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Quads decide how I shave my cunt Hard mode; no reroll Now that

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Quads decide how I shave my cunt

Hard mode; no reroll

Now that I have your attention I will tell you my story. I broke the bridges with all my friends except you /b/ros. Im starting to get to know you better. As a long time lurker we had not much interchange but this is going to change. Before we get to you we have to dig deep and dwell in the past.

Also, if you have saturdays thread capped please share, I was too busy writing.


You can AMA I am openminded and kindhearted, allways trying to please everyone (at least in the interwebs) and I do much for the lulz. Shockingly I found out I match the histrionic personality disorder from scratch. But this is not who I am in the insides. This is just me suffering from my past and the pain that build up. And fears. Tons of. I wondered that you guys didn't got curious last time. I have very tense muscles and weak ones too. So i am overall fragile and a huge burden. Anyhow you guys made my day and some anons even had some spare goodies or some bucks for a /r/. I couldn't believe how kind you all where.

Greentext incomming
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show us your feet please
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>>657538767
rollin.

do u usually shave it a certain way?
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dont shave, let that shit grow
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>quads
You ask too much and offer too little
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I must roll on this
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>>657538767
>be me age 8
>mum has muenchhausen by proxy syndrome
Münchhausen is when you hurt yourself to get attention from docters
Münchhausen by proxy is when you hurt others to get attention from doctors
>bitch knew i was lactose intollerant but made me drink milk
>was ill as a child most of the times
>one day i wanted to visit my dad, she broke me my ankles with a chair
>"aint going nowhere HAH!"
fast forward 5 years
>mum dies due pancrias cancer, had to move to my dad in order to not get kidnapped by my mums family(they accused me of killing their daughter, giving her cancer because being a pain-in-the-ass-kid)
>dad lives with his ugly cunt gf which is 12 years older (he needed someone to clean and cook)
>this cunt would punish me whenever i got something because she was jelly
>grabbed my hair and pinched me like a kiddo
>at this point i was suffering from athritis, neurodermitis, fistula and motoric problems
>have problems with walking and backpain because damaged feet result in damaged hip n spine
>visit physiotherapy 1-2 times and then german healthcare tells me
we are not paying for more massages until you get 30, have some painkillers instead
>mfw i was 2 years on painkiller and got addicted
>mfw i quit it all and got insomnia (still ongoing)
later
>took me to a greek dentist someday, he says i got huge teeth and small pine and he gotta take some out in order to prevent others from breaking throu wrong
>i dont remember how often he injected anesthetics but i still felt everything
>pulled 4 teeth anyway
>oh this kid is a screamer, better hold her in place with the dental assistant
>bad eyesight, barely can see at night
>not even the muneyz for a decent pair of quality glasses which i would need due sitting all the day in front of the computer
>develop huge fears and start pissing in bucket because cant leave bed when dark
>see stuff moving in dark corners due bad eyesight. everything is grainy and wobbly.
>have problems going arround alone at night
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>>657539033
dubs just my luck
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>>657538767
I roll
Op where u from
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With your tits slapped red
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For fucks sake, fuck off you delusional cunt.
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>>657539026
if you had witnessed earlier threads you'd know dubs mean nothing in my breads. also last time i asked for trips which got outbeaten by quads noticed by trips so shhhhh

>>657538919
>>657538991
i do, its a full bush.
I cut it a little from time to time. Due my anemia wounds close really bad so shavong down is a pain in the ass
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>>657538767
Don't shave it, i love it hairy
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>>657539148
maybe a kind anon tells you, i wont because the thread then gets derailed by native lang. and this aint /int/
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>>657539085
awful crosspost by a munchhausen (not by proxy) twit in denial
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may we see your pussy?
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nazi crose 卐
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>>657538767
"Impregnate"
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I miss the times when this could get sage'd and someone would have probably doxx'd her by now.
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>>657539085
cont

fast forward to last year
>visit dentist because i have a dying tooth
>he asks if he can use this cold gel on it, say no
>he does it anyway
>i kick his ribs with my ellbow and get house ban
at this point i had no more fate in dentists
>be winter, same year
>me comming from christmass-brunch
>get massive pain in the arm on the way home, break down and sob like a brat
>decide to end it all and therefor changed my diet in order to cure my athritis
>mfw it worked and i have no pain from athritis anymore
>mfw i still am full of inflamation because damaged teeth, waste from the painkillers and bad nutrition till then
>mfw my salvia is more toxic than....idk something
>mfw i eat a bag of chips or anything salty i can put a timer on, pain comes in 20 minutes
be today
>can barely lie or walk or sit or anything, every position is uncomfortable
>was sleeping 16-20 h a day in order to not notice the pain
>sometimes cant sleep for 2-3 days(cant explain this, i just cant)
>am overall weak and not eyesight worthy
>hide a lot
>hide when people come over (live with bf)

So, and then there is his mother.... which drives me really crazy because she is so ruthless. tryes to get into the appartment and stuff. cont?


