Waifu claiming thread. Version 8
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Mods thinking they can stop /waifu/
the kawaii cannot be contained
mods tried to keep us down but we fought back
adorbz cuttie pieee aweee
Welcome back, Stocking-kun. Pass out?
hello juri, how did sf practice with your buddie go?
hey ebola chan long time no see
they need to come out with the manga faster :/
hey Ruri, how are you doing
And hello Akane as well but you havn't posted as of this comment :p
thanks feet, I'm gonna call you feet, btw
YA! WHAT THIS GUY SAID WE'RE NOT AFRAID!
B-but I'm not Stocking...
>Stocking asked me to claim her for him
Ebola chan is best waifu.
I agree with that statment.
>Recently watched when they cry
I like your choice Anon.
I was caught up in some shit and didn't have much time.
Oh look, another character from when they cry.
Heh, I don't mind at all.
HI :) hows the day treating you
you make my heart raceeee bb
Feel like a fucking moron now.
Hand anon, great to see you again. Holding up well, I hope?
It went pretty great, actually. We played 5 sets, with 5 victories determining a set, so 2 rounds in a match
Score was 16-8 my win, although I got a blistered thumb from all the inputs. Need to strengthen the calluses on my thumb, thanks for asking. How's your night gone so far? Doing anything fun or relaxing?
Hey there, Mai.
I'm alright, It's windy right now, but I like it.
How about you?
That with the mods is something i know pretty well...
And now back to bed.
uhh, your waifu is...like...short
Sounds a little bit like Melee lmao
nobody every really does it
>mfw its always Mai's fault
why do the mods hate us so
Your waifu doesn't kill people.
Is Ebola-Chan good enough for the job?
Welcome to the thread Snek.
Same to you, friendo. Doing okay, you?
All the crazy shit Umaru does and the only insult you can think of is that she's short which isn't even true
Don't worry, maybe I shouldn't have greentexted my name. My fault
No problem fam!
>K-K-K-KILL THOSE NIGGERS
Reminded me of this
Haven't seen you in a while.
How are you?
Do you lay eggs?
I don't want her to die.
He went to sleep or something? Sort of faded out of the thread mid-convo. Need to stop doing that.
Yep I'm bad at this. Your turn!
well welcome back ebola chan, we've had a lack of disease based waifu in your absence :p
it's been alright how has yours been?
how have you been?
I bought the first 23 issues of the most recent Constantine that i'm reading through. calluses will come with time
what is she from?
For me it's hard to think it needs an explanation, but to keep the conversation a conservative PG, their another wonderful part of the body to love, especially when they're attached to a supreme 3d seductress.
I also didn't name the pictures, just downloaded them.
Not to good. Lots of stress.
But isn't that the best part of life? death?
Thanks, how have you been doing?
Oh boy, the Melee community...
>Kids stuck in the past
>Can't adapt to newer versions of their series
>Still believe it's the forefront of competitive Smash
They're pretty nasty and super elitist, at least from what I've seen. Saltiest group of people I've ever met, they can't just shake hands after a well fought match, always gotta complain
>Don't get me started on those Project M kids
I'm doing alright, will probably stick around for one more claim thread... you're just godlike at rolling trips, aren't you Hand?
It's just certain type of people who gets banned pretty quickly. I totally understand why the mods are hating me. I basically started this whole thing here and influenced /b/ a bit...I think. But hey, could be worse. It's mostly just a 3 day ban.
Hello. Here's the medic, 10 minutes too late. Just like the military traditions want it.
What a silly mistake
>I didn't post the link
He said he wasn't gonna sleep, but he was out. I don't know if that means he will be back. He asked that either Ruri, you or me claim his waifu.
Hey there, how's your day going so far?
Glad to hear it man, probably going to scuttle out soon. Gotta do other stuff, just came in to check on y'all and claim.
>My secret technique isn't that bad now that I look at it
But you can't hug them and squeeze them and give them kisses.
Alright, thanks man.
You doing good today?
As someone who is incapable of feeling, I can agree with that statement.
Good to see you again, Yuno. How goes your night?
people are pretty manner to each others waifu but you get a fight every so often
i'm doing pretty well, tomorrow is a light day which is nice, I agree the wind is calming
how's it going elsie
the mangaka needs to put out chapters faster, one of the slowest manga I follow :(
whats good with you right now?
pretty good, Haven't really done much of anything
what rules were you breaking to get yourself banned?
That is a fair point Anon.
>incapable of feeling
If thats the case how are you meant to feel joy from killing the untermensch?