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>browse tinder >found this chick >literally the only

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>browse tinder
>found this chick
>literally the only photo she have on her profile
>10 mins away from me
>ask her if she wants to go out now
>she said yes

I have 30 minutes,dubs decides what to wear and what to say when i see her
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she looks fat as fuck
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>>655157928
well im kinda horny , so yeah
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>>655157825
ask for another picture you socially awkward autistic fuck. Its not that hard.

Say some shit that if you are going to meet her you gotta at least know who to look for
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I'd tap it , givin it 7/10
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A white stained black T-shirt (and I mean heavily stained) and say "Were you covering your mouth in that picture because your breath smells SO bad, that you could smell it through the screen? Ew, smells like I was right..." and then leave.

Oh, and get it all on video and post it here.
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And she thinks she is very artistic and shit like that, 100 % feminist
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>>655157825
May be fat as f
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Tell her to take a pic of herself first
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>>655157825
Thats that girl who killed herself by decapitation with a train.
You're getting catfished /b/ro
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>>655157825
Rolling for full slav track suit.
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>>655158691
Really ?
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>>655157825
Go nude .. Fuck clothes
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>>655158354
She's dead.
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>>655157825
ayy lmao shirt and bong in hand
>WOWOOWOWOWW
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>>655158763
Yes, its all over various Russian forums. There was a thread here about her yesterday.
They were talking about how she always has her face covered
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ayy shirts
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Stalk her from afar then creep up on her , if she catches you pretend bin laden set you up for this
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OP here , she found her on FB... now she wants me to have a fucking car ?
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>>655157825

>I have 30 minutes,dubs decides what to wear and what to say when i see her
>what to say

say امتي قد لاح فجر
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>>655158691
That russian girl was 17, chick in ops pic looks 25~
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Button up, nice jeans potrolmans shades. Roll up smoking cigarette blasting shabba.
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>>655157825
that is a man
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>>655159200
winrarrr
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>>655159097
She so fat you gotta pick her up in a car. DUBS OF TRUTH
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She's fat and pushy. Enjoy your shitty sex post pics
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>>655159097
golddigger whore m8, grab your m8 car, go fuck her cunt in the back then dump the hoe.
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>>655159278
HNNNNGGGGG SO CLOSE
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No images found when reverse image search..
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>>655159097
kek
>with your car
>op doesn't have a car
dude go to the closest car you see in the street and press enter
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>>655159200
OP U BETTER DO THIS
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I GOT DUBS EVER!!!!
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>>655159097
>asking a girl on a date
>not having a car

wtf you nigger, how did you plan to get there
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Fedora and pyjamas
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>>655157825
>Nike tick cap
>guaranteed pussy

they grow up so fast ;_;
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Got this from her
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>>655159411
By bus ?
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>>655159446
maybe not a fatty
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>>655159200
Come on OP
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>>655159446
Smash
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its a trap op, only one pic, no complete face, find you on facebook, asks for car straight out the bat, its a ambush.

Dont go OP, this smells funny, remember, Tinder is also part of the internets.
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>>655159446
that is a man son
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Maybe i should ask for nude first ?
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>>655159627
Kek
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>>655159710
GET IN THERE YOU FUCKING PUSSY
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>>655159710
Literally, whats so hard about meeting up with a chick to fuck. She already wants your dick, all you have to do is show up
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>>655157825
They gonna stab you and steal yo shit boi.
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>>655157825
Careful OP, you don't know what's under that veil.
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That bitch is playing games with me
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Shes dead,shes the one that died in a train accident or something , it can't be her , check the other replies you dumb fuck , someone is messing with you
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>>655160145
You fucked up.
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>>655160145
ABORT
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its a scam you faggot, she wants to steal your shit man, its not a real girl, no person would fucking act like that shit.
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>>655160201
prof ?
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>>655160145
RETREAT
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>>655160145
I've run in to such girls. Just don't trust her, mate.
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is that ok ?
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>>655157825
Op gets raped by big black man
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>>655160515
Ye, perfect
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>>655160145
"I was gonna get pussy, then I remembered Im a huge faggot" - OP
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>>655160515
Noice
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You did great, Op
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>>655160515
made me stand up and clap twice
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>>655158729
>>655159097

You're gonna get robbed op
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damn now i have to wait till s/he to reply back..
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>>655160515
Post reply
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>>655157825
Tell them about this thread and tell them to upload photos with pieces of your body is something goes wrong
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she said what
what to reply ?
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>>655160515
gg
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>>655160938
Tell her she gon get raped soon
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>>655160515
rolling for you to threaten her in the name of allah
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>>655160938
MAKE. MY. DAY.
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>>655160938
It's time to leave, OP. Goodnight.
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She's bluffing dude. Write back asap..
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>>655160938
Lol, she is angst. Lets see how far you can go with this OP...
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>>655157825
she's either a fat bitch or a trap. stay away
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>>655160836
If
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>>655161111
Quints
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>>655157825
Looks cute... Probably a guy.
>ask to see her feminine penis
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So she was going to meet you to fuck, but once you mention fucking she calls you a creep.

