GREENTEXT. What is the one decision you ever made that you regret

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>Op Is This guy Obviously
>PussyBoy

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>>655095092
bumping with more pics of this girl. Post your green texts

>>655095092
Letting myself drift into apathy for 6 years. I've wasted a chunk of my life that I will never get back, and while I wouldn't trade who i am now for anything I wish I could start again when I was young and do things right. I'm alright with who and where I am, but I just wish I had come to that conclusion earlier.

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>>655095899

Not studying during school and just being lazy and playing video gaes

>>655095092
Won't green text since it's a short story. Drunkenly kissed a 7/10 blonde who I know at a club. She called me a few weeks later and told me she was going swimming with her best friend and asked if I want to join them. Her friend is Easily a 9/10. It was around midnight and they sounded drunk. I said I was working but we should do it some other time. I wasn't working. They never called again

I had the chance to fly to another state and fuck this chick i knew for a week strait. Kind of wish i sis but then again i didnt spend the money on a plane ticket so idk.

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>>655097351
Dude you fucked up.

>>655097351
This was about 5/6 years ago, we were all 18/19. The girls were knows to be a little slutty. The 9/10 was fucking my friend for a while after and she told him that they had threesomes with guys and girls.

Also, irrelevant to the story but the 7/10 I had kissed now turned into a goddess now. Closest you can get to a 10.

I hate 19 year old me

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>>655097808
You and your friend should have teamed up on her.

I know its dumb but the time I could have met Mr. T at the mall. The entire day, I kept saying, "I'll go a little later, I'll go a little later..." And when I got there, they told me he just left. And when I asked the mall guy if he'll ever come back again, he said he didn't know

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Yup, u fucked up. I pulled it off w/ a blonde and a brunette. Best night of my life. They bought the hotel for the night and pills I had on me. True story, both hot as fuck. My success with girls since then has been so so.. but I uh, rose to the occasion. You dumb mother fucker

.. There is hope though, friend.
Get your bitch ass in the gym, culture yourself and stop being a weirdo on the internet all the time. Rise to the challenge and redeem yourself.. don't take this bitter, bitter regret to the grave, kno?
P.S. hookers don't count

..well, I mean.. you'll still be a beta that way.

>>655098149
They both got into relationships and settled down a few years later.

I still remember the moment when they called, I was nervously pacing my room while I was on the phone. Even right after the call I couldn't understand why I said I was working.

im tempted to post photos but not sure I want someone finding their fb and sending screenshots. I'm pretty sure they would both know who I am

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Not taking better care of my teeth when I was younger. Nowadays it's problem after problem and a mouthful of money.

I drank to much mountain dew (like a 12 pack every 2-3 days

>>655098844
Bro post pics

> be me
> at 18th party with gf and her friends
> all smashed, broke pool table, lights off music goes up etc
>gf comes to me, says 7/10 friend horny, hasn't had dick for a while
>gf is proposing 3some with 7!
>right lets do this, after a couple more drinks
>a couple of shots later, 7 starts vomiting
>passes out
>mfw didn't get 3way
>mfw gf never asked again

Learn from my mistakes /b/ros.

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Not opening Pandora's box..
(Pandora was a girl)
*facepalm*
Could have saved my early 20's.
Now it's athletic overdrive and other holiday prep work before the tinder algorithm numbers game. Not even tripping

No green text but

Banging my first girlfriend who was a 10/10 knockout because I thought it was gentlemanly. She broke up with me for "not moving fast enough"... Yeah, that shit haunts me.

>>655097480
What I see is a jew and a sand nigger. The jew probably makes you drink yourself into a coma and then steals your wallet. The sand nigger/indian (I don't fucking know) then rapes you and you get AIDS. Good that OP didn't go get robbed and raped.

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>>655099333
I hate to agree with you but dubs and a full-house don't lie..
Might've dodged a bullet there OP..

