I feel ali-i-i-ive. And the world turning inside out

>>675578829
How long were you gone OP?

When did you first discover /b/?

What is the thing you miss most from the old days?

Guys... you are getting distracted. We must do this now!

Make /b/ not cancer again! Lets do this!

>>675578829
No lulz, everyone's "offended"

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>>675586083
I'm both up for this and down for it at the exact same time

>>675578829
Start up some "make /b/ raid again" threads

doesn't matter how many of the first raids are cancer or how much the janitors respond

start some pastebucket with something cheesy like the book of raids, and write a few tips

using a cancerous 2011-2014 example of youtube raids, you could note that spamming a youtube comment section is harder because Google has reformatted the comment section and de-emphasizes the date when comments are posted, making a greater need for a large group to upvote the comments

anything like that will just get the idea of raids back into the atmosphere

i'm going to work on that a bit, but everyone should or else no one will

>>675586189
this, i hope hiroyuki changes it so we can post from proxies again

>>675586571
/b/ will continue to die until nothing is left. The day some douchebag decided to use /b/ as a catalyst for the fappening was like the final nail in the coffin. The hacker known as 4chan is cancer and brought more cancer in his wake.

This thread is full of homo and gay

>>675587110
Become an hero, niggerfaggot.

>>675587002
I'm down as fuck. If we have to keep changing rooms if we can't keep it DL.

>>675586383
I've been gone for about two and a half years, first found the place in 2006.

I guess I from what I'm seeing now I miss, well, the critical thought.

Sure, everybody was a fag, but every time a new idea popped up it was /b/s job to turn it on it's head and transform it into something new...

I don't see it here.

>>675587091
the pics weren't really that good either people just went ape shit because they're famous

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>>675587016
4chan banned some of the links i liked to use the best

>>675587291
No they werent. But he should have went to reddit or something. Let them get the newfriends.

I am going to bed now... if I do not wake up with a changed board I am gonna call your moms and tell them to take away 5 minutes from your bedtime.

AND ROLLING AROUND IN ECSTACY ~!

>>675587450
I will slap your tonsils with my tiny, vine like dick

>>675587434
Damn, japs prob changed alot of shit, compared to what Poole would allow

>>675587016
>Raid
I don't think you know where the moral fags came from.
One faggot always has to kill joy and record a raid and upload it as lulzors 4chan.org/b/ raids X
[tags] Reddit 9gag 4chan porn boobs japan lulz lol funny secret club Illuminati 420 rap kim kardasian etc

>>675587659
i noticed that with that "know your meme" website

google any sort of raid in the last ten years and it's the first result

i'd say that would be a good starting point to take it down

that or work on getting better at shutting down counter-raid actions

>>675587016
Biggest issue would be the increase lately in morelfags & killjoys, we'd have to find a way around them first

>>675587270
You're an ooooooldfag. I discovered the place in late 2007.

Man it used to be good. It seemed like there was a new raid every night... whether it was blocking the pool, or fucking with guilds on teamspeak, there was always something to be part of.

Remember that fucking cardstand?

When we started leaking in to the real world with project chanology, a lot of the old /b/rothers left.

Sucks.

>>675587659
You know what I can't stand? Twitch raids. Fucking hate them

>>675578829
They're all gone man I'm in the same boat as you came back a few months ago and couldn't believe how much has changed no more oc we can't do raids its just a bunch of kids yelling not your personal army, tits or gtfo without knowing what it really means. I remember the days when if enough people were board and thought there was lulz to be had we fuck around the cam whores don't deliver anymore because people would fuck with them anyway. Idk maybe we're just getting to old for this place but I will miss what it once was.

>>675587952
most are posted by the one streaming for fund raising.

>>675587270
My take is, the only remaining oldfags left or just lurk because the newfags/whiteknights fuck everything up and we've given up hope...amongst other problems that have also existed for the life of the chan. 4Chan is now a meme, 4chan is dead. RIP in peace. I miss you glorious fucking faggots that were here since the beginning.

Instead of 1/20 or so threads it's now like 1/50 that there's something worthwhile.

>>675588135

or it's probably worse than that

>>675587917
>>675587659
I recognize that people think themselves brilliant by shutting down raids, but i'm not convinced they can truly damage a well-orchestrated raid

i think the first thing to do is start making bogus accounts on as many websites as possible to give more leverage

>>675587890
I heavily agree with this. We were anonymous because we had no past and no future. Now everybody wants to be part of something.

