Waifu claiming thread. Version 6.66
>nothing scary here
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>Actual magic in use here
Don't stop or you'll die.
Best German CV claimed
Im playing T6/7 right now
Tenten is a badass with ships
Heyo, my individual brown crayola.
Day went well?
>Best goth waifu claimed
>I love you guys so much...
I have one of them...
That means so much
You don't even know...
I don't cry, but you guys are trying hard to push me...
Thank you Hand-Kun
Thank you so much...
I'll never leave these threads! They're too nice!
Here's the mean one
He's a 16 inch juvenile texas rat snake
Best pic I could get because he's shedding right now
Hello my niggers. I hope your day is going most swimmingly. I have arrived from work and will now write a paper. Such is life.
What are you people up to?
Second best ship.
>I'm loyal to Atago
About to go to they gym, got a few minutes though.
Would never want ya to leave anyway, you're too nice.
>Thank you for thanking me
>hand-kun loves you too
Damn, that sucks. At least you're not at work anymore. Hope that paper goes by quickly, friendo.
Not much, enjoying an itchy finger right now. Such a weird limb to be itchy.
Same man, can't complain. Nice trips.
Damn, that's a pretty snek. 16 inches? Fucking hell.
Hope he doesn't bite the shit out of you constantly.
Getting fiddled by chairs while listening to music, you?
>Gotta keep the hearts pumping
From a shitty day to a great night
I'm probably getting too emotional here
>I'm so tired
Waching an old theater play from 1983
>I still have no idea why
That is weird. Probably a side effect of that heart attack you've been having.
I didn't mean that literally
16 inches is pretty small, and his bites just feel like velcro
>He'll probably get around 6 feet so hopefully he calms down by then
>pics of the other one will come soon
I miss Atago
Best sadistic grappler claimed
Got a nice blister on my thumb from all the SFV today. How's everyone's night going?
*heart rate increases*
You are probably damn good as well
It's just the truth qt!
>Don't cry pls, smile!
I hope work went well. I'm just chilling now. It's been a quiet day today
Alright like I said I'm gonna go to the gym now, see you guys later.
We need to start an advanced cpr class with dummies of all breast sizes.
All boobies are good.
So do I.
Just playing WoW untill my gf gets home then going to see batman vs superman
How about yourself, Saviour of Waifu?
You're making me smile!
Don't worry <3
>>675528799 see >>675528148
See you later, Holsts.
I was frying some burgers, I'll probably try to grab a decent lunch tomorrow If I can.
>Getting real tired of bullshit noodles
Anything for you, Stocking-kun.
>Don't cry, buddy
Sounds interesting, is it good?
Probably, at least I'll die having the longest on going heart attack. Wouldn't mind having that under my belt.
Yeah, just not used to seeing snakes. Wanted to say that I remember hearing that most desert snakes grow to about 4-5 feet long but I pussed out.
Kek, must have tough skin or he's just a softy.
>I eagerly await nice snek
Ooohhhh, I pinched the shit out of my thumb while putting up a Tri-pod. Felt great, got any ice on that blister right now?
Sounds like a good idea, those who pass will be rewarded with various milks.
Its ... boring, and a bit cheesy. Atleast the acting is decent.
>here it is
>but sadly its only in latvian without subtitles
But most especially the ones producing milk.
Thank you. It was a slow day. Hope you're enjoying your relaxing day.
Oh you own a snake that's cool.
oowww that thumb though. My condolences
I've never seen a play. Really not into them
What day is it for you at the gym? Inpyling you haven't left yet.
I'm taking a break tonight to see a movie, but tomorrow is leg day
You said you played Street Fighter? Let's see that profile!
Damn. Have we failed in eradicating the sun? Looks like you got burnt
Awh. What's wrong, st (alk)ocking?
>That background buzzing
>Holy shit, the audio quality, it hurts
It's a good thing I'm fluent in Latvian (not really).
Thumbnail reminded me of this for some reason.
Thank you, my thumb appreciates the warm feelings. You get any fun pains lately?
Here's the nice one
She's an albino desert king snake and around 40 inches.
It's pretty neat
Vacation ended, i was forced outside.
>the sun has won the battle not the war
not really same old same old.
Looks like that snake needs to get more sun.
