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What's the sluttiest thing your gf has ever done ?

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What's the sluttiest thing your gf has ever done ?
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>>657932766
kissed me on the mouth

shit was SO cash
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Fucked a 57yo when she was 19
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>>657932918
greentext?
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>>657932766
girl in college I use to bang..we would get hammered drunk on the weekends, she once blew me at a frat party while many watched..also use to let me fuck her in the ass, when I finished she would pull my dick out and proceed to clean things up with her mouth..she had a gapping fart box, you could slide right in, no lube.needed
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>>657932918
Wtf man
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Let me blow my load in her ass and then put her underwear on and bought me a hotdog from 7/11
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>>657932766
pretended she is retarded and gave me a handjob in a public cafe.
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>>657933338
I know she is pretty slutty, we broke up shortly after that though.
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gave me a blowjob in a hotel hot tub while I fingered her ass. she dove underwater and held her breath.
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>>657932766

she existed
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>>657933576
solid!
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>>657933585
lmao true
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>>657932918
pics + timestamp or it didn't happen
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>>657932766
>never had a gf
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Probably pegging me.
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Make a threesome with a scort and me. I banged both and cum in their mouths
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>>657932766
>Would get her dog lick her clit all the time when she was 9-15
>had a sexual experience with her female cousin when she was 12
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My wife leaves our windows open when she's naked even though she knows neighbor and teen aged son can see her
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>>657933174
>be spagetti
>at Denny's for dad's wake
>covered in Paul Newman's tomato sauce
>wearing my Lighting McQueen Bib
>grandma comes by
>"I'm sorry anon"
>throw my faeces at her
>Shake the table and tell grandma I want to fuck her
>claim her as girl friend
>jump on her back
>rub face on her lips until head chef whacks me with a rolling pin
>best day of my life
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>>657932918
What a whore
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>>657934137
Wtf did I just read
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>>657932766

This one time we were at the elementary school we went to, and hans solo is killed by his son
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had sex on a elementary school playground with my ex gf, we were both 20 back then
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>>657932766
Throw away a 3 year relation ship to fuck some stupid unemployed mick for 2 weeks and expected me to take her dumb slut ass back after she realized a guy with no job and no degree could do shit for her
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>>657932766
She banged over 25 guys
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Foursome with me, a bro and his girlfriend.

[spoiler]she isn't even 18yo yet[/spoiler]
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fucked her and came on her face on chaturbate
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>>657934329
who is hans solo?
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I make her go out with no panties on, and have her flash men in restaurants. It's great fun.
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sluttiest thing my ex did was have sex with me
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>>657935445
He used to be hans double, but his twin got killed.
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>>657932918
Dude, what are you gay? Don't tell me you touched her vagina too.
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>>657934536
pi is an irrational number it cant be represented with a fraction you fucking retard
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>>657934536
Im proud of you anon
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The sluttiest thing she did was having consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of recreation.
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>>657935792
It's a multiplication of a sum faggot
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>>657933166

Those rich kikes....
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>>657933955
So you're Evan, huh?
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GF often goes to the gym not wearing any panties with seethru leggins.

loves to try out clothes with the curtain not closed fully.

doesnt wear underwear to the club.

loves to spend all night at the dancefloor grinding other girls.

got fingred and licked by a girl in the back of the cab while driving home from the club.

sold her panties online but deliverd them irl.

pretty much awsome stuf.

Pic is related
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Other people.
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Standing next to the car in a festival parking lot, broad daylight, she dropped panties and bent over the back seat through the open door and said "I can't wait to get camp set up so just fuck me here" literally crowds of people walking by the other side of the car.
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Left me and then started fucking my best friend the day after. They more than likely fooled around behind my back too.
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>>657936369
Pic or it didn't happen
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When visiting Amsterdam, she paid me a hooker and waited for me in a coffee shop,
the thing was, I'm super allergic to weed, so she chose the girl for me.
It was 5 pm.
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outdoor sex
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>>657933203
>>657933585
That fuckin whore
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>>657937516

