hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
>>656432369 what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch! I'll have you know I have a best friend called John and he hates every single one of you. You are pig, you are pig disgusting murderer and in this doggy dog world me and mach alis will humiliate you. AND I bet you never grew out of atheism
GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW. HOLDS UP BOLTER MY NAME IS SERGEANT ARGUS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF THE EMPEROR. FAREWELL.
You're a pedophile. Great. And probably a Muslim fag with the broken English and pig reference. God blow up your neighborhood you shit stain. May a billion feet tread upon thy face, you insipid disgrace to us, the human race.
Yeah, that's right. A gnostic atheist with an IQ of 162 on the WAIS-4 scale. I've received numerous invitations to Mensa, all of which I have declined. I was doing calculus when I was 12, and reading at a collegiate level when I was eight. I have a voluminous intellect and a flawless thought-process normally associated with the great thinkers of the past. They're already calling me the next Nikola Tesla. I'm working on a theory right now which is basically Einstein's Theory of Relativity, except expanded -- which would put me in line for a Nobel Prize. You've all allowed your minds to slip into idiocy by spending time on this message board, and I can see it every time I read a post here; the mark of a mind wasted. You were probably all gifted at one point, but you spend your entire days looking at dumb pictures of Japanese cartoons. You don't even have the spine to embrace your own culture.
What's worse is how all of you so confidently hide behind your veil of anonymity. It's because when you are inevitably met with crushing failure or embarrassment in one form or another, you can simply keep on posting and no one will be any the wiser that it was you. This results in you no longer striving for perfection, and instead settling into not a pattern of experimentation, but one of mediocrity.
I hate every one of you, and I have little doubt that if I ever met any of you in a debate I could smash your intellects beneath mine like a sledgehammer to a grape.
I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.
"How?" you ask. Well, apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.
"Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of Manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.
Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now, I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.
God, I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.
I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.
I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.
hi every1 i'm old!!!!!!! *holds up dubs* my name is anon but u can call me t3h aut1st cuckl0rd!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im a giant faggot!!!! that why i came here, 2 meet gay people like me *-*... im 18 years old (not underage i swear!!) i like to watch gay porn w/ my trap husband (i fuck him dayly but his not gay) its our favorite porn!!! bcuz its SOOOO gay!!!! hes not gay but he likes sissys so i came here to see more traps =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...oldays i hope 2 make alot of friends here to give me lots of cumm!!!!
MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein gay again *_* hehe...toodles!!!!!
FEDS!!! Fuck the mods, for they're pussies. And I have a 165 iq and mensa has never sought me out. You're very strange, which is just fine by me. Except for the pedophile aspect, and unfortunately, we must end you for that.
اسمي جون، وأنا أكره كل واحد منكم. جميع من أنت، والمتخلفين من الدهون، لا يفس الذين يقضون كل يومهم الثاني من النظر إلى الصور الحمار غبي. كنت كل شيء سيئ في العالم. بصراحة، لديها أي من أي وقت مضى كنت حصلت على أي جمل؟ أعني، واعتقد انها متعة يسخر من الناس بسبب انعدام الأمن الخاص، ولكن عليك اتخاذ كافة إلى مستوى جديد كليا. وهذا هو أسوأ حتى من يمرج إلى الصور في الفيسبوك.
لا يكون غريبا. مجرد ضرب لي مع افضل بالرصاص. أنا جميلة الكمال من ذلك بكثير. وكنت كابتن فريق كرة القدم، وكاتب في فريق كرة السلة بلدي. ما الرياضة لا تقوم به، وأخرى غير "جاك الخروج إلى الناس عارية مرسومة الياباني"؟ أنا أيضا الحصول مباشرة على هذا، ويكون لها صديقة ضجيجا الساخن (وقالت إنها مجرد فجر لي؛ شيت لذلك كان النقد). كنت كل مثليون جنسيا الذين يجب أن تقتل فقط أنفسكم. شكرا لإصغائكم.
الموافقة المسبقة عن علم ذات صلة: إنها لي والكلبة بلدي
My john is john, and i john every single john of you. John of you are John, john, no-jons, who spend every john of their john looking at stupid ass johns. You are everything john in this world. John, have john of you got any john? I mean, I jhon it's fun making fun of john because of your own john, but all you take to a whole new john. This is even worse than jerking john to pictures on john.
Dont be a john. Just john me with your john shot. I'm pretty much john. I was john of the football team, and john on my basketball team. What johns do you play, other than "john off to john drawn john people"? I also get straight johns, and have a banging hot john (She just john me; Shit was SO john). You are all john who should just john yourselves. Thanks for john
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