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Dan Schneider is a god among men. Thanks for all the faps, Dan

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Dan Schneider is a god among men. Thanks for all the faps, Dan the man with a plan.
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???
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>>656599022
>>656599022

MOOOAR
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bump for icarly feet
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>>656601654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KIOZ6sNYwg
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>>656598495
FUCK DAN
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>>656602481
kek
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>>656602481

miranda girl has bigfoot style feet.
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>>656602856
yure kidding you son of a bitch?

they re perfect
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>that veiled feetjob
bravo Dan!!
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>>656602856
Just perfection. That's the best feetselfie ever.
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dan is a goddamned genius
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>>656603564
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>>656603700
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She was a cutie in her prime. Shame Dan killed her soul.
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>>656603913
prob molested her seeing how hes kind of a pederass
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>>656603973
wish I could pet her ass
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>>656603564
oh my gosh i want to lick her butthole and fuck her so good
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>>656603973
>pederass
wait? are the "girls" dan hires actually boys?
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>>656604011
She has a cute, so perfectly pale ass.
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>>656604323
Real?
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>>656603973
in all seriousness that would suck
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>>656604395
dunno... I just want to believe. But it was great thread anyway.
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>>656604756
Was it some leaked shit?
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Disney hires some sexy girls
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>>656604973
> Disney
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>>656604973
This is cartoon network, idiot
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>>656604973
indeed they do. These chicks are on Nickelodeon though
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Dan "large hymen collider' Schneider
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b who is this?
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how pissed was ariana grande when Victoria justice entered the show? Made her look like an ugly monkey in comparison
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>the ghost of USC kek
That thread at /tv/ was GOAT. Really hot and wild shit. To this day I believe all of it.
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>>656605271

wow that overacting..
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>>656605276
Shit, id still try to fuck ariana if
I was on that set
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>>656603564
why does that have the swedish flag on it?
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>>656604973
nickelodeon....
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>>656605271
G Homunculus or some shit
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>>656605276
It seems to have worked out ok for her
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>>656605271
a child, you sick fuck
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>>656603913
Yeah what happened to her? Her face looks so...dead now
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>>656605491
as i recall it was some sketchy cream they ordered online.
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>>656605276
What do you mean when Victoria Justice entered the show? She was always on the show from the beginning. It was literally called VICTORIOUS....
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>>656605733

cant believe u actually watch it...
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Dan the man with a plan to get us all v&
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>>656605770
how to get the webms without watching it?
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>>656605491
Well there's really only two possibilities here as I see it. Either the product is from Sweden, or, or.... Patriarchy.
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>>656605813
He knows how to pick some sexy jailbait
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>>656605893

a hero, ty sir
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dan schneider and his huge foot fetish, love this guy
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>>656606077
You think dan got to cum on their faces?
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Emily was on a couple episodes of iCarly.
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>>656606189
Dreamed crushed
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>>656606189
>>656606301
soo..I'm gonna need the full video...yeah
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>>656606270
i bet he fucked all of them and cum on her feet
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>>656605670
She is dead inside after being a sex toy at her kids show for years. People joke and post memes about it, but she is actually a coked out slut at college. And you know, too much brutal sex and drugs is a beauty and soul killing. Poor thing actually. I feel sorry for her. Fucking Hollywood destroy everything.
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>>656606482
Hey, if thats what it takes for them to be a star..bet they didnt mind
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>>656606382
just some light lesbo action, nothing really, move on
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>>656606633
>light lesbo action
>with ariana grande
>nothing really
yeah...no
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>friendly reminder Miranda cucked Dan with the entire football team of her college
Your hero is a max cuck, fags. Just deal with it; she had the last laugh.
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>>656606382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuG0OM4i3-o

