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Washington thread, 509 here

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Washington thread, 509 here
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509 bump. Yari
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Yari again, contr. For more.
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Spokane know Julia goldberg
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Bremerton here always lurking for some Kitsap win
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>>656431513
Have her nudes if someone knows her
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Got more. Someone contr.
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>>656431513
Name sounds familiar
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>>656431905
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>>656431897
Oh yea?
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>>656431430
New to Spokane, give me what you got
>just no hogs
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>>656431889
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this fucking wind though
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>>656431934
I got a weird feeling thats a dude. Something about that body
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>>656432278
It's been the same chick every time
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>>656432146
For real, I can't sleep because of the howling
>not as bad as the last one though
>looked like a war zone
>saw a dear at the bottom of the hill with a dangling jaw and a bone sticking out of his leg
>limping
>fucked my head up
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Anyone have Alicia from Tumwater?
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>>656432279
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I'll use a pic from earlier. Seattle
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Vancouverfag here. I sent pictures of my town to an Indonesian girl and she asked me if I lived in a village.
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>>656432664
Damn! Post more, I'm going to fap now
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>>656432639
Hey, wanna meet up and talk about 4chan stuff irl?
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>>656432782
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>>656432797
Nope
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>>656432639
hey kem
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>>656432570
anyone know her? she slutted around Seattle a bit
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>>656432855
Kem?
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Bump for more 509
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>>656432851
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
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>>656432639
>seattle
>not tacoma
absolutely fucking disgusting
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>>656433185
What can I say, life gets boring
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>>656433260
Meh
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anyone know a chick names odie in the 509 ellensburg?
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>>656433268
>Yeah, life goes one.

>Long after the thrill

>Of living is gone
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>tfw you'll never see someone you know in these theads
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More 509 eburg, tabitha
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>>656433580
>implying you would want to meet anyone in this thread
None of the girls are real, they're all just this guy >>656432797
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>>656432881
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>>656433688
Not everyone, would suck being him
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>>656433688
or me
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>>656433580
But there is always "someday it might happen" to keep me here.
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>>656433815
>you're literally a dog on the internet
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Lake stevens
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>>656433688
You're a jackass. I want to see the tits of girls I know.
>>656433901
Same. I just live in too small a city for this.
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>>656433806
No shirt, Shitlock

I found him in a faces of /b/ thread a while back but can't trace the image. I think it's legitimate. I think he's an actually /b/tard.

Not that I'm surprised.
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>>656434149
snapchat bro
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>>656434173
Neither would I be
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>>656434149
Where are you from?
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>>656434166
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>>656434264
Bremerton man. The problem is no one seems to post the slutty girls from there online.
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>>656433736
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>>656434423
There's a reason the navy guys stationed there call it Bummertown and the women that inhabit it Bremeloes.
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>>656434375
What's up with nipple piercings in washington? They're awesome, don't get me wrong, but I know 4 girls who have gotten them pierced before they graduated high school and those are just the ones who told me.

And I'm not exactly young Kurt Russell over here
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509
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>>656432676
Portlandfag here. You do live in a village. That's why you're Vantucky.
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>>656434720
Dude we live in Washington, it's boring as fuck up here. Why not do something somewhat thrill worthy
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>>656434680
I know that. The girls are sluts, but no one ever posts the nudes I know they take. Honestly them and Tacoma hoes should be involved in these threads.
>>656434890
>Dude we live in Washington, it's boring as fuck up here.
Bullshit. Seattle itself is fucking fun. The issue is the smaller places have nothing.
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More eburg, Sarah d.
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>>656434890
My friends do cocaine but eh, I'm a 118 cappamale. Wanna run away from our lives together? We can save up $10k, move to the Philippines and live like Gods.

You in?
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>>656435036
Seattle is the only part of the entire fucking state worth being called anything more than a town. And even then, it gets old once you've been through areas you can afford. Takes 2-3 visits.

The rest of the state, boring as all fucking hell.
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>>656435266
This I will confirm. Seattle eventually loses its shine and then it becomes dull and boring
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>>656435266
Not true. Tacoma has some things, as does Spokane. The problem you're talking about works for every place though.
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>>656435036
Look at this place. What the fuck am I supposed to do here? Woo internet m'ladies with my years of 4chan experience?