Fuck that. It was never about being part of something. We were in it for the lulz god dammit.

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get used to the roll threads, faggot threads, faces of b threads, foreigner threads, furry faggot threads, more roll threads, more roll threads. i dont even know why i still come to this shithole.

>>675588057
Exactly and populated by newfags who immediately post that "/b/ is here" which effectively destroyes the real purpose of raids. Anonymously causing a ruckus. Like ninjas who only want to start a shitstorm.

>>675587450
join the spidey army you faggot let's push these faggots off of this site or push em onto to /trash/
since thats just /b/ without lolis
>>>/trash/

I just came back recently too after a two day ban from /pol/. Fucking hell this place is a shit hole . I can practically feel the underage b& emanating from it.

>>675579632
its a shame but its true

>>675587928
They left because chanology failed turned anonymous into a bunch of pussified leftist kids and in turn led to the rise of /news/ into /pol/ trust me they had a great reason to leave. The glory days of image boards are gone, it was bad before but there is not much of a limit to how shit /b/ can get.

>>675588209
First we need to dox every faggot with a 4chan webm complication on YouTube.
Well any vid about 4chan really.
Stem the tide of newfaggots.

>>675588455
Ahh >>>/trash/ It's like /b/ 2.0 I have hope's for that board.

>>675588655
We would be doxing do much that our computers would literally explode. There is to much. You can't sink the unsinkable.

>>675588209
This. It could work, but we'd need a general platform to raid on, YT & Twitch are mostly out of the equation due to the fact it's easier to get shut down on Twitch, and YT comments are just annoying as fuck to raid with. Even then we'd still need a moderate amount of people, and like >>675587917 stated, it's grown considerably hard to do so as of late.

>>675588071
its easier to get lulz now than it ever was. Everybody these days are all offended and easily pissed off.

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>>675588383
i bet if we made a roll for a raid thread, there would be responses

if the image explained just a little about how not to be an idiot, then even if the first raids were sloppy clusterfucks, there might be something of progress

>>675587928
I think my favorite and worst memory was of the Narutu sand ninja kid who thought he was gaara. Sandbox coffin still gets me right in the lulz to this day.

>>675578829
>regular show
> Kill yourself

>>675588923
i don't know about that

it would be good practice and a good source for a first few raid threads

>>675588954
>those post times

disgusting, but a good point

>>675579632
Yes leave, let the new batch of cancer spread

>>675589019
Newfag detected.

>>675589130
It's possible I guess. But there is much. There are too many bees. I'm guessing a good starting point would be all of the 4chan archives. I looked the other day and there is like 10 of them. Between doxx and just generally reporting everything it might take a long ass time.

>>675588655
I fear its to late for that there's to many of them and don't forget about sites like know your memes and others that's the real problem it lets these kids think the know 4chan with out having been there

New plan /b/, we raid know your meme, we keep the white knights and newfriends busy with some fake drama and get them to focus on reddit or tumblr or some shit and find somewhere to organize a strike on 4chan itself. If this is cancer, we're gonna take a hatchet to it.

>>675589674
Gimme two years. I'm working on a fix.
Stack overflow.

>>675578829
Drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry
Them good old boys were drinking whisky and rye.
Singing
Bye bye lulz. All is kek.
>we did it for teh lulz
>we made a terrible mistake

>>675589130
What do we do about the faggots that are already here? That's where the problem lies currently as well. I was saging and shitposting bullshit threads for a while but it's endless and fruitless.

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Meme

>>675590001
So fucking close

>>675589971
If there's anything /b/ is not, it's "fruitless".

>>675579632
This is what I don't get as much as I hate them /b/ has always been full of furfags, fagfags I don't remember a day when I could come here and not have to see a dick the real problem is just the good content isn't posted anymore there's no more diamonds to be found in the shit only more shit

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Old as hell, still true.

Maybe what we should do is collectively make 4chan the most boring place on the internet. Make literally the dumbest threads known to mankind and sage the good ones. This sounds strange. But nobody will want to come to /b/ if it is all crap about food and go karts. Make it worse before it gets better.

>>675590247
Have you seen /b/ lately?

>>675590412
>>675590568
Kek

>>675590761
Good. Now make like 10 more.

