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/b/ I'm going to have sex today for the first time. Apart

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/b/ I'm going to have sex today for the first time.
Apart from wearing a condom do you have any tips?
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I have one, my own
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>>655135070
Lick her pussy.
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Don't clench your ass
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Dont do that like a porn movie
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If you really want to make the girl remember your cock go into doggy style position then position her so she is laying down and then shove your cock as far in as possible
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No, anon, we don't give you a tip, you give the tip to her.
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It will be terrible. It will get better.
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Start slow. Start doing the doubles math (2-4-8-16-32....) and or flex your thighs, whenever you're about to cum to last longer.
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Use some lub !
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>>655135245
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>>655135070
its also the first time for the girl ? (this can change a lot of things)
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Get the foreplay going, one, then two fingers maybe three at a push and your ass will be ready in no time
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>>655135201
This
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Go play ori and the blind forest
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>>655135245
This
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>>655135070
Don't wear a condom
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>>655135308
This 100%
Don't worry if you don't cum. It's because you're bad at sex, you'll get better
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Wear two condoms
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>>655135700
condom will make me last longer, also I don't want STI/get her pregnant.
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>>655135330
flexing my thighs actually makes me come quicker
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Go for anal right of the bat. Also icy hot on your balls is a godsend.
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After the sex you need to tell her, that you love her. Bitchez love dat
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>>655135070
Pick her up and spit in her butthole. Chicks love that.
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>>655135070
Don't wear a condom
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You're going to cum in 30seconds. Eat that pussy/finger for a good 15minutes before fucking.
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>>655136111
It will be only one night stand
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>>655136143
Exactly. Right on the butthole.
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>>655136191

Truth.
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make poopies while u stick it in her.
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>>655135070
If it's NOT her first time let her know it's yours and let her take the lead. You'll have more fun that way. If it IS her first time use live and go slow at first.
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>>655136390
Bitches love when you make poopie
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>>655136191
30 seconds might be pessimistic, but you definitely want some rubbing/licking to get her warmed up
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>>655136191
bullshit. When i was high and drunk af at the party i fkd girl for several hours. She was completly sore .
Pro-tip Best sex is rough sex. Act like an animal.
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Don't moan like a donkey
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White knight fag here. Just have fun mang. I'm pretty sure that your partner is just as into it as you are. Make sure it's a good experience for both of you. Don't want to regret your first sexual experience ever, believe me.
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>>655135070

Tell her not to tell mom and dad, that it's a secret.
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>>655136500
The point is that he wont last long enough to give her an orgasm. He should go down and give her a couple before he busts a nut.
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>>655136400

if it's NOT her first time, tell her that it's your first time, so that she leaves you for the virgin loser you are, and then you can spare yourself the next 30 seconds of hesitant, insecure embarrassment.
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Make her cum by going down on her or fingering her first. Then go to town.
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sidle up to her nice and close and ask if she want's the ol' lickaroo
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>>655136657
Why the fuck are you even here?
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>>655135070
Tell her to fuck you
Bitches love fucking men up
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smoke weed/drink beer
numb the brain to last longer
don't wear a condom
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>>655136657
>I didn't meet her yet, I'm going out tonight and find some hoe in a club.
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>>655136822
Dubs
Now fuck off white knight
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>>655135070
Don't rush
Go with the flow
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>>655135070
Don't use a condom you faggot.
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>>655136797

> nice and close

you mean sleek and suave
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>>655136877
Why shouldn't I wear a condom?
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>>655136219
So you are going to a whore uh
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>>655135070
don't be a fag
>PRO TIP: you can't
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>>655136959
i don't think he is experienced enough for that yet
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>>655136994
not a whore, I'm going to a club.
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>>655136986
just dont
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>>655135070

Try not to poop in her mouth until she's ready to call the cops.
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>>655137064
>I'm going to a club
a whore's natural habitat.
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>>655135070
If she finds out you're been posting copypasta she might lose interest.
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>>655135070
Get drunk. That way you have an excuse for when you can't find her vagina.
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Faggots just tell me why I shouldn't wear a condom
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>>655136986
Don't listen OP
Just do this
Get her warmed up
Oral or fingering or teasing
Tell spread your asscheeks all the way don't stop intill it stings. Then piss and shit yourself on top of her.
Then scat away
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>>655137199
If anyone gets quads I will do it.
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dont wear a condom
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>>655137138
Best comment so far, thx.

