Sup /b/rethren, I'm here to propose an idea that could very

Fuck your thread of bores

>>656430093
Nah, faggot

Fuck you

Nope

>>656430093
u little nigglet

>>656430093
aihaaiuhfiaeuhiuahihiuhgghghghgheuuuughhhh

naw

kill yourself

>>656430093
I luv ur ambi-Chan.... Mwahh bb Mwaah
-Lil B

>>656430093
>annals
Ha!

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>>656430093
you are confusing something.
4chan and humans as a whole generally do not have a "me too" mindset, it is a "no you are wrong, fuck your shit" one.
including this post.
the only occurence of any cohesion is when you can be against somebody or something together.
give them a common enemy and you rally them.
worked for every single leader and political and social movement in the history of mankind.
also fuck your shit.

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ok! can do.

>>656431432

hay not yet!

>>656431432
>>656431456

guys stop it your posting too soon!

>>656431552

now that was posted way too soon!

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>>656431050
Precisely. I am the common enemy. The faggot OP. If this thread is littered with "fuck you" and "No faggot" and "you little niglet", wouldn't I be eliciting enough of a reaction to keep people engaged?

I think of this as an insignificant goal first, but a social experiment second. If all fails, at least I have the entertainment aspect

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I want to be here for this shit.

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>>656431979

You could probably just delete posts as you go.

>>656431261
posting twice from the same IP/anon won't bump the thread.

>>656431754
the reaction is proportional to fucks given.
nobody cares enough to fuck your shit long enough.
after the first "no" posts, interest will drop, there is only so much you can do.
even I am just posting here to smartass about obscure shit because I have nothing better to do at this moment, but I am already losing interest and there is nothing you or me can do about it.

but if you draw too much attention the posts will reach bump limit way before you can achieve any significant time span.

the longest threads I have seen lasted 5-7 hours and were porn webm threads.
no common enemy there but the second most powerful draw, an universal need.

but it still is random as fuck, they were up during north american late night/european early day hours like now when general usernumbers are the lowest.
"sauce" posts helped keeping those afloat.
you might want to try your luck that way.

Spiderman! Where art tho?

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>inb4 shitheads post bananas

Nah. Dumping my most frequently used words on my pHone.
I

This

I've

Also

lurk

Can

My

What

It's

I'm

Sometimes

Dumping

>>656432652
hello newfriend, welcome to 4chan.
only your first post bumps a thread, any further posts do not until after another anon posted like I am doing now.
your next post will be a bump, you are welcome.

Feels

Child

>>656432487
You being new ideas to the table and I like that. One thought I had was to change the landscape of the thread every few hours. Porn webm like /gif/ for a bit, sniper thread, fingerboxes, Spiderman; however, pick one that is too intriguing and the thread will expire too quick as you had inferred. Also, it is difficult to convey that idea unless you're in the thread at the time as I obviously can't edit the original post.

There are basic flaws in this plan that may be hard to fix. I suppose I look to some others to delete their posts for now, but I appreciate the ideas

>>656432927
I'm aware of this. Im filling up the replies so the limit is reached faster.

>>656430093
How do you get all of /b/ to bump a thread?
Tell them not to post or it'll be ruining a big grand experiment.
Clever girl.

The

Anal

You

I believe in op and this thread

Done

Pepperoni

>>656433026
ever heard of sage?
newfag

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>>656433103
I believe you're both faggots.
Also, check em

>>656433026
keeping the thread page 1 will get more new anons posting that initial reaction post and postnumbers will be faster than you could ever do on your own, mang.

>>656432997
there is no perfect strategy, it is really a random game even when you get the perfect mix of steady post numbers.
it can be done in a more controlled manner in slower boards, let me get the charts some nerdy anon compiled some time ago.

>>656433181
I have, its just there's already a few posters willing to help drag on the thread so saging/bumping really wont do too much. I find it much easier to just quickly fill up the replies.

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>>656430093

>>656433293
This Anon is right. You have slower boards like /gif/ for example where threads can last days or even weeks.

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cont from
>>656433293

pic 1 shows a board analysis.

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>>656433584
pic 2 shows detail analysis for /b/, notice the various bump limits over time.

'ive been here since 2006'

that makes you 9 years old?

JUST

https://youtu.be/9WU0c01ETgc
Op is fag

>>656430093
Inside annals of 4chan
> dick is diamonds

And

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Lmfao, guaranteed 300 post topic.