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>>675585227
The problem is, a ton of newfags don't pay attention to the social norm and just flood the place. Hell, I have been on this site since about a year ago and I know how to triforce, I know about the bold and old raids, I fucking took time to not dive into my own hell and appear as cancer that should fuck off to another site. I fucking lurked moar. I've spent a 2000 hours on 4chan, I have a good 100 pepes, I know who m00t is. Dumb faggots come on and go "hue hue I'm le spicy memur! Hue hue hue!" /b/ should have a more regulated community. Split off the tranny threads to their own board. Delete Webm threads. Put Fluffy abuse in /trash/. Lolicon and Sh0ta should be put into /d/. Furries should get their own board like /mlp/. Lastly, posting of the damn banana should be a bannable offense, and YLYL should have a refresh period. This stuff would return /b/ to the glory days, like how it would've been to see Germany during the Empire.

>>675591123
Being this big of a faggot

>>675590882
If this post was true twitch raids wouldn't be so fucking bad. I don't believe it tho.

I love le reddit style circlejerk goin on in this thread.

>>675586083
>kik
God damn newfag cancer

>>675591123
>talks about the glory days
>been here a year
>an hero
>????
>profit?

>>675591123
That should do it.

>>675591123
I hate you so much it makes my dick hard.

>>675591123
You're right

>>675591465
Or lazy.

I have grown lazy

So what's the plan /b/ros?

>>67559185
>complain
>go jack off
>go to sleep
>repeat

>>675584854
Same.

>>675584039
Are you the poster who was asking how to save webms on a ylyl thread?

>>675585227
I'll be honest i came here in april 2014 just because my sister had been using it since like 06 and i finally gave in to curiousity.
I only lurk, and the content on here was pretty good around that time. I saw some great stuff, but like you said this past summer it really became dead.
Call me a newfag but that's just what i've seen.

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>>675591123
Well you got most of it right. still need to lurk more. but you still have more board awareness than 80% in this thread.

As for that banana. I'm at odds. It's great when used as a spiderman, but rarely doe's that happen.

9gag watermarks should be filtered and insta b&.
I get the funny feeling that its posted by a poo in loo.

(

I think part of what fucked everything up was social media. That's when Anonymous truly died.

>>675592980
So we fight social media. And kill.....the Zuckerberg.

>>675591542
Faggot
>>675591336
Faggot
>>675591542
Faggot
>>675591590
Faggot

Maybe you misunderstood. I would like to be here during the glory days, I never said I was in the glory days. This place has gone to shit but I did research like a faggot whenever I wanted to know more. So I understand this place. I'm not saying "Hurr I'm an oldfag", I am saying the definitive opposite. But after reading so much, looking at so may old greentexts, m00t's posts, etc., I realized how amazing this site used to be. I want it to be like that way again. Not a shell of an old place that used. To be the perfect place, I want it to be that perfect place. I want to cut off the cancer of this board so it's no longer a fucking joke.

>>675593086
You do realize. That just like today, only one of about 500 threads were memorable. You make it seem like every time an oldfag took his hands off his dick and touched his keyboard legends happened. That's not true. There was cancer then as there is now. The difference is the cancer of then seems to be the legends of today.

>>675593086

Go to bed, kid.

It's over, it's not coming back.

The glory days have ended.

>>675593080
Shit, only thing you can really do is another Jessi Slaughter. I, and I assume most of the other old fags, grew up in a time when you NEVER posted personal information online. Not your name, not even your general location. Now you have dumb fuck moms creating FB accounts for their 9 Year olds. The fact is that the only way the internet, and /b/, could return to what it was is if we somehow make the internet a completely inhospitable place. And I don't see that happening.

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CAnCERS IN! SCATTER!

>>675592594
I think we shouldn't ban them, but give them a bright rainbow colored ID tag that says 9Fag or some badge of disgrace after so many 9gag posts. Also the banana is good for shit tier YLYL threads, but they are even spammed in the 5% actually okay ones that I've seen. But power to you anon.

>>675593639
I don't either honestly.

>>675591123
>Mentioning time of arrival on 4chan (and not fibbing about it)
>Not fibbing about how you "participated" in a raid
>Not realizing pepe is a newfag meme
>Length of post plus anger, cussing, and claim of a huge number makes you sound like copypasta

Almost got the hang of it. Back when I first posted I was much more of a newfag than you. Kudos anon 8/10

>>675584484
>literally is the U.N.

and what is with all this dick rate threads here?
only insecure fuckers and gay bois here

First we raid /b/
Then we raid the world

>>675593475
I think the cancer and severe autism of many of them is what made them good. As strange as it sounds. I mean admit, it's hilarious to see some weeb post his shrine to his anime waifu and to see jizzstains and a Tenga on his shrine.