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>>655098975
Fuck it. Purple/Black and pink bikinis

>>655096804

Same boat anon. It's weird, I wish I could take it back but I've been apathetic for so long now, I kind of just don't care.

>>655099814
Damn I thought you were exaggerating. They're fucking hot

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>>655100320
Why would I? To look like more of a faggot?

This is a recent photo of the girl in pink. She's aging well

Just scrolled through my subscriptions...

Fuck the only ones I really enjoy are Dunkey, Cr1tikal, and h3h3. Rest of Youtube could fuck off and I wouldn't care.

Off topic but how much of a faggot is the game theorists? Tries to act all smart and basically just shitposts things he found on reddit.

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>>655095092
Feels thread?

>Be me
>literally yesterday
>snuck out the house with my dad's Porsche
>nodriverslicense.jpeg
>drank a shit ton of wine
>had to get back before 5AM
>crashed on the way home
>no injuries, just car total loss
>cops got involved so I'll have to appear
>dad kicked me out
>damage is estimated for 30k
>college student so broke as fuck

Now I'm sitting here at my moms and doing nothing

I fucked up real bad...

bumperino

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>>655103397
>broke daddies porsche

white people problems

>>655103397
This made me cringe. Owch, dude. Hope dad gets over it. Good thing you didn't get hurt.

>>655101924
>h3h3
Dude that guy is hilarious. His prank discussion video is hilarious.

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>>655103397
kek youre a fucktard

>>655100963
id love to fuck her holy shit that body

>>655102484
I hope he finds/found that asshole
There's nothing like killing the person responsible for you reason to live dying
>I speak from experience

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>>655105389
bumping with more pics of her. Im still upset I never fucked her. She's british too so she has a sexy accent. Ive always wanted to fuck a british chick. Oh well, shes been dating a guy for a year now so shes off the market. However I know for a fact that she was raped on two separate occasions (1 she had to go to the hospital) so she probably has aids or something.

>>655102484
TL;DR?

>>655105817
Dude loved his sister an odd amount and somebody raped her and she anheroed

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>>655105888
Damn thats dark

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>>655095092
Kinda same story except I wasn't as beta as you

>Be me resident DJ at 18+ club
>End of the night
>Leaving club going into the garage where my car is parked
>Two chicks in a car that i saw making out with each other earlier
>They ask what I am doing tonight and that they have a hotel around the corner
>Tell them I can't go
>They figure out that I have a gf
>They keep pressing for me to hang out
>Still don't go
>They leave
>I go home and fuck rage fuck my gf
>mfw we broke up a year later
>I should have fucked those two chicks

I have never had another opportunity since and I still think about that night.

>>655103397
Will insurance not cover it? You kinda stole the fucking car

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>>655106330
>I wasn't as beta as you
sadpepe.jpg

You should have just fucked them and kept it a secret.

>>655095092
@ the right, is that Abby?

>>655106666
If I could tell the future I would have. It was a long relationship and didn't want to fuck shit up. I'm sounding like a white knight right now lol

>>655106666
I fucking love Indian girls. Keep it coming man!
Also, dem quads

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>>655106747
nah

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>>655107219
Here you go. Stupid smile but these are the two girls in >>655095092

>getting married

>>655107412
Fucking hot bodies tho

>>655106896
Yeah dude thats because you pussied out

>>655095092
>Be me
>18
>senior yeare
>fall in love with 10/10
>she only drinks
>I only smoked pot
>says weed is kill
>tell her drinking is worse
>she said it's either her or pot
>I told her that it didn't have to be this way
>she says if I love her I have to change
>tell her will she stop drinking
>she laughs and says no
>silence
>says I guess we have our answer
>told her she'll din if she keeps drinking a lot
>she slaps me
>tell her that I loved her, but you're being a cunt
>leave
>2 weeks later she dies from alcohol poisoning
>her friend said said that her last words were that she loves me.
If I had just stopped smoking then, I could have helped her stop drinking so much. Now she's been dead for almost 4 years and I dream of her almost every night.
I miss her.

