you read for that nazi dick?
maybe next time, too tired don't wanna leave you blue balled if I fall asleep
Das reich represented.
>I kiss you on your cheek
I'm S-sorry I don't know what got into me..
smh I forgot to eat lmao was too fucked up brb fam y'all lurkers ask me some shit when I get back I'll get back yo niggas. I'm dope af at fighting games for the most part but they a few I not dope at so I can hook y'all up with tips
Morning people, you enjoying your time fapping?
Then what if...
>I try to kiss you once again
Thats okay you can cute on someone who is actually a QT instead
Smh fam this thread ain't move worth shit and I'm already done eatin the fuck y'all doin lmao
Oh dayummmmmmm son, thats cool thats cool. I see how it is fam
Anzu is at least cute though
Just woke up, bout to make some of that coffee.
You can't just be a slut like tha mang, you gotta pick just one. Too many waifu ruin your laifu
tbh fam I only like doin cute rp things I ain't really a erp'r you feel me? Plus talkin on these threads is sorta like shitposting without the shit tbh
Coffee is whats up, cant drink that shit anymore tho keeps me up for way to fuckin long lmao
>gets a bright smile on her face as she is patted
I gotchu fam, bout the only hookup I can give a nigga tbh lmao how you be?
TBH fam the growing a dick was funny, and thats what mattered the most.
That nigga got so sad too, like it just an rp man, do it with anyone else.
Well thats why I use it to wake up only, cirno have me doing a damn 6 hr training schedule for csgo today. So I might go back to sleep a bit before I really wake up.
Thanks fam, you have some good taste.
I never even implied I was worth being cuted, I say I'm a shit poster always. It's good though, you have your opinions I have mine and I can respect that.
I'm gonna be a trap and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me!
>leans up against your side as you continue, letting out a pleased sigh
Damn fam that sucks tbh, need more cuters in these thread real talk, or at least a butt slut Iori or other idols
Damn fam thats a long time for CSGO, I used to be aight at that but I was terrible at callouts. Just a good nade nigger and had dope as fuck aim tbh
Even more that you're here.
tbh too much playing gta fam
gute nacht karl
does anyone else remember when "trap" had connotations of it being so convincing a girl you dont realise until SURPRISE ITS A PONOS
not the way now it just means "guy in womens underwear"
Some other idols would be nice.
But more for lewd shit, yeah?
I want someone to cute wife on, yanno?
'Least on one of these threads.
More flustered they get about it, the better
>strokes the side of your face
>I hold you tightly against me.
Anything to share?
Well, trapping it up is easier than I thought!
Nobody even bothers trying to stop me!
Whatever floats your boat man.
>holds onto you softly, still presenting her bright smile
Yee I feel you, gotta get that wife game on point lmao. I ain't no nigga to get flustered tho that for low key niggas who ain't ready tbh
Every time I play gta fam all I do is run ppl over in cars until I stop playin lmao
At least I get a daily dose of cute from you, yeah?
just want something that makes folks wanna shout that she's "cute cute cute!" Or something.
>slides some hair behind your ear, and continues petting up a storm.
Stop you? No dear, this is precisely what everybody wants.
>lets out a pleased Mhmm~ before she places more of her weight on your side, closing her eyes. Her grip around you weakens a little
I feel you fam, we basically keepin this thread alive tbh lmao. None these lurkers want the sauce in fighting game talk cause they all booty buns and cant link for shit ayyyy
You got a problem with guys in womens underwear?
>tfw can't hold hands with qt Nue wife
>tfw Nue won't shitpost from across the room while you keep feeding her Doujins, only to give you a quick peck on the cheek once the thread dies
I'm just lurking, little preoccupied with that "innocent boy" in private.
I've already been spoiled for marriage anon.
Warface? I got you
Its not that long, we both know you play wow way longer than that on days.
>Falls onto your lap softly, seemingly asleep from the assault of head pats
Thats dope fam, I ain't play the newest smash cause I only play melee, I can't help it I'm just fuckin addicted to it lmao
You right as fuck tbh, I play like 10 hours a day at least its a damn shame smh
Did you ever read Angstory?
That one was really cute even though it kind of lacked crossdressing until the incest bit.
This is what I do then to prove to you I'm cute
Yeah see, I'd probably play more CSGO on a day to day basis, if I wasn't watching anime and funposting.
Too much scat for my taste.
