Wincest thread

>>652924901
How many of these do you have? I prefer reading the google drive version anyway, plus its more up to date usually. I believe this is the link.

tiny url . com wincest

>>652924426
>Be me
>Be about 16 years old, which means I have a driver's license. Where I grew up, I could only stay out to about 11 iirc, but that's ok. I'm still DA BOMB CUZ I GOT A CAR.
> 13 year old niece.
Yeah I know, that's weird. I'm a wayyyy younger brother.
> She suddenly decides that I'm the cooooolest uncle. Obv b/c I have a car. But that's ok. She's pretty chill.

>>652925423

>She does ballet. The place has changed a lot since then, but at the time you could actually sit there and watch their fucking practice on this busy pedestrian street. There might have even been a cafe right there. I don't even remember.
> So she calls me before ballet all the time on the weekend and asks me to pick her up from ballet. That way she doesn't have to come right home. She can chill with her friends. And her parents don't have to worry.

This is all before cell phones were a normal thing for a 13 year old to have. I mean, my family had one of the first cell phones. Big motherfucker. Didn't even fit in the glove compartment. So being able to stay out is a big deal b/c checking in wasn't as easy as it is today.

>>652925743
Cut out any unnecessary details and add more info per post. Then you'll get more attention and will make the story easier to read.

>>652925743
>Some of the time, I got to pick her up real early and watch practice. At the time, this was part pervy, but part legit. I mean, there was this really hot older girl (older meaning my age), and I wanted to talk to her but never had an excuse.
> Also, plenty of fags (mostly fags - they appreciate the art I guess) sat and watched the practice. So I didn't look weird. Maybe I looked like a fag, but I didn't care about that.

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>Anyhow, she leaves ballet each time in her tank top, barely covering up her chest, which is starting to grow. I can't help but notice this. I'm human, right? Not a plastic doll.

>>652926042

Ok, I'll try. Thanks for the tip.

>>652926049

Ok, anyhow, I guess I should explain what she looks like since I haven't done that yet. She's 13, like I said. About 6 inches shorter than me and I must have been 5 7 (American units. Sorry to all my metric friends). She's got a couple of freckles, but she isn't Faye Valentine or anything. I don't know what bra sizes are, but her tits are showing at this point. She isn't wearing a training bra. Now she's a bit bigger, but at the time she was growing nicely. Brown hair. Her eyes... they were green and I loved them. I told her all the time. And if you know what ballerina's legs look like, you'll trust me when I tell you that they were sculpted and beautiful.

>>652926410
Alright, back to the story

> She's always doing these ballerina things. Like we'll be in line for an ice cream (always a post-ballet favorite) and she'll lift her leg up in the air and stretch. It was on purpose. She knew exactly what she was doing.
> One time, I point it out. I think I said "so you like the attention you're getting?"
> She goes "you like what you see?" I know she's fucking with me, so I just ignore it.
> "You know, you're going to get in trouble showing your legs off like that. The wrong kind of guy will notice."
> Her "you mean like I'll get raped?" I know RAPE ISN"T FUNNY (rageface.jpg). But she made this big goofy grin as she said it, and I was worried that some people in line would hear and get ideas.
>Me "No, I just mean some guy will try to befriend you for the wrong reasons."

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>>652926815
Now I know that there is no such thing as the wrong reason. There's the only reason with most guys. But at the time I was a whiteknight, defending my poor defenseless niece's honor.

> She does it again. "What are the wrong reasons anon?" She knows the answer to this question. She's just seeing if I'll play ball.
> This time, she puts her leg almost on my shoulder, rather than just randomly in the air. I look down at this beautiful leg - like I said, I can't help but notice - and see right down into her shorts, panties visible and they're light blue. Cameltoe and all. I could see it right there, mere feet from my face.
> Blush uncontrollably. Niece doesn't mention it. She just grins like normal and we get our ice cream and go.
> I get white chocolate - yes, that's a thing, and she gets strawberry. I remember that to this day because of what happened in the car.

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>>652927199
Walk the dinosaur

You can't fool me faggot

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>>652924821
>>652924901

i had sex with my grandma, no orther family members though

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>>652924426

>>652927199

>Get in the car. She says to me "you were staring at my panties."
>Me. "I wasn't staring. I saw them. You kind of put them in my face."
> Her "No. I put my leg in your face. I know you look at my legs. But you looked down right at my panties."
> Me "I don't think I had a choice."
> We're in a parking garage now a few blocks from ballet and while there wasn't exactly privacy, there's at least a false sense of privacy.
> She just grabs my shorts - I'm wearing these athletic shorts that went down past my knees b/c 90s - and she pulls them down.
> So I'm wearing these boxers, but they were the kind with the hole in front that just did a shitty job of covering up my dick. So my dick is now right there.
> She jumps for a second. "Hello there!" she says, kind of in surprise rather than excitement. But mr. penis hears excitement, and I was 16 after all, so it decides to stand at attention. Not completely. Half-chub though, and its noticeable.
>I kind of freeze. She just says "yours is bigger than Jeremy's."
> Me "Who the fuck is Jeremy?"
> Her "My ex-boyfriend. I dumped him. Dick was too small."
HolyFuck.jpg.
> Ok, she probably didn't dump him b/c his dick was small. That was just how she talked, and since she was still talking that way, I realized that she was not terribly uncomfortable with this latest development. I on the other hand was ready to die of embarassment.

