What does /b/ think of my new painting?
>>675566169
noice
It rotated when I uploaded, this is the proper orientation
>>675567275
Shit
Now
>>675566169
Did you deliberately make this part look like a face?
>>675567601
That's better
>>675567601
That looks different now.
>>675568171
This part was supposed to be on the bottom right
>>675568491
Forgot to put picture, sorry
Did you deliberately make it look like an abstract humanoid figure?
>>675566169
>>675567275
>>675567601
>>675567627
>>675568558
4/10 background
what are you going to paint on top of the shitty background you painted in 5 mins?
>>675569156
There's a lot of little details you can't really see
>>675570015
kek, well it still sucks and could not have taken more than 30min to do
>>675570401
Basquiat painted masterpieces in a couple minutes
>>675566169
Looks like this
http://www.streamboobs.com/lana_rain/
>>675570519
>implying you are on Basquiats level
kek
Its fucking dog shit and you bring not one single drip of originality just fucking stop now you will NEVER make it
>negative space
Fucking kill yourself
>>675566169
Another close up
I think any image that is meant to convey a nonspecific, take-your-pick array of emotions without any imagery is a disgrace to artists everywhere.
>>675572557
It isn't supposed to convey any emotions
>>675572677
Ohhh...then it flat out isnt art. If its not conveying some idea or emotion, then what the fuck did you make?
>>675572807
Look up dadaism
>>675566169
did you deliberately make this part look like penis?
>>675573117
Oh I know about dadaism. Its the worst thing to happen to art. Its not art. And you should give up.
>>675573493
You're the type of person to say trout mask replica isn't a good album
needs a lot more work. being able to see the texture in the canvas is a dead giveaway that only 42 halfass seconds were spent not giving a shit all over the canvas
>>675573493
"I don't like it, therefore it isn't art"
>>675566169
>mfw I'd literaly buy this for like, 150, and hang it in my apartment. its dark and fantastical to me....
>>675573902
It doesnt convey, its not art.
>>675573859
That isn't the texture in the canvas. I painted those parts using a splatter guard
>>675573642
>implying it is
>>675574017
Anything that someone chooses to perceive as art IS art. Read Zappa's autobiography, he articulates the point well
you should have let the shit mold on the canvas more. it gives it a nice green color that reminds me of when I had a soul.
>>675566169
unpainted edges/sides rape my eyes
>>675566169
This is why I stopped taking art seriously. I'd do pieces like these that would take a week to do, teacher would criticize. Some sjw brings in a paper in which she splattered paint on it, she'd get a perfect score
>>675574250
that is the first thing i thought of when i saw OP's painting
>>675574470
it's called the vaginal control matrix
>>675566169
do the world a favor
>>675574470
if you want to impress a teacher use a fuck ton of GAC and say you were aiming to paint with the light that plays off the dips and valleys of the paint
/b/eautiful...
for a retard
>>675566169
spooky skellington bursting out of the darkness/10
>>675566169
>anything can be art
gross
>>675570649
>implying Basquiat's paintings aren't overrate horseshit
>>675575399
Basquiat was amazing
I think it's pretty neat, lots of things to see in there, like the two figures that look like they are stargazing at the top/left maybe 1/10 the way down.
>>675574470
tbh your art is disgusting. i personally wouldnt hang it over the door to a bathroom in a landfill.
>>675575399
im going to have to disagree with you on that anon, you just dont get SAMO
>>675574470
You're going to get nowhere as an artist if you paint the same tired stuff that's been painted for centuries
>>675575516
>amazing
kek
I hate to be an art critic because art isnt easy and its very challenging and i get critisized a lot and it sucks, however it makes you better and this abstract bullshit is far from art and takes little skill. I hate it, looks like someone scraped wet cement from their shoe onto your canvas
>>675575772
Well that's not even my style, hell I don't even have a style.
>>675576463
Fucking agree
We all have to start somewhere lol this is my first painting
>>675577078
let i said before, use it as the background, paint something else on top
>>675566169
It honestly looks like you splattered various shades of gray onto a canvas. Abstract art is code for art with no true meaning, anyone who claims to understand abstract art is only pretending to do so.
>>675576463
youre just too stupid to understand the piece....
abstract art is too much for your small mind.
>>675576587
....? is that supposed to be better than the pos you posted before that hideous thing?
>>675577371
>>675577666
two rertards.
>>675577532
>>675577666
Satan has spoken.
dude it's not that you're stupid.
it's just crapstraction and will cease to be more than that until you turn a corner of some kind. you're not doomed to failure, this painting just hasn't resolved itself yet.
maybe keep working on it... or make lots more quick ones and only show the best.
>>675577833
Just know that people like you are the reason why something as basic as a Rothko painting sells for $87M
>>675566169
looks like your vacum cleaner broke
>>675577371 I kind of disagree, I am >>675575570 and things like this I view similar to a rorschach test and like to find all kinds of images hidden in them. Although I also do that with my ceiling and the bathroom wall.
>>675578438
Explain to me how this isn't worth $87M. I can literally feel the artists angst and shit.
>>675578438
>Rothko painting
>Jewish descent
>87m
>JEW
it has nothing to do with his simple abstract shit he calls art. hint: i dont like his art
>>675566169
So how do you feel about it anon? What drove you to paint such a thing? I'll buy it off you if its good enough.
>>675566169
Looks like you laid it on the sidewalk and cars splashed muddy water from the side of the curb on it
>>675577647
it's better than what you can do faggot
>>675566169
Looks unfinished but it's got potential
>>675579404
and you know this because....?
>>675578849
My original idea was to use a splatter guard and other like objects as a stencil to make something like the fuzz that shows on a tv. That didn't work out, but I explored other forms of spatter, like mixing paint with water and throwing it through the splatter guard.
>>675580209
Is it supposed to give off the Rorschach test vibe where you're looking for shapes within the painting, or is it literal mindless splatter that you thought ended up looking pretty so you posted?
modern masterpiece
Was this deliberate?
>>675578766
I only feel the shit part