ERP thread
>>654824506
Someone's desperate~
SUCK MY DICK SEMEN DEMON!
>>654825156
>immediately starts sucking your cock
Glory hole ERP Anyone?
Finally !
I hope we can have cute girls or even futas on this thread
>>654825406
>Quick, name a setting of the Erotica, go into specific or general detail of you want. Scenarios and such, etc. And who shall take who's gender role.
*touches you're butt*
>>654825698
did it really though
>>654826270
*Blushes*
>>654826245
>Addendum I:
>Shall it take place in first or third person point of view.
>>654825556
Why not ?
Could be really exciting to have my cock suck trough a wall even If I don't who is behind.
Imagination is powerful fantasy
>>654826783
Yes, indeed.
Let me set up some exposition bullshit.
>>654827314
Addendum, Male or Female? Revealed soon in or not?
>>654826783
>>654827314
Wait, don't you need someone to erp as the wall for you guys?
>Feels something warm and fleshy poking through a hole in its structure
>>654827314
Go for it
Hi anon! What's up?
Your party comes across an enchanted piss forest. Golden, pissy trees as far as the eye can see. A man with a golden beard and yellow robes stands in front of you.
>I, the Whizzard, have made the piss forest you see before you. Dare you enter my magical realm?
>>654827938
Hello you cutie
I'm Fox. How are you ?
Hello I am new here and would like my complimentary cock
Always remember to spend several minutes stretching before and after any strenuous activity!
>>654828556
A cat is fine too
>>654828536
I'm good! Thanks for asking! How're you?
>>654828656
am I kawaii desu ne?
>>654828837
I'm fine thanks.
What are looking for here ?
Are you chasing pokemons ?
>>654827884
Alright, here's some backstory or some shit.
>One day while browsing Craigslist, trying to find the usual cheap tickets to a concert, or camera sell, you'd find a advertisement which read the following:
"XXX all men to the Glory Hole you go. Free dick sucking at the public restroom at Pibs park from 2:30 PM to 5:00 PM. No charge and a good time guaranteed. 18+ or older."
>You'd go to where the public restroom where it was advertised, and in to a graffiti packed stall with words of vulgarity, and notice a medium sized, circular hole cut into it. The Glory Hole.
>>654828597
Why are you stretching right now...? Going to do something strenuous?
>>654829250
Ya! I'm trying to catch all the Pokemon in Kalos!
Hey guys I'm back again
Day three
I think I've become addicted.
Also hi
>>654829584
I'm about to start my next workout, in fact.
>>654829911
Addicted to what?
>>654829832
all of these suck u cant fuck
>>654829981
Can I join in? Nothing too intense, right?
>Starts to stretch a bit
>>654830084
excuse me? you cn have more than 1 gf at a time
Niggers!
>>654829618
Wow it is really ambitious !
It will be difficult but I think you can make it.
You seems courageous, optimist... and pretty.
To be pretty is not necessary to catch pokemons but...
>>654830345
Why aren't there any black guys cucking the anons in here.
Some of these bitches gotta like black dick.
Nue will practically fuck anything.
>>654830520
Aw haha you're so sweet anon!
>>654830169
Of course! Let's begin! Start by bending over and touching your toes. Keep those legs straight! Count to 10 and then slowly stand back up.
>>654830623
Someone call for me?~
>>654830719
>Spine snaps, falls over, shits self.
>>654830719
lemme suck dem toes
>>654830005
These threads, cock, sex in general
>>654830032
International shipping costs extra
>be me
BAZONGER
*unzips dicks
*cums instantly*
*die from eternal bleeding*
>>654829554
Unzip my pants, I hesitate and finally says
>>Why not ? I'm curious !
And I put my semi erect dick trough the famous glory hole
>>654830859
I thought you were addicted to meaty hips and facesitting especially.
>>654830771
>Yes, we must continue the hourly dick beating.
>>654830771
No.