>>655106487
Yea the insurance will cover 90k but I'll have to spend 10k on top. I also trashed another car, a brick wall and a lamppost. I'm shitting bricks for appearing in court tho..

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>>655107257

Thought it was. They all look the same anyways.

>>655107599
fuck you, beta nigger. Lying to yourself is such a waste of fucking time.
You have no power here, king of manlets.

>>655107599
>2 weeks later she dies from alcohol poisoning
>>her friend said said that her last words were that she loves me
Damn dude is that for real? Sounds fake but you never know.

>>655107678
You got any hot pics of her?

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>>655108184

I don't talk to her much so no nudes.

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>>655108520
lol interesting pic

> be me
> be in college
> have a faggot roommate which is also surfing this thread
> he's so gay he literally begs me to penetrate his anubis with my ding dong.

>>655108712
Dont be a fag, fag

>>655108656

She's weird.

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>>655108712
>>655108712

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>>655107816
You're so right anon. I spend minutes of my time coming up with a lie, so faggots like you can waste their time reading my lies.
Go fuck your dad.

>>655108712
>be me
>be in college
>be that fag roommate
>have to say that i love my roommate

>>655099333
>>655099635
>dubs and a full house don't lie
>dubs
>tfw actually trips
Trips don't lie

>>655107877
Yeah, It really happened. I know it sounds fake, so far you and some other think it is. But that's my life man . It look a toll on me. Have been in a serious relationship since. It's hard for me to let go.

>>655109357
It sounds like she was an alcoholic to some extent, you shouldnt blame yourself.

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>>655109559
She'd love to drink almost every weekend. But she would was do it to moderation. She would never drink to get blacked out, she'd just do it to have fun and chill for the whole night, and if she felt like she had to much, she'd stop. But after I called her a cunt, she would drink so that she could sleep. So eventually she drank herself to death, and I honestly feel like it was my fault. I didn't even go to her funeral because I thought I'd breakdown completely and lose my mind. But I still visit her once a month.

>>655107602
your own fault you dumbfuck for driving a car you don't own without a licence.

your dad was right to kick you out you spoiled brat

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feels like this thread is dying.

RIP in Peace

I came like 3 times. One last pic of this chick.

>>655111919
No! We need more of her! Imgur or vola?

>>655111919
That"s a fine body, would fuck hard

>>655095092
I know the same feeling... But I "pussy" out 3 times.
I know why, because when I was young and I wait for my train, I always ask "you just have to jump, and all your problem will be solved". But something stop me to do that "I won't die until i've threesome".

>be me
>28
>bought my own home
>engaged
>be mortgage free in 5 years
>realize I'm posting in the regrets thread
>I have no regrets
>lol
>Meow

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>>655112224
Okay okay okay. Ive posted almost all of the hot pics I have. I have to save the best for myself, you know? ;)

Anyway heres one more.

BONUS If one of you print out this pic >>655095092
of her and spooge on it and upload that pic ill give out her facebook

>>655113071
Onya mate!

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>>655113015

>>655113071
Would you be willing to give the best up if traded for something worthwhile on kik?

>>655113247
It has to be good

>>655113337
Im not trading anything on kik. It sounds like b8. Post it on here

>hairy as fuck
>not even tall
>can't find anyone to have a conversion with
>live with mum
>she doesn't cook just get shit from cans
>she wont let me sit on the good couch
Fuck man why did i decide to be a cat

>>655096804

Want to elaborate some more and go into depth why this happened?

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>>655113435
I'll see what I have

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>>655114286

>>655111919
more pls!! or a dump

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>>655114333

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>>655114395

>>655114395
any pussy shots??

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>>655114455

>>655114455
>>655114395

nice dubs

also keep posting <3

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>>655114475
>>655114513

>>655114513
Fucking beautiful shots.