Fuck it, I'm joining the army. Maybe not the U.S. army, but I'll join someone's army.
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>>656435438
You take one step into Washington and you're in the middle of butt fuck nowhere.
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>>656435438
Which city/town? Some places are for country people.
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nothing i hate more then people who say they live in seattle, but dont. if your license doesnt say seattle you dont live in fucking seattle.
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Heres a Chuck from Covington
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>>656435768
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>>656435708
You're right. Why would I claim Seattle as home when I live in glorious Edmonds.
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>>656435879
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>>656435641
It's nice being able to visit Portland whenever I want without having to actually live there, though.

And fuck are Washington women hot. I just got back from California and I was actually pretty underwhelmed, with the exception of QT Chinese exchange weeaboos. However, Washington has a pretty steady supply of those.
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>>656435438
You trip balls, for like 70% of the year. The rest of it you sleep off and hope you don't get forgotten/eaten by wildlife.
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>>656435954
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>>656435427
Neither of those places have anything remotely interesting that other cities of the same (or even smaller) size would.

At the very least, Seattle gets new things in, being an international port city of high travel.
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>>656435960
It's kind of a shot in the dark. I visited Kennewick once, town in the middle of a desert, had a surprising amount of gorgeous girls around.
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>>656435708
Same thing with Portland. People will say they live here, and live in fucking Woodburn or way the fuck out in Hillsboro.

Sucks having a state where you're only known for one city lololololol
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>>656436026
I need to rewatch American Beauty and strive to transform myself like Lester does. I guess that attitude is what /fit/ is for
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>>656436307
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>>656435960
Ya, when I'm done at PSU I'm likely moving up to Vantucky area. Portland proper is a fucking nightmare to live in now, both in costs and sheer number of smug asshole hipsters.
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>>656436206
Start a religion, fuck all of them, disappear into a cloud of tax exempt $$$

It worked for Joseph Smith
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>>656436391
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>>656432639
That Pic and the other nude pic wouldn't of happened without me. You're welcome anons on earth.
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>>656436316
>I need to rewatch American Beauty and strive to transform myself like Lester does. I guess that attitude is what /fit/ is for
Or you can watch it tripping balls. Seriously, you've got some fantastic fucking shroom fields out there.
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>>656436481
What's up anon, you must have been in the other thread
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>>656436442
Just might
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>>656436552
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>>656436417
Portland is a hell of a good time to explore (especially the less urban parts) but I can't imagine how people live there. It's not as much of a novelty city as, say, Las Vegas but it's still pretty shallow.

Still, The Fubonn Market is godsend. I would live their if those spooks weren't so good at mall security.
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>>656431430
mmm, my favorite thread in 4chan as I live near Everett
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>>656436153
Alright man.
>>656436206
Too bad the navel bases aren't the same, but you can still find a few sexy sailors here.
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>>656436889
If only they could be but so long as you aren't suffering and got some goodies there.
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>>656436643
10/10 would cuddle and cry into
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>>656436556
>get stopped by cop
>car stinks of weed
>"You were going 30 in a 25 zone"
>"I'm gonna let you off with a warning"
>Cops here can't give less of a shit about marijuana

Okay, it's not all bad here
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>>656436745
Super fucking shallow, and it's not getting better with all the transplants (as I say being a former Californian that came up as a kid).

I really only live here because I'm good with the money I've got on loans for school, and I deal with roommates. If I had to work full time and attempt living on my own, my ass would end up in Gresham.

The entire rest of the fucking state is nowhere near as bad as this city, and all it's suburbs are just getting worse.
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>>656432676

Lived in The Couv for six long years. I feel your pain, brother.
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I fucking love WA girls
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>>656437333
>Being a worthless pothead
If only you people were killed on site.
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Bump for more burg and Yakima
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>>656431704
Moar!
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>>656437339
Maybe I've played too much Fallout 2 but Oregon bums me out. It's so desolate and uninhabited, and not in a cool "untamed wilderness" way.

It's like a sad heap where dreamless undesirables are thrown into go be forgotten by the world.

Also, fuck Klamath
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>>656437333
I've lost count of the number of times I've been high as fuck, car reeking of pot, and friends trying not to freak the fuck out, and cops never said fucking shit.

They know better, half the fucking police force here in Portland is medicinal. That and we're going to pass the sobriety tests, because lol function loss is for plebs.
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>>656437418
2/10 made me reply
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>>656437749
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>>656432782
Lol Deborah... Such a fucking slut
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>>656431704
Mmmmm Leigh... Give more
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>>656437339
Practically 80% of the wealth of the entire state might as well be Portland proper. The rest of the state is so fucking desolate because nobody wants to develop outside of it or Eugene/Salem (or Bend/Medford for S.Oregon), and the rest of it is still parks. And we don't even talk about Eastern Oregon. Might as well be fucking Idaho.