Ugh... every fucking time...
Disclaimer: not in the mood for ERP tonight. Sorry if that upsets you, but that's how it is. I don't even know why I'm here.
>>654830719
>Eyes you bending over as I do the same
Well, you've certainly done this before...
>>654830719
*i transform into your yoga pants while my dick is 13 inches and throbbing*
*it zoops straight into your vagina*
how do you like that big girl?
>>654831006
I do love big soft booties~
>>654830649
Aren't you tired ?
Don't you want to take a break.
Your job must be quite tiring isn't it?
>>654831444
i think you're here for attention
reply 4 u, also upvoted and subscribed ^_^ thanks for the blog!
Alright, I'll bite.
The character I'll be playing is a cynical fucking jackass that's still in his early twenties but has the mind of a forty year old who's been working a shit job his whole life.
The challenge here isn't me seducing an adorable animu gal, it's an adorable animu gal seducing me.
Go.
> pic slightly related, minus bugs
>>654831444
You're here for trips and you secretly like us.
>>654831444
Lurking ?
>>654831567
Who does not ?
>>654830981
>In a few seconds after sliding to your member in, you'd feel something soft and wet upon your genitalia, a tongue, it'd be swirling it in a circular formation, almost like a lollipop, upon the head of the penis, and slowly begin to close his or hers lips over the shaft of his penis, going into his or hers mouth.
>>654831582
It can be... But I love it so much I can't stop!
>>654831567
We know it. Nothing wrong with wanting a set to match your own.
>>654831444
With my expert researching skills, I will now try to determine the point of this post is.
Yup, there it goes, my brain stopped.
>>654831609
Fuck you.
>>654831609
Better.
>>654831797
No, I just came back for the first time in like a week. I'm just pissed off and going with a whim.
>>654831620
Now this is such prose I expect from a writer! Good show old' chap, I applaud you.
>>654832097
This had better be the Loch Ness Monster.
>>654832295
11/10
>>654832097
O-oh shit it works !
>>my cock become harder as the blowjob begin.
>>654832295
I've narrowed it down to you being a bi pola bear
>>654832432
Excuse me sir but your second face is showing.
>>654832124
I can understand, you want to be the best.
Anyway, how about a massage to relax a bit ?
Have a sit
>>654832604
IT JUST WORKS
>>654831917
Weirdos. Weirdos with shit taste
>>654831567
Oh hi, youre back. Just wanted to let you know I haven't forgotten about you. Out of charakter tough... <3
>>654832356
Do us all a favor and fuck off for another week.
Tits or ass
>>654832604
>O-Oh shit it works!
>>654832920
Yay, someone remembered me! <3
>>654832940
You saying that just makes me wanna stay and irritate you.
I need a pick-me-up. Would some girl be willing to show off for me a little? Fapbait, or whatever the technical term is.
>>654833281
>immediately starts sucking your cock
>>654831620
I could enjoy that quite a bit if I were in the mood.
>>654832356
hello erp thread I am here to not erp
>>654833221
My reverse psychology worked, so you gonna suck my dick or sit there looking stupid?
>casually slides my cock in your gob
>>654833213
I don't but I missed something pretty cool I guess
>>654832865
Okay, you're so kind anon!
>sits in front of you
>>654833429
Huehuehue. I know right?
>>654833501
*bites down hard*
>>654832756
Shut up!
I have a smelly small peen
>>654833213
Sure do, I just hope to catch you at an earlier hour someday - until then, I'll see ya <3
>>654831458
Well done! Next, we'll do some simple yoga. Standing up, try to stand on one leg. Relax and breathe deeply as you focus on maintaining your balance.
>>654833221
If you're not gonna let us have you can I at least think about you in the tub tonight?
>>654833581
God those thighs look so fuckable.
>>654833892
You do what you want. Here's a sexy picture of me to help you out.
>>654833281
You sound hot, are you into bears? I'm pretty hairy but I'm sure you could take my dick and choke on it.
