>found this chick
>literally the only photo she have on her profile
>10 mins away from me
>ask her if she wants to go out now
>she said yes
I have 30 minutes,dubs decides what to wear and what to say when i see her
A white stained black T-shirt (and I mean heavily stained) and say "Were you covering your mouth in that picture because your breath smells SO bad, that you could smell it through the screen? Ew, smells like I was right..." and then leave.
Oh, and get it all on video and post it here.
OP here , she found her on FB... now she wants me to have a fucking car ?
OP U BETTER DO THIS
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I GOT DUBS EVER!!!!
its a trap op, only one pic, no complete face, find you on facebook, asks for car straight out the bat, its a ambush.
Dont go OP, this smells funny, remember, Tinder is also part of the internets.
Careful OP, you don't know what's under that veil.
Looks cute... Probably a guy.
>ask to see her feminine penis
DO THIS SHIT OP, DO IT FAGGOT
let's see gow far you can get op
She's a fucking retard.
>my father is a policeman
Yeah, fucking right. Go rape her OP
I see she enjoys Iron banner. tell her the real pvp is all about Trials of Osiris
Send her face of acnekun.
DO IT!! Maybe she'll be pleased and have sex with you!
Havent you seen the plot of this thread even
Chicks fucking love dicks, i bet she'll change her mind if OP does it. Then he can rape her anyway
> your dog
> your father
is it turning a gay shit?....
I guess this is how the story ends (unless OP has something up his sleeve)
idiot.... this was the shortest fagotry ever...
Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8.
You wear the wierdest shit you have +boxershorts/underpants on your head
You say "Fuck me in my face as hard as you can" as your introduction, if she doesn´t run away go ahead and repeat "fuck my face!" over and over again
When she finally leaves cry after her "please fuck my face" and sob...