> She reaches out and touches it. One little stroke. Now its full-chub. No stopping this motherfucker.
> Niece giggles. Fucking giggles. Like this is the most hilarious thing, this power she now has.

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>>652927738

In the future, type the whole story up in one damn sitting and then break the fucker down into readable posts. It'll make you a lot more friends here. . .

>>652928233
agree

Also, look at how edgy and oldfagish I am in my use of grownup words! (bumpin')

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>>652928484

>>652927738

Hokay.

> Me "Ok, knock that shit off." I pull my pants back up.

Yeah, I'm not Columnfag or whoever it is that demanded equity. I didn't say "now I get to touch yours." I might do that today, b/c now I'm not a 16 year old who just got his dick touched. But at the time, I was excited, confused, and embarassed. That's it.

> We drive home and I try to forget the whole thing. When I get there, she asks if I can take her out with some of her friends. I didn't have anything to do that afternoon, so I say sure. She says "Ok, I'll get in the shower."

>So I'm sitting there at her place, parents are out doing who knows what, out on their boat probably, and so I sit there and read one of the books that my brother had on his bookshelf. I think it was Sphere from Michael Crichton tbh.

>She comes out in a towel. Now this isn't the biggest deal. I mean, her ballet uniform is pretty revealing. Her tank top and shorts are pretty revealing, particularly when I can stare down at her panties. But after the car, I was a little hypersexed, I guess. So I notice that she keeps on opening her legs while she's sitting. She's talking about something - mayber her faggot ex boyfriend, I don't remember, wasn't paying attention - and she's sitting and moving her legs open and shut. I can't see all the way, but she's practically daring me to try.

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Y'all niggas postin' in a wincest tread

Columnfag here

You faggots miss me?

>>652929229
Sure, why not?

>>652929229
Need a time stamp and an update

But yes

>>652928861
>Finally, I give in. I'm telling you, I tried not to. I really wasn't trying to make this into something. And of course she chooses that moment to ask me a question. And I had no idea whathefuck she was just talking about. So I just go "uhhhhhhh"

> "You're trying to see my pussy." Her mouth is open wide and she's doing that teenage girl thing where she points at me, like thats going to help.
> I try to say no no I didn't. But I was. So how was that going to work? I mean, in fairness, any one of you fuckers would have done the same thing.
> She just laughs and says "If you want to see it so bad, just ask. No need to be sneaky." And she takes off her towel. It was one quick motion. She's just confident as fuck and not embarassed about anything (which is pretty consistent for her), and so the towel comes off, an the panties go on. It might have been 3 whole seconds that she was naked. But they're burned into my brain. I'm assuming she shaved b/c she def had tits by this point and there was no hair there. None at all.

>>652929229
who the fuck are you fag?

>>652929593
Some /b/-list internet celebrity everyone forgot about the moment their thread died, probably. . .

>>652929385
Anything come after that, or just panties?

>>652929593
He's a cool fag. You, however, are a faggot fag.

Column here

>>652929336

Of course you do

>>652929363

Unfortunantly, I can't do either at the moment, sorry

>>652929593

I'm >>652924821and >>652924901 but you must be new here

>>652929779

Except that I've been going on for, eh, 3 or four months now, give or take a few weeks, and quite frankly I wish my stories wasn't as popular as it is sometimes..

>>652930067

Be nice, no hate

>>652930067
Cut me to the quick, there! I've learned my lesson, anon.

>>652929779
This.
explanation could not be articulated any better that this
>and now lets watch the background noise of someone claiming with no proof to be this person or the real columnfag show them proofs. also columnfag would know better than to post without proofs off the bat.
>Newfags tryin to be other newfags trying to be oldfags and namefags

>>652929779
>>652929593

I referred to column above. Speak of the devil.

Ok, anyhow, I'll continue doing my thing.

> So that afternoon, some shitty movie had come out that all the little girls HAAAAD to see. And by little girls, I of course mean my niece's friends. She wanted to see some mild action flick that turned out to be pretty horrible (I saw it later). But she's outvoted. Its 3-1. I didn't vote.

>She tries to pull rank "my uncle drove so I get to pick."
> No sir, that's not how it works.

> Before we go to the movie, its sandwiches at some fancy sandwich place (yes, fancy sandwich places exist in this part of town) not that far from either the theater or ballet. Same little pedestrian street.

