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Hey /b/! I have a magic sack that can turn any object I place

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hey /b/! I have a magic sack that can turn any object I place inside of it into something random!

Whenever I place something in this sack someone must post "what is in your magical sack, Mr wizard?" in order for the magic spell to happen.
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I will demonstrate it's magical power by placing this card inside of it.
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what is in your magical sack, Mr wizard?
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what is in your magical sack, Mr wizard?
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what is in your magical sack, Mr Skeltal?

>jesus fuck those hands
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>>655494246
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>>655494502
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What magic skeleton as to when is without sack to begin can't inside show me the magic
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Holy shit guys it worked! It turned into something big!
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Wow! A card turned into a canon camera!
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What is going on here?
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>>655493938
I have a feeling nobody on /b/ has sheets on there bed
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>>655494910
>>655495015
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>>655495015
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>>655495015
EOS 600D?
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What object should I put into the sack this time?!?
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>>655495015

HOLY SHIT
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>>655495376
Marker
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>>655495338
A magical EOS 600D!!!
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>>655495376
your dick, maybe something useful will come out
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>>655495376
U should totes put el pooperino in te bag!!!! XDDDD
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>>655495510
The marker it is!!!
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>>655495376
Put the camera back in! Holy shit this guy is a pro, there isn't even a false bottom.
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The dildo you ram up your ass OP
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>>655495376
The Canon camera
Go for a VCR
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>>655495376
YOUR DICK
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Sharpie in pooper in bag.
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Someone say the magic phrase!
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what is in your magical sack, Mr wizard?
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>>655495768
What's in your magical sack, Mr wizard?
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>>655495881
He already said he was a wizard you fucking dumbass
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>>655495792
This takes me back to the boy scouts.
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Hooooly shiiiiiit!
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>>655493938
tell me more about your freak-ass hand
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>>655496139
... woah...
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OP reminds me of this
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3Oe7Q8OCm5I
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>>655496139
HOLY FUCK SO GLAD I RECOMMENEDED THE MARKER TY BASED WIZARD
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>>655496139
DeAr GOd...
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>>655496139
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>>655496139
Aw sweet, put 2 items in next time and see if they make a nugget better item, we have to figure this shit out
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>>655495768
Ravioli Ravioli transform the markeroni
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>>655496139
Woahh is that a giraffe?
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Guys should I quit my job!? I can make some serious big bucks from this!
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>>655496147
Yea that's too skinny
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>>655496139
The game and the console are two items. this doesn't make sense OP. Something seems fishy.
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>>655496298
Gf who asked me to put marker said quit your job, make a fortune and put the fortune in your sack
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>>655496377
Marker + cap two items you shit
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Put severed finger in there
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>>655496377
The marker and the lid were 2 items
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>>655496298
you have to have one before you can quit one
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>>655496298
That's abouts $100 bucks
>>big bucks
Fucking poorfag
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>>655496298
i want to see you turn water into something
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>>655496377
The marker got a cap? Two items in one?
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>>655496536
But the hole has bags
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OP place your shit inside,and lets see if it turn gold with diamonds,like roger did on american dad
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>>655493938
why don't you crumple that bag into a tight ball and shove it up your fucking ass, Mr wizard?
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>>655496298
Be careful my child. Magic of that magnitude doesn't come without risks. Unknown consequences will arise.
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Ok guys!!! Pick one item!
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>>655496298
Yes you should quit, It came with a game insrrted though? Wtf
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>>655496659
Put the knife in there
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>>655496659
Do the pasta
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what is in your magical sack, Mr wizard?
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>>655496659
Stick a sharpie in your pooper
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>>655496719
Do I really dare put a sharp object into the sack? What if the magic sack think that I'm attempting to hurt it and decided to punish me?

