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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
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ok bitch
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This made me cringe
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fuckoff faggot
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>>656432443
>>656432445
>>656432528
Newfags not recognizing old as hell cringe
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That hair is an abomination.
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Oldfag detected
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>>656432620
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Seriously, why do anons even bait anymore?
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>>656432369
Rawwrrr xD!!1!
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>>656432369
Hello Katy I haven't seen you in a while.
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>>656432445
yeah...and then remembered that you're on the board that made boxxy
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>>656432369
>(im bi if u dont like it deal w/it)
kek
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>>656432620
This is so sad, this is like 10 years old and people still don't know that.
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>>656432369
its funny cause there are people out there like that, and its the worst
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i think she's hot
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Thanks OP, you've given me cancer. Really old cancer.
Like, ancient cancer.
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kek
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>>656434357
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What do you do?
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sometimes you just gotta shit the bed, i understand you, op
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Did somebody say CRINGE THREAD??
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This is absurd....... it's not 2008 weirdo creep. And you're not the feds, atleast I hope not... if so, come on boys who will you catch with that bait. Whoever you are, seek help.
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I know this is stale copypasta and all but i dont actually know the story behind it?

>inb4 go suck a cock newfag
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>>656435255
go suck a cock newfag
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>>656435255
>go suck a cock newfag

go suck a cock newfag

also, nice dubs
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>>656435325
Dipshit
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>>656432369
Pasta is old as shit itself
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shit b8 m8
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>>656432369
I honestly have not read this copy pasta in like 4 years, good job I guess anon.
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>>656432369
>something something copy pasta
>if anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
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>>656432369
what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch! I'll have you know I have a best friend called John and he hates every single one of you.
You are pig, you are pig disgusting murderer and in this doggy dog world me and mach alis will humiliate you.
AND I bet you never grew out of atheism
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GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW. HOLDS UP BOLTER MY NAME IS SERGEANT ARGUS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF THE EMPEROR. FAREWELL.

PRAISE THE EMPEROR

BATTLE BROTHER
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Omg this thread is so cringy, mainly because of all the newfags not recognising it. Not like me, cos im an oldfag. Am i right fellow oldfags? How cool are we?
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>>656432369
Wow, how long it takes u to find this one new friend?
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>>656434645
Punch.
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Copypasta thread?
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>>656432369
Do the kids even dress like this anymore? 1/10 old-ass bait
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>>656432369
Fucking kek!
This made my day OP, cheers
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ACK ACK ack-aaack: Ack ack ACK ACK ACK!!
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You're a pedophile. Great. And probably a Muslim fag with the broken English and pig reference. God blow up your neighborhood you shit stain. May a billion feet tread upon thy face, you insipid disgrace to us, the human race.
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You know what you're looking at?

Yeah, that's right. A gnostic atheist with an IQ of 162 on the WAIS-4 scale. I've received numerous invitations to Mensa, all of which I have declined. I was doing calculus when I was 12, and reading at a collegiate level when I was eight. I have a voluminous intellect and a flawless thought-process normally associated with the great thinkers of the past. They're already calling me the next Nikola Tesla. I'm working on a theory right now which is basically Einstein's Theory of Relativity, except expanded -- which would put me in line for a Nobel Prize. You've all allowed your minds to slip into idiocy by spending time on this message board, and I can see it every time I read a post here; the mark of a mind wasted. You were probably all gifted at one point, but you spend your entire days looking at dumb pictures of Japanese cartoons. You don't even have the spine to embrace your own culture.

What's worse is how all of you so confidently hide behind your veil of anonymity. It's because when you are inevitably met with crushing failure or embarrassment in one form or another, you can simply keep on posting and no one will be any the wiser that it was you. This results in you no longer striving for perfection, and instead settling into not a pattern of experimentation, but one of mediocrity.

I hate every one of you, and I have little doubt that if I ever met any of you in a debate I could smash your intellects beneath mine like a sledgehammer to a grape.
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>>656434645
laugh my fucking ass off
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I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.

"How?" you ask. Well, apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.

"Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of Manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.

Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now, I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.

God, I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.

I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.