> Her friend is totally into me. I'll call her Vanessa. Vanessa is at two different stages of maturity right now. Her body is very advanced. I mean, nice tits, nice ass, all the works. Blond hair. Kind of an angular nose that was kind of noticeable and made her look awkward. But other than that, this one is a knockout about 2 weeks away from being completely ripe. And totally immature. It was like her body was telling her "you have all these hormones, go and get fucked," and her rich and spoiled upbringing was telling her "you're a princess bumble-bee, and people need to buy you nice things for no reason at all."

>She's getting touchy-feely at the sandwich place. Nothing crazy. Just made sure to accent whatever dumb point she was making by touching my shoulder, then my leg, "accidentally" rubbing her leg up against mine under the table.

> I'm getting wood despite myself. I'm pretty sure she noticed. Starts leaning over, giving me a view down her shirt and all.

>>652930208
Why? People beat their dicks to your stories like their dick owes them money. That's ... A good thing? Lol

>>652925743
>Big motherfucker. Didn't even fit in the glove compartment.

And now the fucktards are making them bigger again.

Those things were literally wrecking balls back in the day.

>Inb4 Finnish Nokia Wrecking ball

>>652930734
I shouldn't give you the wrong idea. It isn't like this all happened at the same time. For Vanessa, this is just an ongoing act. She's always flirting, always sticking her chest out in front of me, licking her lips when I'm looking at her, waving her hair or whatever NOTICE ME things girls do at that age .... and still do now that I'm an adult, come to think of it.

And while some of this shit is new for my niece, she's always had crazy confidence, and she always teases me for fun. And I've always enjoyed it.

>>652927516
its worth it

Column

>>652930893

I'm glad people like it, but it gives me a bad image when you constant ask for you updates or spam every single wincest thread with my name. Then I get haters, like the anons above. But it's ok I guess. Haters gonna hate. As long as people still read, I'll keep writing.

>>652931343
Does that mean she won't get jealous 'cause of Vanessa's flirting?

Did Columnfag or Rob update their stories at all?

Tell story faster. Boner dying....

>>652931455
Not a hater, honest. Just didn't read the captures 'cause of time constraints.

>>652931005
Yeah. Things come full circle.

>>652931343
Ok, back to the thing.

>So we go into the movie theater. Vanessa decides to sit next to me, and all the girls in a row after her. My niece is next to Vanessa. Whatshername is next, and then FlatFriend is next after that. This theater has individual seats but no armrests.Cokes have to go on the floor, or in your lap, and dates can kind of lean on one another. Its uncomfortable to do that because the seat is still an individual seat, but it can be done. I've taken quite a few dates to this movie theater, and we've taken advantage of the layout.

> Almost immediately, Princess Bumblebee decides to put her head against my shoulder. She isn't just cocking her head to the side and putting it on my shoulder. She's angling her whole body so that it fits against mine... and her head is against my shoulder. I don't mind this. And it actually feels kind of good. I doubt it was comfortable for her, but she apparently wanted to do that and 16 year old me wasn't about to tell Tits McLarge not to do it.

>>652931627
I don't think jealousy is in my neice's vocabulary. She has this "I'll take what's mine" attitude that kind of means that if someone else is playing with her prey, its because she's letting them.

IIRC, she wasn't too happy that Vanessa was next to me at the theater, but only b/c she wanted to be there herself. It wasn't that Vanessa was moving in on her turf or anything.

>>652931967
>Tits mclarge

You can stay

any link to find all the story so far?
does anyone archive columnfag's story?

>>652931967
get to the part where she pulls out her dick....

>>652932392
Tits McLarge Jr.

>>652932259
Tinyurl com/wincestdrive

>>652932219
Thanks.

>>652931967
Ok, so where were we. Sorry this is taking awhile. For me, the leadup was part of the experience. As an adult, sex isn't some drawn out thing. In a long term relationship (like the one I'm in now), a couples just decides "lets do the sex now" and that's what happens. Sometimes is fantastic and sometimes its by rote. Either way doesntmatterhadsex.gif. But nothing quite beats being a 16 year old with a nearly constant boner and not enough social skills to understand when it would be really easy to get a beej, or at least a handy.

So saying "Then we fucked" would kind of defeat the purpose. Last week, my girlfriend and I went out for pizza at the local non-mainstream pizza place. It was delicious. Then we fucked. Great story, right?

>>652932655
Was it. . . Cheese Pizza?

Column

>>652931890

I mean, it's like when you know that person who goes on and on about their one favorite show, or book, and you get to the point where youre finally like 'shut the fuck up about it', I would rather avoid people getting like that about my story, but some people are going to be mad just to be mad

>>652932259

Dude, the tinyurl already got posted lol

>>652932504

Tits McDouble?