Should I do it?!
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I hope he suddenly posts a picture with a timestamp of him cutting his ballsack open with the knife, and saying the message "Oh it looks like there's....balls."
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>>655496860
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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>>655496899
don't do it , it's a trap
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>>655496899
It already has holes, go for it
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>>655496899

Do you know that magic offend Geova? You should stop right now op,or you will be punished
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>>655496899
do it faggot
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What the fuck did i just walk into?
What wizardry is this?
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>>655496950
kek
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>>655496659
the coin!!
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>>655496899
>>655497051
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>>655497032
>>655497054
Ok here we go... I'm scared!!
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maybe u will get a lightsaber
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>>655497286
oh no OP
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Magic phrase, someone!
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What's in your magical sack mr wizard
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>>655496298
>implying you have a job
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>>655497286
You fucked up
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>>655497286
Whats in your magical sack, Mr. Wizard
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>>655497286
What is in your magical sack, Mr Wizard?
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>>655497400
what is in your magical sack, Mr wizard?
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>>655497400
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>>655497400
WHAT IS IN YOUR GODDAMN SACK MR WIZARD IM DYING OF ANTICIPATION
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>>655497400
mr wizard, please,
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>>655497400
>What's in your magical sack mr wizard?
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He ded
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>>655497400
>>655497400
sharp and stabby spinny boo
what will you transform into?
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He dieded
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>>655497400

he's probably shitting on the magical sack
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a sword
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OP is kill

Abandon thread before you're next
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>>655497578
Maybe the magical sack did become angry with him.
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>>655497400
What's in your magical hairy nutsack mr Niggard?
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>>655493938
Maybe you should make a weight set and a cheeseburger appear so you can cease weighing just a hair over 100 lbs.
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>>655497704
I told his ass>>655497420
>>655497027
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Omg the lights just died when the magic phrase was said!!! But I can make out that there is something inside of the bag.. Inside the dark.. Going to pull it out.
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RIP OP
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>>655497807
nerv gas?
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>>655497781
Aww nigga for once op was not a fag. Dont scare him away!!! We wanna see whats it the fucking sack!!!!
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>>655497807
IS IT MOOT?
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>>655497807
>inb4 op is kill
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>>655497807

DON'T
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>>655497807
>Implicating OP does not have a fleshlight in is cellular.
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>>655497807
if it's a banana I'll weep
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>>655497807

FUCK!!!

Dont do it nigger!
Stop drop and roll.
Hold the fucking phone.
Get the fuck out. NOW!
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>>655497807
is it gonna be a dildo
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>>655497807
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oh fug
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>>655497807
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>>655496486
+ ink and the other end cap = 4.
you shit.
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I hope it's some bed sheets OP, you need some
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U stupid mothafucka I told u
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OP is kill
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT'S A SACK MONSTER!!!! IT GOT MY HAND!!!
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>>655498064
:0
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>>655498064
put your dick in it
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>>655498064
NOOOOOO
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>>655498064
OH NO OP
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>>655498064
gasp
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>>655498114
This
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>>655498064
PUT IT BACK IN THE SACK!
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>>655498064
OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOD
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>>655498064
Quick! Close it so we can say the phrase again
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>>655498064

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING GOOSE AND SHIT,OP GET AWAY FROM THE ANGRY MAGICAL SACK,WE TOLD YOU TO DONT DO THAT YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER
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>>655498064

sharpie in it's pooper or gtfo
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>>655498064
Hory sheeeeet!!!!
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>>655498064
he just wants to be loved
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Put Something in the sack monster
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>>655498064
FEED THE SACK TO THE SACK MONSTER, QUICKLY
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>>655498195
fuck off randy
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>>655498064
HOLY SHIT
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>>655498064
Don't you ever stop Mr Wizard!
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>>655498184
>>655498184
>>655498184
>>655498184
what is in your magical sack, Mr wizard?
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>>655498213
Op plz
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>>655498270
You're a crazy man anon!!!
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>>655498064
>>655498209
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>>655495015
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>>655498270
Do it quick! But don't leave your hand in there Mr wizard!
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>>655496644
kek
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>>655496139
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I almost lost my hand but I managed to wrestle the monster and push it back into the sack! SOME ONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SAY THE MAGIC PHRASE TO BANISH THIS MONSTER TO WHERE IT CAME FROM!
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>>655495610
Get OUT Reddit fag
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>>655498568
what is in your magical sack, Mr wizard?
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>>655498568
whats in your ass, magic wizard?
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>>655498568
WHATS IN YOUR WIZZARD MR SACK MAGIC!
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>>655496377
still though, this guys got some cool shit
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>>655498568
What's in your magical sack mr wizard?
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>>655498568
What's in your magical sack Mr wizard?
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>>655498568
Whats in your magical sack, mr wizard?
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>>655498373
Underrated
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>>655498373
>tsundere sharks
REDDIT PLZ LEAVE
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>>655495015
I've wanted to get into photography, but unfortunately I don't have enough money for a decent camera. :(