Yea, i don't watch so many plays myself, but they are interesting once in awhile.
Huh, i cant hear any buzzing
Miku. All flavours. Fucking claimed!
I dont think so , tenten can say someting more about my playstyle.
i will play as T4 too soon
>Russia brave cruisers
And im off too
Gute Nacht everyone!
Pretty snek. Never owned one myself, assuming she's a better calmer when you hold her and what not?
Ah, alright. Good to hear, watching Sam Hyde right now. Done with that paper yet?
Must just be my shitty headphones.
Goodnight, buddy. Sleep warm and well.
She's pretty. But c'mon. She's almost 3D. She'll never be as pretty and as cute as my Miku. Loser.
Good night beautiful
pfff you think very highly of me. No i'm not done. Enjoy the hyde.
>back from math exam
>didn't go great, but feel satisfied
You should rest or this advanced tachyarrhythmia will probably kill you.
I'm always salty.
Tried to play WoWs....waiting 15 minutes in the MM without finding one match WHILE there are hundreds of ships in the MM too....it's shit.
Welp, Graf is playing like shit sometimes, making typical noob errors, but he's trying and he has it's moments. Could be worse.
Yeah, put some medicine on it too. Just don't know when to quit.
I'll upload it tomorrow for you, don't have it saved on my PC, which means I gotta re-boot my PS4, save, upload, then save again.. sorry I'm feeling lazy right now, and my thumb kinda hurts now, lol.
>Sorry for the late replies, tending to thumb
Gute Nacht Graf
She moves around a lot, but she's never even tried to bite someone.
im back i just played a comp match in csgo and got an M4A1-S Hot Rod as a drop its worth 160$ canadian lol easy profit
Of course I do, you're great.
Ah, alright. Hope you get it done quickly!
>I was almost in a Sam Hyde skit once
>Decided to throw out the idea
Welcome back, I'm sure you did great.
That's good to hear, hope it's not burning now. Hey man, that's an admirable trait to have. Being stubborn is great.
Haha, sounds like a nice snake. She'd probably be great for curing people's fears of Ophidiophobia
Welcome back, Vlad-kun.
well it might just be me, listening to 15% volume
wargaming's queues can e annoying at times
>Looks at volume
>It's up all the way.
Guess I just have hearing damage, oh well.
They are annoying nearly every time. It's totally fair when the enemy team has more, better and highter tiers than you. Ok, i WoWs you can counter it a bit when you're skilled and the enemy ship is 1 tier above you, but not when they're 2 tiers above you. And in WoT higher tiers are way more devastating....But everything is balanced on the RU server, which makes me think.
Hey, maybe the exam went better than you think, you are feeling satisfied after all
>You should rest
But if I stop moving, I'll die.
>When yuo has shit heart like this
>you not fear of enemy boolets
>for you'll be kill tonight anyway
Sorry for the shitty attempt at a "joke"
>Graf is playing like shit sometimes
>but he's trying and he has it's moments
He's tier 6-7 after all
>Could be worse
Now I'm unsure about the way I play... Maybe I'm a shitty player and I don't know it yet
She would be, for sure, but I doubt most Ophidiophobiacs would even get near her.
>Hurrah for illicit sexual relations!
I can get behind that
Pain has gone down a little bit, hope yours is feeling better too. Looks like we both fucked up our thumbs pretty hard lol.
Yeah, for better or for worse really when I'm determined to do or accomplish something, I won't stop not even after my body has broken down. I absolutely hate giving in, and would probably keep pushing forward on any one thing until I accomplish it or die.
I'm sure we all can
Sup 3d lover
Someone has to be in the behind position.
Move slower and give your heart a break. Ok, it's surely trained through the whole running stuff, but still....
And for your playing style: I can't really judge if you play bad since i never saw you playing. But i saw Graf playing and he's making his common mistakes, but he's learning. Just like Shiki learned from me.
>When yuo has shit heart like this
>you not fear of enemy boolets
>for you'll be kill tonight anyway
You must have the heart of a horse.
Just got back from drinking some Caribou Lou
A full bottle of Bacardi 151, 2 colo cups of Malibu coconut rum and 3 cans of pineapple juice.
How about you?
Nothing really too exciting.