>face turns slightly red but doesn't react otherwise
Yeee I heard about that, shits gunna be crazy the trailer had me rollin cause he omnislashed Ike and I used to call Ikes final smash omnislash lmao. Tbh in melee I only see like 2 characters and thats fox/falco which is a damn shame smh
I play WoW and post here and there, but CSGO requires a lot more focus than WoW, so I got the advantage there tbh. The only anime I watched was hentai today lmao I need to find a nice cute series to watch
I want a girl to tease me like this
Yeah generally its not advised to alt+tab while playing csgo. So you have to concentrate the entire time, but at least its fun so thats what matters.
Only anime I watched recently is jormungand, still working on venture bros, just started season 3.
>ruffles your hair
That's another big part of it.
Most Melee folks only care about the fox only final destination meme crap. I like having my game a little more viable.
Hell, I secondary Shulk and Mac.
Do you read the tags or do you think I'm that depraved?
Yeh its understandable. Tbh the only games I play atm that require more than just 1% of my brain are only fighting games lmao
>curls up and buries her face into your belly, letting out a deep warn breath of comfort
Yee they only really care about that shit cause we got a lot of retard memers that play, but they get shit on when you multishine grab they shield like the bitch they is, can't even chain grab smh tbh fam
THIS IS A TEST THREAD
>>FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY
Did you read that I realized it was a terrible idea before you posted and just picked out someone who was already my favorite anon here (besides the black guy)
Ami and Mami Futami!
The taller one is Ami.
How about this then?
Aw yeah I could see that, what class are you even playing in WoW at the moment?
Well, I guess I shall be off. Hopefully next time I can try new services with you lovely people
Rhin, signing off...
Ayy Jarome really the best anon tho that nigga funny af love that nigga shame I missed him last night hope I didn't make him miss me
I own both of their Poochi Idol plushies tbh
I'm playing rogue atm but I was playing Paladin on the other vanilla server, I played everything else in BC/wrath tho. I was a healer for 6 years
(I don't know if Nue is still here but)
I wanna be honest and say I don't like you Nue, you're a total bitch. I wouldn't even point my crotch in your direction if I could. But you take pride in all that, and you only respond to the shit I say because I've got one of the most impressive dicks around but I feel fucking violated by your looks.
I know you're just thinking about all the kinky stuff you wanna do to me. Like have me bound up on the ground, helpless and struggling to get free with a cute little ribbon tied tightly at the base of my cock. You know how much I hate you, so why would I get hard? You'd force me to, by teasing me in everyway possible. You'd teasingly reveal your body, and I'd of course react to it, you'd verbally abuse me then for poping a boner over the person I hate.
Then you'd play with it, stroke it with your hands as slow as possible, swallow it down your throat until my toes curled, rub it against your moist pussy, squeeze it between your plump ass, all those things would make me lose my mind. I'd be glaring at you and threatening you, but soon later moaning for you and begging you to stop. You did stop, but only when you felt me squirm and tremble from a denied climax, no matter how close I got, the ribbon tied around my cock keep all the bubbling cock milk inside. It hurts, I'm so desperate to release over someone I really hate, and my cock is throbbing in pain, it's visibly pulsing filled to the brim with unreleased cum.
I'm so filled with hate right now, I can't think straight, but even more than that I wanna give in to my animalistic instinct, I wanna rut. I need to stick this throbbing thing inside you so badly and just breed. You offer me that pleasure but only if I beg for it.
Fuck you. You pushed me too far, Im breaking free from my bounds with feral instinct, jumping on top of you and pinning down your body with the strength of my sex drive. My grunts are so violent as I'm plunging into you, I cum in seconds, but that's not enough, I keep fucking you through my orgasm, splashing the semen out as I do. All you can do is scratch your nails across the ground screaming my name and be rutted, used to get my frustrations out. Even though I'm cursing your name, as I blow into your body I somehow I feel like this is what you were after to begin with.
(I did way too much I should stop.)
I'm gonna go fuck off for now.
Yeh you right, I just really feel like melee got so fuckin many of em, its sad and honestly besides being poor af and not being able to travel is a good reason why I quit. Although I loved beatin they asses lmao
Thats fine I'm gonna head back to sleep soon. Hopefully you have lots of good dreams
Morning there cutie!