Emily is a model she gets naked all the time. had amazing fappening leaks too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwHKjlxERu0
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>>656606787
Thanks anon
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>>656606786
>implying he hadn't already tossed her aside like a used cumrag and moved on to some fresh new JB
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>>656606301
She was also one of the girls that were in that stupid music video with pharrel and that other guy that everyone was screaming sexism at. I forgot the name.
it was like " I know you want it but you're a good girl" or some shit
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>>656606879
yeah Blurred lines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwT6DZCQi9k
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>>656606482
>>656606611
>$180,000 per episode
>+100 episodes
Cosgrove was like a super high paid scort. What actress wouldn't jump at that chance? She is rich af.
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>>656606786
Does he really fuck these hot young things?
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>>656607027
yes he did.
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>>656606306
>>656607027
No, its just fat neckbeards in this thread giving themselves false hope that they will get some young sexy whore one day
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>>656607123
proof?
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>>656607027
according to the internet yes. and we never get anything wrong so you know it's true
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>>656607123
What a lucky fat fuck
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>>656606786
whats his name again?
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>>656607248
his name is Robert Paulson
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>>656607027
no, I dont know when this meme started, I visited the Nick studios back in the 2000's and I met Dan, he was a pretty cool guy
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>>656607375
Shat Mcfeely?
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>>656607248
Dan "Hold her tighter, this one's a fighter" Schneider
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>>656607248
Rob schneider
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>>656607450
kek, tard.
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>>656607248
Pan "bust an egg" glider...
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>>656607450
Don't ruin this for me!
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>>656607450
>I met Dan once
>I know everything about his
are you retarded, dude?
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How could dan resist?
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>>656607248
Dan "Leave the biter, this one's tighter" Schneider
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>>656607709
he dont want her tits, only her feet in his face and on his dick
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>>656605271
It's Lily from How I met your Mother.
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>>656606879
Nice try. We both know you know exactly what you're talking about here, kid.
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>>656607816
Shiiit id make them swallow
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>>656607248
Dan "The Diddler" Schneider
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AIYBs7Ipv4
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>>656607514
10/10
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>>656607248
heres a couple.
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>>656598495
Dan "Slide It Inside Her" Schneider
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>>656608072
You cant blame him for wanting those hot girls
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>>656607900
Dan "Bite the Pillow,I'm goin in dry" Schneider
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Dan Schneider is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed portman's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Dan able to force it past the knob, and portman moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Dans throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..

i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
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>>656607248
Dan "Deserves a Miter" Schneider
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>>656606786
>dat clenched fists
>dat smiles
>faces touching each other
His look screams: "she is mine forever". And she looks so happy too. I bet she misses Dan's insane depravity and kinkiness and has gangbangs in college for coke and molly and to fill the void left by Dan "living the /b/ dream" Schneider.
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>>656608048
havent laughed soo hard in a while thanks anon.
lost my shit @ "Please mister, slower" Schneider.
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>>656606873
Dan pls... jealous much because college jocks have their way with icarly, cuck?
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>>656608048
I always liked "Dick 'em Down" Dan Schneider
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>>656608316
i wish i could still laugh.
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Dan "do you want to be famous?" Schneider
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>>656607842
Kek
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>>656608744
It worked for them ;)
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Jokes aside, I envy him so much. He is my guilty role model.
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Is this show realy as fucked up as it seems?