BTW last thread decided i am a dubs murderer for making them worthless
>pic related
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Wax it
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>>657539440
sorry what? you have muenchhausen and wont admit it or? sorry anon didnt get you

>>657539315
yeah nice

>>657539535
you may, but later

>>657539588
dont worry dude, im bloody hitler stache op. have my pube stach from last thread (that is what quads wished for)
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Cleane shaven
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small strip
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>>657539669
dox what mate? i aint socialized at all, my friends dont even know i exist anymore. with this behaviour you hinder kind anons having fun with a shrugged rotten lad.

>>657539833
OUCH so glad no quads
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Post your penis and butthole

no shave
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>>657539699
>hide when people come over (live with bf)
>bf
Does he know you're posting this attention seeking shit on /b/?
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>>657540033
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honestly thought these were the tits of a dude on hormones. don't
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Totally bald
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>>657539833
>>657539883
>>657539928
just noticed, this are real normy /r/'s. last time at least was funny, even if winrar didnt want a shaved cunt

>>657540073
i guess so, since i introduced him into docking and stuff and make him cringe all day. It's not like i can talk with him about my problems. My biggest problem after my non existing ability to move freely is his mum. I really can't stand her behaviour.

>>657540175
sorry dude to dissapoint you, just was very skinny as kiddo and puberty gone wrong.
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Seeing that this is the only way for you to gain attention, my advice is to fucking kill yourself and stop this cancer
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>>657540271
Why can't you stand her? It's not like I'm blaming her, you're obviously obnoxious, just wondering what about her is bothering you.
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>>657539996
damn close
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>>657540073
also, what is so bad about attention? I aint using WA, FB, KIK, any of this shit. just my steam. I took my last (gotta puke with this word) selfie idk 3-4 years ago, there is nothing attention worthy about me, i aint seeking it. I am seeking ideas, solutions and encouragement because i need to get up and work to be able to pay a treatment.
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I wanna see your hairy cunt the way it looks right now!!!
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>>657540271
not disappointed, just pointing out weird tits
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>>657540573
>there is nothing attention worthy about me, i aint seeking it.
>posts nudes and asks how to wax her pus while being in a relationship
If you want help, go to a therapist, you desperately need one.
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>>657540473
remade key without us knowing, tryed to get in, asks questions just to ignore the awsner, is manipulative and trys to get me into liking her shitty town she lives in and her shitty nigger bf with his nazi sons just so she can convince her son to move over. Anyhow, this is just a short prescription because i am abandoning this thread right now. There is no point in sharing >>657540595 with you ungreatfull brats. Once in a while there is a delviering OP and you guys hinder yourself from nice things in the world.
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>>657540756
nice nitpick, learn how to read faggot
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bald
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>>657540756
So what is being in a long term relationship has to do with me posting my cunt all over the internet? It's not like i can take virginity from you this way right?
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>>657540858
What do you mean once in a while? There are ( much better ) camwhore threads all the time. Not to mention /soc/ where most of /b/'s camwhores went and you know uh, all the porn online.
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Rolling for a swastika
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>>657540858
Wait, let us help.

So, what exactly can we help with? You need a place to crash? We may help. You need a way to make money? That, we know much of.

How do you need us?
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>>657540595
bump
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I AM THE DANKEST OF PEPES!!!!!!
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>>657541080
Just leave. ( You're not going to, you'll miss the virtual attention )
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win
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>>657541093
i didnt consider myself a camwhore since
>won't cam
>like doing weird stuff
>like talking about weirder stuff
>show off my pubes collection, smear blood all over me, etc etc.

I just thought /soc/ might not be ready for me but i can fuck off right away*POOF*
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Shave like vault boy from fallout 4 :]]
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>>657539699
Smoke weed errday faggot, the medicinal effects of it are through the roof
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>>657540271
you either need to learn how to talk about your issues with your boyfriend or leave him. Communication is key.