>never had a heal fetish but when I look back at it, totally felt good to have so much free shit for healing
>is a guy so rip still look cute tho
One of my friends wanted me to play that with her but I can't afford it, looks really cool tbh but shit looks nuts lmao
I main Dragoon and am working that monk game something fierce too, but I gotta start rebinding keys for Monk so I can see about hooking that shit up to a two stick fight pad or some shit.
Always fun as fuck programming those.
Scholar's good because you can really help with the party DPS too, and all but your most basic heal give HP barriers, plus you have your little fairy healbot all the time.
"Wow, anon! *pant* I cant believe you beat me! Here, you look like you could really use a drink."
>tfw just sitting here lurking until I start raiding in a couple of hours
>Nothing to fuckin do, bored to the points im almost asleep
I need somethin to do fam what're y'all up to atm, I know nazi nigga play gta4 and some other nigga was doin somethin. Anyone wanna talk some shit maybe say some stories
Please purge it for me, brother. A true Knight of Blood does not act like this.
Tbh fam I don't even want a gf but I'd still go with gf cause I dont wanna protect anime lmao and my dad already said I ain't have to work in my life as long as hes alive lmao
"You don't even know the half of it. *giggle*"
>I begin to stretch and bend over seductively, unknowingly wiggling my ass in the air side to side
"Is.. something wrong anon?" I ask, while you stare at my tight sport shots clinged tightly to my butt while I'm not looking.
>picking anything but the secret ninja art
SUPERIOR CYOA COMING THROUGH
def cool dark war jawn cause I always wanted a cult followin of demons and shit I think it be dope to be like yo these niggas would kill a nigga on a whim lmao check out this succubus pussy tho fam tbh
Ay man, that nigga a pussy made bitch. Come wit a real alpha, you feel? I can hook you up wit all sortsa shit you aint never seen befoe. Bet you aint never seen a 12 inch dick neither.
>Tyreese stretches his fingers to his toes and flexes his muscles in an attempt to impress the sweaty maiden that resides just before him
I feel you. last one homie
You should be trying to gain the Emperor's love, not some maiden.
def cute girl fam love cuties, fam the fuck are these pictures btw lmao where you find these I'm dyin
But the Emperor isn't political. He is simply our glorious father,
Yeh you right fam didn't know it was a connect, I feel you. yeee they funny af I dont really get em but they make me laugh lmao
NIGGA IM CRYIN LMAO STOP I NEED AIR TO BREATH NIGGA
Get ready nigga.
Cause it's me.
Meow meow meow meow meow~
NIGGA THESE DONT EVEN MAKE SENSE LMAO WHY ARE THEY SO FUNNY THO
jesus I'm dying, air, where are you going
>falls over onto ground gasping for air
niggas whats a spectrum lmao I ain't ever hear of that shit before
Don't mind me just running this bitch over with this tank here
The internet never stops giving.
I can't handle this lmao
Oh hey, I remember that session of yours with the train rape.
I was just starting out when I saw that.
Surprised I haven't posted more with that phrase, it's like this fucker's catchphrase.
>All this use of "oh fuck muffins"
It has me thinking of DBZA with Gohan's "crap baskets".
>Oh hey, I remember that session of yours with the train rape.
I was just starting out when I saw that.
It's been a while since then! It was a really fun session.
Fam this is the funniest shit I've read in a long time lmao. Yo I actually forgot this was an erp thread and not even a just shit post thread tbh smh ain't like I erpin tho fam lmao
Man, I have so much shitpost backlog it's unreal, I only just remembered Jmantime today when I checked twitter.
daily dose of drunk 2hus
Smh tbh fam I shouldn't of said shit lmao how you doin though out here on that wank grind?
Yeh its fuckin way to early, I woke up like 7 hours ago tho so I'm a lil fucked up tbh
It's early morning and my neighbors have found it kind enough to blare some bass heavy music. No use sleeping through that.
Ain't that nice of them, every time my neighbors do that shit I walk next door and pop off at em I dont even care lmao ain't like they gunna do shit they bitchmade as fuck tbh
Fam I don't even get anythin out the kiss tbh maybe if you cute me up or somethin I'll give yee a peck on the cheek or somethin smh
Just do it fam, that poor guy all lonley, and not like you doin nothin anyways.
*Looks back down over his shoulder trying to look at it*
Sorry to say there isn't much to admire~....
Next time then I'll throw a few "stacks" your way to deal with them. No more noise and more money for you. Whatta yah say?...