Tell her you'll put her big mouth to good use.
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>>655161111
Mfw when a faggot gets quints
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>>655161356
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>>655161480
That's quads
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>>655161207
>>655161480
Quints? Only quads
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>>655160938
>He said he wanted to have the sex
>I am threatened, he's going to rape me
>police pls arrest I am fragile womyn
Feminist/10
Ruin her day OP
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>>655161351
!
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>>655161351
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>>655161351
let's wait
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>>655161207
>>655161480
quads retard
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>kekekekekekeke
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>>655161351
Expose her name to /b/
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>>655161920
wew
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>>655161920
Send her a dick pic
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>>655161969
this
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>>655161920
That's not what your father said when I fuked his ass last night
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>>655162018
This
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>>655161969
>69
You don't have a choice anymore.
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>>655161969
THIS
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>>655162101
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>>655161920
>>655162018

DO THIS SHIT OP, DO IT FAGGOT

let's see gow far you can get op
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>>655162018
Rolling for this
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>>655161920
She's a fucking retard.
>my father is a policeman
Yeah, fucking right. Go rape her OP
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>>655162244
Dibble dubs
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>>655162018
COME ON ANON

YOU WILL BE REMEMBERED
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>>655158729
ROLLING FOR THIS!
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>>655159446
I see she enjoys Iron banner. tell her the real pvp is all about Trials of Osiris
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>>655158729
roll
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>>655159234
this
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>>655162493
How about baphomet sigil
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OP, where the screenshots at
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> Carmen Dal on fb
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>>655161920
She is bluffing, keep pushing the edge OP.
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>>655157825
Send her face of acnekun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3tV3sx2DSU
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Send her dickpic
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>>655158729
roll
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>>655162811
checked
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>>655157825
send her rekt stuff
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>>655162712
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>>655162018
DO IT!! Maybe she'll be pleased and have sex with you!
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>>655162946
Havent you seen the plot of this thread even
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>she blocked me after that
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>>655163089
LETS report him for blocking
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>>655163055
Chicks fucking love dicks, i bet she'll change her mind if OP does it. Then he can rape her anyway
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>>655163267
Her/him*
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We had a good run /b/tards
>still no fuck today
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OP must have small wiener and not wanting to have to show the screenshot.
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>>655161920
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send dick pic!!
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>>655163415
Kidding rite?
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>>655161351
> your dog
> your father
is it turning a gay shit?....
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>>655159200
OP classy as fuck
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So its over?
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OP here, i have a small dick indeed
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Dress normal
Be normal
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I guess this is how the story ends (unless OP has something up his sleeve)
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>>655159200
OP?
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>>655163887
lmao
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>>655161638
Whos that trap?
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>>655163932
Well she blocked me on fb and tinder, i have to find another girl
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>>655157825
>Hide face because herpes
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>>655163887
This. Don't fuck up anon
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>>655164150
she is just a fat bitch after all
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>>655164197
>late to the party , anon
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>>655164028
idiot.... this was the shortest fagotry ever...
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>>655164197
Read top, skip to bottom much?
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>>655161920
nice, OP.
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>still waiting for the police
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>>655157825
Say Nya Goodbye
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>>655164662
nice meme
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>>655163089
bad for you
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Op here, now her brother wants to kill me
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what what what????? that escalated really quickly , prof now!
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>>655165067
and her 31 cousins
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>>655165355
send him a dick pic
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>>655165469
this
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>>655165067
hope you dont live in europe because then he can kill you without repercussion.
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op here, damn she was a no show and doesn't reply to me on tinder.
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>going for the dick pick now
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>>655165355
say "sry, and you've got beautiful eyes"
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tell him your adress
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>>655165675
kek
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>>655165469
THIS
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>>655165675
damn son where did you find dat
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>>655165675
0^10/1
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>>655165675
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>>655158729

Roll 4 gopniks
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>>655162493
he should get her a salad for dinner... as in lord saladin?.. get it?...
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topkek moruk
where u @
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>her brother send me a dick pic 2
>kek
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>>655166137
id suck on that if she/he doesnt want to ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
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>>655166137
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Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8.
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What to do now ?
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>>655166651
send it to her sister and say he is trying to steal you from her.
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>>655166859
time to meet her and her bro?
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>>655161351
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>>655166969
6969 checkit
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>>655166651
comedy gold
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>>655165675
The ride never ends
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>>655166651
what the fuck
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>>655159097
Say you will come with your Lamborghini that you got from your Knowledge
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>>655166651
>hairy as fuck
>trashy circumcision
true mudslime indeed. prepare to get decapitated OP.
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>>655167313
nigga this shit aint real
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>>655167313
Great job blurring the name kek
russki jest
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>>655167313
How do i even spell his name?
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>>655167463
As much as I can see, its Stefan Mandal...
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>He blocked me 2
eh kek
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>>655167551
mandalanovich probably
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>>655167601
send his dickpick to all his friends. also post his info here so we can dox him.
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>>655165675
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>>655159380
I believe you mean Triangle or Y ?
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>>655167463
стефан мандал
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>>655168327
stupid slav people
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This thread was a Ruski ruse all along
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>>655158303
roll
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>>655157825
You wear the wierdest shit you have +boxershorts/underpants on your head

You say "Fuck me in my face as hard as you can" as your introduction, if she doesn´t run away go ahead and repeat "fuck my face!" over and over again

When she finally leaves cry after her "please fuck my face" and sob...
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сука сука сука сука сука
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>>655168534
the dates cancelled. read the thread, pleb
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>>655168534
bruh
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>>655168534
rolle
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this is the greatest thing i've seen all year.
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>>655168718

yeah sorry :<
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