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>>655114570

>>655102484
This is so fuckign fake.

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>>655114570

bruh shes so hot...

>>655103397
Just remember. There are people in this world whose sole purpose is to demonstrate to others what not to do. It looks like you have found your calling.

> how do I greentext?

>>655114570
>>655114513
>>655114455
>>655114395
>>655114286
>>655114333
>>655114618

God damn you just won this thread

>>655114570

more pussy pics, mans tryna bust

>>655114618
>>655114672
Unfortunately that's the last of her apart from two videos. But I don't know how to convert shit to webm.

>>655095092

> Be me
> Since 2004 lurk 4chan
> Some time in 2005 I decide to finally start a thread.
> Become OP
> I now suck cocks relentlessly I can't even help it

Regret it every day for the past ten years

>>655114870
Whats in the vids? Any good? Also how do you know this chick? You fucked her?

You did the right thing anon. That was someone's daughter you know? There is one proud father out there who would shake your hand for not materializing his daughter and turning her into a trophy fuck.

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Got more of her?

>>655114870
can you post vid on mega or something. or someone can convert for you

>>655115133
A rare omegle find. Traded stuff on snapchat for ages before I worked out how to save it without the sender knowing.

>>655114870

yea man we NEED to see those vids

>Few weeks ago me and my new and first GF went to this party
>I'm socially awkward af but this is pretty fun
>I sit down and just relax
>This guy is talking to my GF in the kitchen
>After 5 minutes they start playing beer pong
>I go in and awkwardly watch. trying to talk when I can.
>He wins 3 times in a row
>Then I hear "If I beat you again, you gotta take your top off"
>..WTF
>I sit there, didn't know what to do or say
>Expected to hear "No, you know i've got a boyfriend"
>Instead she agrees to the bet
>They play again. She loses
>I look up. Can see the guy and his friends fucking grinning like pricks
>She sits up and takes her top off
>Then her bra comes off as well
>I still didn't say anything. Just wanted to be anywhere else
>I'm staring at the floor
>So fucking embarassed and ashamed
>Then the main guy says "if you lose the next game, you have to blow me"
>I look up. this can't be fucking happening
>She looks right at me then back to him and smiles
>They play again, and she loses once more
>I need to leave now. my stomach is churning with anxiety
>Getting myself psyched up to storm out so she'll stop and leave with me
>"Well, a deal's a deal" she says
>FFS NO!
>She gets up and drops to her knees in front of him
>She's smiling like she's fucking proud of this shit
>She starts undoing his belt
>All his friends start gathering round, forming a circle to watch
>I just stare at the floor again. Frozen
>I'm stood there pretending to not know what was happening
>After 2-3 minutes I hear the prick moaning and grunting
>She's giggling as she's fucking blowing him
>He finishes in her mouth
>His friends are all laughing and joking saying it was "ape" or some shit
>Then I hear the douche say "go show him"
>I know what he means
>Can't take this anymore
>I fucking bolt and run through the house and out the front door
>In the cab ride home I actually broke down and cried
>3 weeks later and she's still my GF although we've barely spoken
>I fucking love her but she's hurt me

>>655095092
Why are all the stories in this thread related to girls? You guys are a bunch of pussyfaggots

>>655115325
Yooo whats her snap. Pleaaaaseeee

Listening to people without actually experiencing it first hand. Secondary sources are terrible information and because of this very reason I have missed many opportunities.

>>655109993
>drank herself to death
>two weeks

Sorry anon, but im an alcoholic who was tried drinking himself to death. Takes longer than 2 weeks

Listening to people without actually experiencing it first hand. Secondary sources are terrible information and because of this very reason I have missed many opportunities like sports, social events, etc.

