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Ruin a date in 5 words /b/

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Ruin a date in 5 words /b/
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Sorry, but i have aids
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>>658507637

"Ever watch My Little Pony?"
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>>658507637
Kylo Ren killed Han Solo.
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>>658507637
Is your friend ashley single?
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>>658507637
"Here's my anime collection"
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I live with my parents
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I shit post on 4chan
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Honestly, I'm gonna rape you.
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>>658507818
this
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Can I eat your shit?
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Hey, do you like memes?
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You wanna see my Tumblr?
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My dick is three inches.
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I will rekt ya cunt
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I thought you were Jewish
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Could you crush my balls?
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my existence alone ruins the date
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Can you fuck my ass?
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Suck my fat cock bitch
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>when is the due date?
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I will fuck our daughter.
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I dislike drugs and alcohol
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Do you believe in reptilians?
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hey touch my boner lol
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I was born a female
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When will the drugs work?
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>>658507637
Please sit on my face
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I will rape your mom.
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I wish you were Hitler
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No roasties ,please get toasty
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>>658507637
Can you get this please?
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So... you'll get the tab?
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I'm a Men's Rights Activist
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my name is chris hashemi
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Will you split the bill?
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I don't have a car
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>>658508657
>>658508633
I was first faggots.

>>658508595
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Your nose looks phimosis
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You can't stump the Trump
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>>658507637
"I live with my mom"

Saved up alot of GBP!

I hope they have tendies
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>>658507637
Your tits are on 4chan.
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>>658508814
Yes I'm sure you were to the first to discover the hilarious hypocrisy that woman want to be treated as equals but want men to pay for everything. Bravo.
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Hi Do you like furries?
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So, when's your sister coming?
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I like fucking little kids.
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>>658508814
And it wasn't funny any of those times. Congratulations.
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Sometimes Jews inflate that number
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I have literally no friends.
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"I have a micro penis"
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wanna go to the range?
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>>658507637

My god it's so itchy
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My penis is 5 inches
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Yo, let's bust a freestyle
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Of corse I own fedoras!
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Hello miss, i am black
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>>658507637
Did you shit your pants?
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>>658507637
My name is faggot op
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I'm not at least six feet
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The light stays off tonight.
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"I banged your mom yesterday."
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nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
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I like to browse 4chan
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shit my pants.

rofl

no words necessary.
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Its just a prank bro
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Do you like rape play?
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My booty smell bad lady
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I really really like PINGAS
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i love muslims and niggers
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Only stupid people think that
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Can you pay the bill?
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>>658507637
I can not count past five
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You remind me of mother
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You smell like horse shit.
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do you like rape bitch?
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>>658507637
We should do this again
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>>658507637
Hi ... ..... ........... ....
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I really like this picture
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"sniffs air"

that fish or your pussy?
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>>658507637
I dont like you anymore
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>>658507818
Underrated post
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I hope you like anime
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are you always a bitch
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I really like this image
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Can I lick your feet?
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Sex or split the bill?
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Do you leik mud kipz?
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Which hole do you prefer?
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Kill son or nuke boston
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give me a brutal anal
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>>658507637
i really believe in feminism
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I'm going to use some of this when I go on a date
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I like anime and manga.
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Hi I am Anon.
(only 4 words needed to ruin a date)
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You will be my sacrifice
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This is my mother, Carol.
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What are those, A Cups?
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Do you spit or swallow?
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I am your future regret
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>>658507637
"Can I taste your anus?"
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>>658509070
That's more than five words
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>>658507637
Pregnant or just fat?
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I love you. Marry us.
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"I can't count"
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>>658511214
wow, im gonna use this in the future.
10/10
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Do you know about battletoads?
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I don't support Donald Trump
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>>658511836
that sounds like it's going to make the date go better.
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"not so loud, mom's sleeping."
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But being rich is hard
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You think this looks infected?
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>>658512250
>implying women don't support Hilary
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I don't have an anus.
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How big is your feminine penis?
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>>658507637
I STILL LOVE MY EX
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We should get married faggot
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my dog make big cum
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>>658512427
Only the single moms
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>>658507637

I forgot to bring roophies.
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>>658507637
Mind if I call mommy?
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I am a filthy Jew
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>>658509944
I can't count to five.
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>>658508441
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>>658508363
Kek'd.
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>>658507818
>>658508379
>>658508463
>>658508550
>>658509734
>>658513311

>kek'd
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>>658507637
>>658507637
blow me for $10?
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you have pretty sucking lips!
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>>658507637
Theres Tylenol in your wine
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I want to have sex
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>>658510917
Same fag
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>>658507637
Hitler did nothing wrong... NIGGERS
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Hitler didn't do anything wrong
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I have a fighting cock.
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>>658507637
how big is your penis?
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Memes are my entire life
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This is now Spiderman thread.
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>>658507637
Do you have a sister?
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>>658507637
I like to fuck children
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Im gonna wear your skin
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>>658507637
Bet you were real sexy when you were in elementary school.
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>>658507637
Do you like scat porn?
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We should split the bill
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h...h..hh...h..hey.....
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Not quite blonde, are you?
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>>658515685
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>>658507637
"I'm an employed white man."
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BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO
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>>658507637
the carpet match the drapes?
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>>658515849

...but when she's into it, you know you're in for a good time.
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You smell like my grandma
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>>658516305
holy shit that made me kek so hard
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mARBLECAKE and THE GAME, BITCH
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I got my period today
>femanon mode
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>>658516384
top kek m8
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ever been on 4chan? no?
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I listen to phish, CONSTANTLY
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