Well fucking played, OP.

nope

Yo G

If you can read this

Msg me you snob

>>656434798

omfg literally stopped jacking to post how top kek your imgur is, yA FUCKING NEWFAG

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like

Wow an hour long thread with zero content.

Sage yourself op

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Start rollin' boys

>>656435067
Oi

Don't be a bitch

You used to be fun

>>656435117

omfg ok if i dont get 3-5 ill post a pic of butthole

Oh wow what a cool thread

>>656435248
I know right, friend?
A very cool friend indeed

>>656435117
Roll

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>>656435303

>>656435280
Yes we should savour this thread for the good of our people friend so we shouldn't talk as much :D

>>656435290
Reroll I Don't wanna be a white knight.

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>>656435348

>>656435291
Yeah, you could say that

Wish I didn't sometimes, you're a hard person to be friends with occasionally

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>>656435387

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>>656435424

Fuck u faggot op

>>656430093
Are 3 min over yet?

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>>656435365

>>656435479
fail

>>656435497
No you dumbass

>>656435117
rollerino

>>656435497
>>656435533
Lol i samefagged my own reply xD Im so random at times xD

Posting in epic bread

>>656435572
And now I reply to myself again xDD This is more fun than 9Gag!

DDDDUBBBBBBBSSSSSS

>>656435517
If you don't have bizzare shit on the street outside your house, you're not who I'm thinking of and walk on

>>656433200
checked

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>>656435357
Yes, hey, I found this image, do you like it buddy? I found it when browsing the interwebs :)

>>656430093
That video got me suspended in my high school days.

>>656435722
Haha, that's a nice image you have there!
I really really like this image!

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Roll trips for Nudes.

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>>656430093
tl;dr

>>656435748
Wow, thanks! You can have it! :D

>>656435816
Oh wow thank you friend, you are very kind!

>>656435863
You are welcome my buddy, anytime :)

Sharpie in the annals, now.

>>656435117
rollin'

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This thread is mostly samefagging

>>656433200
Nice checked

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OP here, we are now on pace to last for a total of 3 hours! The shitposting is at a remarkable level, wew lad

>>656436187
Wew lad?

What does hotwheels' little crippled cock taste like?

This shit's over son

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dump 1

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dump 2

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>>656436500
Who?

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>>656430093
sounds gay.

>>656430093
Nah m8 your good

>>656436830
OP, and now you

Are you fucking retarded OP. this thread that you want to do nobody will remember it you fag

>>656437118
Who am I then?

Is that G?

My nan has a fat ballsack that droops from her sockets, it swings ever so slowly in the gentle wind that blows a heat much like that of a sweaty asscrack. On a cold day she would powder her nutsack with some carpet cleaner and gently fondle each nut in a peculiar manner while the kids would chew on the hairs that spread wildly from her dank armpits. One day, on an exceptionally hot day, while she was fondling her abnormally sized testacles inside the abundantly hairy sack they were contained in, one of the kids chewing on her dank hairs caught a drip of her diabolic pit juice and threw up. She grabbed it by the head in a swift and brutal way, with a soft and gentle voice she announced her undying love for the poor boy and announced how immensely sorry she was for what had happened and that she vows it will never happen again, as a lone glistening tear struck her eye, she rapidly clenched her hands around the boys hair and bottom jaw with fingers in mouth and forced her hairy nutsack into his mouth carpet cleaner aboard and out again, and in, and out, and in, and out, and in. The boy drop and lie lifeless on the floor with a petrified gaze on his face forever more, at the site of the dead boy my nan in a rage, tore her own nutsack from her chin and removed the nuts from it then patching the wound created with the flesh of her sack and inserting the nuts into her vagina while exerting an abominably rank smelling titanic sized nugget of shit directly into the mouth of the petrified face of the dead boy. That is the story of the first ball chinnian. My nan.

>>656437449
Shit pasta is shit

>>656430093
I had an 18 hour thread one to help me win a competition for a free trip to Andorra with budweiser for the Big Snow Day fest. All you had to do was look at the pictures and "vote for the guy, WIN THE HORNS!"

So many people liked it including boxxy and moot. Thanks again to anyone on here who went on to vote for my photo.

I had the best time, free booze, steak dinners in the best restaraunts and I met some famous DJs who got me backstage into every event, even the private after party you needed special arm bands for.
Still can't believe you bunch of socially retarded pedophiles helped me "ski 4 free with /b/"!

How about anon counts to triforce?

