ATTENTION ALL OLDFAGS
ATTENTION ALL OLDFAGS
ATTENTION ALL OLDFAGS
ATTENTION ALL OLDFAGS
Attention all creepfags, pedofags, virginfags, normie slayers.
You must be all at the verge of suicide with what modern internet and modern 4chan turned into, correct? All threads here now are about porn, YLYL and mobile phone threads. 4chan is no longer a unique community, that did amazing things and created its own content.
Who is to blame for that? Mods. Not just the SJW mods on every "social media" site, and even here. But the concept of moderation itself, with faggot mods always having the power to ruin all the fun.
Well, I got the cure for your illness.
I have the botox for your frown.
Report in this thread, and I will share with you something that is going to change you're life.
Some of you may not like it, but even then, you won't be able to say that it isn't changing the face of modern internet back to its free for all, wild west roots.
Bump for potential. I like where this is going.
>>658781956
I'll share what I have once a few more anons join this thread
OP always delivers™
>>658781849
bump for no reason at all
Don't worry faggot. I already know where double chan is.
>>658781849
>been here 2 years
>still cant triforce
This actually sounds promising.
>>658781849
*your
>>658782084
OP mentioned something about no mods, so I think you are mistaken
pedofag here. it has turned into "insert any social media here". All the same shit now
Alright op. Been here for 3 years now. Dazzle me
I'm intrigued.
2006 fag here
Kill all mods
Bumping and w8ing.
I'm listening
>>658782194
I know
but we have the cure now
Something to breach the gap between darknet and social media
>>658781849
Go on....
>>658781849
Bump for interest
Bumping for interest
>>658782211
you have no idea
We are past that already
>>658782211
dubs don't lie.
Tell me moar!!!
OP here
Delivering in exactly 1 minute
BRACE FOR IMPACT
here comes the shit storm
>>658782005
>OP always delivers™
We are waiting
Hurry up OP I don't have all hanukah
>>658782338
bracing
W8ingfgt
well well well
imgboard without mods you say
why should i believe you anon
bumping thread anyway
>>658782338
Time's up
just tell us OP u fag
Is the surprise stock grandpa?
Party pug, reporting for duty.
>>658782475
Disappointed
>>658782475
Gtfo newfag
>>658782475
https://master [REMOVE] chan.org/b/thread/128712
here's a thread for 4chan refugees, in case you are too shy to just post in other threads there for now. You can shitpost in that thread all you want, or ask questions
>>658782475
I wasted my time for this?
>>658782600
Did you want this instead?
>>658782475
That's shit
>>658782475
Bump.
This again? KYS
>>658782475
B-but I've been here since '01. I don't wanna leave.
This is fake nudes caliber op
>>658782133
>>658782199
>>658782211
>>658782433
>>658782500
>>658782544
>>658782600
Also check'd
>>658782478
>you say
>>658782475
>>658782475
>mchann
Eh, I've known about it for some time. I don't like the layout of it but yeah I like the idea
There's loads of CP on there though, and I don't want the FBI at my door
>>658782720
too bad, we are leaving soon
Im waiting, inb4 child porn and we all get banned for christmas
I'm going to give it a try.
>>658782790
>CP
Nothing pisses me off more than 4chan indoctrionated people who call CP things that the law does not consider child pornography.
pro tip anon: doesn't matter what moot calls CP, it matters what the law calls CP
>>658781849
I'm not sure you cunts even want OC. I wrote 8000 words of goddamn DONALD TRUMP VICTORIAN WARHAMMER 40K ROMANCE FANFICTION. READ IT AND ENJOY YOUR OC, WHINY BITCH.
>inb4 btfo
>Don't bitch and moan about there not being any OC when OC gets BTFO every time it shows up.
>clungebuckets
github AdmiralVonNelson/Tromp-Heights
True. How can they even get you if you are behind TOR.
I've been here a week and I feel like I fit in so well. I love all the memes this place creates. I can laugh at them with my friends while we smoke weed and have a beer.
If you weren't such a newfag you would know /b/ has always been full of faggots
The reason 4chan is what it is is because you all didn't want it to change. It just became to popular and you Internet breed of hipsterfags demand ordinal content like it's going to come on a mainstream site like 4chan anymore. Y'all expect too much. Make your own thing, just don't copy 4chan.
>>658782982
>posting links on 4chan is forbidden
kukcold
daily reminder that mchan is cyberpunk
>>658782982
that's not a link, you incompetent twat waffle, it's a Post-Post-Post Dada haiku.
This girl browses mchan by the way
I have never seen that much cp that quickly.
They are raising us tomorrow.
>>658781849
>4chan is solely /b/
>>658782720
I just fucked my tendon because i am a retard, fuck you
>>658783425
RAZING, NOT RAISING. You heathen fucks are letting the English language go to shit.
>>658782475
>muh secret club
I love this place. But all the porn, YLYL and mobile phone threads are really ruining this place. There is not ONE Mod that cares about having fun in this place. It's like letting people do whatever they want and then having cops watch and punish them. It fucking sucks.