I take pics with my phone tho
> pic related
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What's in your magical anus, mr. faggot?
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>>655498568
what is in your magical sack, Mr wizard?
>in b4 bipolar drugs
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>>655498568
whats in your magical sack mr wizard?
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>>655498766
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Please save this thread
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>>655498728
>4chan
>chan
>anime board
>go back to reddit with your anime
lmao
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This whole thread is cringe thread material
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>>655498568
What's in v your magic gab... SHIT I FUCKED UP!
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HA! LEGENDARY THREAD
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This thread is surprisingly original and entertaining
like this picture
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Please save this thread
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Sack in magical what's your wizard Mr.?
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>>655498749
Post pic in >>>/x/ and say you saw a ghost. Spoopy enough they'd buy it
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>>655499000
dubtrip said it promptly
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>>655499000
Obey my dubtrips
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>>655498954
That's the reason 4chan has always been shit.
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>>655498954
>lemon key face ecksDee
It's not because it's an anime reference. Its because its a tsundere sharks reference. Faggot.
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>>655499000
Full house checked
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CLOSE THE GODDAMN BAG! then cut a hole in the bottom of the bag....and put ur dick in it.
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I'm using clover. Can some computerfag save this thread and post the screen cap so we can refer to this in later threads like this???
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>>655499193
>has always been
thx for proving my point for me faggot
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>>655498992

i agree
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>>655499222
Aww shit nigga. Checked like a mofo.
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>>655499214
and the sharks are an anime reference, faggot
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Please someone save this with a command Ctrl+S, I am begging!
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Guys I think it is safe now.. The bag got smaller and lighter and it isn't moving anymore.. Should I open to see what new magical object that has appeared?
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>>655499055
Heh, they might.
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>>655499395
Do it
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>>655499395
do it!
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>>655499395
The danger is too great!
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>>655499264
Likewise
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>>655499395
do it
what's in the magic sack, mr wizard?
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>>655499395
OPEN THE BAG OP
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>>655499395
What's in your magic bag, Mr. Wizard?
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>>655499222
Proper check bro
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>>655499395
Nah just leave it closed and move on with your life anon
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>>655498064
RIP op
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>>655499470
this
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>>655499395
Hey, your magic sack has holes in it! But do it, it's gonna be fun. ^^
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>>655499395
yes, but have a knife ready to stab it.

OH WAIT SHIT YOU ALREADY TRANSMOGRIFIED THE KNIFE!
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>>655499395
Do it OP
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>>655499395
do it faggot
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Looks like a warning... Written with a shit hand writing.. Do I dare place another object in the sack?
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>>655499544
Not all wizards are wise apparently
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>>655499658
apparently the sack wants to suck you off. THis is proof you should put your dick in it.
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>>655499658
The suspense is killing me. Yes Op, one more item!
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>>655499658
PUT YOUR DICK IN IT
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what's in the bag?
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>>655499658
OP you need to put penis in sack
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>>655499658
Theres blood on the bag :O
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>>655499658
Listen very closely op. Take that note... and put it in the sack
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Mr Wizard. Why didn't the sack "spawn" anything extra terrestial? Well, except the sack monster obviously, but that I guess was a magical being, not a normal being from outerspace. Is the sack limited to earth? If yes, can we assume it's of earthly origin? That would suggest that the sack monster, or monsters actually exsist somewhere on our planet. The most likely place seems to be the deep ocean, since the monster looks like an aquatic organism. But it has eyes, suggesting it surfaces to 1km or less underwater.. Which spawns even more questions! Is the sack real? Is it from earth? Does the sack monster live on earth? Will it bite our dicks off if we go for a swim? Is the whole sack just a conspiracy to stop us from going into water? Is the government doing experiments in the ocean? What do you think of my uncle? and, most importantly, why didn't the sack monster leave any bite marks?
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>>655499784
kek
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>>655499658
You must study the arcane arts further before you can once again tackle the forces of the magical sack. Dont be a fool Mr. Wizard!!
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>>655499834
This
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>>655499658
The picture drawn on the paper clearly shows the thing that you have to put in. It is now a penis in a magic sack thread.
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>>655499658
IT PUTS THE COIN THE BAG OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN
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>>655499658
Put it in
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>>655499658
DO IT
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>>655500000
Anime is shite
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>>655499834
Do it
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>>655499658
I need a cuddle.
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>>655499875
Roll
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>>655499395
fuckin oldman hands
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>>655498373