My wife has bought hookers for me in the past, usually when she has to pull a double at work.
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>>657934327
>greentext of that guy kissing his gf
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Not my gf but some older women I met at a bar
>waiting at the bar for a drink
>waiting next to some woman
>buys me a shot and chat for a while
>her 4 friends ready to leave later
>gets my number
>tells me to come to their hotel room way across town
>contemplating going or not
>gf just cheated on me and feelin pretty shitty lately (yes we broke up)
>fuck it I'll go hang out
>show up and she loads me up with more booze in the hotel room
>I fuck her in front of all of her friends ad the watch and comment, one girls finger banging herself while I hit it doggie
>blow my load in her face in front of all her friends
>say bye and leave

I didn't even know her name
She still snap chats me masturbating and shit
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>>657932766
>we fucked the first date. I got her out of her dress in 5 1/2 hours
>we fucked 7 times on our first date (pictured)
>She walks around naked all day when home
>She only ever swallows
>anytime i drive she reached over and rubs my cock
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>>657938192
Where did you find this unicorn?
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>>657932766
she let me cum in her ass
had sex together in a WW2 bunker
swallowed my cum
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>>657932918
You sick fuck
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Gets licked out by her dog often.
Fantasizes about her 12 year old and 17 year old female cousins.
Made out with the same cousins when they were 9 and 14.
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>>657938192
that's a fucking keeper you got there
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>>657938617
moar!!!
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>>657933955
Princess
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>>657938472

After a while I eventually learn her name She has a kid and just separated from her husband
>comes to town again wants to hook up
>I go out to a new hotel and she's with her one friend
>immediately start fucking as soon as the door closes
>friend laughs and texts pretending like we're not there
>she walks up with her friend and pulls her shirt off and goes down on her and I sit there watching like a retard
>go to hit it again give mom her first orgasm
>fuck her ass for her first time
>then fuck friend
>the mom swallows my load and I stay the night
>leave next morning
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>>657935792
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>>657933955
Wait I've seen this one before... Hmmm
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>>657938472
Why do you not still hit that?
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>>657938768
>Where did you find this unicorn?

She's my fourth wife so it took a lot of searching.
We met on a BDSM site.
Turns out I a Dom and she's sub.
Turns out we live in the same town (15K pop).
When we finally meet up, turns out I already new
her casually (waitress at her mom's Korean restaurant).
After we start dating, I help her find her bi-side.
Get her a job as a bartender at a stripclub.
Bang lots of strippers with wife for a couple of years.
Wife gets new job, lots of hours, gets me a pro on occasion.
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>be me
>trying to convince bi-curious gf to have a 3some for ~5 years
>finally find a girl
>she arranges everything
>meetup in the mall, go to the motel
>they make out while I "hide" in the bathroom (she was a bit shy)
>I get in
>intercourse occurs for everyone
>about to bust my nut
>remove penor from gf
>stick in other girl
>gf finds hot, the three of us cum while they kiss

Could have been better, but I definitly recomend it. Shit was cash
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>>657932766
honestly? letting me fuck her raw after the first hour of meeting her.

she says she's never done that before, but I have no way to know that.
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>>657938966
This one's been before over here
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We're not to crazy. The sluttiest thing my wife has really done is giving me road head and fucking in a library (nobody else was there).

I had an ex who I fucked in the kitchen with my roommate in the very next room. If he had just walked a couple of feet, he would have caught us. She ended up cheating on me though.
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>>657938986
>for fun once she blew me and started humming different songs while she sucked and made me guess what she's humming
>She blows me when I'm on the phone
>talks about wanting to eat a girls pussy all the time for the first time.
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>>657939258