I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.
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>>656436366
pretty gr8
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just lolz all over da place
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hi every1 i'm old!!!!!!! *holds up dubs* my name is anon but u can call me t3h aut1st cuckl0rd!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im a giant faggot!!!! that why i came here, 2 meet gay people like me *-*... im 18 years old (not underage i swear!!) i like to watch gay porn w/ my trap husband (i fuck him dayly but his not gay) its our favorite porn!!! bcuz its SOOOO gay!!!! hes not gay but he likes sissys so i came here to see more traps =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...oldays i hope 2 make alot of friends here to give me lots of cumm!!!!

MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein gay again *_* hehe...toodles!!!!!
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FEDS!!! Fuck the mods, for they're pussies. And I have a 165 iq and mensa has never sought me out. You're very strange, which is just fine by me. Except for the pedophile aspect, and unfortunately, we must end you for that.
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>>656432369
Gomenasai katyforku, my name is Ken-Sama...
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يا مثليون جنسيا،

اسمي جون، وأنا أكره كل واحد منكم. جميع من أنت، والمتخلفين من الدهون، لا يفس الذين يقضون كل يومهم الثاني من النظر إلى الصور الحمار غبي. كنت كل شيء سيئ في العالم. بصراحة، لديها أي من أي وقت مضى كنت حصلت على أي جمل؟ أعني، واعتقد انها متعة يسخر من الناس بسبب انعدام الأمن الخاص، ولكن عليك اتخاذ كافة إلى مستوى جديد كليا. وهذا هو أسوأ حتى من يمرج إلى الصور في الفيسبوك.

لا يكون غريبا. مجرد ضرب لي مع افضل بالرصاص. أنا جميلة الكمال من ذلك بكثير. وكنت كابتن فريق كرة القدم، وكاتب في فريق كرة السلة بلدي. ما الرياضة لا تقوم به، وأخرى غير "جاك الخروج إلى الناس عارية مرسومة الياباني"؟ أنا أيضا الحصول مباشرة على هذا، ويكون لها صديقة ضجيجا الساخن (وقالت إنها مجرد فجر لي؛ شيت لذلك كان النقد). كنت كل مثليون جنسيا الذين يجب أن تقتل فقط أنفسكم. شكرا لإصغائكم.

الموافقة المسبقة عن علم ذات صلة: إنها لي والكلبة بلدي
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5132904442

Call me love
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>>656432369
You better be careful with that hair, it's turkey season.
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>>656436064
The real question is not what the Emperor can do for you, but what you can do for Alpharius.
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>>656432369
oh this fuckin fake shit again... /b/ is full of tards
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>>656437553
no, wabbit season
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>>656437626
'Alpharius'? Seriously?
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I find this pasta really cute every time I read it.
If I met a girl my age that acted like this to some degree I'd probably fall for her
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>>656438409
But there are no bisexual 6 year olds.
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>>656438274
Who do you think is sitting on the golden throne?
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>>656438573
tell that to my nephew
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>>656432369
It takes a lot for a guy who regularly goes on /b/ cringe...but well done? Now I really want you to drink bleach and be an hero to us all.
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Post more old shit please, I'm shedding tears at the size of your mom's droplet melons.
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>>656436553
Pedophile/10, would call cops again
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>>656432775
My god its saitama
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>>656437452
Gtfo. This is America. We speak freedom here.
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>>656432369
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>>656432369

looks like its time for another genocide
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>>656439671
Tits or gtfo.
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Lurk Moar
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Hey Johns,

My john is john, and i john every single john of you. John of you are John, john, no-jons, who spend every john of their john looking at stupid ass johns. You are everything john in this world. John, have john of you got any john? I mean, I jhon it's fun making fun of john because of your own john, but all you take to a whole new john. This is even worse than jerking john to pictures on john.

Dont be a john. Just john me with your john shot. I'm pretty much john. I was john of the football team, and john on my basketball team. What johns do you play, other than "john off to john drawn john people"? I also get straight johns, and have a banging hot john (She just john me; Shit was SO john). You are all john who should just john yourselves. Thanks for john

John Related: It's John and my John
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>>656437751
duck season
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>>656434645
Lynch him. All them types of people deserve it.
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Old copy pasta is old
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>>656432369

YOU FOUND 13 YEAR ILD SNOOKI!!!!!!
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>>656432369
Do kids even know what Invader Zim is these days? Didn't that stop being a thing like ten years ago?
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>>656432369
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>>656440281
That is an atrocity dressed in skin.
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>>656440422
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>>656432369
>t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!!
hahahahahaahah
wtf ?
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