/b/ I'm going to have sex today for the first time.
Apart from wearing a condom do you have any tips?
White knight fag here. Just have fun mang. I'm pretty sure that your partner is just as into it as you are. Make sure it's a good experience for both of you. Don't want to regret your first sexual experience ever, believe me.
if it's NOT her first time, tell her that it's your first time, so that she leaves you for the virgin loser you are, and then you can spare yourself the next 30 seconds of hesitant, insecure embarrassment.
Don't listen OP
Just do this
Get her warmed up
Oral or fingering or teasing
Tell spread your asscheeks all the way don't stop intill it stings. Then piss and shit yourself on top of her.
Then scat away
Then maybe licking her might not be a good idea, try not to get some mouth infection or some shit.
Think this, if she puts out for you first try, it means she puts out for everyone first try aka long cock mileage proceed with caution and wear an hazmat suit
Make sure you're in the mood.
foreplay is important.
eat the pussy
don't dive right in.
sometimes alcohol will make you last longer and enhance the experience. not to much tho.
so does weed.
after jizz, if she has not been pleased, finish her off!
Get the fuck out of here
>picking up a whore in a club
>thinking about not using a condom because of /b/tards advice
Alright OP, I think I found a way to masterfully please her.
First fill her up with air, or it looks like you're fucking a bag.
Make sure its even throughout.
Next, get some lube, not the hygienic one but industrial.
Spread it all over her rubbery vagina, inside to.
Next create a shitty comic based off 2 popular video games. Record yourself fucking her.
Become a "trans" in a couple of years. And get banned from gamestop.
Lick her eyeballs as foreplay. It stimulates.
Well the first time I had sex was with a virgin girl and no condom, so I came in like 20 seconds. You probably won't feel shit through the condom though. Try to get the bubbles out of it without rubbing all the lube off. But if you incest in water based lube, such as ASTRO glide, put a drop inside the condom for yourself and then use a few on her for extra slipperiness. It'll be real good then.
First don't fuck her like you're in a porno.
Lick her gooood even if you don't like it, if you fuck up it will make up for it. Try to relax and have fun, don't rush. You'll probably fuck more later tonight
hell while youre at it just wear 4 condoms, youll last forever man