Quads, I say you shave his mums initials in your fuf'.
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>>657541261
Ehm, you must be pretty new here. Camwhore = just the term used for bitched who post nudes here, doesn't mean you have to fuck yourself on cam.
Not sure how the other shit you listed even relates to "not being a camwhore". You're doing a lot for someone who supposedly can't even move around without pain.
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show your fucking cunt already, or else fuck off
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>>657541344
>smoking
you what m8? its not like there are far better ways to consume pot than smoking (which i do, anyway a lot because i can sleep and focus better on more sleeping)

>>657541421
Its not like he doesnt know or we didnt talk about this stuff, he knows even more than what i stated here. every tiny glimbse. It's just his mom who doesnt take my condition serious and blames me for stressing him whilst in pain (like i choose to live in pain just to torture her son or something)

also your /r/ is very mean

>>657541492
yeah, sure dude. whatever pleases you. now fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck off.
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I am not feeling good after reading your story op ;-;
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>>657541777
trips have spoken the truth, goodbye /b/. thanks for preventing me from taking more timestamped pictures
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>>657539085
Your life is so fucked. Kilo yourself on camera.
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>>657541780
And here you still are. Kek, you're going to leave alright.
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>>657538767
I think i'm in love
>marry me OP
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>>657541892
>>657541852
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I AM THE HERO WE DESERVE
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>>657541945
Ask her boyfriend, maybe he's a cuck.
>>657541962
But still here replying.
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>>657541780
true enough m8, there are better ways of consuming said mary J.Smoking it is just the norm here but this is Africa so maybe we do it wrong
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>>657541780
point well made. Just be firm with him about his Mum but understand it's his mum and that is unconditional.
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Swastika
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WHERE ARE THESE FUCKING QUADS AT
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Knowing I live in the same country and you could live next door turns me on, that's a bit sad.
Also if quads, shave them so they spell MAX
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if this post is quads, OP needs to abandon this thread forever
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>>657538767
Fuck your quads. Trips.
Shave ass and around pussy. Leave the top.
No photos, film the whole thing and upload it.
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Do double dubs count?
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FEEEET?
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bby feet pls
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>>657539236
>>657539669
>>657540175
>>657540383
>>657541093
>>657541238
>>657541492
>>657541856
>>657541892
This is why we can't have nice things. I saw Hitler Stach Thread a few days earlier and besides that bumming story she granted tons of /b/'s desires and gags. Nobody capped this?
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>>657538767
shave 'syrup' into your pussy or intertwining around your butthole and pussy, depending on heritage

rollin d' quids
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OP is a faggot
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roll for svastika
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Don't shave for 5 years.
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rollllll
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Swastika sounds good
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shave a small b
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>>657542981
This>>657542981
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>>657538767
make a star you fag
cause you're a pussy
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Swastika roll
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Post pics of yur tits and nudes
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>>657539699
>assaulted someone because they put numbing gel in your mouth

Stories fake, no way they wouldn't book your ass.
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>>657543545
virgin fag autist detected
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i think op isnt here anymore
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>>657539273
Prove it is full bush, post pic. Also, if I get quads, grow out pits & leg hair too.
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>>657543718
White knight detected
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>>657538767
While listening to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKF4hobJl2A
And saying DENNIS FROM MOSCOW IS AMAZING GOD BLESS RUSSIA DEUS VULT
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beg
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>>657543697
dude i think this is no numbing gell, they put something cold on your tooth to see if it is alive

>>657543793
if i remember correctly op stated that there is not much shaving in general due bad healing
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TLDR stupid green text shave ANON<3 into your pubes
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>>657538767
Tree
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like this
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>>657538767
swassie
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Thin landing strip.
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>>657544000

so close
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>>657543793
not OP but from older thread
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>>657538767
"impregnate"
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>>657544077
>>657544044
why would you want to ruin this perfect puss?
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>>657543911
Hey, retard... She's posted about a hundred nudes in several threads.
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roll for swastika
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>>657544290
lol i have them all its far from hundred
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Bald or Swastika right now
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>>657544389
It's called hyperbole. look it up. we'll wait.
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swastika
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swastika roll get
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Burn them off love
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>>657539699
"Rewind to last year"
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>>657538767
Rolling for 5555!
Show full bush & grow out pits & leg hair.
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6666 bitches - shave a "D" letter in to the bush
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>>657544044
>>657544044
Just trim it to a heart shape
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>>657544848
4848 - not as bad as i tought it'll be
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Bowtie
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Lightning Bolt.
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One hair at a time, with tweezers.
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I want to eat that cunt...
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>>657539699
Liv?
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>>657545343
Dave?
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So after all this time this bread is still on top of the catalog? you must be kidding me