>>654833677
fucking sarcastic tsunderes
Oh shit, I'm sorry
>>654833563
"Pretty cool" mhm. Just general erp.
>>654833722
Awh. See you later honey
>>654834093
Nah. Thanks though.
>>654833581
My pleasure my dear
>>I start to stroke slowly your shoulders and your neck with my hands.
Your skin is really soft
>>654832604
>H or S would begin to take his erected member deeper into the cave that is its mouth, your member wiggling near its throat at this point as H or S would begin to cusp the throbbing members rod with it's soft, delicate hands, and begin to rub the magic wand, going at a pace of a trip across the Oregon Trail, before picking up the pace at an increasing rate.
>"O-Oh Shit, it works!"
>Just box me up and ship me home already.
>>654833648
I love it, kick my balls too baby. You're doing everything just how i love it.
ur so fugging hawt for a man pretending to be a lady.
give it 2 me u hungry slut whore
>>654831620
If no one's gonna take a shot I'm gonna gtfo soon
>n-nit that I want you to! B-baka!
>>654830771
do I look better, silly boys~?
>>654834533
Please.. Fuck me. I'm serious..
>>654834009
>Implying
I didn't know you posted unsexy pictures, but thanks for the motivation.
>>654833939
What thighs?
>>654834624
Slob on my knob first
>pulls out cock, revealing my cock
>>654834403
Hahahahahahaha... okay! You want violent Reimu? I'm in just the right mood for that shit!
*pulls out a cleaver!*
WHO'S READY!?
anyone into scat?
>>654834533
>Can we continue the dick Beating RP?
>>654834832
Forgot my pic~
Someone good at sucking nigger dick?
>>654834974
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
>>654834624
Pls bully my dikku
>>654834832
Oh, damn.
Just because you're a cute girl with a lust for blood doesn't mean you will be automatically strong.
>>654835077
>What is our setting and scenario for this to work?
>>654834818
>pulls out my cock, revealing my cock
>>654834832
*coats my entire body in solid titanium and spreads on the floor
I want your cleaver in my asshole mr misses
>>654834832
I've never been so turned on in my life
>>654835077
SOMEONE BETTA BE,
>>654835003
no i ran outta pics
>>654834382
Damn I don't know who is behind that wall but He or She is amazing at this !
>> The pleasure is really intense and I push my cock as far as I can inside the Hole
>>Go on please
>>654835219
*swings at you hard*
No, but have you ever played my games? I can fly, teleport, use magic, and I always win unless I'm a boss, and that's just because I give up!
>>654835439
But can you defeat 「Gold Experience Requiem」?
>>654835298
I see your cock and I pull out my own white cock.
are you ready for some cock fighting?
>>654835413
Hi honey, you look lonely~
>>654835243
>Alley behind a bar we just met at
>>654833939
Oh, um... Thanks anon!
>>654835439
pity you lack the superpower to change from a man to a girl, it might be hot then.
I want a cock in my mouth!!!! Hmph!~
>>654835629
*cackles*
Yes, actually! I have an ultimate attack that can only be defeated if I decide to stop using it!
>>654835652
Shut up and get licking.
>>654835413
With a trainer like this you don't motivation.
>>654836068
A got a nice juicy cock for you. Open up~
>>654835734
analy fists you, sexually
u have a lovely corn shoot m'lady
>>654836075
I see you were the kid at recess that would always be like
"Nuh uh! I'm not out because I was invincible!!"
>>654835865
How about you whip out those milk duds
>>654836068
Bon appetit
>>654835734
I'm fine. Just getting ready for some exercise.
>>654836289
That's the spirit!
>>654836361
No actually, it's just my character. It's not my fault she's OP, I just happen to think she's pretty. I didn't write 2hu.
>>654836291
>>654836409
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~
>>654836492
MMMM LEMME SMELL DEM STANK FEET FUCK
>>654835865
Don't mention it.