>>656437290
Reported

Damn was meant to edit the first line

Only 60 posters come on need more than that

>>656437601
Then you woke up and mom had to change your sheets again, right?

That's pretty sad tbh fam

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>>656437776
one off.

Hi I'm new here

>>656437930
Fuck off we're full

>>656437364
It's Q

>>656437867
You don't believe? Well habeeb it little dude.
4chan got me a ski holiday in 2011.

>>656430093
bumpity bump

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>>656437542

>>656438011
Q?

Sort of faggot name is that?

>>656437930
XD me too, i came here to do random things^^ :D
How old are you???? im 13 but every1 says i act like a 15 year old!!! :P

>>656438028
And I'm the queen of Sheba

>>656430093
wonmt happen lad

Alright bro ill bump
>4 U

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>>656438121

>>656438028
Does lying on the internet make you feel worthwhile?

Does it fill that deep empty hole in your soul where a life would usually be?

>>656438132
If you think you have a faggot name

This thread will fall.

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>>656438406

>>656438350
Stick your creepy faggot cartoon up your ass

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>>656438444

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>>656438508

>>656438391
What's mine then?

>>656438569
I told you, Q.

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>>656438444
Nice trips you fuckin freak

Annnd bump
Also you fags are posting way too quickly

>>656438646
Because we care, right?

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>>656438560

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>>656438757

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>>656438824

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>>656438853

>>656438608
Nah

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>>656438896

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>>656438931

>>656438914
But isn't Q after P?

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>>656438972

>>656438985
You lost me

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>>656439076

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>>656439178

>>656439120
You were over after OP

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>>656439219

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>>656439264

>>656439253
too long, didn't care

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>>656439428

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>>656439386
Stop

Cmon guis, there are furry and anal creampie threads way longer than this...

>>656439342
What is this shit? Autistic furry pedo porn?

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>>656439453

>>656439337
You're the one that replied in the first place

>>656435117
give me something bitchin

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>>656439493

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Fuck it, got nothing better to do today

>>656439495
You replied to me, tard

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>>656439531

test

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>>656439569

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>>656439623

>>656439600
es

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>>656439648

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>>656439555
Trips don't lie

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>>656439692

>>656430093
What an autistic faggot

In the annals of autisticshire there was once a man, and he was forever known as autistic faggot.

For he just masterbates over upskirts of his mother. He became the legend of cunt

>>656439493
Jesus christ i hope this guy aint serious

this thread is fucking retarded.
do you really have nothing better to do, OP?

>>656439692
You're a special kind of faggot aren't you

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>>656439742

>>656439708
The trips are lying

>>656439555
me>>656436500
you>>656436830

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>>656439809

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>>656439843

>>656439834
Trips never lie.

Nipples

>>656430093
You're stupid OP and your plan doesn't work. Say that people would be up for the idea and wait 4min between the post but then maybe 20 wants to make that post then you will have an amount of posts equivalent to 5post/min.

Your life is a failure, and this sums up my stance pretty well: >>656430226

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>>656439877

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>>656440031

Antman

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>>656440056

>>656439944
You just saw the proof double dubs

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>>656440084

>>656440031
Enough of this gayness

>>656430093

Fuck you i won't do what you tell me

>>656430093

dumb

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>>656439977
See >>656431754
Also, nice dubs

Post

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>>656440208

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>>656440111
Amazing get.

I hope you get leukemia.

>>656440124
aint over bro one last chapter

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>>656440242

>>656440259
You first

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>>656440341

>>656440111
Nice Trips

>>656440292
How about you eat it, shit it into your mouth and eat it again

Fucking creepo

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>>656440386
>>656440386

LE MASTER TROLE XDDDDDDDD
FUCK YOU AND FUCK THIS IDEA AHAHAHAHAHA

>>656439834
I'm not the guy you were talking too, I was just pointing out the trips of truth

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>>656440453

>>656430093

go fuck yourself OP. I like that you want to do things, but I don't like you

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>>656440524

>>656439944
Double dubs is ultimate truth

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>>656440259

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>>656440720

>>656440720
The fact someone sits there for hours drawing this stuff on a computer makes me wanna blow my brains out

>>656440864
Actually pretty sad

sup guys

>>656440206
Oh well but I guess treating OP withsome entertainment wouldn't be unfair considering he wasted 9 years on this hellhole. Also, thanks for the checking

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I shit my pants yesterday at work and got away with it

lol this is a failed attempt

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>>656441386
I am OP, this here warms an oldfag's heart up. You're welcome for the checking. Now have some tits

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