original OP reporting back in
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>>657538767
God u are hot
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>>657545343
>>657545418
cunts?
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>>657545506
Post pussy with timestamp bb
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shave normally
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Rolling for a cock
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>>657545585
So glad you didnt get quads.
SMILEY FACE!
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>>657545418
>>657545559
Both are accurate
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>>657545566
check your double dubs
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That's terrible, OP. Aside from your shit family, what is Deutschland like? My gf wants to move there.
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>>657539699
op you should see some kind of counselor, like you have a shitty life, but you need to take care of yourself, when you are older and men don´t want to look after you you will suffer.
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Rolling for dildo baggins
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>>657545861
I love your pussy lips. Any pics of you shaved?
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>>657545861
Be my gf
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>>657542981
Rolling for this
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>>657545880
I lived over my half life here and have just a few experiences with other countries (considered long term, at least half a year) and germany is by far the best now. But its the town that makes it special, not germany itself. Cant stand bavarian tho. Anything explicit you wanna know?

>>657545952
ikr? i know how to solve my problems, i just can't due healthinsurance not covering this
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ITT: op needs a reason 2 be a whore
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>>657545861
Shave it so that your goat head tattoo looks like it has a beard..... a bearded goat! That's the gist.
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>>657546201
I want to know about that tattoo?
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>>657546201
I am talking about when you hide from people etc. You need to learn to interact with people besides using your good looks.
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>>657546239
ITT: anons getting buthurt over themselves because they cant stand anything good happening to them
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>>657538767
OP you've had a hard life, my heart goes out to you. I would be your lesbian waifu any day
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>>657546341
>good
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>>657546294
Rawlin'
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Kk
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>>657546201
How prevalent is English? German has been fairly easy to learn so far, but still
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Tigerbalm or sommerhus Simula on cleanshaved pussy
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Shave /b/ into it
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its time for the swastika
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>>657538767
What's your kik? Wanna talk about this wuth you. I may be a /b/tard but I can't stand this crap. If you don't have kik, gimme your steam.
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>>657546294
Kek... do it OP
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>>657546294
ah that qutie stache. kids make me wanna puke tho

>>657546337
so you just assumed i use my looks because what?
>i dont shave
>i dont have a haircut
>dont give a fuck about what i wear anymore when i must go outside

it's not like i am social retarded, i was well known earlier in my life. i just cant stand this fake friendship and the directions our civilization is turning to.

>>657546439
much appreciate, much wow, take this pic related

>>657546548
besides dem turks not even speaking right german english is well known. But as a german learning english you have a lot of false friend i.e: become is etwas werden while bekommen is to get something. Also word spelling is often too similar so you fuck stuff up.

>>657546723 see
>>657540573
but wont give steam into this thread anyway
if you have to say something do it here, i have nothing to hide


>>657546304
ask
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>>657546920
it is not about wearing expensive clothes, it is about your sex appeal, you seem to be depending too much on one person. I tell you this cause you remind me of my mother, I am out have a nice life.
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>>657546337
i just dont like being with people, i like machines much more. "that people" dont appreciate me spending 40 days a year in 1 game and at least another 40 in various other
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>>657538767
Let us see that tattoo closer
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Put zippo fluid on pubes and set fire to your pubes. Then post pictures.
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>>657546920
I did ask, tell me the story of your tattoo?
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And I thought I was doing bad.
Way to go, OP. Godspeed you magnificent faggot
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>>657545861
can I get a better look of that tattoo?
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I hate society, I don't like to be around people, they make me nervous. Is there any way we could become friends? I would feel comfortable messaging you, we can relate in many ways.
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>>657547208
You dirty boy, I want to see it from 5 inches away ;)
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>>657538767
This was taken earlier today, not OP. Gonna need a real timestamp to believe. If this is really OP, what do you wish your boyfriend had on his body?
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>>657538767
make it say: Somalia or Lijababi
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Kek, here she is again.
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>>657539699
Smoke weed helps with pain night even notice it , most Likely make u feel better and happier
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Christmas Tree
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Menorah
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>>657547220
A Deutsche oven?
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Jew Star
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Shave it all...
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shave it into a perfect marriage ring
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burn your cunt hair off. quads get.
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Penis
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Landing strip.
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mohawk
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666
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fully shaven
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triangle confirmed
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>>657547717

this!
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>>657547331
Forever alone nigger
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>>657547093
wth what has my sex appeal to do with any of this. being a huge slut earlier in my life because daddy gave no attention and mummy the wrong kind resulted somehow in me gettting prudish over the years. never thought of me not having sex for a half year, this was quite impossible to imagine. but i catch up now and work back to my older sex drive.