>comes into town again
>a different friend come with her
>drink and what not
>mom starts sucking my dick at the hotel while friend was in the bathroom
>comes out and goes right to bed
>mom starts riding me
>friend who was flicking the bean from first night rolls over and watches
>pulls her tits out and finger bangs again
>mom going to town, loud as shit
>friend comes over and is standing right next to me and I grope them fake ass titties
>friend pulls mom off my dick and start blowing me
>into missionary I plow friend after putting condom on
> first time I don't use a condom on the mom
>mom sits on friends face
>friend cums and goes back to bed
>me and the mom laughing and chatting while we fuck
>for some reason we go fuck in the hall under a security camera
>come back in the room and she takes a piss
>friend rolls over looks at me and I jump on her and we're fucking again
>mom comes out and laughs then watches and baits
>go back to fucking mom after probably 5 min
>friend rolls over to sleep again
>blow my load on her friend
>not sleeping turns and looks up like wtf
>mom laughs
> I leave
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Sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
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>>657938966
Goddess
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>>657932766
peepee in jayjay
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Ate my cum off the floor while I had her leashed up to the bed in a set of Harley Quinn lingerie.
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fuck, idk where to start. I guess the most sluttest is she had sex w/ 4 guys and another girl, I guess youd call it an orgy or a mmmmff. and its common knowledge in our circle of friends :/
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>>657932766

blow jobs during xbox marathons? sex in a theater? road head? hand jobs in public?
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>>657939782
I got a gf, an 18yo from my work, 5 foot 90lbs hot as fuck
Were broken up now and the mom moved closer and I've been thinking about asking if she wants to hang out again
But honestly she and her friends were not all that hot physically but they weren't fat, just mom's with some mileage on their bodies
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Gave me a handie under the table at her parents 20th anniversary dinner
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>>657940720
I'm not the best green texter but thats was the hottest sluttiest sex I've ever had. Only three ways I've had to date
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>>657940799
WHAT THE FUCK?
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>>657941356
You hit the jackpot you lucky fuck

Well done anon
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>>657940720
These are starting to sound fake.
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>>657939945

A couple of times I'd have a fwb of ours over for some play and wife wasn't interested so she'd sit on the floor next to us playing XBox. Not slutty really but fun nonetheless.
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>>657940799
> forgetting "with God watching over us"

faggot
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>>657933404
personally I find the purchase of a 7/11 hotdog the sluttiest part of this story.
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>>657941538
I was piss drunk and it was 3 years ago
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>>657940243
She told my man Charlie Sheen the same thing sorry dude...
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>>657941606
Yeah I never knew anyone brave enough to buy them
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I had a girl who loved to fuck while talking on the phone to her parents.
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>>657941564
does god watch when you have sex o_0
ew thats creepy what a perv
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When she was 18 she was at a frat party and let some guy talk her into sucking his cock. He came super quick and she wasn't expecting it so spat it out and was so pissed she stormed out of the frat house. Apparently he didn't hit her back up for a few weeks.

I also fucked her with a random guy from Craigslist. He put his hand on her throat while fucking her missionary and then sprayed all over her face.

Pic semi related- it's her
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>>657941797
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>>657940877

What a keeper.
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Girlfriend has sex with about 12 other women.

Ex-girlfriend I mean.
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>>657932766
Threw up on my cock and proceeded to lick / suck it off
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>>657934137
I'm so confused I don't know if you're serious.
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She's not my gf, but we talk or whatever. Prior to this we had only kissed, once. This was the night I lost my virginity
>Go to friend's party
>Girl shows up with her friends
>Almost immediately start making out with her
>Drunkenly stumble back to dorm room, begin stages of sex
>Boner is on Defcon 5, ready to go
>I take off her shirt, "Anon we shouldnt do this, it could be bad"
>Proceed to fingerbang the shit out of her
>"Are you sure you wanna do this?" I ask, while my fingers are pounding at the speed of light into her damp cave
"Mhmmm yes"
>Peepee in vagoo
>Don't bust because of the rum in my dick
>We stop and clean up, she starts crying and leaves
>Don't know what the fuck I did
>Whole next day, didn't talk. Eventually went over it the next night.
>She told me she felt so bad about having sex with me that she fucked some other guy the next morning.
>Straightfaced for a solid 2 minutes trying to comprehend what the fuck she just told me

The only reason I still talk to her is I can't help but be happy when she's around and it fucking kills me. She's no good for me. I'm having feels and it's only 1 in the afternoon, fuck
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>>657932766
Let me piss on her
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Fingered herself with a butt plug up her ass on chaturbate
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>>657941767
>I had a girl who loved to fuck while talking on the phone to her parents.