>>655115334
They're nothing too special. But still hot.
Vola: oVzSNB

>>655114687
Your comment genuinely made me kek, I'm feeling depressed for like the last 5 years because I don't know what my part is in the world or where I'll end up. Well you figured the first out for me haha. Ty based anon

>>655098633
I'm sorry Homer

>>655096988
Literally me rn senpai. how do i stop being terrible

>>655098633
Jesus Christ, that's heartbreaking.

>>655115628

Noob here, what is viola and how does it work?

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>>655095092
>going on 4chan
>reading this bullshit

girls recognize betas, impossible to ask you for a threesome when u are this autistic

>>655116020
google it like i did fam

>>655115458
Lol wtf, no way this is real. If youre still with her you are the most beta beta. an omega.

>>655115628

thanks m8

busted a fat nut with the first vid

>be born
>grow to an age that I can understand my own reflection
>im a nigger

>>655116139
That brings me to sinks and stuff, but no videos

>>655116198
>>655115628

Glad someone enjoyed it. Yo, post your kids in the room if you want to be added to a kik group. That way we can keep it off this thread + post vids

>>655115458
What the fucking actual fuck?
Dump her, you don't really love her, it's the firs girl who you've met, I hope this is bait holy fucking shit this triggers me.

>>655116301
rip

>>655116461
volafile.io

>>655116541
Do not post your kids!

>>655116647
>volafile.io
Blessed be!

>>655116461
Be resourceful you half wit. Search what is vola. you will get results, then you will realize the site is actually volafile, then search how to use volafile and watch like a 30 second video, then you get the goods.

Learn to internet bro.

>>655116541

Don't have kik, but do you have more vids? i may save em for later

>be me in high school
>beta af and dick full with hormones waiting to explode like a musulmin
>hot, chubby, blonde and massive tits friends i have a crush with
>1st semester after school I go with her to visit his mother at a elementary school
>do this like 3 ~ 4 timed per week
>next semester she she goes to school in the afternoon i stay in morning school
>i stop seen her
>theregoesmytitties.jpg
>ff 3rd semester dick going allahu akbar all nights watching porn
>one day I see those magnificent titties
>i never stop thinking about her
>then my horny teenager brain thinks
>"let's stale that baby girl a kiss"
>operation stealkiss, start
>say hi
>"oh hi, anon" she said
>"How you been" I said
>"good" she answer
>awkward silence
>i go for the kiss
>she dodge it like a mexican dodge la migra
>"what are you doing anon?"
> oh shiieeeeeeet
>i became a scared pussy


Cont?

>>655116551
this had better be bait on pasta

>>655116938
do it

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>>655115458

HAHAHHA IF THIS IS REAL YOU DESERVE IT

HOW CAN YOU BE SO FUCKING BETA YOU CUNT. I HOPE THIS IS REAL SO SHE CAN KEEP TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOU YOU SPINLESS CUNT AHAHAHA

>>655115458
No way someone can be this beta

Ebin meme broheim

>>655116704

I go to volafile (doot) io /r/oVzSNB but nothing shows up

This is frustrating i just want to cum to this chick

>>655117486
https://volafile(DOOT)io/r/oVzSNB

>19
>been skipping the same college English class for about a month now
>about to skip again this morning
Wtf is wrong with me

>>655098633
under rated post

>>655117763
>19
There's your problem

>>655095092

>be me at 16/17
>family has a week long trip out on a lakehouse
>my sister invites her 8/10 friend along
>shes around 20 at the time
>late at night she comes into my room saying my sister snores too loud
>mfw my sister doesnt snore
>out of the complete silence she breaks it by saying "i like you, you know"
>I say "oh"....."thanks"
>too fucking scared of making a move so nothing happened.

most beta moment of my life.

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>>655106666
nice

>>655115458
kill your self fam

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>>655108520

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>>655106666

CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE CHECK THOSE SATANIC QUADS?!??!?

>>655117763
Same but for a class i actually enjoy...