>>657547283
there is none. x marks the spot, thats it. just obsessed with fully covered legs and stuff and this is my reminder to really cover it all.

>>657547331
counterproductiv

>>657547328
no, why?

>>657547401
can provide timestamp with GMT, but what do you mean my bf on his body? nothing he is fine.

>>657547552
i smoke weed regullary but atm the amount you get for your money is getting less and less. Also weed aint helping with tense neck, tense back and hurting hip while walking

>>657547634
i like this idea

>>657547460
and you came all the way to greet me? thats nice now fuck off? no?
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The last supper.
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>>657547699
Kek.... CHECK em OP!
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>>657542711
want moar
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>>657547799
wont do anything self harming

>>657547851
dubs mean nothing ITT

>>657547855
not me
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shape of a fish !
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>>657547819
can WE have a look at it then?
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>>657547819
Nope, I just forgot to close the tab and here you are doing exactly what I said you're going to. Now I'm going to stay and kek at your attention starved replies.
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Rollin for swastika
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>>657548000
dayum son
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>>657538767
Op shave it like the 4chan logo in honnor of us. Post results.
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shave cunt bald, cut off piece of labia, eat
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>>657547819
Well if you like to make sure things stay covered, then keep the hair, & grow out your pits & leg hair, then it will all be covered, & beautiful, you like your soul <3
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>>657547819
sock
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op got me rock hard more sexy pics pls
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>>657548000
okay thanks for reviving the thread, was kind of suprised when it didnt die while i went for breakfest. you did a great job anon watching this thread like a big boy <3

>>657548096
i dont shave because i have amnemia, small cuts can be life threatening for me

>>657548106
are you that dude i told to i want my bf getting a dick tattoo? you enlightent me that its a shitty idea and i dont want him ruining his 11/10 dick
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>>657545861
Nasty bitch absolutely disgusting god why did you had to do this i'm eating here
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>>657548341
Just do something with it and post
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your labia is fucking supreme tier
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>>657548416
>eating
>posting picture of a shit with a shit on its face

yeah right dude.
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>>657548341
I know English is your 18th language but you're the one who revived it with your replies.
Told you you can't go 10 minutes without posting about yourself!
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>>657538767
I wanna rail you and leave
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Kill yourself, attention seeking whore

you are the lowest scum of the society
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Shave it into a smiley face
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>>657538767
Tell me to cum but be demanding about it. Example; (Anon you blow that fucking load right know) But be sexy about love anon
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>>657548341
Bingo
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4chan logo, deliver
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reroll
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>>657546294
this
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>>657539853
Gauged ears.
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>>657548341
>amnemia
Amnemia? Anaemia? I have it too, quite a severe one and it's far from life threatening if I accidentally cut myself. Having read your "story", you just seem heavy on the hypochondria.
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>>657548341
I did not ask why you didn't shave, I told you to never shave <3
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Roll: SS lightning bolt
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>>657548341
Yea that's me lol I believe you now, that thread was dead as fuck. That, or this is my emo bi curious crush pretending to be OP. Seriously though, was he not cute af?
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>>657538767
Nice tits, would one night stand with/10
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>>657549051
fucking faggot bending over like a beta
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>>657546294
>filename
>tumblr
Go back to tumblr faggot
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>>657549287
For that hot hairy pussy, I will bend over like a Gamma, maybe even a delta, or an omega.
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>>657548616
wait lemme check
its been over 35 minutes in which i wasnt monitoring. but thanks for pointing out to me that you are a huge fag that cant enjoy nicer things in life.

>>657548995
huge mistake, so?

>>657549025
*cough* so if you lack red blood cells you transport less oxid therefore wounds heal badly. anyhow, you are right i am much afraid of being just a hypochonder and imagining all this but in the end it doesn't matter a bit. it's a fact that i have barely any musclestrenght and that i can barely walk, and on several x-rays taken its visible that my ankles are ruined ergo causing problems with spine and hip. you can ignore all the other stuff i have to carry around since this is the only thing hindering me from getting a life.
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>>657549415
hence why you'll never get none
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>>657548590
dude thats not shit
that is some kind of meat roll
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>>657549485
Oh, a double negative, that means I will get some ;)
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>>657538767
Shave it like a Hitler stash
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Feels bad for what you're going through. :(
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>>657549415
sorry for not posting more pics but this thread is shit compared to the one i had first, my "real first bread ever".