>Stands behind you, wrapping one arm around your shoulder to press you closer to him.
I said they look fuckable, but I'd love to find out for real.
>>654836664
Jeez are you really this hungry ?
>>654836555
Meh.
>>654835439
Oh. I may have underestimated you.
As any normal human, I don't have anything that amounts to your skill.
But, wow, that fierce swing!
>>654836664
>prods softly at your tongue with his member, already drooling a bit of precum from the tip
You're not gonna bite it off, right?
>>654836492
I like your white skin
>>654836068
Will any size do?
>>654836492
You have a nice body, Wii Fit Trainer. May I see you work out? <3
>>654836492
Oh fun~ Mind if I join in? Or at least watch? I need a new exercise to tighten my glutes.
>>654835401
>H or S would take the fully erect member into H or S's throat, deep throating 3 inches of his cock, holding H or S's breath for a whole 32 seconds , finally releasing his from the confines of H or S's throat with an exasperated breath, before finally continuing with pleasuring his member.
>>654836664
>Slaps your tongue with my cock
Hungry, aren't we?
>>654836848
Don't mind me, Anonymous. I know I'm not appealing. I didn't come here to appeal to anyone. I'm just venting rage from having fallen into someone's bullshit self-defense mechanism and having my heart damaged.
I totally deserved it. But I'll take my anger out here anyway~
>>654837450
Did the line between reality and the internet blur?
Or did you hang out with the wrong person, who turned out to be a bitch?
>>654837450
at least bend over so i can fuck your sloppy asshole
>>654837450
That sounds rough. You should probably just talk to them about it and explain how you feel after you've cooled off.
>>654837069
Thank you.
>>654837121
Of course! But you'd have a much better time if you join in!
>>654837170
Same to you!
>>654837450
You seem like a cunt honestly, no wonder they don't want anything to do with you anymore.
Try be someone who is worth talking to.
>>654837837
Nice blue carpet, where did you buy it?
>>654837622
And this is the part where I stop posting on /b/, because mysteriously topical loaded questions! Guess I'll just have to go vent in real life instead!
>>654836840
>>654837023
>>654837078
>>654837409
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Nyr9HAhXbc
>>654835773
"Y-you ready for the best dick pleasing of your life Tyrone, you beast of a man?"
>She'd look at him with a grin as she knelt there before him at the alleyway behind the bar where they just met not to long ago, and ever since she first saw him, she had to please his big, throbbing foot long.
>She'd begin to yank off his belt, landing with a thud that echoed, she'd in zip his pants, sliding off to reveal his under garments.
"Oh my god Tyrone, it's massive and
>>654837450
I was just hoping to see some action actually.
Go ahead and let that anger out or whatever, if that's really how you wanna do it.
But a few of the none cunty anons would actually respond to your problem if you said it.
>>654837209
>>moaning loudly, my cock is now fully erect.
>>Some precum start to drip inside his/her mouth
T-this is incredible, I'm close.
>>654837837
Well, what would you recommend first? I'd prefer to be behind you too -- just so I can see what you are doing better of course
whoa, are you guys usually such sluts?
>>654837450
>Group hug here
>>654837837
My god that's a beautiful booty~
I just want to bury my face in it<3
>>654838049
>>654838049
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Nyr9HAhXbc
Gets me everytime
>>654838294
You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
>>654838163
your bald head gave me an erection anon, c-c-can I rub my balls on it?
>>654837837
Holy crap Dat butt
Would fuck and cum inside 5 times in a row
>>654835773
"Y-you ready for the best dick pleasing of your life Tyrone, you beast of a man?"
>She'd look at him with a grin as she knelt there before him at the alleyway behind the bar where they just met not to long ago, and ever since she first saw him, she had to please his big, throbbing foot long.
>She'd begin to yank off his belt, landing with a thud that echoed, she'd in zip his pants, sliding off to reveal his under garments.