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>>655095092
Agreeing to go to New York.
>Be senior in High School in North Carolina
>In an early graduation program, would be graduating early January.
>Poorer than poor
>Eviction notices on our door every month for 5 months.
>Eventually work gets so slow we flat out could not pay rent and were finally evicted.
>Forced to leave for New York where my sister lived.
>It was October.
>Promised I'd get to continue my schooling up there.
>Surprise, her boyfriend decides to be the biggest ass in the world and refuse to provide the proof I needed to attend school.
>Eventually it becomes too late and I would have to repeat the whole year in order to graduate.
>I only had a little over three months left of schooling.
>My graduation with my friends and amazing teachers in North Carolina was taken from me.
Basically the last thing that was keeping me happy was taken and I became empty the entire time I lived in Brooklyn.
Now I'm back in my homeland of buttfuck Florida and still hate life.
At least I've adapted to not have strong emotions. Makes people who are mad at me even madder when I don't sow any signs of discomfort.

>>655095092
>Be me
>6 foot 5, blond hair, blue eyes, fit, 9.6 inch 6 inch round cock, smart alpha male
>Lesbian friends want a baby
>Want my seed
>go to their place every night for a week
>have sex every night sometimes 3, 4 times
>I'm only allowed to cum in the one girl
>2 months later they where both pregnant
>one was taking fertility drugs
>fucking twins
>3 kids on the way
>they start thinking of ways to get money from me
>my kids
>Oh fuck
>Demand fraternity test
>yep they're mine
>$690 a month and 5 years later I'm still fucked, they kept all three
>1 girl and two boys

>>655107602
you gon to jaiiiiillll

>>655119378
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GG

>>655115612
>im an alcoholic
>tried drinking himself to death
There's something called tolerance. If you're a seltzer, you probably already have one. 18-year old girls, not so much; and to drink until you can pass out - that's asking for trouble. I'm not saying it's likely, since I'm small and have a high tolerance for substances, but it's not unwarranted.

>>655119378
Oh no. This cannot be real.
>falling for the oldest trick in the book.

>>655099814
Mediocre but then again I live in Scandinavia

>>655102484
Fuck man the feels

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>>655120367

>>655120431
>>655120367
>>655120464

Niceee, keep posting :)

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>>655120534

Thats the last of the sexy ones I got. I have regular ones though

>>655119420
It's Belgium, so they won't send me to jail, but I'm scared of what will come on my record..

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>>655120702
I really wish I had that other indian chicks snapchat.

>>655120737
well if you weren't drunk, it's just an accident

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>>655120534
This one is pretty cool because she is holding a snake, which itself is fuckin hot

>>655115458
Assuming this is not copypasta,
you need to dump that fucking bitch or the whole world will laugh at you.

>>655120367
Dayum

>>655120995
info on her?

>>655119378
damn boy couldn't you just masturbate or have your dick sucked or something like that? dude.

>>655120850
I was drunk :/ 0.83 promille (legal limit= 0.50)

>>655120995
How did you get noods from her if you never hooked up?

>>655121252
Get these ugly clothed indians out of here.

>>655095092
I was in university and found economics really interesting so decided to get a degree in that. I didn't really find engineering interesting so switched out from that.
Don't focus on what you enjoy or like. Take things that people will pay you money for when you're done. Ignore those Ted talks about doing what you love. They're being given by guys that lucked out and are doing what they want for a lot of money. They're not the norm but the outliers. It's like every kid trying to be a pro athlete. You're not getting there.

>>655119378
how about a fucking contract

also why not keep the children? Lesbians are bad for their mental health

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>>655121068
Yeah

>>655121201
Nah sorry

>>655121334
my friend gave them to me. He is the one that fucked her. Several times actually. I never had another chance :(

>>655121467
maybe his country doesn't allow such contracts.