>>675593475
I bet you ask for screen caps.
Old cancer would actually listen when called a faggot.
Now that every faggot wants screen caps new copypasta doesn't happen, face it, 4chan is not the same space.
Threads used to be about shearing story's; now they are about who can post the one line meme from their phone the fastest.

Bring back copypasta, viewing >site bans<, and disable mobile access.

>>675592289
Pics of sister?

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Here guys

>>675585076
do it! this place has gone to shit, so bad.
Hard times call for Hard measures

We raid the /b/atman

We won't be able to keep in touch for long. We are anonymous, but in this thread we will create a meme by which to recognize those ourselves from here on out. We'll exchange information through Old references on when the raids will start or where they're being focused. What's the meme /b/?

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>>675594493
Sssssssssssssssmashing

>>675593858
>implying that I collect pepes unironically.
Also, It's 1:30 here, I got up at six and I get a bit more profane the more tired I am. Also posting my time of arrival and shit is fine by me, this site is anonymous, I talk to you now, but you may see me post on another thread in the near future and see no correlation. So the reason is why do I give a damn if you see this now?

>>675594112
>disable mobile access.
we can probably do this if we point it out to the mods and hiro that allot of the phone users are using this place for cheeze sharing on kik

>>675594723
Think about how those threads go. How they start. And afterwards slap yourself for being stupid.

>>675594657
Agreed.

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>>675594657
I like it.

>>675593858
haha I like you're critiquing him in an intelligent way

>>675594723
I am on mobile right now. Nothing wrong with being on mobile unless you have the libtard mentality of a small minority of shitty people means they're all shitty.

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>>675594493
Doc Hudson did it for the lulz

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>>675594657
Deal

>>675595025
get a computer you fucking faggot

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>>675593858
>>Not realizing pepe is a newfag meme
Explain pic related.
Unless you are referring to later irritations that I have no fucking clue how that happened.

>>675578829
>>>/b/ is no oldfag man's land. Learn it for good right now, nigger.

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>>675594840
>>675594874
>>675595139

>>675594657
Okay, let's use this one

This thread is bitter sweet.

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>>675595502

>>675594684
>implying that I collect pepes unironically
It's ok if you collect ironically but that's not something to brag about while trying to make yourself seem like an oldfag

> So the reason is why do I give a damn if you see this now?
Saying you're a year old has a negavite connotation. It's like calling yourself a nigger and bragging about it to confederate veterans.

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the lulz are all happening in real life, only the stubburn buttbabies are writing that emo poetry swill

>>675593858
Oh and also I'm not angry, I'm actually just kind of bored. The huge number is an exaggeration, but I always have 4chan open and spend almost 2-3 hours a day AT LEAST on 4chan. So shoot me

>>675595654
Aw. It's smiling

3/10 would bang

>>675594919
Thanks

>>675595684
Go elsewhere.

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Rate my cooking

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>>675595588
He explained board awareness, stop being butthurt for not figuring out what lurk more and newfag meant.

>>675595684
>2-3 hours a day
get your a faggot if you don't use this place 24/7 with barely any sleep or maybe that's just cause i'm an insomniac

>>675595191
I do, where do you think all of my reaction gifs are? I just am on mobile in case I fall asleep. God my bed is comfortable.

/b/ is not a lake its a river it will always be changing nothing we can do but try and make the best of what we have know because in a few years it will only be worse and we'll look back on these time and miss them it's just life

>>675595387
Fucking kek

>>675595236
I was refering to the "Look at this rare pepe, let's trade" threads. Also that fact that pepe once had a different name: FBF.

>>675590305
This.
you can search for hours and find nothing. Good content is getting more and more sparse

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>>675595921
it's time to go sleep charlie you got school tomorrow

>>675595994
How can it get worse?

>>675595791
Reminds me of that one japanese vomit video's food.

>>675595994
>always changing
we have the same 8 threads everyday what are you talking about

>>675595812
lol wat?

>>675596162
I don't know and I don't want to but I thought we hit rock bottom a few years ago and boy was I wrong.

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>>675595588
Fucking kek, I already said I'm not trying to seem like an oldfag. You may want these.

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>>675596044
>FBF
Think you have your memes in a twist buddy.

>>675595913
I would but my job has restricted wifi qnd I don't have 4G.

