Sup /b/rethren, I'm here to propose an idea that could very well put us into the annals of 4chan history. I want to attempt the longest lasting /b/ thread of all time.
I did a little half-assed research just now, and I came up with the longest being somewhere between 10 and 15 hours. Let's aim for the stars and make our goal one full day.
Here's what I propose:
>Threads are capped at 300 posts so we need to stretch those posts as long as possible
>Stretch the time between the posts too long and this will 404 and end the thread
>Maintain constant top 5 page prominence if possible
>In order to achieve a full day thread, it will have to last 1440 minutes (because math)
>Equates out to roughly 4.5 minutes per post
>I say we start off slow, try to space each post every 3 minutes until we get a feel for how quickly threads are disappearing
>In other words, DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD UNTIL THE MOST RECENT POST IS AT 3 MINUTES AGO OR LONGER
Live and die by the code and we may very well make some history. We need some dedicated people for the cause; those that lurk /b/ all day and will watch over this thread as though it is the gimp to their master. I've been here since 2006 and I know I haven't made a big enough stamp on this place for my liking. Join me in rewriting history, faggots. That is all.
you are confusing something.
4chan and humans as a whole generally do not have a "me too" mindset, it is a "no you are wrong, fuck your shit" one.
including this post.
the only occurence of any cohesion is when you can be against somebody or something together.
give them a common enemy and you rally them.
worked for every single leader and political and social movement in the history of mankind.
also fuck your shit.
Precisely. I am the common enemy. The faggot OP. If this thread is littered with "fuck you" and "No faggot" and "you little niglet", wouldn't I be eliciting enough of a reaction to keep people engaged?
I think of this as an insignificant goal first, but a social experiment second. If all fails, at least I have the entertainment aspect
I want to be here for this shit.
posting twice from the same IP/anon won't bump the thread.
the reaction is proportional to fucks given.
nobody cares enough to fuck your shit long enough.
after the first "no" posts, interest will drop, there is only so much you can do.
even I am just posting here to smartass about obscure shit because I have nothing better to do at this moment, but I am already losing interest and there is nothing you or me can do about it.
but if you draw too much attention the posts will reach bump limit way before you can achieve any significant time span.
the longest threads I have seen lasted 5-7 hours and were porn webm threads.
no common enemy there but the second most powerful draw, an universal need.
but it still is random as fuck, they were up during north american late night/european early day hours like now when general usernumbers are the lowest.
"sauce" posts helped keeping those afloat.
you might want to try your luck that way.
hello newfriend, welcome to 4chan.
only your first post bumps a thread, any further posts do not until after another anon posted like I am doing now.
your next post will be a bump, you are welcome.
You being new ideas to the table and I like that. One thought I had was to change the landscape of the thread every few hours. Porn webm like /gif/ for a bit, sniper thread, fingerboxes, Spiderman; however, pick one that is too intriguing and the thread will expire too quick as you had inferred. Also, it is difficult to convey that idea unless you're in the thread at the time as I obviously can't edit the original post.
There are basic flaws in this plan that may be hard to fix. I suppose I look to some others to delete their posts for now, but I appreciate the ideas
I believe you're both faggots.
Also, check em
keeping the thread page 1 will get more new anons posting that initial reaction post and postnumbers will be faster than you could ever do on your own, mang.
there is no perfect strategy, it is really a random game even when you get the perfect mix of steady post numbers.
it can be done in a more controlled manner in slower boards, let me get the charts some nerdy anon compiled some time ago.
I have, its just there's already a few posters willing to help drag on the thread so saging/bumping really wont do too much. I find it much easier to just quickly fill up the replies.
pic 1 shows a board analysis.
pic 2 shows detail analysis for /b/, notice the various bump limits over time.
Lmfao, guaranteed 300 post topic.
Well fucking played, OP.
Yes, hey, I found this image, do you like it buddy? I found it when browsing the interwebs :)
OP here, we are now on pace to last for a total of 3 hours! The shitposting is at a remarkable level, wew lad
My nan has a fat ballsack that droops from her sockets, it swings ever so slowly in the gentle wind that blows a heat much like that of a sweaty asscrack. On a cold day she would powder her nutsack with some carpet cleaner and gently fondle each nut in a peculiar manner while the kids would chew on the hairs that spread wildly from her dank armpits. One day, on an exceptionally hot day, while she was fondling her abnormally sized testacles inside the abundantly hairy sack they were contained in, one of the kids chewing on her dank hairs caught a drip of her diabolic pit juice and threw up. She grabbed it by the head in a swift and brutal way, with a soft and gentle voice she announced her undying love for the poor boy and announced how immensely sorry she was for what had happened and that she vows it will never happen again, as a lone glistening tear struck her eye, she rapidly clenched her hands around the boys hair and bottom jaw with fingers in mouth and forced her hairy nutsack into his mouth carpet cleaner aboard and out again, and in, and out, and in, and out, and in. The boy drop and lie lifeless on the floor with a petrified gaze on his face forever more, at the site of the dead boy my nan in a rage, tore her own nutsack from her chin and removed the nuts from it then patching the wound created with the flesh of her sack and inserting the nuts into her vagina while exerting an abominably rank smelling titanic sized nugget of shit directly into the mouth of the petrified face of the dead boy. That is the story of the first ball chinnian. My nan.
I had an 18 hour thread one to help me win a competition for a free trip to Andorra with budweiser for the Big Snow Day fest. All you had to do was look at the pictures and "vote for the guy, WIN THE HORNS!"
So many people liked it including boxxy and moot. Thanks again to anyone on here who went on to vote for my photo.
I had the best time, free booze, steak dinners in the best restaraunts and I met some famous DJs who got me backstage into every event, even the private after party you needed special arm bands for.
Still can't believe you bunch of socially retarded pedophiles helped me "ski 4 free with /b/"!
What an autistic faggot
In the annals of autisticshire there was once a man, and he was forever known as autistic faggot.
For he just masterbates over upskirts of his mother. He became the legend of cunt
You're stupid OP and your plan doesn't work. Say that people would be up for the idea and wait 4min between the post but then maybe 20 wants to make that post then you will have an amount of posts equivalent to 5post/min.
Your life is a failure, and this sums up my stance pretty well: >>656430226
I shit my pants yesterday at work and got away with it
I am OP, this here warms an oldfag's heart up. You're welcome for the checking. Now have some tits