Fucking lol
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>>655499834
Roll
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check'em
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Quints get.
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>>655498956
>The newfags is uncomfortable outside of the trap threads where it makes its home
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>>655499658
COCK IN THE BAG MR WIZARD
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>>655500033
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>>655499966
>>655500033
Checked dubs don't lie op
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>>655499834
right now
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>>655499834
rolling
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Op may have accidentally an hero'd
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>>655500000
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>>655497286
Connor??
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>>655495015
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>>655499658
write an own note saying "I do what I want" and place it in the sack
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what a faggot
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>>655498956
>I'm too mature for 4chan
>I was back with other mature people my age on www9gag.com/r/feminine penis
>It's not like these games are fun anyway why are they all enjoying it.
>im only 15 and I dont play kids games
>tfw no friends
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>>655496139
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OP, put moneyz in there so you get more moneyz. trust me i'm a businessman
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Let's fucking go fagget!!
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Ok guys! We need to do this right or else I might lose my hand for real this time or worse! Which one do I choose?

The calculator - try to appeal to the sacks massive magical intellect

The coin - try to appeal to the sacks greed

The USB sticker with porn in it - try to appeal to the sacks sexual lust
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>>655499834
only true answer
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>>655500444
Trust him. That combo don't lie.
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>>655500444
checked
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>>655500529
Usb
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>>655498064
OP is kill
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>>655500529
Pornstick
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>>655500529
USB for sure, that sack is horny af
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>>655500529
calculator, but spell out "BOOBS" first.
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The USB sticker of course doh
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>>655500529
Flashdrive
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>>655500529
Money

Bags love money
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>>655500651
kek this
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Should I put it back into the sack? Wouldn't that just make the sack more angry?
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>>655500651
yes, that way you appeal to BOTH intellect and lust.
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>>655500651
ayyyy
>>
>>655500651
Seconded
>>
OP is a pretty cool guy.
>>
>Cut a small corner of the sack
>Put it inside
>Magical phrase
>???
>Profit
>>655500529
>>
>>655500529
usb um yeap
>>
>>655500759
No, put in the calculator, but spell out "BOOBS" first.
>>
>>655498956
Hello newfriend, I see you already got in touch with the infamous cringe threads of this site. Maybe you'd also enjoy the ylyl, trap, furry or any other unoriginal thread here. Have a nice stay :^)
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>>655500759
It is what must be done op. Trust me. Whatever your fate, the sack knows best
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>>655500529
the USB clearly
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>>655500759
oh god. you are really living life on the edge man! DO IT YOU CRAZY BASTERD
>>
>>655500759

High risk, high reward.
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>>655500759
How about you put everything in the bag?
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>>655500651
Kek
>>
>>655501005
That sounds like a death scentence
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>>655500759
yeah, show the sack that you're the one in control here!
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>>655501005
YES YES YES
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>>655500651
Genius, I'll do this first.. If the sack gives me something bad I'll put the warning back in..
>>
>>655500000
>>
>>655501082
Or the end of the world as we know it
>>
>>655500529
If you can't decide, roll a dice.
1-3 are the things that you posted with the photo.
4: >>655500303
5: >>655500759
6: >>655500825
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>>655496377
Shut up Morty! Wh-why do you have to UUURRRP-ruin everything all the time. You little piece of shit, and why are you reading this in my voice?
>>
>>655501194

YEEAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>655501005
Don't be ridiculous. The magical bag couldn't hold whatever it transformed that all into.
>>
Magic phrase please!! And pray for me!
>>
What's in your magical sack, Mr wizard
>>
>>655501315
What's in your magical sack mr wizard?
>>
>>655501315
What's in your magical sack Mr. Wizard?
>>
>>655501315
Whats in the magic sack mr wizard???
>>
>>655501315
what's in our magic sack, mr wizard?
>>
>>655501315
>>655501362
>>655501388
the praying starts now
>>
>>655501315
>What's in your magical sack, Mr wizard
>>
>>655501315
what is in your magical sack, Mr wizard?
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>>655501315
What's in your magical sack, mr. Wizard?
>>
>>655501315
What's in your anus mr magic Faggot?
>>
>>655501315
>what is in your magical sack, Mr wizard?
>>
Be careful opening the bag there might be some white stuff in side...
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>>655501315
is that a nug of weed in the bottom of your pic?
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>>655501315
YOUVE GOT YOUR WORDS! NOW OPEN THE GODAMNED BAG!
>>
What is in your magical sack, Mr. Nigger?
>>
What's in your magical sack, Mr wizard
>>
Don't open the sack! There might be a nigger inside!
>>
The FBI is taking the sack, or he has died.
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>>655501648
>>
This thread needs to die so I can go do something constructive.
>>
HOLY SHIT IT IS SOMETHING BIG THIS TIME!.. IT IS... IT IS...
>>
>>655501759
ITS MY DICK
>>
>>655501759
Dragon dildos
>>
>>655498608
You took the bait.
>>
Ok I'll admit I was skeptical at first but this is incredible - there is no other explanation... I can't wait to see what the sack does with the boobs calculator. I'm on the edge of my fucking seat in this thread. Best in a long time
>>
>>655501759
TELL US!
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>>655501759
A cut-off head?
>>
>>655501759
Your mother?
>>
>>655501759
Just like i said....be careful
>>
>>655501759
For the love of fucking zeus open it!!!
>>
>>655501759
Your girlfriends BMI
>>
>>655501759
Holy shit Mr. Wizard don't die!
>>
IT IS FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!
>>
A nigger!
>>
>>655501759
It's a coffee mug
>>
>>655501854
OPERA is actually a serial killer, leading us unknowingly towards the body of his first vctim
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>>655501759
JOHN CENAAAAA
>>
Very clever Mr Wizard
>>
>>655501800
lel
>>
>>655501931
F0CKING KEK
>>
>>655501931
anticlimax confirmed :(
put your fucking dick in next
>>
>>655501931
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>
>>655501931
Still no fucking bed sheets tho
>>
>>655501931

But niggers don't have freedom, Mr Wizard
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>>655501854
>>
>>655501931
I approve
>>
>>655501931
OH FUCK UNCLE SAM IT IS A TRAP
>>
>>655501931
Huh, if only we had enough boob calculators the free the whole world.
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>>655501931
GOODBYE SIDES
>>
>>655501931
Fuck Murrrica
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>>655501931
Now give it the coin!
>>
>>655501931
Soo is that good or not?
>>
>>655501931
This fucking bag is working for the government. It just happened turn boobs calculator into a flag... I dont think so

What's next? A pamphlet on why guns should be banned and a global warming instructional video?

Gtfo here Obama I know its you
>>
Freedom! Zwh
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>>655501931

based OP
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>>655501943
Oh, again? Well, let's wait and see. ^^
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OP, you should shit in the bag.
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>>655501931
Good thread ty OP
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>>655501931

ok
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>>655501931
God Bless America!!!
>>
>>655502047
Don't your get jews
>>
Cum in the sack. See if a 9 yr old daughter comes out
>>
Is it over?
>>
>>655502094
if trip this
>>
Put something living in the bag
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>>655502094
This
>>
>>655498887
>>655502060
>>
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ITT: Some faggot puts household objects into a padded mailer, and /b/ takes a quick break from fapping to traps to lose its mind over it
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>>655501931
>>
put some fucking bed sheets in the bag
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>>655502074
Not like I have anything better to do
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>>655502047
THIS
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>>655502060
Maximum kek
>>
>>655501931
>>
>>655502157
AYY
>>
>>655495022
lol, story?
>>
>>655501931
Wow, way to anticlimax, OP
>>
OP.... That obscure coin that has been in almost every photo, I believe it is a dime... OP... the dime... place it in the sack.
>>
>>655502247
>>655502141
Let's give it porn, then maybe Mr. Wizard will get a beautiful witch wife!
>>
>>655502199
This fucking faggot doubts the almighty power of the bag
>>
CUM IN SACK TRIPS GET
>>
>>655502199
ITR: some butthurt butthurt hurts his butt because of hurtbutt
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If OP puts the coin in, we might get something FDR related. Maybe polio
>>
Write a note to the bag. Ask it a question about the future
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>>655502357
Shun the nonbelievers!
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>>655502199
BURN THE NON BELIEVER
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magical thread is dead
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