>>675596407
why do i always see "image" as the filename for some posts?

>>675584778
Im lurkin like 3 jears, im not a oldfag but also not a newfag but im enough faggot to realize that /b/ is dead becaus of all these reddit bitches and tumbler gays.

Thanks to every oldfag for the rides lulz and faps i had.

Rest in peaces /b/

>>675596153
See
>>675596579

>>675596361
>lol wat?
Be more like the guy you are trying to bag out.
That's how you stop being a newfag.
Or an hero, an hero is good too, you should probably an hero.

>>675585009
summer '09
I was damage control the whole time.
Worst.
>here since before '06

>>675596663
See
>>675595921

>>675596044
>>675596485
Oh wait. It was ironically called that for a while.
my bad.

>>675585227
05 lurker reporting

>>675591123
>i know who m00t is
wow too knowledgable 5 me desu

>>675578829
You only have to look in the right places friend. We are still here.

>>675596852
Other newfag here, you should listen to this guy, second part is good advice, especially if you've lost your iPod.

>>675596351
Thats what it's become give it time and it will change again /b/ has always been the same few threads bit they change every now and then remember there was an alt art thread everyday or nostalgia the nightly baws people find something and latch on to it till its way beyond dead

>>675594153
And they say /b/ is dead.

>>675596979
A ton of new newfags have no idea who m00t is. Not bullshitting. Wait until June and you will see what I mean.

>>675586276
Checkm

>>675597201
You dont get it.

this place is just pure faggotry.

nobody is original. we're all just copys of each other.

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>>675578829
I miss Heaven.

>>675597368
This faggot doesn't get sarcasm.

>>675597110
Kek

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well OP,

you are a pretentious faggot. you are a noob. you are a pretend troll. you are a fag. so i hope that answers your shitstion.

>>675597497
My cooking is original >>675595791
I cooked it without oil and with butter

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>>675597546

>>675597497
Stop copying me faggot. I'm trying to copy this other guy

>>675596036
pls tell me you laughed at this out of nostalgia not bc u didnt know it.

There are some good threads every now and then. Maybe once or twice a day, that and nostalgia is what keeps me coming back.

>>675597148
What kinds of threads were there before 2009?

>>675584039
Why hasn't somebody called this guy a newfag yet

>>675578829

We warned each other for years that it was going to die of cancer from all the newfags and now it has happened. It's depressing.

>>675597990
The best kind [spoiler]without you[/spoiler]

>>675597945
I understood it. Gimme more credit.

I'm kind of between newfag and oldfag, and IMO /b/ was at the end of its prime shortly after I arrived.

Jessi Slaughter was the last thing I remember. There has been stuff since then, but my memory is shit or maybe it just wasn't that lulzy.

I remember /b/ putting a puppy killing teenage girl in jail

I remember /b/ trolling camwhores

But I don't ever remember /b/ being good.

I only come here to argue with people, to hone my edge against FREAKEN NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Trigger Warning]

Don't trigger me

Your triggering my suicidal tendencies.

TRIGGER TRIGGER

>>675598261
Saw the punchline from a mile away. What's your GBP?

>>675594657
I'm not opposed to Nigel Thornberry becoming the last remaining memory of /b/

It was such a fucking shit TV show, but how they managed to make such a meme inside of it is baffling. He's almost perfect.

Also, how racist was that character? Did nobody ever think about that? He's a stereotypical brit explorer. Lol.

>>675598005
I actually laughed and then forgot to.

>>675598465
8999 :(

I've been lurking off and on since 2006 and the main difference I see is that the community at that point had a culture. I was in fear of posting because when people made themselves known to be new they got hazed off the fucking internet. There was no soul here. You wanted to kill yourself great ill encourage, you're a female tits and timestamp or stfu. No soul meant no rules anything and everyone was a target and people did a good job at keeping cancer at bay, but cancer spreads and now its unstoppable.

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>>675598494

>>675596044
Fbf is nothing like pepe

>>675598465
I don't even know what that is

I'm probably going to feel really dumb when I find out

>>675598526
Dude, you're the UAE of NEETS. I'm the Liberia, 4GBP. I made poopy on the floor at Wendy's and got my GBP taken away. Feelsbadman

>>675598465
>>675598775
OH FUCK GOOD BOY POINTS

Shit I'm a neet on welfare who has my own place, still no less pathetic

>>675597546
Fucking heaven cunt

>>675598804
But it's not OVER 90000000000000P0PPPPPENDKEBRODBSKSB

>>675598775
feelsbro.jpg
I was around for allot of things that have slipped my mind.
Maybe you might get this recent gem.

more debris than Greece

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>>675598775
Hyper newfag. I mean, shit. I qualify as a newfag and I made the joke. You probably don't even get my iPod joke.

