What's the most fucked up thing you've done at a concert?

>>659020855
I sang along

fingered a nasty chick while I sucked her earlobe. Got her topless in the middle of the crowd, then she disappeared. God knows if she made it out a free woman

Sat next to three girls on a couch. As I would get rejected they would leave the couch, so I should slide down to the next one. Was finally getting somewhere with the last girl. I got my arm around her, then I threw up on her feet. She left

Fingered my girlfriend in a packed show at a a dive bar in the city.

Knocked out a guy who was tripping people in a circle pit, he cause a bunch of people to get trampled.

Was smoking 2 joints with a freind, one each, I was almost done and accidentally made eye contact with security, flicked the roach into the crowd but freind got busted.

>>659021869
Haha did you just throw her shirt away?

i drank 24 cans of beer and bombed fuck knows how much mandy and woke up the next day in the corner of the silent disco tent. sorry boys i have no idea what happened to be that night

>>659020855
your mother

I never been to one L;{

>>659022431
Bug Dub?

>>659022214
basically we grinded, then i felt her 6/10 tits under the shirt, threw it away, fingered her, then someone pulled her into a dense part of the crowd, and I never saw her again.

>tldr fingered a girl, she got pulled away and raped

>>659022214
nice trips btw

>>659021348
Kek

Got a hand job from a hot young thing with her mom next to us.

Suicidal Tendencies, Bought a 24 ounce can of bud light for 13.50

>>659020855
i smoked a cigarette inside the venue.

>>659022976
that story is quite hilarious imo

>>659023278

holy fuck

>>659023105
>These aren't trips, you autistic winter break fuck.
>Trips are at the very last three digits.
>TLDR? You are a faggot and should fuck off. Cancer.

>>659022431

I'll bet your asshole looked like a tulip when you went home

>>659020855
I wore a t-shirt of the band I was seeing.

Shot loads of french people

>>659020855

Ketamine.

>>659020855
Pissed my pants all night because I was drinking beer and it was pouring rain. So, I just pissed myself all night long. It was great.

Also, one time I raped a chick that was passed out behind the line of Porto johns.

Was playing at some bar. got drunk , while i was playing some asshole hit on my girlfriend. down from the stage , punch him in the face and back to the stage. after we finished our gig , they kicked me out of the band.

>>659024230
actually i never got touched but the irish guy in the tent next to ours got robbed whilst he was passed out kek phone, wallet, money, drugs, all gone.

>>659023239
Nope

Watched Slayer

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I stuck three fingers inside of Courtney Love.

>>659024655
how long did it take them to rot off your hand?

>>659024448
respect fam. pass us a line of kezza lad

>>659020855

I slipped my hand under the skirt of a hottie in front of me.

>mfw no panties

Both bombed as fuck and I kneel down and start fingering her. After 20-30 seconds I realize I'm fingering her asshole. Pull finger out and she yells, "Now you"

>mfw I got my ass fingered at a concert

>>659024655
Who's fingers?

>>659020855

Went to a show and got stoned with my boss and a client of ours. Client brought her coworkers along. Got felt up by one of the coworkers who was extremely attracted to me for 15m straight. She whispered into my ear that she had a fetish for fucking jewish people. I'm not jewish, but fuck it, let's do this. Skipped the show and fucked her brains out in the parking lot.

Reggae concerts fucking suck, but I'll be damned if those bass grooves don't get ladies wet fast. Yay for client-provided poonani!

tl;dr - Became temporarily Jewish for some temporary tight MILF pussy at a concert. Mmmh.

>>659024838
Nope

>>659022431
sounds like reading and leeds too me mate. Same thing happened to my mate at a festival. Just blacked out doesn't remember anything

I cut in line.

>>659022772
fuck off robot

>>659024877
Your vocabulary resembles the one a tremendous faggot would use - coincidence?

>>659024593

>i have no idea what happened to me that night
>actually I never got touched

Pick one. I call bullshit on the whole story.

>>659024186
fuck him up, man. guy deserves a real beat down after messing with the /b/ police!

>>659024186
>winter break fuck

At least not a summerfag

Florida. 1999. Snorted cocaine off the tits of a 8/10 party slut during a rave. Triple teamed her after the rave with my two best friends (no protecton, no cares, didn't pull out). We were all over 18... She was 14 (we found out later). Would do it all over again.

>>659025211
>implying /b/ is rule free

>>659025166

That's a big yes, anon.

>>659024453
Well...That escalated quickly

>>659025273
Nope. Points for effort tho

Muffdived an unshaved chick after three days of camping out without showing. Drank so much at that evenings shows, as soon as I went down on her I puked all over her pussy. I wiped it off with a blanket and continued eating her out. God I'm nauseous just thinking about that night.

>>659025112
Savage.