>>657549563
does it work this way in english?
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I have a request for you OP. please go somewhere else. If I’m not going to fuck you, I have no interest in looking at you. If I want to see naked chicks, I will look at porn where I get to pick women who perfectly match my fantasy. I don't have any interest in being teased by some fucked up histrionic cunt like you.
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Like an airplane
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>>657549460
Op I believe you'll deliver.. Check this>>657548785
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>>657549460
if you can't shave why are you asking how to shave your pussy?
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>>657549643
Yes, in proper English two negatives cancel each other out, making a positive.
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>>657549643
Why are you here so early / late
If you where here 5-6h earl8er you would get your "perfect bread"
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>>657548994
mods
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this thread is kill, op belongs to leddit and so its posters
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OP here, can we let this shit-tier thread die allready? you can try your luck again when this whining bitched are brought to bed by their mommies

>>657549645
post no tits: gtfo
posting tits: gtfo
therefor i just have to give a fuck about you guys.

>>657549690
why should i? there are anons out here much better into commanding, just check the thread.

>>657549742
because once in a while i do it anyway. if i said i cant do it ever then i lied. It's just a pain in the ass as statet earlier somewhere by me (i bet) because it wont stop bleading so fast and afterwords just hurts. This again doesnt mean i have to cut myself while donig so, i am very carefull and trimm it before and only shave with the hairgrowth not causing microtearing
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>>657545861
me rn ;;;))
XDDDDDD
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>>657539699
Ur a trap
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>>657549911
5-6 h earlier is 5-6 o'clock in the morning, i was here, tryed to thread and yeah. its all BS. i will never ever have so much fun stuff to deliver since my first post ever.

>>657550006
0 fucks given about leddit and 9fag

help me get this thread to autosage. every dubs get an pic from previous threads
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>>657550014
Before you leave can you post a closeup of your pussy lips?? They are so damn sexy.....
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>>657550264
wont take any oc because of /b/'s cancerious nature
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sage in all fields
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>>657550014
You're OP YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO DELIVER YOU SAID REQUEST... God damn it op never delivers I've been asking femanons for over a year be the first. Faggot
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>>657550491
sage in all fields2
>>657550509
i delivered in my first thread where anons where kinder. also no quads no cunt shaving. dumbfuck trynig to bend the rules. i heard on /soc/ there are a lot fems to try your luck with
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>>657548994
kill ureself my man

OP if you're reading this, you're disgusting so follow suit
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>>657550618
sage in all fields3
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>>657550670
sage in all fields4
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>>657550618
Do you have aby close up pic of the tatoo tho ?
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>>657550717
sage in all fields5
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>>657550745
sage in all fields6

>mfw 46 more
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I'll help you bump limit if you promise to not post for a week.
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>>657550618
What? All the boards are soc??? What are you talking about?
To make things simpler just tell me to fucking cum.
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>>657550810
with this deal im even better with just waiting it die
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>>657550890
sage in all fields7
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I grew up with a really romantic mind. Loved the idea of romance and caring about deeply, but somewhere along the way it just stopped feeling real.
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spangebeb poobz
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>>657550841
ask there
>>/soc/
wont granting your /r/ mister special snowflake
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I'm the kind of person who, when I really care about something, I try to understand the 'why' behind it. To do that I try as hard as I can to disprove it or get the exact opposite viewpoint that I can.
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>>657551039
sage in all fields8
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Brothers when did b change soc to b?
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>>657551056
sage in all fields9
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>>657551103

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
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Well, doing that made me think that the only reason for relationships is solely and entirely for reproduction. We don't give a shit about people and sexuality just seems like a very shallow, cruel thing for a conscious mind to have. It seems like something fit for other animals, but not us. We have minds, we might even have free will. We should be past this.
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>>657551103
who knows, anon told me to fuck off to soc for being "this new and not knowing camwhores belong there".
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sage in all fields1012034
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>>657551039
B use to be soc so what is soc? Confused. To explain in analyitcal form all boards were /soc? What soc are you talking about
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>>657551253
You truly have a brain defect and completely suck at reading comprehension.
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>>657550618
Quads are about to happen soon ;) .
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I call shenanigans!!
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But...I still like pretty girls...I still want to be in love and care about someone and feel like its okay to do so without feeling like I'm some terrible person for giving in to desires that seem so impersonal and robotic to me.
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>>657551351
who gives a fuck? wont deliver anyway
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I'm a really philosophical person I guess.