>looking through boarding
>candy
>loli
>cunny
>12yohardcore
>teens
Wow, looks like a very safe website to browse on! I'm sure all the cookies on my computer would love to see what I've been browsing !
The only good board on mchan is /cunny/ everything is is just the same shit tier posts.
Image board culture died with the advent of social media and the modern internet. I hate to break it to you but nothing good happened for ages and it will likely stay this way until imageboards die completely.
>>658783475
why call people to fuck off if you are a retard?
>>658781849
Copy pasta to the max! Kill yourself faggot
chum get out
>>658783823
>>658783823
>call people to fuck off
you are just as retarded as him
Your call should be only to pedofags
is anything going to happen here?
>>658784081
>>658783823
>why call people to fuck off
>>658781849
I joined last summer and I'm also outraged how bad the fall/winter newfags have made this place.
Almost shamed to be an oldfag.
They should add like Usernames and signatures so we could have identity to show we are not newfags.
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love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
Also, here is Mchans pathetic attempt to raid /b/:
https://asterchan.org/b/thread/130403#130587
>>658784523
>>658781849
litterally nothing is illegal here except for cp, kill yourself pedo scum
bump for interest
>>658784956
inb4
M
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T
E
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C
H
A
N
>>658785097
>>658783072
>you're on fire
>>658781849
A+ for idea and premise.
But OP is a faggot and will never fucking deliver.
Fuck you, OP. Have some aluminum
>>658785458
mchan is serious business
>>658785845
That's some grade-A aluminum, there, Pilgrim.
>>658784956
>post gamergate
>b&
>make raid thread
>b&
>post legal image of underage girl in bikini
>b&
ok
fq
>>658786099
You need more.
Appreciation is the only vice.
>>658781849
Ancientfag reporting in
>>658786099
Akshually, it's 6262 T9.
But who cares.
Have some more.
Bumping.
Also; if you don't like wear the clear net is going; first, blame "mormon: moralfags" and; second, download tor browser support it, go it torchan and get into the anonymous movement.
>>658786505
>>658786665
are you ready to lose your goddamn mind?
4chan's FIRST EVER CNC PORN THREAD BEGINS NOW:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADqDMwQOc2w
>>658781849
U forgot to add the Feminist thread lol
>>658781849
Shut up and boat nudes of those girls
>>658787030
THIS IS A GREEPY FUGGIN POST MAYNE
is anything going to happen or are we wasting our time??
>>658783404
Idgaf.
i wonder how many 13 year old kiddies are in this thread, i guess around 51
>>658786799
you can browse mchan with TOR, and even post there with tor
captcha: 222, respect
>>658783533
Geez guy, calm down. Maybe he's on a keyboard and mistyped "raiding".
>>658787308
the latter, tbh fam
>>658787627
Post rare memes instead
lool
>>658787597
I'm so chill dude
Captcha: PICKUP TRUCKS
>>658787277
Thanks dubs!
>>658782475
it's basically a shitty version of cchan. what inspired you to make this? i can see you doing something good with this, but you've gotta do something about 76% of the threads being c---- related
>>658787840
Are you captain cold?
CAPTCHA: wheelchairs
>>658781956
Then you are a retarded faggot, because the same exact thread has been posted dozens of times already. That or samefag .
spam reported
>>658788095
>>658788222
>>658788222
Close. My first name is Indrid.
>>658786833
Haha my buddy is a cnc operator and he would die at this
clicked on the first link on google and it was some cp board...
Fuckin hell. I meant to put this picture of a check on that last one.
Fuckit
>>658788633
DUBS AND TRIPS RAINING UPON THEM LIKE IN DAYS OF YORE
>>658788667
>proned to be 100% anonymous
>Listed on google
Pick only one
>>658788807
Tor is actually this man's hair. pic related
>>658789007
FUCKIN 007 GET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUmfxL5JBAw
CAPTCHA: TEA, MOTHERFUCKIN BRITISH TEA
>>658789007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQa_4biNkWU
This is even cooler, it's a killcounter for the franchise.
Its not the mods, it's the people that came here from media, leddit, and 9fag. We can't even make a semi decent post without it being shown to everyone on the internet.
Everyone wants to be a part of the hacker known as 4chan because to them it's "cool".
None of the newfags know how to make remotely decent content so they need to make threads that will easily get 300+ replies to feel special.
>>658788553
Noooo it's DUBS!
>>658789579
>>658789524
Yeah mods have nothing to do with threads quality and Im quite happy to be able to follow a decent thread in /pol without bananas every 2 posts
On /b theres not much moderation unless you post cp or 40 same threads
So stop being so butthurt about cp and focus on making better threads
>>658789890
Holy mother of cp going to have to throw my hard drive out. This forum is fucked.