>>652932655
please go on! Im loving the story

>>652932655
I came
>ty op

>>652932913
This

>>652932888
Tits McMuffin

>>652933154
>Going breakfast all day was a mistake
Tits McGriddles masterrace

>>652932616
This is the correct answer.

>>652932655
>>652931967
Ok, back to the story.

>So she starts doing this thing where she puts her hand on my knee, an then rests her elbow right on top of my crotch. I actually don't know whether she was aware she was doing it. But 16 year old me was getting some hot elbow action, and so I just sat there not moving the whole time she was doing that.

>Then, she moves her body and starts whispering in my ear. Something about how the main character in Shitty RomCom Part 1 was OBVIOUSLY going to have a miscommunication with LEAD GORGEOUS FEMALE about AMAZINGLY OBVIOUS PLOT DEVICE and that's how the movie would introduce tension.

BTW she was right. I mean, an idiot could have figured that out. And maybe an idiot did. But credit where its due.

> As she's doing this, her lips touch my ear. Awesome feeling. I kid you not.
> So I turn to her and make some inane observation, and I decide to do the same thing - press my luck a little. My lips touch her ear. This makes her squirm.

>She decides that she isn't comfortable, so she grabs my arm and puts it around her shoulder, so now her whole body is against mine, and I have AwkwardHand dangling against her shoulder.

>This gives me a dynamite view down her shirt. I don't know what happened for the rest of the movie.But I'd guess my prediction was right. I wasn't looking at the movie.

>>652933515
After we eat wanna play in the ball-pit?

>>652933591
bump

>>652933775
Is that even a fucking question? Fuck yeah i wanna play in the ball pit

>>652933937
faggot

>>652933591
MORE

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>>652932616

holy shit that's a lot of wincest
>tips fedora

>>652932860
Yes, but that's not some shitty internet allegory. We ate a regular pizza at a pizza place that had 80s rock playing in the background and an arcade game in the corner that still accepts quarters.

>>652933591
> Princess Bumblebee aka Tits McLarge aka Vanessa is now leaning against me and she tries to do some awkward thing where she sticks her hand under my shirt and plays with the waistband of my pants. Problem is, one hand is now resting on my knee, and the other one has to reach across her body to do this. It just wasn't happening in a non-obvious kind of suave way. I was willing to let someone lean on me in a movie, but this wasn't about to happen at a movie theater.

>IIRC, she tried some lame line like "oh do you have muscles." That shit's fine if you want to touch someone for a second or two. But this isn't going to last for the whole movie.

> She ends up just lying where she is for most of the movie. Nothing much happens after that while we're still in the movie.

>>652934149
Only for you, column, and anyone with a penis

>>652934293
Credit to Archive anon for all their work.

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Mfw McDonalds had SNES and Genesis and the later N64.
>banned from roller slide due to diarrhea.
>no cleaning was ever going to be enough to fix that without disassembly

>>652924426
Anyone have this image without text?

>>652934479
go on bro

>>652934479

continue

>>652934479
"Please, sir, can I have sum' more?"

Column

>>652934588

No homo though.. right?

>>652934634

He goes by Shit Bird, and we love him

>>652935320
The balls never touch

>>652934479

So we get done at the movie and now its time to decide what to do. We've still got plenty of time. It was an afternoon movie, and my niece has basically told me that I'm not off the hook until I drop her off that night well after dark.

>She calls her mom and leaves a message on the machine. When i say that, what I mean is that there was a machine, a physical box with a button on it that says play. After pushing that button, a small tape inside the machine rewinds and plays the messages that were left oh a physical tape... I kid you not, that's how these things used to work. Mom and Dad still out. That means she's good for the next few hours at least.

> Princess Bumblebee says "lets go back to my house. I have a pool." Yes she does. She has a pool, and a waterfront with a boat, and fancy mahogany wood on the walls, and a SubZero refrigerator unit, and a Sound System that WENT THROUGH THE WHOLE HOUSE.

I think her dad was in some kind of business that made industry specific software.

> I was wearing my shorts, so that was good enough for me. And apparently, all the girls knew they'd be swimming b/c they all had swimsuits in their bags.

It would have been nice if they'd clued me in, but No Sir, that's not how it worked.

>>652927596
really? how did you managed to convice her?

>>652935442
Bump

Link to the google docs?

>>652936201
It's been posted already you dingus

>>652936315
Where Dongus?

>>652935442

>Her house is about 10 minutes away from the theater at this time of day. In a few hours, that 10 minutes will become 45 b/c traffic is crazy at night in this section of town. Very popular place.

> So within 20 minutes of her deciding that we're going to the pool in her house, we're in the pool in her house. She puts on some music. I remember the one that goes "love me love my say that you love me hold me hold me" and then "Don't Speak" by IForgetTheNameOfTheBand. That kind of music. It was popular at the time, and I almost liked it. Give me Pearl Jam any day of the week. But if I can't have that, I'll live with this ThankYouVeryMuch.