Also, every time I bring this up, no one ever gets what I mean. I feel so fucking alone sometimes. I wrack my mind around this every day, and I just feel so fucking lonely, like I'm the only person who cares enough to bother asking the hard questions.
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people are so stupid. hope your life gets better op with love from canada. also at night i recommen you just use a flash light shit helps me and my demons are pretty 'big' lel
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It'll not be quads but you should shave it all off, then replace it by drawing it on again with a permanent sharpie
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Everyone hopes aspies die. They are annoying pieces of shit. They engage in many of the same obnoxious behaviors as gays, except that gays actually have an excuse in that they have the brains of women.

Aspies have no such excuse except that they are unable to learn better. That is the reason they are unemployable and leech off their parents to support while they somehow think they are entitled to act like douchebags in public. It is kind of sickening.
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>>657551433
All women deliver eventually. If I put her full of enough semen, at the right time of the month, BAM! 9 months later, she will deliver!
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>>657551469
WTF it took me over 10 years not realizing this?!!!! will do if i ever caught myself not being able to move in dark areas

>>657551552
stop making me puke i hate kids
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>>657551465
no sir but after a certain point it just becoms a war.. like everything else nowadays youll find yourself battleing something... i recommend the simple path.
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>>657539085
First read the neurodermitis and immediately knew that you're German :D
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This whole thread
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>>657551592
But the puking usually only lasts for the first trimester ;)
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Ashkenazi Jewish Americans are the most powerful and influential ethnic group in America. Jewish Americans make up 2 percent of the U.S. population yet comprise 40 percent of U.S. billionaires. They make up 0.2 percent of the world population, but 54 percent of the world chess champions, 27 percent of the Nobel physics laureates and 31 percent of the medicine laureates. Jews have won more Nobel prizes than any other ethnicity. They have won 40 times more than should be expected of them based upon population statistics. 37 percent of the Academy Award-winning directors, 38 percent of those on a recent Business Week list of leading philanthropists, 51 percent of the Pulitzer Prize winners for non-fiction are Jewish. And though 9 percent of Americans believe there is no God (8% Catholic and 4% Protestant), 19 percent of American Jews believe God does not exist. And no, a Jew does not believe in Judaism by default. The word 'Jew' defines an ethno-religious group. Eighty-six percent of Jewish Americans opposed arresting non-violent marijuana smokers, compared to 61% for the population at large and 68% of all Democrats.People hate Jews because they're jealous, simple as that. They'll never admit it though, because it's denial. The worst insults they can come up with is their looks and "greed"? HA!
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"I'm a slut" on your cunt
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>>657551653
its called something different in english, right? silly me

>>657551676
my whole life

>>657551703
dude you are hilarious! i would piss my nonexisting pants of laughterbut i really cant stand kids. only thing making me cringe; female birth
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>>657544044
REKT
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>>657538767
Roll to fully shave that sasquatch of a cunt fro
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It is silly. Wanna know why? Internet relationships are bogus because it's just a bunch of text. You may get to know each other a bit that way, but actually fucking dating? You don't know this goddamn person.
You trick yourself into thinking they're 'one of a kind' because you take what you know about them, then gloss over the yawning blanks of what you don't know with assumptions that it's all awesome.
I'm just saiyan you need to meet someone and spend a decent amount of irl time with them before jumping off the fuckin deep end, because that's where you really get to know someone. Otherwise you're just deluding yourself.
Sure, if you don't meet them in real life they can't disappoint you and you can just keep on in your world of texts and chats, but that's just a pathetic line of thought.
The worst part is the denial you've all encased yourselves in, not just the poor sap I'm quoting.
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>>657551592
Rolling for quads, keep it hairy & grow out pits & leg hair!
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HERES SOME NEWS FOR YOU: the only people on /b/ are social retards who want to fit in somewhere. some of these retards are intellectually inclined and some of them are total idiots that just spam with memes. NO EXCEPTIONS. Any normal human being would never even think about coming to /b/ let alone 4chan. Get over yourself you faggots and vote for moot. there will always be "cancer" and there will always be newfags. moot winning this poll will not increase the flow of newfags or cancer.
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I feel sorry for you however putting that piece of shit you call a greentext makes you an attention seeking whore in my book