I only know it from what is posted here, but the sexual innuendo seems intentional.
How can something like this even exist?
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>>656608851
Me too. He gets some sexy ones.
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Wonder how many times he came inside Miranda's DSLs.
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>>656604917
can someone do zoom and clean the pic? maybe there a nipple somewhere
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>>656608855
nah... icarly was so innocent. You are just projecting, Dan is a good man.
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>>656607514
My sidesssssss
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>>656609116
Im sure a lot to get that starring role
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>>656601654
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>>656609526
Where were these shows when I was a kid. Goddamn.
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>>656609454
there isn't. Isn't high quality enough but I'm also pretty sure nothing slips.
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Newfag here, who the fug is Dan??
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>>656609994
jk nvm
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>>656609994
The guy that gets to get all the hot young nickelodeon
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Remember that time when Dave Grohl spent $7000 to fuck her mm... I mean "for charity"?
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Ariana Grande is a baby faced gnome. That bitch would be average at best if she wasnt famous and rich as fuck.
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>>656610273
If I was rich id pay to feel her big lips on my cock
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>>656610405
Who not? Also, I will love to test her no gag reflex legend.
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>>656610532
She can probably take it. How do you think she got the job...
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>>656610532
The King of Pop is back?!?!?
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>>656610273
Remember that time he played with that satanic rock and roll outfit? It's all adding up
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>>656610532
Is she known to have no gag reflex?
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>>656605271
I'm ashamed that i know this but thats the set of jessie and her name is G Hannelius she has a main role in dog with a blog... someone kill me please
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>>656610532
>dat couch
So, she is hardworking at NBC. Dan will be so jealous.
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>>656607563
Wtf that kid has a spinal injury now
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Just look that disgusting and fat old man. Imagine his sausage fingers abusing her at her icarly years. Gross!! You gotta feel bad for her, I'm not sure having fame and money is worth it.
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>>656609929
there more dowblouse of miranda, do you have those? one its when she hit the dust from the pillow, the second when she try to catch one of the baby chicken......
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>>656611572
She just swallowed a few times. Im sure the money was worth it
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Look at the anguish in her eyes
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>>656607563
surprising they didn't clash heads. kids are generally terrible at balancing in those kind of situations. prolly gave the kid whiplash anyways, fucking idiots.
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>>656608851
Hnnggggg I cum Everytime
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>>656611850
Nah those eyes say it was worth it
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>>656605271
She has the most punchable and unattractive face I have ever seen ever. holy shit just her expressions make me curl up with rage for some reason.
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>>656611572
She's holding a tissue?
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>>656603730
You think Dan got to hit that?
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can someone turn those downblouse moments of miranda in webms?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmNJ6lAKepI
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>>656611688
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>>656605404
>implying Miranda herself don't make the ghost threads to feel slutty
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>>656613598
Damn did I miss the sluttyness?
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>>656598495
can anyone explain why miranda is called a ghost?
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>>656606786
What's with the Hover hand?
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>>656603784
I want to believe
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Figure this out and your prize will be.

The satisfaction of winning
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>>656614679
looks like he's holding a phone or something
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>>656614696
Believe brother it is legit
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>>656614696
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>>656614886
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>>656614679
>>656614773
nah, dan was holding a knife forcing her to take a pic with him. edited out with photoshop
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>>656614933
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Dan got to see those tits at a late night meeting
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>>656607248
>these hot young things?
John tron
I think he played in school of rock too
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>>656614155
>ANYONE?
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>>656613333
quads of rape
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>>656615596
it's a meme you dip
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>>656615909
She a nick girl?
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>>656616198
disney i think
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>>656614736
The answer is R for reverse.
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>>656614736
VAS IST DAS
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>>656616269
Well she is still hot
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>>656603913
kek she looks like Michael Jackson now
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>>656616810
I would let her have my dick in her mouth anyday
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>>656617015
to bad, you are not rich and respectful like Dan the Man with the evil Plan
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>>656617359
Right? those rich bastards have all the fun.. btw that vid legit?
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>>656612700
looks like she's crying
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>>656616429
>doesnt own a 6 speed
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>>656617492
Ofourse its not
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>>656617359
don't know. probably not. was in one of the fappning torrents. downloaded bunch of different versions i couold find just to collect all the goodies like McKayla, Dove Cameron, Fanning and all those bitches hard to find, and got this in one of the folders
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I love knowing these girls are sluts to get fame
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>>656613190
someone?
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>>656617782
Post fanning
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>>656617782
It looks like her but it's probably fake
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>>656606983
probably not 180.000 for the first episodes. but enough anyway
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>>656618738
also didn't saw anyone confirm this since it was leaked
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>tfw I will never see her naked
Miranda, pls. Post nude pics of you.
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>>656619035
>its her guise you can tell by how you cant see her face in any of the pics
kill yourself
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>>656618955
If I was Dan and could cum in that mouth id pay her
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>>656617359
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>>656619035
it came with this pic, and folder with mentioned pics you can reverse image search
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>>656603103
Who's this? Moar por favor
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Oh dan
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>>656614155
>She has been passed around at USC basket team. One legendary party, I tell you what.
>the team was having a get-together and decided to give her a call. A bit of alcohol and half a minute and she was pulling them one by one into a room. After two or three guys the others decided they didn't want to wait and just started nailing her right there. I heard that they suggested she call her friends but she didn't want to share.
>I don't think it was the whole team, but enough that she had her work cut out for her that night. But I hear she performed admirably.
>when it was over she was bone-white all over