> Allow me to describe the situation:

Niece: Bikini. Blue with green patterns. Enough tits for there to be the beginnings of cleavage. The bikini bottoms weren't crazy revealing, but I l already knew what was under there, and it was revealing enough that I could see it in my minds' eye when I looked at her.

Vanessa: Another bikini. This one was some designer thing. It was like everything about this girl screamed "I have the money." Emphasized her tits, which needed no emphasis. It was bright red. And the bottoms... oh the bottoms. They had these tie strings. And it was like they were calling to you. "Pull here" "Pull here." Showed off her ass, and it was a great ass. Like I said, 2 weeks away from being ripe.

WhatsHerName (actually Sara) was a little chubby, but she wore it well. I've seen some more recent pictures of her (Facebook stalking is great) and she's a knockout. But at the time she was still a little awkward. I don't remember what she was wearing.

And FlatGirl. Bright yellow One-piece, very thin, little nipples that you could kind of make out against the bathing suit, or maybe that's just my overactive imagination. She jumped into the pool almost immediately. It was like she didn't want me to spend too much time staring at her. She didn't have to worry. She wasn't what was occupying my attention.

>>652936609
Forgot to mention. Flatgirl is Indian. She had some ethnic name, but went by Laura. IIRC, her parents hated that.

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What kind of a oily skinned basement dweller sits around and wastes all their time writing these fairy tales about them fucking their imaginary sisters? Column is a fucking queer that gets off to the idea of everyone on /b/ choking their dicks to his story. Grow up, get off the internet, and try fucking a real girl for once. Fucking sick mountain dew chugging cheeto eating neck beard faggot.

>>652936609
Go on

>>652936849
I guess this is the kind of asshat ColumnDude was complaining about.

>>652936738

> So now you can see and hear the scene: No Doubt (just remembered the name of the band) playing in the background on some mix tape. 4 girls in bathing suits. And I'm still the chaperone. In the pool. In my basketball shorts.

> First game we play is Marco Polo. I don't have to tell you that Marco Polo is an excuse to touch naked flesh. I don't think the game serves any other purpose. When I was "Marco," I touched my fair share of feet that were slipping away. But I also copped a feel on Tits McVeryNice (on purpose). And grabbed my niece's ass (by mistake). I also apparently grabbed "Laura" by the cooch, which caused a general fit of embarassed shrieking, but I was forgiven pretty quickly. Also, I didn't even realize I had done it.. .so sucks to be me.

> As Polo, I also was caught a few times. One time, I allowed Vanessa to catch me b/c I knew it would involve her throwing her body against me in an attempt to prevent me from swimming away. Good times were had by all.

>>652936849
Sounds to me like someone wishes they could do the same thing, but can't. Poor baby.

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>>652936609
Come on, i dont have all day, i really like where this is going but i have to go soon.

>>652937645
Same. . . Wish I could get paid for this, but can't, & gotta make money for capitalist pursuits.

>>652937507
> We played a few more games. I'm tired of describing them. I think we played chicken (I got to grab Vanessa's legs as she sat on my shoulders and wrapped them around my head. I also got to do the same thing to "Laura," but was less excited about that.
>We also played volleyball - I shit you not, she had a net that went across the pool.

>Pretty soon we're out of the pool drying off. I think we ordered in Chinese.

>>652937636
Because it's so hard to write a gay ass bad grammar love novel to post on the internet, ok sure

>>652937937

Skip the rest of the evening

>I drive my niece home. She lives closer to me, and not all that close to the rest of this story. So we have some time in the car to talk.

>"So... you and Vanessa..."

>No no, I tell her. She's got a little crush. But that's about it.

> "She's got more than a little crush. You could really take advantage of that. Maybe you're one of those guys who she ought to watch out for."

> Now part of this is getting me excited. But I'm very conscious of the not insubstantial age difference here. I just try to play it off as cool.

>I'm all naw naw, she's just messing around.

>"I saw you cop that feel.

> Fuck

> "Did you like it?"

> What am I supposed to say? The answer is yes. I'm not an asshole "No, I hate touching tits."

> Niece laughs. "So you did it on purpose!!! I knew you were peeking!"

>>652938183
You must be retarded if you can't even manage something you consider easy. That must be hard for you to live with.

>>652937937
Sorry anon bu i don't like your style, too much detail, boner keeps dying. Good luck forthe other lurkers

>>652938704
I don't do it because I'm not a retarded fuck. Coloring in coloring books is easy too, so I guess you do that? Of course you do. It's probably the only way to calm your autistic ass down.

>>652936849
Hey now, lets not diss mountain dew and cheeto's yo

>>652938502
> I tell her "I figured she wouldn't mind."

>Neice "She sure didn't. She'll never wash that tit again."

> Me: "You're disgusting."