If this gets quads, fuck off
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>>657551845
You just cringe because it could possibly kill you due to blood loss.
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rolling for some reason
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roll for shave all body hair
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You wear your condition like a badge of pride, or flaunt it like a fresh new ice cream cone.
You're broken. You weren't created correctly, you're flawed.
If you were a machine, you would have never passed quality control.
This is not something to be happy or proud of, or to have fun with - this is something that you must fix, either through meds, or lobotomies, and by all means, sterilization so you can't produce any more seriously flawed mental cases.
More than likely your family is flawed, and passed on the imperfections, and you yourself if you ever reproduce will do that same if you do not sterilize yourself.
Don't adopt, because you will just fuck up a kids life with your behavior and condition. Don't date, you'll mar an otherwise mentally stable person.
Leave society, travel to some place where you can be truly alone. Don't make others suffer your condition.
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"I'm a slave" beneath your nave
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>>657552220
>>657552223
so close
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>>657552223
Including head & eye brows
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>>657552220
so close
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>>657552055
You're contradicting yourself. "Any normal human being would never even think about coming to /b/ let alone 4chan". The ambergris is real with this one.
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>>657552075
so getting feels of my chest is a nono because i am a women? will keep this in mind. finally anybody tells me, just makes me wonder why my first post lasted 3 breads

>>657552248
will do, thanks for adv
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Quads and you quit being a fag and start turning your life around. See chiro about back and neck pain. Also rolling for /b shaved into pubes.
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>>657552331
Because guys are lonely.
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rolling for shave. no one wants to eat that
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Yeah, because we're the only species that really has relationships that aren't purely dependent on survival of our species because we outgrew that when we developed brains and freewill. So bringing up animals in an argument about human sexuality is really poopy AND silly.
Yeah, it really is. It's just like the animal suicide thing. Some people claim that because some animals take actions that lead to their death they're suicidal.

It shows a complete lack of understanding of the difference between the animal mind and the human mind. Humans are the only creatures capable of homosexuality and suicide.

People focus too much on the physical acts without understand that the only thing that matters in the discussion is the mind.
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>>657552248
That's harsh but I agree with you

Oh yeah op why won't you put a pic of yourself in every post so you can be identified easily? This thread is a clusterfuck because of that
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>>657552399
if you would read only half the green you would now that healthcare aint paying for a combination of movement therapie, physio and psycho and they just give me painkillers to which i got addicted as a kiddo

>>657552412
same, so not allowed to sit together and talk a while?
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roll for shave pussy then stream yourself eating the disgusting pubes yourself
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>>657552537
will keep in mind next time, good adv
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>>657551845
well, it's just a different disease in English. But it exists
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lichen_simplex_chronicus#/media/File:Lichen_simplex_chronicus_2.jpg
that's the English "neurodermitis"
Th German Neurodermitis is an atopic eczema or atopic dermatitis in English. (Atopisches Ekzem is the medical term for neurodermitis in Germany as well)
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>>657552557
I wish, but everyone knows there are no girls on the internet.
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>>657552537
It's nice that you agree with me but I'm basically just spamming posts from 2009 to help kill this thread. ( and that was a fucking awesome post at that )
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What do you want to talk about op? Let's really dig deep into that befuddled mind of yours, shall we?
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>>657552680
true that, was a huge help. anyhow, its not like you aren't right (with the last part about reproduction.) i shaer this thought. anyhow, stating i wear it as a badge is...eh off the place.
BREAD IS KILL THANKS TO ALL
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>>657538767
shave it then go out in public somewhere and throw your pubic hair at people while yelling ALLAHU AKBAR
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s
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CIA
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>>657552911
fucking terrorists I hope you and your family gets killed by a freedom drone
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>>657552331
Its not feels you are getting of your chest. Feels are supposed to make you tear up and make you feel something inside (that's why its called feels)

But all you are doing is posting your conditions without any evidence of you trying to fix it. I also get the vibe of you trying to somehow "stand out" by making this thread

if I haven't made it clear enough, your greentexts were horrible
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>>657552895
Admiral Akbar!
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>>657552977
I hope you Americans get killed by your freedom fries.
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>>657538767
rollin...
shave it bare with a dull butterknife
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>>657552895
That'd be hilarious.
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>>657553093
How about if a Trap did that while shouting "Admiral Akbar!"
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