>>658782130
u must b new here
fuck off pedos
>>658790099
Pic Related'd
>>658790243
>>658781849
2008 fag reporting for duty sir
>>658782475
>IP number
You are a person everyone should trust about computer information for it is clear that you are a computer genius hacker
>>658781849
I am old feg
This is now a Kristen Schaal thread
>>658782621
>>658782475
>a site that uses http and not https
>sending cleartext over the wire
you really are retarded arent you
>>658790781
MERCHANT DETECTED
>>658781849
We'll see if OP delivers
Am I late?
>>658782952
dude
if you are in a position where you are making the distinction between what is generally considered cp and what the law considers cp
you are a pedofag
what pisses me off is that if these places didnt have child porn i would enjoy visiting them but every single chan that is not 4chan has cp. its fucking obnoxious.
seriously dude. get help
>>658790966
>>658791210
for the CAGECOIN bubble? Yes.
>>658790397
Implying u awkward cringy pedos can last longer than 30 seconds
>>658782982
hey
ass
noone wants to read an 8000 word essay of unfunny shit.
>>658791338
RESPECK
Whats happening?
Can someone explain?
>>658783040
because if you monitor the exit relays visiting a given site for long enough, you can use process of elimination to determine where traffic to a site is coming from
reporting in
>>658791427
ITT WE SUMMON
Z̈́ͩ̓̋̊̑ͭ̊ͫ̓̈̂̚͠͏̢̢͍̪͈̻̣͠A̸͂̈̏̍̆̾͂̕͝҉̷͕ͅͅĻ̸͉̣̥̤͚̪͍͖̭̼͇̬͕̩̯̅͑ͩͥ̑͊͒͆̆ͤͅG̸̪̻͍̮̖̤̒ͮ̌ͬ͊̾ͯ̏͒̂ͧ̔͐ͧ͗͢O̵̧̍̇̍͐ͪ̀ͩ̎͌ͮ͒̂̽͟҉̦͍͚̫̹͈̟͙̤̳̹͖̤͈̺̳͜
>>658783778
This. It's a fucking clear chan CP image board. Don't click on the link.
>>658783404
lol
cool story bro
>>658791427
Nicolas Cage was apparently meant to offer our community some advice, but as usual, he has let us down
>>658781849
If out Wasn't for mods, this site would have been shut down by the FBI years ago you stupid truck.
>>658791427
Uuhhhhh reporting in i guess
>>658791591
"Ah, I see you've played CAGEY-CAGEY before!"
>>658791427
Nothing. Keep on walking. SInks won't be posted.
Who wants to play tornado frog with me while we wait?
>>658791887
i do
YOu start
>>658791957
Ok
/3@-\
Rebbit
>>658791887
>Who wants to play tornado frog with me while we wait?
>I missed trips by just one eight
>I am a pianomancer
>hold me closer
>tiny dancer
Been here for years looks like business as usual to me.
>>658781849
hmmmmmm sir?
>>658781849
lmao nope
>>658792161
For more or fewer years than have passed since this black guy on craigslist sold this car out from under me after he promised to sell it to me?
the only cancer here is all the pedos
they need to be cut out with a knife
or you can all go to your whatever it's called website so the fbi can round you all up like cattle
>>658782621
you total fucking idiot
>>658782720
nothing lasts forever anon
>>658792377
DUBS GET
>>658782475
>not knowing what an IP address is
>>658793004
I think they started releasing it on vinyl for all them liberal hipster commiefags
I'm in.
>>658782475
mchan is just 4chan with CP you fucking faggot.
>>658793211
It's RAINING DOUBLES AT MATTRESS BOSS THIS WEEKEND ONLY
>>658783533
he mistyped "raiding" you heathen fuck.
Felt like this place turned to shit ha k when the whole Boxy bullshit stared and it's done nothing but plummeted downhill since. Also, SO MICH gayness, holy fuck. They say one in ten people are gay, but 7 in 10 threads on /b/ are about faggotry, and don't tell me trannies aren't about being gay, you faggots. And I don't mind teh gays, but give it a fucking rest once in a while you cock loving nancies.
>>658793579
I thought he meant razing as in burning down buildings.
>>658793615
OH NANCY BOY, COME TO
Z͟͝҉̯̭͉͈̬̩̯̹̪̯̰̬̼̳A̴̡̲͙͖͉̳̻̻̲̤̦̪͖L̨͔̲̻̬̞̤͈͓͇͇͙̜̼̳̘͞G̸̨̮̫͍͓͚̗͚̖̟͈̠͎͕͟ͅͅͅO̵̡̼̦̝̬̼̟̪̫̯̜̞̪̼͉͟͜͡!҉͔̣͈͚͚͞ͅ
>>658781849
There has been a drop of quality but its to be expected. Also it felt better because i was younger and it was new to me.
Nothing to save, plus other boards are entertaining still.
> just go to 8ch newfags
>>658781849
FUCK
M
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CHAN
>>658781849
I see this every summer and winter. Whoever this middle schooler is they are clever.
I wish you a fucking christmas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiFTE1V84AA
Do you understand MOTHERFUCKER!!!???