> "I'm not the one robbing the cradle." Then she puts her hand on the inside of my thigh - this is dangerously close to BaitAndTackle territory - and leans in to put her lips against my ear "Oh, Anon, I think that he's going to fall in love with her, despite pretending to not be interested!! Don't you?"

>She'd seen the whole thing in the movie theater and was making fun of it. Only, she was doing a better job. Hand was right there, inches from Mr. Happy, and she's leaning over giving me a view down her shirt like you wouldn't believe.

>I'm trying to drive here!!! Danger Will Robinson!!!

> Ohfuck!! She isn't wearing a bra!!! Apparently, she had worn the bikini top out and now it was wet. She'd changed into some tank top thing she'd brought with her that just didn't do enough to cover this all up. And I had to choose between surviving the car ride and staring at TWO REAL TITS!!!

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>>652938502
JALLA HABIBI

>>652939378
habeeb it

>>652938993
It's not helping your case that you can't differentiate between "can't" & "don't". . . Also, this is /b/. What about this is so getting your panties in a bunch?

>>652939236
>Well, I made the right choice!! As long as the right choice meant looking at her tits. Because the car behind me starts to honk. I was apparently at a red light and it had turned green, and since I forgot I was on planet earth, I didn't realize. I start driving again, but the "damage" such as it was, was already done.

>"You were staring at my tits."

> Me "You're doing this on purpuse."

> Her "You were staring at my tits!!"

> Me "You're doing this on purpose. Brain sees tits. It doesn't see close family. It doesn't see legitimate concerns for privacy and personal space. It sees dark nipples.

> Niece hasn't moved. She's still leaning over, still got her hands on my leg, and now she puts her other hand on the back of my neck. "You're getting a hardon aren't you?"

> "Yeah, I am. But only because you're putting your tits in my face and rubbing your hand against my dick."

> Her "I'd know if I was rubbing my hand against your dick." And she moves her hand. I almost drove this car into parked car on the side of the road. Don't grab a guy's dick while he's driving. I'm telling you this from experience, /b/. Don't do it.

>>652939849
Story is good so far.

>>652939849
>Now, what she should have done, if she was just fucking around, was laugh and take her hand off my dick. This is not what occurred. Instead, she runs her hand down my leg, reaches under my pants, and then grabs my dick again - this time skin to skin. Since I had used these shorts as swim trunks, I'd taken off my underwear. And I was pretty thrilled about that decision at this point.

> "Hey Anon," she asks "is this what you wanted Vanessa to do?"

> She starts rubbing my dick. Its kind of clumsy, but she's clearly done this before. And she's all confidence.

>>652939849
Moar, need to cum

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>>652940297
Nice

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>>652940297
FUCK.
I got to go, keep this thread alive for 20 minutes please god help me if i cant read the finish i will shoot myself in the mouth.

>>652940297
At this point allot are invested. Type fast

>>652940706
lol

>>652940297
defiantly invested.

Type faster please

>>652940315
Tighten your grip and stroke faster. You'll get there eventually.

>>652940706
Shoot yourself with your dick!

So slow type fast

>>652940297
Type faster

>>652940297
CMON DONT LEAVE ME LIKE THIS

I remember this

>>652940706
leave the tab open with auto update on dingus

>>652940297
> I didn't answer her question. Of course it was what I wanted Vanessa to do. And right now, it was what I wanted her to do. When a guy is getting a handjob, there's no part of him that says "do I want *this* person to be giving me a handjob? Trust me, I've gotten a handjob from some folks I wouldn't want to wake up next to. But college is like that. Now, I was in High School. And this handjob - definitely not my first - was the greatest thing in my world right now.

> We get to her house, and she says "lights off, my parents aren't home. I think they had some dinner party. They probably came home to shower and leave."

>Fuck. Now what.

> We didn't fuck. That wasn't going to happen. This was new for me. She was still my niece. But she did feel emboldened by the fact that we were now in her fancy driveway, and nobody could see us. I started playing with her tits. She started moaning, and then she leans over and starts licking the tip of my dick.

> I awkwardly try to reach into her pants. She's wearing the panties again, from before, I reach underneath those and start sticking my fingers into her pussy.

>I now am better schooled at the finer points of getting a woman off. I kind of wish I had known at the time, b/c I know that what I was doing probably wasn't very good. I didn't spend any time rubbing her clit softly, leading up to the moment or anything like that. I just started sticking my fingers in and out. She moaned appreciatively, but she probably could have done a better job by herself.

> Not so the blowjob I was getting. This was heaven on earth. In my mind, it lasted for hours of bliss. In reality, I probably lasted about 20 seconds.

> All I know is that it was over too soon, and she was telling me she'd enjoyed the day. "We have to do this again some time" she said, getting out of my car and running inside.

Good pint ^^

> Now I was left with my mess to clean up, worrying about how I was going to get back into my house without my parents seeing me.