"Oh my god Tyrone, it's fucking huge you God of a man, and like any God, use me like a fucking puppet baby."
>She'd slide off his underpants, fully exposing his pulsating penis, fully erect.
>>654838294
What else do you expect?
>>654838032
I figured you wanted to share, seeing as you came on the character you RP'd with the plan to shitpost.
Plenty of people do that, but you let on that there was more to it. Sorry for wanting to care.
>>654838338
>>654838383
did you guys cum?
>>654838434
Don't call me bald
and only Genos is allowed to do that
>>654838294
Yes. Now take off your pants.
>>654838318
S-So lewd.
>>654838736
on it
>>654838025
It's a yoga mat, most fitness stores should sell them.
>>654838255
First, let's warm up by stretching.
>>654838318
All thanks to a healthy diet and lots of exercise!
>>654838548
I laughed if that counts for anything
Who would cum to that?
>>654838474
>and then suddenly
I'm Tyrone and fuck this little dick impresenating me I'm here to fuck somebody's girl
>>654838881
EW GET THAT 3DPD BULLSHIT OUT OF HERE
>>654838736
I don't have any on, should I put some on to take them off? I'm new to this.
>>654838957
Oh? maybe you need a little more "enticing" ~
>>654838881
Alright, you lead the way.
>Leans closer
To be honest, that ass is really nice too. Do you like to do exercises with that?~
>>654838881
Source please
>>654839275
Well, I guess I'm never one to back away from a challenge.
>>654839275
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FtMoyoO9Sl
>>654838778
Hmm? See something you like?
>>654838881
Looks like it's worth the work~
>>654839062
Put on two pairs, then take one off, then put it back on, then take them both off
>>654839275
What do you have in mind?
>>654839275
please say thank you for pooping in my mouth daddy. it would mean a lot to me, thx~
Can someone PLEASE bully my smelly small dick
>>654839573
Im confused now, do I put the pants on my arms before or after i pee on the fence, also i don't have 2 pairs of pants so would 4 spoons work?
Thanks for the help, im new to erp
>>654839283
>>654839573
Before we go any farther, I should make sure you're all properly dressed. Your clothes should allow for full freedom of motion. You should remove anything that restricts you too much.
When you're changed, try and match me as best you can.
*hangs self*
>>654839972
*bullies your dick*
>>654839573
Hello can I have some attention
>>654839573
I like it all! I'm just not very experienced...I-I wouldn't know what to do with a woman like yourself.
>>654839972
ur dick is small LOL
>>654840106
>removes all of my clothing
This will also do, right?~ <3
>Stretches in the way you do, mainly staring at your curves, butt and breasts though
>>654839972
Stick it in this
>>654839972
ur dik is tiny and smellz liek poop.
>>654838169
>H or S would begin to thrust her mouth in and out more now, working towar he/she's goal to making you cum now, becoming more rapid by the minute.
>>654840106
fuck off mom i can dress myself
slams the door
>>654839449
>>654839586
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10AF3Q6A2So
>>654839516
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hgQ6kmwPwY
Can someone plz bully my cat, he shit on the carpet.
>>654840761
You're fired, leave my company now
>>654840097
You're gunna need more spoons
>>654840106
I'm keeping my hat on~
>Stands the way you do, wobbling off balance a little
How am I doing?~
>>654840294
>Give attention
>Give attention
>Gives big attention
>>654840335
Just do what comes to mind. Just tell me what you want to do to me, and I'll help as much as I can <3
>>654841038
Fuck you furry fuckfag
>>654841021
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17CbbO50uiZ
>>654841038
no, bully mine
>>654832295
I heard the line "my brain stopped" in ed's voice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y247ki45_bs
>>654841103
What happens if you take off your hat
>>654840411
>>654841103
Perfect! Let's move on to the exercises. We'll start with some push-ups.
