Dan Schneider is a god among men. Thanks for all the faps, Dan the man with a plan.
Just perfection. That's the best feetselfie ever.
She was a cutie in her prime. Shame Dan killed her soul.
She has a cute, so perfectly pale ass.
dunno... I just want to believe. But it was great thread anyway.
>the ghost of USC kek
That thread at /tv/ was GOAT. Really hot and wild shit. To this day I believe all of it.
Emily was on a couple episodes of iCarly.
She is dead inside after being a sex toy at her kids show for years. People joke and post memes about it, but she is actually a coked out slut at college. And you know, too much brutal sex and drugs is a beauty and soul killing. Poor thing actually. I feel sorry for her. Fucking Hollywood destroy everything.
>friendly reminder Miranda cucked Dan with the entire football team of her college
Your hero is a max cuck, fags. Just deal with it; she had the last laugh.
She was also one of the girls that were in that stupid music video with pharrel and that other guy that everyone was screaming sexism at. I forgot the name.
it was like " I know you want it but you're a good girl" or some shit
Nice try. We both know you know exactly what you're talking about here, kid.
Dan "Bite the Pillow,I'm goin in dry" Schneider
Dan Schneider is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed portman's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Dan able to force it past the knob, and portman moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Dans throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
>dat clenched fists
>faces touching each other
His look screams: "she is mine forever". And she looks so happy too. I bet she misses Dan's insane depravity and kinkiness and has gangbangs in college for coke and molly and to fill the void left by Dan "living the /b/ dream" Schneider.
Jokes aside, I envy him so much. He is my guilty role model.
Wonder how many times he came inside Miranda's DSLs.
nah... icarly was so innocent. You are just projecting, Dan is a good man.
Remember that time when Dave Grohl spent $7000 to fuck her mm... I mean "for charity"?
Who not? Also, I will love to test her no gag reflex legend.
Just look that disgusting and fat old man. Imagine his sausage fingers abusing her at her icarly years. Gross!! You gotta feel bad for her, I'm not sure having fame and money is worth it.
Look at the anguish in her eyes
can anyone explain why miranda is called a ghost?
Figure this out and your prize will be.
The satisfaction of winning
to bad, you are not rich and respectful like Dan the Man with the evil Plan
don't know. probably not. was in one of the fappning torrents. downloaded bunch of different versions i couold find just to collect all the goodies like McKayla, Dove Cameron, Fanning and all those bitches hard to find, and got this in one of the folders
also didn't saw anyone confirm this since it was leaked
>tfw I will never see her naked
Miranda, pls. Post nude pics of you.
it came with this pic, and folder with mentioned pics you can reverse image search
>She has been passed around at USC basket team. One legendary party, I tell you what.
>the team was having a get-together and decided to give her a call. A bit of alcohol and half a minute and she was pulling them one by one into a room. After two or three guys the others decided they didn't want to wait and just started nailing her right there. I heard that they suggested she call her friends but she didn't want to share.
>I don't think it was the whole team, but enough that she had her work cut out for her that night. But I hear she performed admirably.
>when it was over she was bone-white all over
That's the "ghost" legend at USC campus. I never see any proof though.
just imagine her nightmares. no wonder she is dead inside now.
i didn't say it's 100% her but, it's making me think of it.
the phone and dress even more are the things making me suspicious. and she is know not to be a shy girl. she enjoys skimpy clothing
...and likes wearing some see-through stuff too....
is that a younger version of the girl from hardcore pawn?
....and likes acting slutty in general.....
the brightness and coloring can change depending on the light in the room, or camer flash, but dont get me wrong i get it, it's probably a fake. i know that
yeah... Dan is so based if you ask me. He is living a dream life.
>she had her work cut out for her that night. But I hear she performed admirably.
Probably it's just a meme, but that looks so real. Shit!! I just need a little proof to believe.
god damn,just imagine the Jimmy Savvile level of stories we will get when one of those sluts snaps or the news breaks.
you know, when u come at certain age, your body starts reacting and u need to satisfy your needs.
you feel funny and you don't know what it is, but it feels so nice. like a horny dog that can't stop humping.
>and DR.DAN can solve the problem
With that mouth, I bet she gives the best head ever. Dan is so lucky bro
Even when she smiles, her eyes are dead. It saddens me everytime.
its what happens when you don't quite make it out of your child gigs into major acting roles as an adult. Used up and thrown away, and they know every day that passes just makes it more likely that they'll just be sitting on their childhood earnings their whole live.
Maybe a proactiv commercial.
To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.
Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?
So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.
At least you've made it in Hollywood.
Miranda wrote that pasta probably. Hear she is a dorky nerd like us and a amazing storyteller.
That's the way Hollywood works. There's a stigma around child actors. Nobody wants to hire them.
Beer Can Dan
"Ass Man" Dan
Spread 'em Dan
Candy Man Dan
Family Man Dan
"Big Daddy" Dan
The Big Dick @ Nick
Open Wider Schneider
"Bend Over" Schneider
"Foot Soldier" Schneider
Dan "The Biter" Schneider
Dan "The Defiler" Schneider
Dan "The Initiator" Schneider
"Down South" Dan Schneider
Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider
Dan “She’s a Fighter” Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan “Deep Inside Her” Schneider
Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider
Dan “Likes ‘Em Tighter” Schneider
Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Dan “The Cheek Divider” Schneider
Dan “The Hymen Collider” Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "This One's a Bleeder" Schneider
Dan "The Pussy Annihilator" Schneider
Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider
Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider
Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider
Dan "I like 'em Small And Tan" Schneider
Dan "That Ass Could Be Redder" Schneider
Dan "But I Poop From There, Mister" Schneider
Dan "Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am" Schneider
Dan "We Got Ourselves A Screamer" Schneider
Best Man Dan "The Warmth Provider" Schneider
Dan "The Man With The Plan (to rape)" Schneider
Dan "Say Goodbye To Your Brown Eye" Schneider
Dan “If You Have A Daughter You Better Hide Her” Schneider
Can ANYONE stop "Beer Can" "Ass Man" "Candy Man" "Family Man" Dan "the Man in the Van with the Plan" Schneider?
>there is always an obscure contract negotiation
>there is always the same talk: “if you don’t want to do it, you can go. Thousands of girls will kill to be you”
>there is always a fat old man
>there is always some doubt, but at last you always end fully naked, on your knees, sucking a disgusting old dick