I did this with my wife. Had her tied spread-eagle on the bed, put the phone up to her ear with a pillow and went down on her during the entire conversation.
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>>be at strip club with all my mates
>>my gf is there because she is the Cool girlfriend of the group
>>only non stripper girl in a full house
>>mates off getting lap dances and my gf and I are just hanging out near the stage
>>Stripper comes and grabs me and gfs hands and pulls us to our feet
>>3 of us dancing having fun
>>pulls us on stage
>>still dancing having fun
>>after a while stripper starts to separate me from gf
>>now just stripper and gf dancing me watching
>>look out too see crowd all eyes on the stage
>>stripper dancing with hands above her head
>>gf follows her lead.
>>Stripper rips her shirt and bra off over her head in one motion and hurls it out into the now Cheering crowd.
>>gf looks shocked (she is the only one)
>>stripper is rubbing and kissing her bare tits.
>>stripper leads her off the stage (another stipper leads me off as well)
>>stripper takes her for a lap around the room for everyone to get a good look or cop a feel.
>>ends up back next to me still topless
>>never got her shirt back
>>never got her bra back
>>stripper gave her some spare shirt to go home in
>>we fucked like animals when we got home.
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>>657941885
>I also fucked her with a random guy
>wut
Are you getting cucked by your gf or something?
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>>657942167
well I think she is she just has a past but so what
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>be 18
>at some party with gf (now ex gf)
>go home to hers after drunk as fuck
>parents aren't home
>proceed to fuck everywhere in the house
>back to bedroom
>fucking her missionary to keep the good faith
>pull my dick out and make her suck it while she's still lying down
>starts sucking my balls
>goes further and starts licking my asshole
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>make her keep going
>licked my asshole all night
>fast forward 2 years
>see her out with her new boyfriend
>lol at his mouth touching the tongue that licked my asshole

would highly recommend
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Sluttiest thing she's done
>Be me
>This week
>The Sith is Han solo son
>He kills solo
>Luke is only seen at the end of the movie
>the girl becomes a jedi and master of the force
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>>657942173

My wife is up to 20, all with me. Fun times.
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Fucked her un a parking lot. Came in her face and we took a walk im a mall with my load on her face
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>>657942488

>Mom, what's the wackiest thing you've ever done?
>-Well, little Billy, this one time I let four guys fuck me in every hole while I ate out and fingered another girl
>Gee whiz, that sure is something!
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>>657942312
I... don't understand her thought process.

Why did she feel bad having sex with you? And why would fucking someone else make it better?
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>>657942312
Here's how this will play out.

You'll stay in contact on and off for years. She'll hook up with you enthusiastically for a day or two, then go back to her boyfriend.

He'll eventually dump her for cheating on him with you, and she'll go on some slut rampage with other cocks till she finds her main bf again.

The cycle will continue until you get sick of her running to you for a reason to break up with her bf. You cut her off entirely. But will keep seeing her and whatever faggot she's with this time. You'll move across the state, across the country, but she'll keep popping up like bad penny.

Enjoy.
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>>657934137
Tried to hard
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She gave me a blowjob in a public park in front of some teenagers, it was getting dark though.
We used to fuck in public places all the time when we started dating. Those were the days.
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>>657942456

Nah i arranged everything, get turned on double teaming her
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>>657942456
That's not what being cucked means.
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>>657932766

Explain why you have 2 copies of the same picture ..
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>>657942312
>We stop and clean up
Continuing physical contact (ie cuddling, petting) after sex keeps both people from feeling "used".

>she felt so bad about having sex with me that she fucked some other guy the next morning
Or she could just be fucking crazy. Who knows?
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>>657935473
"men" or "me"
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Sucked my dick on a public bench near some apartment building and b-cuz we didn't had any paper towels she swallowed
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>>657942312

Cut her out of your life. Why?
>she fucked some other guy the next morning.