>Browsing Sam Hyde's facebook out of boredom
>Gives out his Skype and says you should add him to debate him on religion
>Hearty laugh thinking it's a joke
>Deletes the post around 7 minutes after
>Decide to go for it and just add him
>Gets in a call with me and around 4-5 other people
>We're all talking and having a good time
>We're doing the skit and Sam Hyde decides it probably wouldn't work
>Says he'll keep us in contact in case he needs us again
The skit was basically that we seriously defend religion while he acts like some cock sure atheist asshole. Can see why he didn't want to go with it.
So yeah, that's that. Still have him on Skype and everything, was a pretty nice guy actually.
Probably, considering they're afraid of them. I wouldn't mind holding her though, seems like a friendly fella.
Glad to hear it, buddy. For the most part the pain in my thumb is gone, just hurt like hell when it happened.
Oh yeah, that's always a great attitude to have. Not that you need me to tell you that, shit can take you pretty far in life. Better to try and fail than to not try at all.
Yea, getting matched vs a higher tier in WoT (the only wargaming game i played the most) was basically the worst thing that happened on a regular basis
>i know were this is going and i don't want to be a part of it
To tired for that.
Finishing my psychology journal article
It's a pain on the higher tiers where you nearly earn nothing. But hey, it could come worse. High Tier russian tanks are the worst that could happen to you.
Nap 'n' Tank?
Thanks, buddy. Your stories are much better, that one was just anti-climatic.
Did you have to write it about a particular topic, or just psychology in general?
I don't think i can be ok with this...
The trips of truth have spoken. Glad your thumb pain is nearly gone. Well, like you said it's definitely good for a few things, but sometimes the amount of shit I deal with just to prove to myself I -can- make a difference/impact/change is definitely unnecessary.
I don't know you, but I already like you
>Someone has to be in the behind position.
And it's my turn now
Hi Teto... Interested?
Slow from now on, then
I imagine Graf above the average, to be honest. We all make mistakes at least at the beginning or when we don't have help
>i never saw you playing
And I wonder why I've never asked you directly about the game since I downloaded it. Rookie mistake.
Ten, how would you recommend a DD player to play? I try to hit and run, support when I can and maybe set smoke screens, but helping others isn't easy when every hit I take is basically a crit. Plus, if my engine dies, it's over
>>i know were this is going
But I dindu nuffin! It's just a prank bro!
>I swear this isn't going anywhere
i have a feeling that i shouldn't trust you
I have infiltrated their ranks.
They do not yet know I am a 2d representation of a 3d women.
While I am 3d in person, I am 2d at heart.
Konata, as a waifu, is a 10/10
I gotta thank Miku for this
>i have a feeling that i shouldn't trust you
Two days until trip to vegas with my step father and father in law. Should be fun I suppose. Hyped to see my father in law get smashed and dance with some strippers.
Oh nothing, just the usual.
Prejudice, discrimination, repugnance, contemptuousness bigotry, and disdain towards those who they do not yet understand.
That sounds fun Blue
Just a topic of choice from the list tje professor gave us
thanks homie. You seem pretty chill too
I remeber going to Vegas as a kid and saw some cool light-ceiling show
I'll give you the permission when you're allowed to go fast again. But for now:
Do you have the EU client? If no, we can't play together. Wargaming at it's best.
>recommended DD play style
Depends on the nation. Are you using the japanese, american or noobish russian DDs? How are you usually playing? But in general i can say:
>IJN: Use your range for your torpedos. Launch them from a distance where they can't spot you. Use smokescreen only to flee.
>USN: You must be sneaky, because your torpedos don't have that much range. But you have canons. And use them when another DD is attacking you. Use you smokescreens wisely and only to leave a battle or ti hide from planes.
>Ruskies: You have the best DD guns, so use them. Your torpedos are just for knife fights against other DDs or when you manage to get really close to a enemy ship.
And protip: Always turn your AA off (with P) until the last possible moment (when enemy planes are directly above you. And even after they flew away from you, turn it off again. Will save your ass a lot.
Hey guys! How have you guys been? I'm leaving for Nashville tomorrow morning.
Not much, you?
You really are a QT.
But I'm loyal to Prinz by now, I'm afraid.
Besides, you said no already.
Just watching some stuff, nothing really interesting.