@op: tell her you love her. She will tell all her friends how awesome you are. They will run after u and will give you their pussies
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>>655137182
they are faggot dont listen theme
AND WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM !
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Lol @ all these idiots assuming you're fucking a girl
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>>655135070
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>>655137199
>exit the room zoidberg style while whooping
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>>655137064
Then maybe licking her might not be a good idea, try not to get some mouth infection or some shit.

Think this, if she puts out for you first try, it means she puts out for everyone first try aka long cock mileage proceed with caution and wear an hazmat suit
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>>655137375
I'm going to faggot, it's easy to get laid
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>>655135070
Make sure you're in the mood.
foreplay is important.
eat the pussy
don't dive right in.
sometimes alcohol will make you last longer and enhance the experience. not to much tho.
so does weed.
after jizz, if she has not been pleased, finish her off!
>good luck.
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>>655136986
Because you might as well jack off if you're gonna use a condom.

Shit feels cash raw, my little anon.
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>>655135295

The prone bone. Feels fuckin great
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>>655137358
Get the fuck out of here
>>>/twitter/
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>>655136986
>>655137064
>picking up a whore in a club
>thinking about not using a condom because of /b/tards advice
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>>655137695
No, i'm just helping op
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listen to her. if shes making sounds that indicate pleasure, keep doing that.

caress her body to warm her up.

start slow and work your way faster.
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>>655137774
>@
>helping anyone
Lurk before you post even if it is good advice my dude
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>>655137064

same thing dude
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Alright OP, I think I found a way to masterfully please her.
First fill her up with air, or it looks like you're fucking a bag.
Make sure its even throughout.
Next, get some lube, not the hygienic one but industrial.
Spread it all over her rubbery vagina, inside to.
Next create a shitty comic based off 2 popular video games. Record yourself fucking her.
Become a "trans" in a couple of years. And get banned from gamestop.
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>>655137978
Nice try, but that's thank_mr_skeltal.png not a jpeg!
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>>655135070

Lick her eyeballs as foreplay. It stimulates.
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>>655137774
3 off from quads...
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>>655138130
trik'd
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>>655138027
>kekd
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>>655137925
Too lazy to scroll up. @ was easier.
Yeah just wanted to 'help' a virgin brother
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@655138385
i dunno what that anon's fukkin prob was brah
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>>655138519
Did you just @ someone! Holy fucking kek
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>>655138519
Oh boy
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You need a condor not a condom 4chan lied to you.
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>>655138519
Is this bait?
Because i don't think it is and im scared
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>>655135070
don't wear a condom
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>>655138643
>>655138519
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>>655138519
>Op is virgin
>anon is somehow bigger faggot
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Well the first time I had sex was with a virgin girl and no condom, so I came in like 20 seconds. You probably won't feel shit through the condom though. Try to get the bubbles out of it without rubbing all the lube off. But if you incest in water based lube, such as ASTRO glide, put a drop inside the condom for yourself and then use a few on her for extra slipperiness. It'll be real good then.
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>>655135201
Agreed
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>>655139113
>incest

Shut up goober.
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>>655139113
> if you incest
You go to jail
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>>655138162
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>>655135070
Make sure when she falls asleep to tape cab fare to her forehead. Y'know, like a gent.
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>>655135295
As a girl I confirm
This
Do
This ;-;
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>>655139645
nah mate she can do a walk of shame
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>>655135070
Make sure u lube ur ass faggot
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>>655135070
First don't fuck her like you're in a porno.
Lick her gooood even if you don't like it, if you fuck up it will make up for it. Try to relax and have fun, don't rush. You'll probably fuck more later tonight
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>>655135809
hell while youre at it just wear 4 condoms, youll last forever man
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>>655135961
This
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>>655135961
This all the way.
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>>655135809
>>655135870
The best way to prevent STI is to wear 5 condoms and a sock
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>>655135070
use your hips when thrusting op, move those goddamn hips so your cock touches all over inside

and foreplay, never forget the foreplay chicks are crazy about that shit
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>>655139958
Obviously I we will have ~15 min of foreplay first. I will find her g-spot with my fingers and then pick a position to put pressure on it with my dick.
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>>655139854
Being transgender does not make you a girl.
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>>655135070
don't wear a condom, it removes all pleasurable sensation.. wearing a condom is like fucking with pants on
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>>655140267
There is no g-spot. The theory was disproven years ago. It all centers around the clit.
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>>655140475
Not true now a days with thinner condoms. But you don't know any thing about any of this because you're a virgin.
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