>>655121467
In most states that wouldn't work. They dont care how the baby was made. They only care about the child being cared for

I've posted this before, but I'll do it again
>be me
>earlier this year in May
>at a music festival with my bros, I'm candy flipping
That's doing acid and rolling for the /b/rothers that don't do drugs
>I'm having a cigarette, vibing to the music
>out of nowhere, this average 5/10 asks for a drag
>give her it, she thanks me and walks away
>not even a minute passes and she comes back
>"Hey, my friend wants a hit too but she's too shy to ask..."
>she points to her hot as fuck 9/10 blonde friend
>noice.webm
>blonde walks over to me, I'm chatting and smoking with her and her friend
>the blonde then says this
>"Wow, the music is great right? I'm waiting for my roll to kick in"
>I say, "Yeah, the music is fucking awesome. I'm rolling balls right now"
>she starts sucking the cigarette seductively as fuck, puckering her lips and shit
>While staring into my eyes, she says "Yeah, I'm just waiting for someone to make the right move..."
>extremeautisminbound.exe
>take one last hit of my cigarette and say "You can have the rest of the cigarette! Nice meeting you girls"
>walk away, thinking nothing of it because of the acid
>tell my bros what happened and they all call me a fucking retard
>mfw I could've hooked up with a hot ass blonde, and possibly her friend too
>mfw no face because on phone

>>655121332
shiiieeeet

well, still not that much to get you in some serious trouble but it will not be nice in your criminal record

>>655121577
Keep them pics coming homie. We will mourn with you.

>>655119378
>>I'm only allowed to cum in the one girl
>>2 months later they where both pregnant

Were they swapping cum???

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>>655121846
lol im running out. I got the non nudes because like a basement dweller I just stalked her on social media.

>>655121980
Also same girl from OP pic.

>>655121605
>>655121673
that's a shit country then. Basically it's just sperm donation, rite? Should have done it the official way

>>655103397
I wish you would've died in that crash, faggot
>"college" with no license
>drunk on wine
>daddy's porsche

>>655121798
yeah, i dun very goofed. I'll get over it eventually but I made it pretty hard for myself the coming years

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>>655121980
probably last one

>>655121577
Did they make your friend wear a condom?

long time ago

>be guy in early teens
>guy friend of mine tries to get me to suck his cock
>had been curious but tell him no
>end up getting married very young
>spend years thinking if I had just sucked his cock I would have realized I'm gay
>now have sex with guys on the down low since I'm still married
>feel like shit for doing it.

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>>655122276
one more

>>655107877
All posts on this site are autistic works of fiction

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>>655121467
ya no kidding
I tried to get the kids taken away by child services
They cry discrimination every fucking time
meanwhile the fucking feed the kids McDonalds and other fast food junk, feed them what they want rather than whats good for them.
It pisses me off to no end
my oldest daughter is 26 and I raised her good. she doesn't even like sugar, loves fruits and vegetables, hates fast food and is a model for fashion mags.
pic related

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>>655095092

>>655121577
Goddamn... those legs

>>655096804
Ho boy, I've started that drift into apathy and you might've just helped me out of it. Maybe.

>>655103397
In college, no liscense? WTF

>>655103397
How the fuck did you even make it to college
goodamn kids are fucking pathetic these days

ok

>17 year old me
>Super hot girl obviously crushing on me.
>find out she's not single. so no moves.
>moment she is single tell a friend you're planning on making a move.
>Guy says awesome! introduce me, i'll be wingman.
>Guy hooks up with girl 5 minutes after i get a drink from the bar we went to.
>Guy starts talking shit about me. girl starts hating me.
>Never trusting any guy who wants to wingman me now.

Having a long distance relationship with a girl for 4 years then moving across States to live with her before she crushed my heart and dumped me. Fuck love man. I want those years of my life back. I want to forget what being in live feels like.

>>655123059
It only takes one bullet man

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>>655122620
Yeah dude shes fucking hot. Shes been in my fantasies ever since then.

JUST raided her insta. I hadnt been there in a few months.

