Hey /b/. So if you were in the thread last night, I am the guy

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>>675567117
you mean this one?

>>675567462
Yep. I honestly don't know what to do at this point. I'm not the first case.

yea....nah....yer a cunt

>>675567921
Look I don't really expect people to believe me. Believe I'm someone who's bored and making it up or I'm a roleplayer or wanna get 4chan famous or whatever. I just came here to maybe answer more questions and just kinda talk.

>>675567861
Other cases?

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>>675567117

>>675568348
Of people getting stuck in the past.

>>675567117
Are you John Titor?

Who wins the NCAA basketball tourney? You have a 1 in 16 chance of being right.

>>675568816
Reply hazy try again

>>675568292
>wanna get 4chan famous
Like its already not?
nigga you from the future but you dont even know the present?

Buy stock in? Who funded the trip back?

>>675567117
Time traveller,
Is it true that Bitcoins sink as the world plunges into the war for water?
or will we have invented a capable hydrogen-based generator to run our machinery by soon?

>>675569506
Not make 4chan famous. Become "4chan famous". As in famous on 4chan

>>675567117
When does ISIS lose it's territory in Syria and Iraq?

>>675567117
so what happens with ISIS?

>>675569887
2034 I think? I know that's when they collapsed.

>>675567117
Fuck the hell off immigrant. You got a passport?

>>675570513
No hable ingles señor

>>675567117
Who wins this year's EPL? Who are in thr top 4? How about next year?

>>675570852
Sonofabitch time immigrant. Crossing our borders at light speed

>>675570923
>>675568816
Honestly don't follow sports in the least and forgot to look it up before I came. Sorry /b/ro.

>>675570923
this is something I never understood with the logic of these time traveler threads.
People asking who wins at (X) this year..
Like if OP really was trapped in this year from 50 years in the future, its not like he remembers who wins at all sports from the past 50 years.
Hell, I cant even remember the winner of the super bowl 3 years ago.

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>>675567117
here, take the actual gif instead of a jpg

>>675567117
when are the jews going to revive walt Disney?
Also why doesn't ISIS survive?

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>>675567117
While islam be eradicated by 2052 future op?

>>675571498
This guy gets it. Basically you look the shit up and that's what you get. You are not allowed to bring anything with you.

Will islam be eradicated by 2052 op?

>>675571832
Nope. It's actually slowly spread. Because Europe is cuck, they opened up immigration after ISIS was destroyed. We haven't gotten to Euristan yet, but Islam is close to matching Atheist/Agnostic in numbers.

How long til we get decent ai?

>>675567117
Is racism still an issue

>>675572359
Define decent. At this point, AI is close to matching human intelligence and learning, but hasn't surpassed it yet.

Which celebrities die this year?

>>675571841
So you have no money, no relative. Where do you live? How'd you get a computer? Internet?

Does CERN fuck up the world?

>>675572518
And feminism/lbgt

>>675572669
I'm thinking about when it starts to become good enough for commercial purposes. I just want my robot waifu to be real.

>>675573031
>implying its hard to pawn a used laptop with at least two weeks worth of pay, assunming you eat ramen

Rip Op

>>675572669
Be more specific. What is ai capable of?

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>>675571706
I'm guessing Apple in the future hasn't fixed this bullshit gif issue. It's a fucking chore to get them

>>675573295
I'm going to assume you're not the op. Otherwise answer all the questions.

What will become of Canada?

>>675567117
Were you sent here or did you come of your own accord?

If you were sent here, then why?

If you came here of your own accord, then why?

>>675567117
Did we make the switch to homeland command from FBI and other soups?

Is encryption a weapon again?

Have you looked up the case of the times square time traveller around 1912 or something like that?

>>675573799
Nobody cares

>>675567117
Oy anything to revese aging or prolong life

>>675573411
It can
•Recognize speech and emotions from facial features and body language to the point of being able to hold conversations like a person would; being able to tell if you're getting bored etc.
•They have certain inhibitors to prevent violence or bitterness towards humans
•there are ones you can fuck. I assume this is what you wanted to know.

>>675567117
Why haven't we seen many other time travelers?

>>675568682
is it a common thing? why have we not noticed? and lastly, why dont you do what they probably did, and go bet some big money on something you already know the outcome to?

>>675574131
>•Recognize speech and emotions from facial features and body language to the point of being able to hold conversations like a person would; being able to tell if you're getting bored etc.

I wish I could do that.

Yo OP, why did you miss the time traveler convention?

http://web.mit.edu/adorai/timetraveler/

>>675574220
You probably do. It is easier to skip forward than backwards

>>675573958
> Implying I'm not building up for a 51st state joke.
Fucking dumb twat.

Does trump win?

Are you guys running out of oil yet OP?

>>675574131
So youre telling me in a couple of decades we will have robots that you can fuck and hold a conversation with without knowing it a robot? Basically robots that are indistinguishable from real humans? I senserily doubt that.

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Pic of time machine or whatnot with timestamp

>>675574527
>Implying anyone should care about jokes you're building up to in your cancerous thread.
Only one dumb twat in this thread and it's you.

>>675572357
Fuck no. I hope this isn't true

>>675573031
Well, by bring anything, I meant anything identifiable as being from the future. Almanacs, technology, etc. You are provided with $500 that appears to be from the general time period you are in. (in case you were wondering, you can't go past ~250 years because that requires too much energy or something.) ordinarily you are given either 24, 48, or 72 hours in the time you are going to.

>>675573819
Yeah this. Why go back a couple of decades? Knowing that you have no way of going back. To warn against a terrorist attack? How did you plan to convince people to believe you? I mean if you had a plan that you think was gonna work, why not some other disaster? Why this one?

>>675575004
I usually am able to go back. It just… broke basically. And I came here for shits and giggles. Talk to my old /b/ros.

>>675575362
Answer all questions please.

Do we make any more strides in space travel?

>>675574742
>senserily
Fucking hell get off of 4chan and do your fucking English homework you dumb motherfucker.

>>675574502
forward is slow and tedious. if you're from 52 then you are one lucky son of a bitch. they came out with the cv106 model in 54, took them a year and a half to realize it stopped your aging process until the return trip.
damn near 50 years here and im still in my 20's. i hate this.

>>675574742
In 1976 would they have expected what tech is like now? It's entirely unpredictable where it goes.

>>675575479
Working on it.

World War 3, will it happen any time soon?

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>>675574888
[unoriginal joke]

>>675574741
Definitely. Not as big a problem though because there are many other alternatives. That's kind of what lead to a migration out of the Middle East: less oil+other methods=small market

How long is the average life span for us humies in the future anyways?
Is it still the same?

>>675575525
put a research station on the moon. it was a big deal when they finished construction, but then people stopped really giving a shit. just like we did when they first set foot on it.

>>675575668
Also does the government control time travelling? Is it just as easy as buying a plane ticket? It there an actual time machine like in Back to the Future or is it like in Terminator? What are the plans for situations like you're in now? Why don't they send someone to rescue you?

>>675575859
Not that I can see. Most countries are too busy dealing with their own shit to start a war.

>>675575859
? The more relevant question is how many world wars come to pass? And how many of those are started by trump?

Tell me if that John Titor CERN shit happened

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So you can't just pay somebody in the future to send you a new machine to get back? Can't write a letter to someone or leave an email to someone you know will exist and have it get to them after you leave for this trip?

Or better yet, just use a time dilation device to send the message?

OP needs to use his head.