Ok, I'm done for now. I have shit to do that I've been neglecting. I'll try to come on at some other point and continue this shit. But probably not today. There's plenty more.

>>652941149
Use of "dingus" verifies your 90's origins.

Aw was expecting sex

>>652931005
Phones started getting bigger once we noticed we could watch porn on them.

>>652941412
Sex on the first date? What kind of uncle do you think I am?

>>652941314
Hope you continue. I think it has been pretty good so far.

>>652941331
yep, born in '89

>>652941571
The good kind?

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!

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>>652930208
Hello, sir

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>>652941314

>>652941571
Not the type to write out the entire story before-hand.

>>652942052
Yeah, sorry. Maybe I'll do that next time.

Columnfag

>>652941331

I was the original dingus poster lol and I'm from the late 80s

>>652941981

Looks comfy

>>652942148
Only "maybe". . .?

>>652942265
But were you claiming to be a 90's kid?

Now I'm horny and disappointed need somthing better

>>652942402

Alright fine, dickwad. That's what I'm doing next time. You're right. This ate up a bigger chunk of my day than I expected.

>>652942635
Did Tits McLarge ever suck your dick?

Columns '88

>>652942508

When did I ever claim that?

>>652929229
PROVE IT FGT

Column for realsies

>>652942773

Nah, too lazy, sorry

I want to read more of this story

is anyone capping it by chance

AnonJ please come back.. anyone have any fucking idea when hes gonna post again?

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>>652943588

fuckk no 404

Quick quick

>>652940423
I thought i was the only one who did this with their kitten

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bump

Column

>>652945462

Your loss, train boy

Has column posted any greentext this week? I just got in this thread.

this thread is going to 404 :/

Columnope

>>652946774

Not yet

>>652946811
ur life is going to 404 son

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tfw no sister or hot cousins

>>652947106
When bby pls I need more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghR29ceiR7M

>>652947743
Hot neice doesn't count?

Column

>>652948467

In time. It's mostly story story at the moment. I don't like to post unless their is some sexitime

>>652947743
Can still hold out hope for daughter or niece.

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DON'T 404 ON ME THREAD

I was fucking my girlfriend last night who has a serious incest fetish. She used to experiment with her older sister from when they were kids through to their late teens. She still fantasizes about it today, and we incorporate it when we fuck. I play her daddy, her brother or whatever.

Anyway, last night I found out that she wants to have two daughters and get them to do with each other what she did with her sister. From a very young age. Like 6. And she wants to watch them experiment by hiding cameras in their room (their whole lives) or fuck in front of them and see if they want to join when they're still young and impressionable.

She went into graphic detail about their bodies and what they would do to each other, and with us. I loved it because it was so perverted, and my fetish is knowing the perversions of the girl I'm fucking. But I dunno about this one. I don't actually want this to happen, ever, and I think she really does.

Dunno why I put this on here but it's just worrying me. She also has rape and BDSM fetishes (submissive to me but wants us to rape someone together), and if she ended up wanting to do this to our daughters I dunno what I'd do.

>>652949232
So, basically, you found the perfect woman, and you're a faggot.

>>652949232
If that's true you are one lucky bastard

>be 15
>aunt is poor fag
>divorced and can't pay bills
>has to move into our house with cousin
>cousin is 13, slim with bubble butt and tits
>only room we have for them is some small ass guest room with a single bed, not big enough for both of them.
>I have a queen sized bed, parents suggest I let her sleep in my bed with me
>in my 15 year old mind I'm not very happy about it and refused. But I came around after I saw them both trying to sleep in that tiny ass bed.
>find her pretty fuckin cute with a nice body, but never try anything because she's my cousin
>several days go by as we stay in the same like an old couple that's bored with each other
>one night I hear her coming up to the room, pretend to sleep because I don't fucking feel like talking to her
>she says somethings and starts poking me to see if I'm asleep
>play it off well, seems pretty convinced.
>then, to my fucking surprise she reaches down my pants and grabs my dick

>>652930067
>>652929229
>>652929336
>>652929363
Samefag

>>652949232
rub some bacon on it

>>652949232
I will take her off your hands if you can't handle it.

>>652949472
Continue

>>652949472
Moar?

>>652949232
Tell her to calm the fuck down.

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>>652949478

>>652949373
He found a mentally ill woman.

epic meme

>>652950322
Redundancy there, mate.
They're all mental. This one enjoyably so.

>>652949472
CONTINUE

CONTINUE

>>652949232
>(submissive to me but wants us to rape someone together)

Me previous wife talked about doing this, too. More the drug and drink her up then play with her.