Here's why.
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>>657938617
wheres she from? (origin country her or her family)
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Stuffed her with my cock and peed in her vagina. We were wondering if it would feel like a huge semen load.
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>>657943950
that is weird af
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>>657943354
>being autistic enough to delete the 1 off the end of a file if it was already on there
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>>657943950

What was the result? Except for her leaking your piss
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>>657943950
What did it feel like
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>>657943857
American, Moms from the Philippines Dad's American Jewish
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I made her suck off a hung black guy when she was 18 though she was willing. Pic related.
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My friend and I tag teamed his girlfriend pretty hard right before he dumped her.
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>>657940701
> for the first time

That landwhale hasnt told you about playing with other girls when she was younger yet?
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had a 3some with gf and her 18 yo niece
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>>657936369
I see women in dressing rooms not pulling curtain closed all the way and putting their ass toward the opening. I knew they did this shit on purpose.

A few weeks ago I took my kid clothes shopping (she is 12) and there was a woman (about 28-30) in the dressing room next to my kid showing her snatch through the opening. I didn't say anything, and didn't make a spectacle of watching, but I did watch.

I fucking knew that shit was on purpose.
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>>657941395
welcome newfag.
schools out for christmas is it?
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>>657940863
You are a true neckbeard
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>>657935445
He means handjob solo
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>>657933793
Faggot
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>>657942987
>but it's okay honey, we all have a past!
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>>657935792
But it can be represented as an infinite sum of rationals.
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GF goes to strip club with lots of friends, guys and girls. One guy pays to get her a lap dace. Slow night at club, so stripper and GF start kissing, leads to GF sucking stripper's tits. Stripper takes off GF's top and plays with her tits- GF's body is like OP photo. Both Stripper and GF are naked at table on the club floor, sucking tits and fingering each other. GF cums, stripper goes back to work, and everyone thanks guy who paid for lapdance for what became a memorable night. GF sat naked and panting for a long time after that.
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>>657933988
Address?
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Made me anal fuck her for the first time behind the sheets on a trip while i was playing halo 4 with 3 of my friends and she was pretending to be asleep also fingering my ass she was like 17 i think
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>>657943950
My girl wants to try this.
I didn't even bring it up or know where she got this from.
>bitch what porn have you been watching?!
>yeah, porn...
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>Sucked me off in a thai restaurant parking lot.
>I'm in a wheelchair.
>We then had dinner at said restaurant.
>Loved knowing she had the taste of cum in her mouth while she ate pad thai.
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>>657944824
I've seen this too. Ended up finger banging some random chick in a dressing stall while waiting for my niece. Barely spoke two words to each other. She definitely had a wedding ring on too.
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>>657943011
WOMEN!!
That's why.
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>>657933413
HOT
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>>657942455
hot as fuck. got any pics of her?
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>>657945405
How do you feel about that?
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>>657943950
I was fucking my ex-wife once and said I needed a break to pee (we had been drinking) she told me to pee inside her, so I did.

Then she got mad I peed in her.

BTW: your dick deflates when you urinate.
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>>657945206

>I mean, I once watched a porno of two girls having sex with a guy
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Gave me a handjob in the gotten with my little sister in with us and I came. Feltgood.pdf
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>>657934137
kek never stop anon
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>>657945856
Wasn't there to see it, but got the story from everyone who was, including her. Pissed I missed it- not sure how I feel about everyone she knows having seen her naked and cumming. Think about it sometimes when I need fap material, but the thought alone does not get me going.
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My fuck-friend once told me the following.
>Just had sex
>Put our clothes on
>Casual talking and shit
>"Anon, if you ever get a GF you gotta promise me that we will still meet and fuck"
That was the day I realized I was not too shabby in the sack.