>>659025439
Time to stop posting

I was on mandy and kissed loads of random girls on the cheek, then got off with a 24 year old chubby girl in a shisha bar, like lying on the floor on top of her.

>>659025273
haha as if a 14yo would get into a rave you dumb cunt.

>>659025468
It was a lifestyle fitting experience to say the least

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When drunk i piss in a cup and put it on the counter or hurl it trough the air

>>659021869
>God knows if she made it out a free woman
it was a concert, not /b/

>>659025454
Totally legit.

>>659025608
Whoa now that's gangsta

Convinced my wife to wear a skirt and hinted towards guys to pull it up or feel on her when we made eye contact

>>659025654
>2015
>questioning the obvious

>>659025468
I can relate. So musky and sour.

>>659025858
sorry

>>659025884
That was before the vomit - how was it afterwards?

reading fest this year, popped a fat mandy bomb and lost my virginity to a 35 year old. im 17 btw.

Accidentally beat up a security while the band happened to watch the scene.

>>659020855
>Green Day concert
>fuck yeah, Dookie anniversary, they're playing the entire album!!
>blonde chick leans into me
>starts shoving her tongue down my throat
>hesitate first, then go with it
>enjoy gig and making out
>she grabs the D every now and then
>gently guide her hand away, not really up for shagging
>concert finishes
>lights go full power
>look at her face
>14 years old at best
>coolface.jpg
>get out of dodge

>>659024186
this is why /b/ is coming to an end. sorry, fridgebro

>>659026235
Underageb&

>>659026019
This has to be the first time someone here has actually apologized for something

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Finger banged and squeezed a girls tits during avicii's Levels, Kinda Cash tbh

>>659024655
How was it?

Anally fucked a girl (with whom I'd already had sex once before) in the girls toilet and made her ass bleed, whilst high in ecstasy, alcohol and maybe weed, think i also had a N2O ballon aswell.at about 4am.

Cheating on my girlfriend into the bargain.

>>659022135
Aren't they chilled on a concert? Where were you?

yeah loads of underage shit happens, have a 15 friend (girl) who fucked at 30 year old too!

>>659026481
yeah loads of underage shit happens, have a 15 friend (girl) who fucked at 30 year old too!

In 1999 I was at a punk rock concert and ended up doing molly with this fairly ugly obese whale of a woman and fucking her behind a tent. A bunch of people watched her crush my pelvis while I played with her belly fat. My back and arse were covered in mud and grass stains and I was itchy as fuck until I finally got home and had a shower.

Anyway we kept in touch after the concert because she wasn't a terrible person or anything, and soon realized she was pregnant. I've kept mostly out of the picture but we talk on the phone every so often and she tells me about her kid. He's this super flamboyant faggot that calls himself "OP" and posts threads on "slash bee". What a fucking queer.

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>>659023105
uhhhhh what?

>Be me
>Getting blow job in tent
>fuckyeah.jpg
>Friend is sleeping in the same tent and passed out
>She's says she doesn't swallow
>I cum in her mouth unexpectedly
>She is shocked and just spits it out
>Onto my passed out friend's face
>He doesn't wake up, too wasted
>Next day he complains about some fucking goo that got stuck on his face the previous night, but he can't remember anything from being too drunk
>Never told him

I slapped robin fink in the face when he jumped down to the crowd at pemberton fest

Trolololo

>>659025468
Dirty, smelly sex is the best sex
Uh not the puking though, that part is fucked

>>659026701
haha even tho i rate nos i always think less of ppl who talk about doin balloons, dunno why

>>659026701
>in
Lmeo

>>659026044
Probably a little better. You never ate out a stanky old pussy? Taste like a 9volt battery mixed with a dead skunk.

>>659025654
As if it's that hard...

>>659024186
next tie just tell them to lurk moar. You might be a tryhard but you are showing you're trying hard by trying too hard.

tryhard

>>659020855
wore earplugs

>>659026971
TOP FUCKING KEK

>>659027061
Never. But it sounds like I missed out.

>>659026701
Was the girl with bleeding ass pissed?

>>659026938
Topkek

>>659027209
Time to stop posting dear

Pucked on the girl I was making out. I don't remember exactly how and what happened, so only know what I got told. Still don't know if i puked inside the girls mouth or just on her kek
Girl was 6/10 i was drunk, don't judge me.

Extra story: saw once a guy eating a girl out in a club. Yes, in the middle of a fucking club

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>>659026938
I keked

>>659026971
He knows. He wants you.

>>659020855
i blew up my mate with stage pyrotechnics from my drum set. fun fact: hes now deaf in one ear.
he never hears the end of it

Alerted the security guys some guy was smoking a weed cigarette. He got thrown out of the concert and got arrested.

why no green texts you faggots

>>659024655

Who hasn't?