God damn lucky english bastard

>>655122059
the only safe way of doing it is through a sperm donation organization. if you are known to be the father of a child, even though sperm donation (as in actually fucking the woman), the court can hold you accountable for supporting the child.

There are some laws in place protecting sperm donors, some if done through a doctor and even some if done under a contract with the birth mother but you have to remember that the court can put aside those contracts if it is in the best interest of the child (who is NOT a party to the contract).

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You faggots just reminded me of this one time I could've scored when I was 16/17:

> In a relationship with a 7/10 girl, she was the first girl I ever had sex with,
> not love, but generally good relationship, and the sex is great
> during the summer I usually go with my family + aunts/cousins to the seaside
> she also had a trip arranged with her family, so we stayed apart for the summer
> one night, at the club with cousins and friends
> we are all chilling on some sofas and chairs
> out of nowhere, boom, 8/10 sexy dress girl sit right next to me, looking at me intensely.
> she clearly wanted to engage in a conversation
> this as NEVER EVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE. I am not ugly and I've always done sport and shit, but no girl has ever approached me this way.
> She keeps staring
> I keep betaing
> I think it would not be correct towards my gf to do something like that
> Cousins look at me like "DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK!! DO IT!!"
> After a while, she gets up and leaves

And you know what the best part is? After the summer was over I dumped my girlfriend because I wasn't really feeling anything more than physical attraction (aka them titties were huge!)

PROS:
- My honor is intact
- Me and my ex-gf became sex buddies after a while

CONS:
- The girl in the club was fucking beautiful and the thought of having had the chance to smash that still kills me a bit

> mfw and my cousins face throughout the whole situation

>>655123201
did she make your friend wear a condom?

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>>655123201
>>655123346

>Be me
>Woke up horny
>go 4chan
>Fap on traps

>>655116938
Cont

>same day
>i get home
>message her by Facebook
>pussy mode level 100
>"sorry femanon"
>she replies 6 hours later
>"what anon?"
>"le t me explain femanon"
>go ahead anon
>"i love you femanon"
>no replies
>"da fuck do I do whit this anon? I don't know what to say"
>"do you love me back femanon?"
>"no, i don't fag"
>world crashes, i realize what i have done
>"ohh shit, plese don't tell anyone femanon"
>"fuck off you nigger, I will tell everyone "
>fuuuuuuuuuuuckmylife.mov
>I didn't went to school 3 days
>eventually i go to school
>apparently no one knows abou it
>i never apologized for this
>i still love her
>I'm still beta
>i hate my life

>>655123170
I dont want to an hero fuck that shit. I just don't want to remeber some experiences where I used to actually be happy in my life. Cause not having them now hurts a hell of a lot more than never experiencing them at all.

>>655103397
Served you right for drink driving you cunt

>>655118643
I got chu
>>655106666 there you go booboo

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>>655123201
>>655123346
>>655123388

Fuck shes so hot. Love those shoes.

>>655122620
Heres another one for you guy

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>>655095092

Sperging out on this girl i hit it off with thinking she was jerking my chain when she made an excuse three times to not meet up. She kept saying next week because of her working hours. i got fed up and told her that if she didn't like me she should just come out and say it because she was wasting my time and that i feel like she's giving me the runaround so that i take a hint and back off. She got upset and said if that's what i think of her not to call and go out with her.

In hindsight i don't know if that was the right thing to do or if i was being selfish and not thinking that she may have a busy schedule that wouldn't let her meet up often.

>>655106330
Probably had harpies or da aids anyways.

People always post about these random missed hookups, but I'd be willing to bet they're total sluts if they do this and probably are crawling with STDs.

>>655123607
Butterface

Butterskin

Butterhair

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>>655123272
>aka them titties were huge

Bro post a pic of these titties

>>655123607
imho she's hot.

>>655123607
How'd you get the nudes of her? Did I miss part of the story?

>>655123607
Appreciated!

>>655107599
:^(

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>>655123469
I know dem feels man
Time helps a whole hell of a lot