You get one sentence to prove you're an Aussie
I'm not an Aussie but i would like to take the time to say I thoroughly enjoy all your shitposting.
bloody pom, this is what you should have there
You bloody fucking wanker, i should slap the faggot out of your little bitch mouth for that. But i aint to keen on the coon spoof dribbling down that weak chin of yours cunt! Now you say your sorry like a good little fuck stain and hurry on back to those black fellas before they trade you off to the crack heads for some darbs, paint and half a bag of goon, you unaustralian FUCK.
Where do I fucking buy that overpriced weed in Northern Sydney burbs?
nah m8, you just cant stand the banter, I dont even think you could comprehend what it is to do a maccas run to recover from a good pissup after some hard yakka, or what it is to have a technicolour yawn after a sly bulls-eye floater smothered in dead horse.
Why I bet you fucking yanks havent even gone walkabout for some sly-grog after the 6 o'clock swill runs dry of the amber, let alone what it is to only pretend to give a shit about aerial ping pong while the ankle biters are around.
Some day you're going to bottle the blood's worth of a bloke who got up in a blue while sitting around the bush telly spinning a yarn about some bunyip around the back of bourke (that's near wup-wup for you yankees), but until then you're not even within a cooee of the big smoke, let alone seeing a true blue, rough and tumble aussie battler at work.
I'm so thirsty my mouth is as dry as a dead dingoes donga
Yeah nah, heaps hektic brah.
I drive a ba xr6 and my names kevo