>>652949472
>try not to react, have eyes slightly open watching her
>she's cautiously jerking me off making sure I don't wake up.
>already instant boner
>she slides under the blanket and pulls my dick through the window and start fellating me
>pretty bad, lots of teeth but still feels good man
>think she's using me to practice, fuckin bitch
>she goes on for a couple minutes and stops as my dick is really throbing. Probably doesn't want me to cum
>she pops out of the blanket and goes to bed like nothing happened.

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>>652950888
>TFW no rapist GF

>>652950941
More?

>>652950941
Moar?

Hope this doesn't 404

>>652950941
>not sure if I should of pretended to wake up while she was blowing me to see if she'll take it farther
>might get embarrassed and never do it again
>have an idea, maybe she's doing this every night?
>next night I get to bed before her and pretend to sleep when she comes in
>she's doing some shit around the room, loosing faith, this sucks
> she sits down on the bed for like 10 minutes. Not doing anything just sitting there.
>think she's not going to do it but then things change
>starts doing the same fucking thing she did last night
>there is a God and he wants to get my dick sucked
>try to think of the sexiest shit so I can quickly bust a nut in her mouth before she stops
>succeed
>she squeals but tries to maintain herself
>quickly runs to the bathroom to clean up
>she comes back while I'm wide awake looking at her

>>652952664
Kek

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>>652952664

>>652939849
Fuck me Ur annoying at telling a story, no one gives a fuck what song is on or some irrelevant nonsense, just stick to the story, and " hot elbow action" the way u talk it's obvious ur a virgin yet u seem to think u have 50 times more knowledge and experience than everyone else.

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Spoodermain

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>>652952664
>she comes back while I'm wide awake looking at her
ayy lmao

>>652952664
Something just came up. I'll try to post the whole thing later

>>652952664
kek, continue m8

>>652949232

anon your gf is a ticking timebomb and one day she will self destruct. you need to wise up and think of an exist strategy fast. also use protection, for the love of fucking god please get a vi or something.

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Don't die, posting random shit to bump!

>>652952664
and Den?

bermp

bump
write faster

>>652924821
>>652924901
holy fuck I almost read the whole thing (maybe 3/4 of it) and this is pretty nice. Don't think I would read it again though, but it was nice.

>>652927386
tbh id fuck anne frank in hundreds of different ways

in the ears?

Column here

>>652956114

3/4s of just the screen caps? Because there is a lot more even then that..

>>652957240
Isn't the Google doc over 200 pages?

>>652957240
i have read the whole thing. Is there more than that?

>>652957532
Tinyurl com/wincestdrive
Google doc folder of caps

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>>652937507
Cool, I'm buddy's with the Drummer for No Doubt.

Column

>>652957421

213, I believe.. and it's only still the beginning really

>>652957532

See above. There was much fuckery. Much.

>>652949373
Yeah, on the outside she's perfect. Solid 8.5-9, classy, driven and would do anything for me. But I think she's going to ruin my life with her fantasies. I think the one time she may not listen to me is if I tell her that the daughter thing won't happen.

>>652949394
I feel lucky. But I doing think it's going to last.

>>652949549
I don't get it.

>>652949749
Lol no

>>652950245
Didn't I mention that I love her fantasies of shit? If I told her to dial it back then I don't think she could ever be so open with me again.

>>652950888
Our main rape fantasy is drugging her smoking hot sister, tying her up in a basement and just abusing her together until she becomes our submissive little fucktoy.

>>652954096
I think you're right. But I dunno how I'd be able to go back to normal sex or a normal relationship after this.

>>652953805
>>652955144
See >>652953803

Sorry /b/ros should of just wrote the thing up at once to begin with. My first time writing about this. I'll post later when I have time, just assume we maintained an awkward relationship feom then on out

you guys are sick fucks

>>652958603
I'm sure you're a model citizen

>>652957863
Post pics or this is b8, m8!

>>652958603
>you guys are sick fucks

there's no other known way to enjoy life.

>>652958827
Pics of what, m8? Ain't no picture gonna prove this.

>>652951208
Holy shiet
Whats the name of that comic? I havent been able to find it in about 10 years

>>652959398
Wife and Sis. Timestamp best ya can if the photo's are in the house. You should have some family photo's around. The story itself can't be confirmed, but at least you can be.

>>652960090
Jesus, can't you fucking read? She's not my wife. I said girlfriend. We're in our early twenties. We don't have a family. And I've seen 4chan find people and ruin their lives with less than a photo, so no.

>>652960889
smart man

bump pls do not die

>>652960889
faggot

What happened with Em and Robs?

>>652929385
>>"i thought she had shaved"
uhhhh she's 13

>>652963163
An heroed

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>>652952664

>there is a God and he wants to get my dick sucked

>she comes back while I'm wide awake looking at her

my sides are not anymore in this galaxy

>>652952664

pleasecontinue.exe

what happens next?

did u two begin to fuck?

did spagetti falls from pocket?

did everyone walked like dynosaurs?

tell us!!

>>652952664
TELL US THE ENDING