>>659020855
dance

>>659020855
While taking a leak in a port-a-john, the 3 hits of acid i took kicked in. I stared at the stains on the walls, giggling, and then started watching the blue shitwater down below, and bellowed laughter for 5 minutes while tool was playing Opiate(some lolapalooza show long ago)
I walked out of the thing, saw everyone staring at me, and fell to the ground laughing some more.

>>659027838
HAhahAhaha.;.. Mike??

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>>659021895

>>659026985
I kek'd. You win

>>659027038
Because it's like sniffing glue or huffing the empty CO2 out of a bottle of fizzy drink and holding your breath.

cheap high,

Although I do the CO2 trick everywhere... even in the office at work.

>>659027842
The whole of b is now newfags, they don't know about greentext

>>659025173
nice b8 but no one is this retarded

>>659026044
>That was before the vomit - how was it afterwards?

tasted like beer and tacos

>>659027954
What is happening to my beautiful /b/

>>659028336
Pretty much but also add lots and lots of tequila

>>659028352
sup mikey

Punched a 12 year old kid in the face.
He had a transformers mask on and was crowd surfing.
I didn't know until the mask shattered.

>>659028298
<implyin you do

>>659028586
Fuckoff cunt, this isn't Faggotbook

>>659026971
>fuck yeah
Reacting with memes to blowjobs since 2009gag

>>659028352
>/b/
>beautiful

Are you serious?

>>659028681
>This fag

>>659028681
Fuck

>>659027362
Probably...

I just remember finishing and pulling out, saying something like "oh shit, I think I got shit on my dick" to which she replied, quite casually considering, "nah, that's probably blood"

God bless her.

She became known as Anal-Steph, in my phone contacts after that. A mate saw it and she could never shake the name. Going back about nine years though and haven't really seen much of her lately.

>>659028681
<Obvious bait is obvious

>>659028811
I love /b/, pround member of it since 12 years

>>659028770
>Reacting with memes to blowjobs since 2009gag

I found this funnier that the actual story

>>659025273
Was she a petite red head..?

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>>659026938

heh heh. did not see that coming.

At a concert with my GF at the time. Sold out show, I got lucky and scored front row-center seats. Also got lucky and scored some killer acid. Flying high on cloud 9, beginning to trip already and show hasn't started. See some friends (another couple) waving to me over on the side. Go talk to them for a few, hardly able to contain my excitement. As I leave to return to my seat I go to hug the girl and for some reason plant a passionate kiss on her. Her bf never said a word and she just gave me a look of surprise (but not disgust) and off I went to my seats. Took a few minutes to even realize what I had done. Not that fucked up I guess but that's it.

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>>659026971
10/10 I kek'ed real hard bro. Naissss

>>659029045
So, how does it feel to see what /b/ has become over the years?

>>659028896
There are a lot of girls out there, but a girl named Stephanie doing anal on a shabby club toilet - anon, you made it. You're the Martin Shkreli of the clubbing scene.

>>659028770
Yes, because 9gag is where memes originated. Fucking newfags....

>>659023278
I have a skateboard signed by them.

Not really fucked up but

-almost stabbed a sandnigger who was about to attack
-accidently smashed a bong in the face of a small child

>>659024356
Kek, underrated

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>>659024186
Lol. Why u mad tho

>>659024453
You might just be a sociopath.

>>659029421
The joke
Your head

>unironically calling anons newfags
Careful, I heard the ice is especially thin during winter break

>>659029530
Sounds like a fun story

And please use the maymay arrows next time :^)

>>659020855
Fingered a 12 year old at a bieber concert.

>>659029709
what dank meme do you want to hear

>>659024356
Underrated post

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I started rapping in harmony to cookie thumper while yolandi was on stage (im a male)

>>659027394
mad

>>659020855
OK went to a pantera concert go down to the mosh pit get thrown over the barricade chic lands on me. Me and her walk this side way back to the concert we start talking about the band and how cool the mosh pit was. Kiss her she pulls me in to the girls bathroom bang the shit out of her.exchage numbers head back to find my friends on our way out see the chic wave at her see her with her boyfriend she pretends she doesn't see me WTF.

>>659024491
What a bunch of fucking faggots. Good thing you are done with them

>>659029914
>new

>At an anime convention rave. ^_^
>Met a chick at the panel earlier in the day and we had bonded over something really dumb.
>I find out that night that she is a rave whore
>See her dressed in lingerie and cat ears
>When she sees me, she comes bounding at me screaming about the stupid inside joke that had formed earlier in the day
>Jumps into my arms
>I start making out with her instinctively and grabbing her ass
>In front of the girl I was dating at the time...

No joke I still feel really shitty about this 2 years later.

>>659029939
What are you like 40????

>>659029939
Wrong, anon. People attending metal concerts don't have any feelings and thus no boy- or girlfriends. They are cold as steel. They are dangerous evil creatures of the night. They are sick, twisted psychopaths.