That's the "ghost" legend at USC campus. I never see any proof though.
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>>656619456
it was nice of someone to include fake in the filename so we don't get confused
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>>656619329
moles aren't a match at all. Elles are bigger and darker
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>>656614991
>Shortly after I tweeted about certain pics of me being fake, I was facked with a serious violation of privacy.
lol'd so hard
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>>656611850
just imagine her nightmares. no wonder she is dead inside now.
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>>656619813
i didn't say it's 100% her but, it's making me think of it.
the phone and dress even more are the things making me suspicious. and she is know not to be a shy girl. she enjoys skimpy clothing
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>>656619998
That is the price of fame.. Having her on her knees must have been glorious!
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>>656620143
yeah I don't think the dress matches either. Elles has a darker red than the one on the floor. it's more pink
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>>656620143
...and likes wearing some see-through stuff too....
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>>656608185
is that a younger version of the girl from hardcore pawn?
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>>656619529
muh dick... I want to see it!!
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>>656620538
....and likes acting slutty in general.....
>>656620306
the brightness and coloring can change depending on the light in the room, or camer flash, but dont get me wrong i get it, it's probably a fake. i know that
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>>656620596
If this story is real it would be hot
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>>656620596
Jesus christ. I wish I was a slutty white chick so that I could experience this.
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>>656620189
yeah... Dan is so based if you ask me. He is living a dream life.
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>>656605491
Afghan semen.
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>>656620879
whats this from?
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>>656607248
Dan "the Jailbait King" Schneider
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>>656620879
I agree 100% he gets that sexy jailbait
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>>656621083
NYGAR
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>>656621083
NIGGER
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>>656619529
>she had her work cut out for her that night. But I hear she performed admirably.
Probably it's just a meme, but that looks so real. Shit!! I just need a little proof to believe.
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>>656598495
god damn,just imagine the Jimmy Savvile level of stories we will get when one of those sluts snaps or the news breaks.
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>>656620879
Wouldn't you have her come in the office to sit on your lap if you could?
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>>656621083
fuck off nigger
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>>656621176
I want to believe!
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>>656605410
dude, it's disney. The closest you'll get to reasonable acting on a kid's sitcom is Drake and Josh, and even then they were pretty over the top sometimes.
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>>656603973
whats a pederass
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>>656605650
She's like 16 or 17 though.
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>>656604917
you know, when u come at certain age, your body starts reacting and u need to satisfy your needs.
you feel funny and you don't know what it is, but it feels so nice. like a horny dog that can't stop humping.
>and DR.DAN can solve the problem
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>>656620189
With that mouth, I bet she gives the best head ever. Dan is so lucky bro
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>>656621559
She has use those lips for sure... she swallowed for him too I bet
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>>656621559
She has some real dick sucking lips...
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>>656621559
Where can i find more
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>>656607514
lost my shit
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>>656620577
fuck her fucking voice annoys me so much
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>>656622222

http://www.gotceleb.com/miranda-cosgrove-school-of-rock-broadway-opening-night-in-new-york-2015-12-07.html/miranda-cosgrove-school-of-rock-broadway-opening-night-12

