New to Spokane, give me what you got
>just no hogs
It's been the same chick every time
For real, I can't sleep because of the howling
>not as bad as the last one though
>looked like a war zone
>saw a dear at the bottom of the hill with a dangling jaw and a bone sticking out of his leg
>fucked my head up
I'll use a pic from earlier. Seattle
Vancouverfag here. I sent pictures of my town to an Indonesian girl and she asked me if I lived in a village.
Hey, wanna meet up and talk about 4chan stuff irl?
anyone know her? she slutted around Seattle a bit
>Yeah, life goes one.
>Long after the thrill
>Of living is gone
>tfw you'll never see someone you know in these theads
No shirt, Shitlock
I found him in a faces of /b/ thread a while back but can't trace the image. I think it's legitimate. I think he's an actually /b/tard.
Not that I'm surprised.
What's up with nipple piercings in washington? They're awesome, don't get me wrong, but I know 4 girls who have gotten them pierced before they graduated high school and those are just the ones who told me.
And I'm not exactly young Kurt Russell over here
I know that. The girls are sluts, but no one ever posts the nudes I know they take. Honestly them and Tacoma hoes should be involved in these threads.
>Dude we live in Washington, it's boring as fuck up here.
Bullshit. Seattle itself is fucking fun. The issue is the smaller places have nothing.
My friends do cocaine but eh, I'm a 118 cappamale. Wanna run away from our lives together? We can save up $10k, move to the Philippines and live like Gods.
Seattle is the only part of the entire fucking state worth being called anything more than a town. And even then, it gets old once you've been through areas you can afford. Takes 2-3 visits.
The rest of the state, boring as all fucking hell.
Look at this place. What the fuck am I supposed to do here? Woo internet m'ladies with my years of 4chan experience?
Fuck it, I'm joining the army. Maybe not the U.S. army, but I'll join someone's army.
It's nice being able to visit Portland whenever I want without having to actually live there, though.
And fuck are Washington women hot. I just got back from California and I was actually pretty underwhelmed, with the exception of QT Chinese exchange weeaboos. However, Washington has a pretty steady supply of those.
Neither of those places have anything remotely interesting that other cities of the same (or even smaller) size would.
At the very least, Seattle gets new things in, being an international port city of high travel.
Same thing with Portland. People will say they live here, and live in fucking Woodburn or way the fuck out in Hillsboro.
Sucks having a state where you're only known for one city lololololol
I need to rewatch American Beauty and strive to transform myself like Lester does. I guess that attitude is what /fit/ is for
Ya, when I'm done at PSU I'm likely moving up to Vantucky area. Portland proper is a fucking nightmare to live in now, both in costs and sheer number of smug asshole hipsters.
>I need to rewatch American Beauty and strive to transform myself like Lester does. I guess that attitude is what /fit/ is for
Or you can watch it tripping balls. Seriously, you've got some fantastic fucking shroom fields out there.
Portland is a hell of a good time to explore (especially the less urban parts) but I can't imagine how people live there. It's not as much of a novelty city as, say, Las Vegas but it's still pretty shallow.
Still, The Fubonn Market is godsend. I would live their if those spooks weren't so good at mall security.
>get stopped by cop
>car stinks of weed
>"You were going 30 in a 25 zone"
>"I'm gonna let you off with a warning"
>Cops here can't give less of a shit about marijuana
Okay, it's not all bad here
Super fucking shallow, and it's not getting better with all the transplants (as I say being a former Californian that came up as a kid).
I really only live here because I'm good with the money I've got on loans for school, and I deal with roommates. If I had to work full time and attempt living on my own, my ass would end up in Gresham.
The entire rest of the fucking state is nowhere near as bad as this city, and all it's suburbs are just getting worse.
Maybe I've played too much Fallout 2 but Oregon bums me out. It's so desolate and uninhabited, and not in a cool "untamed wilderness" way.
It's like a sad heap where dreamless undesirables are thrown into go be forgotten by the world.
Also, fuck Klamath
I've lost count of the number of times I've been high as fuck, car reeking of pot, and friends trying not to freak the fuck out, and cops never said fucking shit.
They know better, half the fucking police force here in Portland is medicinal. That and we're going to pass the sobriety tests, because lol function loss is for plebs.
Practically 80% of the wealth of the entire state might as well be Portland proper. The rest of the state is so fucking desolate because nobody wants to develop outside of it or Eugene/Salem (or Bend/Medford for S.Oregon), and the rest of it is still parks. And we don't even talk about Eastern Oregon. Might as well be fucking Idaho.
I completely agree, the state is incredibly lacking in a spread population. But being that I actually enjoy the occasional hike or camping trip, I'll take the green over the vast shithole that was Central California (where I grew up). At least Oregon isn't flat the entire time.
It's true that you have to be 21 to legally smoke pot recreationally, but the enforcement of it's been so relaxed that cops basically don't give a fuck, so long as you aren't being a nigger
Sexiest girl ive ever been with by far, incredible in bed.
What kind of Brown Rice is she? Cambodian? Laotian? Thai?
>you chinese or japanese
The state hasn't given two shits about people smoking weed unless they're like...children (or yes, niggery about it). And this has been for as long as I've been smoking (roughly 15 years).
They just aren't going to bother with the paperwork, and can just as easily get away with just making you dump your stash/break your pipes, if you're being stupid obvious about it (like sparking up in the car).
And ya, recreational is 21/over. It's enforced by OLCC, so it follows similar rules to alcohol consumption/regulations.
I figured as much. Was a good comment. I think a lot of people think Oregon and Washington are a lot more liberal than they really are, when really it's the east coast that's full of the "yoga is genocide" numbnuts.
Portland's far-left lunacy seemed to waver once Portlandia got big and the city became a self-referential caricature of itself.
Sorry I don't have any nudes or cum pic's
Weed is great when combined with coffee, cartoons or progressive rock but Jesus Christ I hate stoners. That's my only caveat with this promised land. All the fucking hippies who were born too late to protest Vietnam are infecting my friend group like an ominous green rash on the bottom of your cock.
So many people here can't enjoy life without being stoned 24/7 and it's kinda depressing. Granted, I'm on fucking /b/ right now so I'm kinda in a glass house scenario
Portlandia is funny, in the sense that it went from tongue-in-cheek to just heavy handed. Kinda like what the city itself did over the past 20 years I've been here.
I think most of the natives here that I've known are just super sensitive to come off that way, even as out of towners totally gobble the shit up.
I'm really not sure Portland can get any weirder, at this point.
I'm a self proclaimed stoner, in the sense that this shit is how I manage living in this fucking city day in and day out.
But I understand what kind of stoner you're referring to. Not the kind like myself (functional stoner), but the ones that will veg out on friends couches for weeks (months), jobless because they couldn't pass a piss test to save themselves (MDMA is their second love), and just generally nothing but piss ass attitudes about anything not 1) anti war, 2) anti meat 3) anti establishment.
Basically, your average Occupy protestor in Portland.
>I'm a self proclaimed stoner, in the sense that this shit is how I manage living in this fucking city day in and day out.
That's pathetic. You should just end it now and stop suffering.