>>659030244
30 shit faucet

>>659025166
I think not

>I was at System of a Down in Melbourne at age about 17 years ago. >Feel warmth on the back of my legs
>wtfisthat.jpg
>turn around and see guy behind me with big shit eating grin
>ignore
>minutes pass and the same warm feeling comes back
>Turn around just in time to grin guy putting his cock away
>the only time I have ever seen red
>I am 6'4" and horribly uncoordinated
>turn around. Swing repeatedly and awkwardly. The mosh keeps him close.
>I'm basically just flailing about like an rtard but still obviously winning
>solid guy next to me pins my arms
>"what the fuck man let me go he pissed on me"
>Solid guy felt it too but didn't know what it was
>Solid guy demolishes gringuy in two excellent swings.
>gringuy needs amberlamps
>WAKE UP GRANDMASHOULDPUTONALITTLEMAKEUP

>>659028282
Not a cheap high. It's displacing the oxygen in your brain....but by all means please continue this. Maybe one day it will finish the job.

>>659030334
i wish i saw panthera

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>>659023479

>>659030043
So you are saying die antwoord are not faggots?

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YXHg7YbEhuI


Guy threw a bottle and hit the dj so they pulled him up on stage took him to the back and beat his ass then continued the show

>>659028710
add me then! mike! when do classes start?

>>659030182
> ^_^
Doubt you ever dated anything beyond your Uncle Donald Special Booklet collection and Terry's Staffordshire Terrier.

>>659023278
Mother fucking going to their concert in march!

>>659030334
Lol BULLSHIT! Pantera broke up when you were 14 years old then. Get fucked, faggot!

>>659030476
Yea was a kick ass show

Done loads of funny shit at uk festivals but watching this was the worst thing so I'm in Cornwall at a surf festival and its about 1 most people on md and security pull this girl over the top bar and she's screeming look down and her shin is bent back wards after a mosh pit gave me a shitty trip and fucked up my head there was so much blood and you could literally see her bone poking out

getting a blowjob from a random ugly milf

>>659030583
Eh.

Believe me or don't.

>>659024356
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>First day of festival
>Be in tent eating
>Massive storm
>Tents flying through the air
>Storm ends
>People are kill
>Festival is over

>>659030616
It was the Black Sabbath reunion tour with pantera look it up tree vagina

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Absolutely nothing this never happened

>>659030803
You get the point

>>659024356
TOPKEK

F Jewish propelszzz

>>659026951
My sides anon

>>659030959
That dude has absolutely 0 shame in his face

>>659030863
Lol

>>659030959
Ewwwwwww what an ugly toilet

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>Be 17
>Go to Rammstein
>Into moshpit
>Kick in bikers Achilles heel
>Get into fight with buddies
>Saved by security
>Meet guy later at toilet alone
>Floor him then and there
>Best night ever

>>659020855
Left a dead girl behind.

>>659030422
Low quality

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>>659030959
"By Jove, a penny!"

>>659024448
Those trips are checked bro

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>>659031434

spiffing

>>659026414
>coming to an end

/b/ has been dead for a long, long time

>>659031575
Low quality

>>659031575
Stop poking the bear

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i shot it up

>>659031985
Embarrassing. The joke was already done. Check the thread first next time.

>>659031434
kek

>>659020855
Fucked a drunk girl in St. Petersburg during the last Megadeth concert (11.05.2015). The fucked up thing was that she was throwing up every 5 minutes while we were doing doggy-style

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Not most fucked up thing, just thought of this night and wanna share

>Be me
>Be at club in the summer
>Good dude playing that I actually really like compared to the random shit I usually end up at
>Just drunk, not even on molly
>Virgin at the time
>Show starts, friends standing on the outside, fuck em
>Start to melt into the crowd
>Dunno how I got there but I ended up near the front
>Cute chicks beside me, keep looking at them, they smiling and giggling
>They definitely on molly
>Keep dancing
>Chick appears near me
>Eventually after a while she's in front of me
>Whisper into her, "dance"?
>She nods
>Start grinding her
>She leaves and comes back at one point
>Keep dancing, being horny virgin fag I lift up her shirt and feel her
>Hmmm seems soft and pudgy
>Don't remember.jpg, too drunk don't care
>Think: "You've definitely gone too far anon, you're gonna get slapped"
>She's still there, just keeps dancing
>Show starting to end, drunk me decides to dip out of the crowd and leave for some fresh summer night air upstairs
>Sometimes I think about what might have been if I stayed...
>And that anons, is why I have a aching desire to pound a chubby girl
>mfw and sorry for the shit greentext

>>659020855
Didn't get the memo for which song my band would ply if we got an encore. End up trying to start the song 5 times badly before just walking off stage

>>659022135
literally never heard of a single soul getting in trouble for smoking a joint in a concert crowd (unless you were inside).