I completely agree, the state is incredibly lacking in a spread population. But being that I actually enjoy the occasional hike or camping trip, I'll take the green over the vast shithole that was Central California (where I grew up). At least Oregon isn't flat the entire time.
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>>656437611
It's true that you have to be 21 to legally smoke pot recreationally, but the enforcement of it's been so relaxed that cops basically don't give a fuck, so long as you aren't being a nigger
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Anyone from 360 shitralia or chehalis? It'd be nice to here from some homie g's.
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>>656437911
what anime is this
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Sexiest girl ive ever been with by far, incredible in bed.
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>>656437995
Was supposed to be a reply for>>656437585
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>>656438136
What kind of Brown Rice is she? Cambodian? Laotian? Thai?

>you chinese or japanese
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>>656438015
The state hasn't given two shits about people smoking weed unless they're like...children (or yes, niggery about it). And this has been for as long as I've been smoking (roughly 15 years).

They just aren't going to bother with the paperwork, and can just as easily get away with just making you dump your stash/break your pipes, if you're being stupid obvious about it (like sparking up in the car).

And ya, recreational is 21/over. It's enforced by OLCC, so it follows similar rules to alcohol consumption/regulations.
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>>656437523
I got more of her
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Just got the oddest feeling my ex bf is one of you Washfags posting on here. *Shudders*.
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>>656438139
I figured as much. Was a good comment. I think a lot of people think Oregon and Washington are a lot more liberal than they really are, when really it's the east coast that's full of the "yoga is genocide" numbnuts.

Portland's far-left lunacy seemed to waver once Portlandia got big and the city became a self-referential caricature of itself.
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>>656438507
depends, where you from?
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>>656438507
Better hope you didn't toss out any nudes.
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>>656438507
Post a nude and we will find out
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>>656437329

Looks underage...also like a girl I know named Christina.
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>>656438695
Name?
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>>656431704
>>656437544
>>656437994
Sorry I don't have any nudes or cum pic's
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>>656438507
It could be me that is your ex and I'm just not posting your pictures tonight.
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>>656438341
Weed is great when combined with coffee, cartoons or progressive rock but Jesus Christ I hate stoners. That's my only caveat with this promised land. All the fucking hippies who were born too late to protest Vietnam are infecting my friend group like an ominous green rash on the bottom of your cock.

So many people here can't enjoy life without being stoned 24/7 and it's kinda depressing. Granted, I'm on fucking /b/ right now so I'm kinda in a glass house scenario
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>>656437418
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>>656438507
Hahahaha I hope so! Let the fun begin!
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>>656438615
Portlandia is funny, in the sense that it went from tongue-in-cheek to just heavy handed. Kinda like what the city itself did over the past 20 years I've been here.

I think most of the natives here that I've known are just super sensitive to come off that way, even as out of towners totally gobble the shit up.

I'm really not sure Portland can get any weirder, at this point.
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>>656438507
What is your name?
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>>656439088
Which is why I hate them. The only reason they do it is to smoke too much and fuck their body up. Drunks are the same.
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>>656438507
How will we know if he's here?
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>>656439088
I'm a self proclaimed stoner, in the sense that this shit is how I manage living in this fucking city day in and day out.

But I understand what kind of stoner you're referring to. Not the kind like myself (functional stoner), but the ones that will veg out on friends couches for weeks (months), jobless because they couldn't pass a piss test to save themselves (MDMA is their second love), and just generally nothing but piss ass attitudes about anything not 1) anti war, 2) anti meat 3) anti establishment.

Basically, your average Occupy protestor in Portland.
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>>656439515
>I'm a self proclaimed stoner, in the sense that this shit is how I manage living in this fucking city day in and day out.
That's pathetic. You should just end it now and stop suffering.
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>>656438507
Has your ex posted you before?
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>>656439678
Nigga you lost or something? Since when is being high all day suffering?

I'm fab as fuck. Go back to your cave, son.
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what's the point of this thread?
to brag about ass you had or what? seems really boring
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>>656439866
That's the point you dirty hick. You're life is so shitty that you have to remain high.
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>>656431430
509 kennewick
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>>656440073
To have conversations and fap to girls we may have seen in our daily lives
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>>656440073
To expose as many Washington girls as possible
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>>656431430
425 virgin here because all wa girls are ugly.

that's a lie actually, virgin because social anxiety
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