Likely that we'll try anal soon.
GF < FF !
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>>657942647
I do that too
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>>657945856
not proud
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>>657933731
Nice meme
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>>657944855
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>>657945497
You don't know where your mom lives?
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>>657946777

Don't you wonder why she doesn't want you to be her boyfriend?
Don't you wonder if your personality is just so bad that this girl that desires you physically despises the actual you?
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>>657932766
idk never had one.
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>>657945836
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My girlfriend has admitted to having sex with her brother and his girlfriend on multiple occasions.

It apparently started out with a drunken dare of my gf and her brothers gf kissing. Ended up with my gf watching then have sex while masturbating. Happened again and they ended up eating each other out. Happened again with an agreement that he could watch but not touch. He apparently got behind her and started fucking her during though and she didn't stop him. It apparently went on like that for about six months.
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>>657941797
God knows all. he knows and sees everyone masturbating.
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>>657946996
I mean do you consider it cheating? Were you there?
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>>657947237
Nice.
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>>657938617
Looks like girlversion of filthyfrank
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>>657933166
>>657933203
>>657933404
>>657933413
>>657933955
>>657936369
>>657938472
>>657938966
>>657943950

anon-kun, dis is twisted shit
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>>657942799
was torn between watching that movie or not. sounds like it's shit. thanks for saving me the money.
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>>657934137
This is what I come here for.
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>pic related
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>>657947421
see
>>657946675

And yes, I consider it cheating. If we talked about it before it happened and I was there too it would be different. Not too upset about her and the stripper really, more unsure about how to feel with everyone watching it. Probably need to talk with her about everything some day.
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Dumped my gf, starting hanging out with her 4 months later. In that 4 month span she had fucked 20 other guys. Gave really good head though, but how can you not with all that practice?
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>Gave bj in a bush next to a busy road
>Fucked in a skijumping tower
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>>657947127
I don't want a relationship with her.
She's batshit crazy because she cant stand my jokes.
Last time we fucked I said 'So how much do you want for this?".
Her answer "I'M NOT A FUCKING PROSTITUTE" yada yada yada.
She can't take a joke for shit so I could never be together with her. Great sex though!
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>>657932766
I let my girlfriend play on omegle as long as she screen records it and sends it to me
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>>657933404
Romantic!
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>>657948079
bet she is a prostitute
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>>657947190
thanks, now one of her tits.
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>>657948361
Nah, she's just an autist.
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>>657948079

>I just asked how much I have to pay to put my dick inside of her, just like I would ask a hooker!
>Shit personality 0/10 would only recommend for free sex
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>>657948435
this
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Fucked my gf of the time in various public places.
Fucked in a waterpark three times during the visit. Fingered her in crowded public sauna. Had her give me a handjob in traffic jam. Finger fucked her when she was on phone with her father. Stormed in her room piss drunk when we had known for two days and fucked her sensless.

She was my flatmate

Not sure if she's a slut, but I feel like a manslut
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>>657948079
if that's your kind of humor you must be really handsome.
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Took money for an handjob. No that time we do not know each other
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>>657947917
How long ago did it happen? How have you already not talked to her about it? What was her reaction to it? Was she apologetic, or did she love it?
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GF gave me BJ before Christmas dinner at her family's house. We were upstairs so I could fix the family computer, she spun my chair around, popped out her tits, opened my pants, dropped to her knees, and started sucking. She swallowed it all. Hot as hell to think of her with cum breath all night as she mingled with her family.
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>>657934327
>>657942281
>>657946369
>>657947747
fucking newfags
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>>657948905
A couple years ago. She was all excited about it and told me about it like she was bragging. She told me right after it happened, heard the same story form everyone else who was there later on. She brought it up while we were about to fuck, so it just made things hotter and my rational brain did not have time to think about it until a long time after that. I've brought it up again a few times and she just blows it off like it was nothing. Finally had her retell the whole thing a few months back, but I was more in to getting her to have a threesome with another girl than worried about the others having seen her. Never had that threesome by the way. Come to think of it, we don't hang out with that group of people anymore either. Shit man, now you got me thinking again.
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>>657935098
That's a threesome
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She went on holiday with her best friend and they had a bet on who would sleep with the most guys while they were away and she won (this was before we were together ofc)
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>>657941885
Cuck fag
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>>657948435
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>>657942799
Man is this really what fucking happens
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>>657935658
kek
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>>657950226
How many in how long? This is important, anon.
As well, where? Are we talking Reykjavik, or Port-au-Prince?
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>>657950070
>4 people
>threesome
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>>657950547
Hate to break it to you man, but it's true, and that's just the tip of the iceberg of shit.
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>>657949626
Didn't mean to bring up an old fight.