Lay down on your stomach. Keeping your back and legs straight, slowly extend your arms straight to lift yourself up.
>>654841295
Bully mine with your cat
>>654841321
yeah that was it silly
>>654841103
I want an even bigger attention, but most of all what I really want deep down is your love
>>654841211
I think u did it wrong, he pissed on the bed now.
>>654841513
why? it wont even be able to understand what my cat says because yours has fucking down syndrome
>>654840761
haha
>>654840531
>>I let the pleasure invade my body as the climax comes and a lot of my semen flows on the other side of the wall
Ooooooh that was so good !
>>654839972
...eww... are you.. serious with that thing?
>>654841094
why?
>>654841704
haha
Don't mind me. I'm just an innocent boy passing through.
>>654841900
Come on, it's not that bad... Is it? How is it out of ten
>>654841949
>>654841339
>Begins to slowly to push ups while continuing to look at you
Am I doing this right, Trainer? I think you should look a bit closer to see if I am though!
>Gives Wii Fit trainer a mischevious grin, my erection hidden underneath me
>>654841328
It'd be extremely painful
>>654841339
Okay~
>She lays on her tummy, her large soft breasts Squishing against the floor, she pushes herself up one, losing balance her arms slip from under her, falling face first.
Ouch...Sorry... I'm not very strong...
>>654841578
Would a hug and maybe a kiss be enough?
>>654842075
>innocent
>implying
>>654841949
Sorry, we need to employ more kawaii people to this company. Though there are other ways you can keep your job ;)
>>654841103
>I slowly step towards you, my nervousness is very apparent. You can clearly feel my boner pressing against your leg through my pants. I reach around and put a hand lightly on your ass before giving it a squeeze.
My face instantly lights up when I squeeze your ass, you see a small smile come across my face.
>>654841339
How about we do some benchpress?
>>654841877
Calm down with the monkey calls fella, we get monkey children here.
>>654842372
h-how can I do that, anon-kun?
>blushes extremely
>>654841877
>H/S would softly moan as he cumcame down her mouth, revealing herself to be a girl all along riding his penis.
"I'm glad you liked it baby, but can I ask a favor from you?"
>She'd say in a lustful tone, as if she desires more.
>>654842441
Your nervousness is pretty apparent man.
>>654842331
I'd drag my nutsack through a football field covered with shattered glass while simultaneously kickboxing a giant just to get a kiss from you
>>654842648
i was thinking the same thing, dumb nigger
>>654842331
*sniffles* Why does everybody laugh when I say that I am innocent?
>>654842257
Yeah, you've got it! Let's do 15 more, and then we'll move on to cardio. This next exercise is going to require two people, I think you'll enjoy it.
Don't forget to breathe when you lower yourself!
>>654842331
That's ok! Try again, I know you can do it!
>>654842569
Give me your pantaroos
>>654842089
err.. like.. 2 at best, with that size. And... what's with that smell... goodness gracious, that's so disgusting.
>>654843277
wow, you're mean
>>654843178
Fuck cardio, cardio is for pussies let's lift some fucking weights
>>654843246
m-my "pantaroos"? sorry I don't understand what you mean, anon-sama
Hi
>>654843178
>Continues pressing up, before powering through my last set. I take a breather and sit down, revealing my rock hard cock in front of you
That was.. great~ <3
>>654843478
are you the trap that shitposts on fit?
>>654842441
Hehe, how cute~
>She giggles, giving your forhead a light kiss before reaching down and rubbing the head of your growing cock though your pants
Cute boys like you are the best <3
>>654842756
Come back with hawkeye gough's greatbow and I'll give you all the kisses you want~
>She peaks the top of your head with a smile
>>654842820
Because we all know all the naughty thought you have. No need to hide them, dirty boy~
>>654843178
If you say so..
>She pushes herself back up, her skinny arms shaking as she pushes herself all the way up, slowly lowering herself back down
I-I did it!
>>654843563
What's up, buttercup?