Even when she smiles, her eyes are dead. It saddens me everytime.
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>>656622222
Is nobody gonna acknowledge the quints?
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>>656622222
cheeeeeeeecked
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I bet she loves a facial
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>>656622773
you can bet that
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>>656605670
its what happens when you don't quite make it out of your child gigs into major acting roles as an adult. Used up and thrown away, and they know every day that passes just makes it more likely that they'll just be sitting on their childhood earnings their whole live.

Maybe a proactiv commercial.
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>>656622222
you fucking bastard you stole my quints
>>656622221
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>>656603913

>dem pert tits

Would groom by giving her a career in showbiz.
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>>656622857
Fuck, she probably gave Dan that face a lot..so she could stay on the show
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>>656622222
that deserves a fappening leak at least, Miranda
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>>656623060
To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.
Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?
So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.
At least you've made it in Hollywood.


Miranda wrote that pasta probably. Hear she is a dorky nerd like us and a amazing storyteller.
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Hailee steinfeld raped in new movie the keeping room, i just see the movie
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>>656609526

A huge glass of Disney executive spunk?
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>>656623175
I'd love a fappening of her
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i'm to old to know these bitches
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>>656623298
Doesn't matter had sex(and fame)
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>>656622905
That's the way Hollywood works. There's a stigma around child actors. Nobody wants to hire them.
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>>656607514
Beer Can Dan
Danny Diapers
"Ass Man" Dan
Danny Daycare
Spread 'em Dan
Candy Man Dan
Family Man Dan
"Big Daddy" Dan
"Deepthroat" Dan
The Big Dick @ Nick
Open Wider Schneider
"Bend Over" Schneider
"Foot Soldier" Schneider
Dan "The Biter" Schneider
Dan "The Defiler" Schneider
Dan "The Initiator" Schneider
"Down South" Dan Schneider
Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider
Dan “She’s a Fighter” Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan “Deep Inside Her” Schneider
Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider
Dan “Likes ‘Em Tighter” Schneider
Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Dan “The Cheek Divider” Schneider
Dan “The Hymen Collider” Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "This One's a Bleeder" Schneider
Dan "The Pussy Annihilator" Schneider
Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider
Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider
Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider
Dan "I like 'em Small And Tan" Schneider
Dan "That Ass Could Be Redder" Schneider
Dan "But I Poop From There, Mister" Schneider
Dan "Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am" Schneider
Dan "We Got Ourselves A Screamer" Schneider
Best Man Dan "The Warmth Provider" Schneider
Dan "The Man With The Plan (to rape)" Schneider
Dan "Say Goodbye To Your Brown Eye" Schneider
Dan “If You Have A Daughter You Better Hide Her” Schneider
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>>656606301
Shame she's a SJW, so much potential
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>>656614736
The answer is '6'
not '6!' (6 factorial)
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>>656623298
>If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media
that's so sad... poor girls
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>>656623704
Can't fault the old guys wanting them so they can get a role.. I couldn't pass up that sexyness
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Can ANYONE stop "Beer Can" "Ass Man" "Candy Man" "Family Man" Dan "the Man in the Van with the Plan" Schneider?
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>>656604756
I remember that thread. I a=have it in PDF form
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>>656619366
she's 15
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>>656614736
>9gag
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Dan gets that sweet jailbait
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>>656623971
>there is always an obscure contract negotiation
>there is always the same talk: “if you don’t want to do it, you can go. Thousands of girls will kill to be you”
>there is always a fat old man
>there is always some doubt, but at last you always end fully naked, on your knees, sucking a disgusting old dick
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>>656624493
were there only 2 pictures?
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>>656624493
It was legit? Post more pics please.
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