I'm just having trouble thinking of what my own reaction would be in the same situation.
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>>657950276
tasty looking titties
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It was either flashing a room full of people, or fucking my in the front seat of her car
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>>657932766
Let me dig the shit out of her ass with my finger and wipe it on her, she got off big time on it too.

Cant wait to do it again
>>
>be 25
>hired an escort for me and a female friend
>it's a transsexual
>kinda old, 52
>me and Tran-Gran rotisserie the girl for like 2 hours
>accidentally came inside her ass
>tran gran stays for a beer
>all eating drinking
>drunk as shit
>rotisserie her again
>This time I came in her pussy
>she got preggo
>have a kid with her
Pic related, last summer
>tfw my kid is a result of a transsexual 3 way
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>>657951453
>>tfw my kid is a result of a transsexual 3 way

Prolly not something you want to share with your kid.
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>>657938969
A woman who won't throw STD's at you is a keeper
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>>657950864
9 in 2 weeks :(
they went to Magaluf
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>>657935792
Lol. How about Circumference/diameter dumbass.
>>
ate my ex-gf's pussy then let me cum in her mouth while her bf watched.
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>>657951307
It's cool. We live together and moved away from where that all happened. Small place where we live now, so that kind of thing isn't happening again any time soon. Still, it's a mind-fuck when I think about it all. She wasn't even drunk when that happened, said she just got turned on and caught up in it all.
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>>657944547
Story? And how hung is hung?
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>>657951907

>9 guys
>14 days

I think that if a woman actually wants to, she can get at least 2 guys a day.
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>>657938617
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>>657944547
moar?
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>>657951907
Could be worse. 9 separate guys, I'm assuming (and she's not counting how many different times she had sex)? I mean, she could've hit 9 in one massive orgy, if she'd really wanted. What'd her friend hit?
>>
>>657933413
"Pretended"
>>
Let me fuck her and her gf in the ass and then let me finish in her mouth while her gf ate her pussy.
>>
i don't consider this 'slutty' or whatever, but i filmed my gf and i fucking in a middle of the woods natural hot spring on xmas day, while some people watched.
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>>657952170
Pussies get sore after too much sex. It stops being enjoyable.
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>>657952170
yeah probably
>>657952528
>Could be worse
how exactly? I think her friend got 7
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>>657948642
Well thank you anon.
She says I look good quiet a lot of times.
She also like my butt for some reason e.e
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>>657952148
>>657952148

Well I met her in CC just after she turned 18. I am a bit older than her. I could tel she liked me and sat beside and we start talking, exchange numbers and she starts hanging out with me. She comes from a very conservative Christian family but I could tell she wanted to explore her wild side

One day a group of black boys are sitting behind us and she whispers to me that she likes black boys and that she wants to be a slut.

I kind of brushed it off, a mother or two later after we've been together for a short while now I started asking her if she wanted to try a black guy. It took a while to convince, I talked to a friend of mine, who was probably 24 at the time. And he was very hung, like pornstar hung, bigger than her face hung.