>>675599041
Heh, I get the joke. I love mispronouncing things on purpose.

Though, I don't get the reference in context.

Also, I pronounce it Deb-Riss

>>675597705
(You)

>>675599241
(US)

>>675599116
Hey man, can't be here for everything. Some things die out really quick too.

My memory is shit, and if you noticed, I figured it out pretty quickly.

>>675599198
Newfag to newfag, LURK MORE.

>>675593475
This, so much. I was here, the cancer was real and it sucked but now it's like leukemia and downs smothered in tranny shit and anime crap.

>>675578829
fellow oldfag been here since 08 there are still keks but just less 4chan is becoming too mainstream now

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>>675585279
That's Zero Wing, you Philistine.

>>675599360
Yeah yeah. Whatever you say man.

I've been lurking less and less for (the purpose of this thread) so bite me.

I can't remember the first meme I saw because I was a stupid newfag and probably didn't think any of it was funny, except I spend a lot of time in YLYL destroying my sides.

If there's any sign of an oldfag here, it's that they just can't laugh at anything anymore. It's just not as funny as their first time on /b/. Or shrooms I guess.

>>675599559
this has to be some kind of get

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>>675599360
This guy get's it.

>>675599395
Holy fucking sauce pls

>>675599559
Also, do people think I'm OP or something? I'm a completely different person lol

>>675599587
We need a name for it.

>>675599675
No one cares.

>>675599675
Oh I see, it's because I talk in complete sentences.

Damn you guys suuure are slick.

Let OP take the screenshot, I'm too fucking lazy.

>>675599559
What is a Lurker?

>>675578829
>/b/ was never good/thread

>>675599793
You cared enough to post.

You even solved a captcha for me!

Even my own dead ugly mother wouldn't do that!

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>>675599858
I'm a newfag don't pay any attention to me :)

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>>675599603
Err, I do...
>>675599874
You can't /thread yourself.

There used to be moar slang. Newfags had to lurk just to figure out what was going on.

We making /b/ great again?
I'm a bit of a newfag but I was hearing legends of /b/ for years before I finally got on here. And it seems that people have only complained about it since I've been here. Maybe we need something from the oldfags.

>>675600287
Remember Roody Poo and Candy Ass?

That was only a few years ago wasn't it?

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>>675600346
We're the same people!
I said this earlier in the thread.

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>>675578829
Complimentary Desu~

>>675600365
You candyass roodypoo

what was old /b/ even like?
Even if you
>gtfo newfag
at least tell me

>>675600224
Follow the clues
>>675599198
>slipped my mind
>>675599198
>reference in context.
>>675599603
>get's it.
>get's
>get is
get it?
heavymetalspoonfeeding.avi

>>675600542
Instead of shunning the newfags. You should have taught us your ways.

>>675600893
Shit. Wrong reply. Close enough

>>675578829
If you were really an oldfag you would know /b/ was always shit.

>>675600893
>Teach us your ways
No you fucking learn shit yourself by lurking more you fucking faggot

>>675584296
I started seeing people bitch about how /b/ has turned into this, and I decided to keep an eye out for it. but I never see it. all I see is people bitching about it. there is just as much nigger faggot kike spic nip cumdumpster blah blah blah. it's pretty much the same as when I came here in '08.

the only differences I've actually noticed that remotely resemble these claims of rampant SJW faggotry are
a) users on /b/ who sound/claim to be female are not asked for tits as often. it's still done, just not every single time
and
b) comments that would have been deemed standard /b/ fare several years ago are now derided as edgy. which, honestly, they always were. it's just that in the earlier days, nobody treated edginess as anything bad or even noteworthy.

>>675588013
>we can't do raids its just a bunch of kids yelling not your personal army
you know perfectly well that at least 90% of personal army requests are underage b&s who are butthurt about some dumb junior high shit. probably half of them got whatever was coming to them but they think it's so unfair so they're going to nag /b/ about it like they nag their parents for a new game.

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>>675600959
I see what you did there.

bias b.

>>675601044
I was too late for that, dipshit. I arrived here in so much cancer that even I recognised it as cancer.