>>654843277
If you could be so generous as to fondle my cock I promise it'll be worth your while
>>654843563
My favorite goddess has arrived.
How are you?
>>654843478
He means your papa pastas anon.
Your pip pops.
Your poogie poos.
Your ping pong pow.
Get it?
>>654843650
uh... how did you know?
>>654843478
Pantaroos, panties. Jeez this is why the only reason you are in this company is because of your mother. So take 'em off now!
>>654836828
Oh.. Um.. Wow anon..
>spreads legs slightly
O-okay...
>>654842635
>>I catch my breath and finally respond
After what you do for me I'll help without hesitation.
What can I do for you ?
>>654843683
Not much , Bubbles
>>654843732
Doing good , spreading love around the world and you ?
>>654843683
*stammers* What kind of thoughts, Dark Magician Girl? I am not some common pervert.
>>654843814
C..Can we ERP?
>>654843870
l-like this?
>>654844208
Yes, exactly.
>Takes out my camera and takes pictures
And I'll keep these to keep you reminded of that~ Now, apologize!
>Unzips my pants, showing you my hard cock
While kissing this of course
>>654844202
yes, please.
>touches ur butt
>>654844126
The usual, huh?
Your presence brings me happiness, if that makes you happy, yourself.
I've been doing well, thanks for asking.
>>654843433
I'm just stating the obvious, dear. And now get that.. thing out of my face, I think I'm gonna vomit any second.
>>654843716
Uh.. now why would I do that?
>>654844164
You probably like something weird, like feet worship, or maybe you just want to look at my butt~
Why don't you tell me? If you're so "innocent" you have nothing to hide
>>654843814
i uh, monitor your threads. n-n-not because i'm interested or anything!
>>654843683
>You feel my cock immediately twitch at your touch and I let out a small groan, I give your ass a firm squeeze with both hands.
Do you think i could get a blowjob? I've always wondered if it was as good as everyone says!
>>654843683
Dark Magician Girl, which by the way I'm going to call you Jasmine, because I really think the name suits your asshole I got the bow but I lost like ten grams of hash in the process but I really think getting kissed by you is more ecstatic than any over anyother high possible
>>654843642
Good job! Now, before we can begin, you need to make sure you're as hard as possible. Wrap a hand around around your penis. Move your hand up and down in a stroking motion. The speed and pressure required will vary from person to person, pick whatever feels nice to you! Be careful not to orgasm yet!
>>654843683
I knew you could! Take a quick breather, and then join us in the next exercise. When you're ready, have a seat, and spread your legs. With one hand, begin to rub your vagina. If you'd like, insert a finger or any toys you might have. You want to be sufficiently sexually aroused before we can start.
>>654844748
Glad to hear , keep the good work up , anon-kun !
Yes , hearing that makes me really happy as well !
>>654844658
>I shriek and swat away your hands, my face getting immensely red.
W-What the hell do you think you're doing?!
>>654844493
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F6AxlfPa3g
>>654845105
>Begins rubbing my cock in front of you
Maybe you'll help me keep hard? After all, I don't think you need those clothes anymore~
>>654845105
Oh its a wii fit. o3o
Awkward for me.. I RPd her a few tines.. x3)
>>654844754
If you do me that one little favor I'll do you any favor, I promise it would just feel so good to get finally gain some intimacy with such a beautiful maiden such as yourself
>>654845260
Ok,you're forgiven. You really should get that throat checked out though. It's as if you're a 18 - 25 year old male pretending to be a female for our entertainment or something
>>654845172
Ah, thanks.
Hearing that makes me happy, too. It's all a circle!
So, I have an idea. What if I made you extremely happy?
>Poppy giggled smiling as she walked in happily.
Heya!
>>654845540
>It's as if you're a 18 - 25 year old male pretending to be a female for our entertainment or something
Basically this thread in a nutshell
>>654845645
Damn.
It's getting real.