I have them both hanging out at my place and he is smooth talking her and rubbing on her, he pulls it out and her hands are trembling. He tells her to wrap her hands around and it and she does and she slowly goes down on him and sucks him off while I am fingering her from behind.
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>>657948465
I said it after we'd had the sex.
She tried to hit me with a fucking vacuum cleaner.
>>
>>657948361
Haha no she's not.
She's asian so your opinion is valid though.
>>
My now wife initiated sex between me, her, my female cousin, and my cousin's female friend when we were first dating. It's never happened again, but holy shit that was intense.
>>
>be me, this year
>casually fucking gf
>her phone rings
>it's her mom
>she picks up
>talks to her mother while I'm inside her
>I move my dick a lil bit while it's still inside her
>she lets out a moan, after that continues her conversation with her mom like nothing happened

I have other stories with her, should I post moar?
>>
>>657933468
kek
>>
>6 hr train ride to meet girlfriend
>she greets me off the train wearing trenchcoat
>takes me to her posh accountency firm in the city
>its late, but she knows the code to get in
>She wants me to fuck her up the ass bending her over her high class office desk
>of course I do.
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>>657952268
Probably a mole
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>>657953279
>>657944547

That is AVC!!
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>>657936510
god damn thats fkn hot
>>
>>657952868
Well, like >>657952170 said, she could've gotten higher. And, still, public orgy with video on the net would be worse, n'est-ce pas?
Still, those were committed girls.
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>>657953546
sort of did this
>fucking gf while living at home
>mom knocks on door and I stop while inside her
>mom opens door a crack and asks some question about dinner
>slowly start fucking gf again while answering mom
>gf had to bite her hand to keep from screaming out
>mom closes door and I unload in gf
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>>657953546
Yes
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>>657932766
>not existed
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>>657953968

It is what?
>>
One night my girl parked herself in a bar bathroom and was sucking the cock of whoever came in. She must have swallowed about 15 loads before calling it a night. I love when she does this, because when we get home, she wants to be used like a whore, and I oblige.
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>>657948451
Jealous.
>>
>>657953279
Nice. You didn't think of us, and get any pics/vids, eh?
She didn't freak out about him being so big, or anything? If he was really that big, that must've been challenging.
>>
>>657954523
She must have had sore lips
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>>657954561

She wouldn't have done it if I was recording it. Trust me I wanted to, badly.
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>>657954303
I suppose. i just dont like thinking about it but I cant help it sometimes
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>>657934600
At once?
>>
>>657954373
She knew.
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>>657932766
came home from work once to find my gf fucking herself with a cucumber. it was a relief, actually, i thought she was getting looser cos she was fucking a nigger
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>>657932766
This
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>>657953546
love when my bf does this.
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>>657954706
We've done this a lot. Its her jaw that hurts after a while. Although one guy fucked her face so hard he split her lip.
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>>657954561

Oh and to answer your question yeah, she was very nervous and shivering, though it wasn't cold haha. She had trouble getting it into her mouth and she said she swallowed half of his cum. I encouraged her to do so.
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>>657932766
>implying I have a girlfriend
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>>657954523
>when we get home, she wants to be used like a whore, and I get aids.
>>
happened before i started dating her
>gf goes to shore for senior week with another girl
>they decide they want a guy
>randomly pick one on boardwalk and ask him back to their room
>they take turns sucking him, but let him cum
>gf and friend decide to put on a show
>start sucking each other's tits
>end up 69ing
>finally let random guy cum all over both of their faces

she told me this story while i was eating her out for the first time
>>
>>657932766

Latest ex sucked me off in a McDonald's parking lot on the second date, I bought her a McChicken and a dollar ice cream cone.

2 weeks later she's wearing a dog collar and playing fetch with a dildo. Made her pant and bark like a dog, and then when I got bored I throat fucked her til she puked. Butt fucked her and blew my load in a bowl and made her lick it up.

She used to call her dad and brother and talk to them on the phone while I slow-fucked her in the ass.

We invited her friend over for a threesome, a girl with tits and ass that shes totally jealous of, and I tied my gf up and made her watch while I fucked the other girl's brains out for at least an hour. Came in her friend's pussy and all over her asshole and made her sit on my gf's face for a clean up while I made out with bigtits.

She was a nasty little ho. I dumped her for having such low self-esteem.
>>
antelope valley college

i see your girl imma try an hit that
>>
She was mad I wasn't giving her attention because I had work, so she took off her top and bra.

She's pretty good at drawing attention
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>>657955355

Really cute girl.

How is the body?
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