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You get one sentence to prove you're an Aussie

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You get one sentence to prove you're an Aussie
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Meat pies. Broncos. Xxxx gold
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I fucked your mum
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>>652888871
Fuck off we're full
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cunt
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Fuck it's hot
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fuck off, you cunt
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yeah nah mate
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>>652888871
I eat vegamite on me bread.
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Fuck off cunt
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>>652888871
fuck off ya aussie cunt ya fuckin druggo cunt
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vacuumed my commodore
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Give me a dogs eye and dead horse
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I'm not an Aussie but i would like to take the time to say I thoroughly enjoy all your shitposting.
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>>652889134
I got that on the back of me ute m8
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Boom, headshot
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Naoo waorreys maaate
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yeah nah, hang a youie cunt i left my thongs on the porch next to my vb and i don't want to leave it there until tommorow arvo when we're gettin maccas.
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I've got a mate out at Wyong
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Nice indicator dickhead
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Fuck you Toby
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>>652888871
might go see the doctor just for the hell of it
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>>652889336
bloody pom, this is what you should have there
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Can I bludge a durry?
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Fucking shrimp on the barbie cunt
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Now for the acknowledgment of the native people of this land. This will was and always will be native aboriginal territory.
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Im going to smash some bundys out and the ute muster cause im a bogan ciggie butt brain cunt
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>>652889481
I only got Choice sorry
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koala
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>>652888871
fucking cunts at centerlink didnt pay me
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stop the boats
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Fosters is not Australian for beer. Australian for cold piss. Fuckin Amerifags.
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>>652889495
Ameritard detected
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>>652889495
Wrong cunt prawns ya fucking flog
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>>652889495
>shrimp
I thought aussies called them prawns.
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>>652889373
cuuunt can we drop down the servo i need some fuckin durries
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Chk chk booom
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What a funny cunt
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bloody fuckin' hot. pass your old man a beer from the esky would ya?
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anyone in newcastle?
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I've heard saying "shrimp on the barbey" will get you punched. Hard...
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I'm from Australia
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>>652889607
this fuck that terrible shit we dont even stock it in australia westend/vb is bad enough but we still drink it but fuck that fosters shit
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Gunna go stab some cunt
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Collingwood supporters don't have teeth
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Give us a fair crack
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I cut the springs and threw some stockies on the back of my fully sik commy mate vs v6
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>>652889740
fucking immigrant
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>>652889630
fark mate, true, good idea hey.
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>>652889645
This one wog said to the other wog...
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>>652889550
>shudders
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>>652889788
Low blow m8
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>>652889550
You shit cunt. Yeah give us one.
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>>652889550
jps?
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'you gammin' daaawg..'
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Goon is our life blood
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>>652889894
Your probably better off smoking gravel
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>>652888871
Not here to fuck spiders
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Mum and dad saw the passing out parade at pakapanyal

It was a long march from cadeta
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A blimmin' dingo stole me baby.
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>>652890022
Doubles as ya pillow for the nite mate
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>>652890022
Gunna do a few laybacks then we will play goon of fortune
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Yeh, nar mate. Get fucked you bloody drongo, you halfwit cunt.
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its fucking hot right now
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>>652890159
Amazing.
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how the fuck are ya go any goon
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I work at JB HiFi
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doing a maccas run but swinging past the bottle-o, want some grog?
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'please explain..'
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You always steal me liiighter.
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>>652889225
>vegamite
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>>652890237
kekd
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none of ya are fuckin` aussie mate
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please explain
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>>652890268
Pick us up a slab mate
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>>652890237
Too right cunt, been walking around Brisbane all day, shits fucked
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>>652889528
DAMO, MATE, FUCKIN CIGGIE BUTT BRAIIIIINNNNNN
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>>652888871
i get splash back on my feet when i piss in thongs
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>>652890271
Fuck off damo I dun av one
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Headin out to cloud listen go some bangers and smash some juice
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The burgers are better at Hungry Jacks.

http://www.hungryflaps.com/cam
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she just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
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>>652890519
That sketchy cunt allways taxes my lighter
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Tasmanians are two headed inbreds
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Cunt up you cunt
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>>652890556
omg circus and love mach are just as bad now mate, at least love mach on saturday does rnb
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>>652890635
Only before gst
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>>652889574
underrated post
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Wheres the farkin shloots..
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>>652890355
You bloody fucking wanker, i should slap the faggot out of your little bitch mouth for that. But i aint to keen on the coon spoof dribbling down that weak chin of yours cunt! Now you say your sorry like a good little fuck stain and hurry on back to those black fellas before they trade you off to the crack heads for some darbs, paint and half a bag of goon, you unaustralian FUCK.
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Oi cunt we just passed a maccas, chuck a u-e
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>>652890711
There all fucked now mate better off sittin at your local for a few pints
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>>652890519
Wat wiitah....
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Fuck me. Whens smoko cunt??
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>>652890847
not if I want sluts and shard haha
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show us your cunt, cunt!
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Fair suck of the sav
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>>652889327

We're the lifeblood of this community. If not for us, 4chan would be nothing more than a weaboo circle jerk.

We ARE the ocean of piss.
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goon & ice, cunt
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Go cowboys.
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>>652890903
Sorry gotta laugh at the pirate cunts...
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Your local must not be as good as mine drunk sluts everywhere
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They took all my guns!
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Let's put another shrimp on the barbie
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>>652891017
Kek twirlin whos got the sweetpuff
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42 degrees in the 'bri today. It was a scorcha alright
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What the fucks meth? You mean ice you cooked cunt?
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Few Vegemite and cheese sangas would go alright
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Any cunt see the bitch off the blocks nudes....
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>>652888871
just wrap the pingers in a dinger and shelve it, the dogs at stereo wont find shit mate
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Bitch suck my twleve inch
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>>652891075
Amertard detected. Fuck off you yank bastard.
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Johnno is a decent bloke
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>>652891015
Wholeheartedly agree.
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>>652891208
Probably, but true
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where's my courtesy wave cunt?
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>>652891221
He the sickest cunt
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Kev did this check it
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Fuckin' abos keep asking me for white man tax
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Fuck mate she's cooked
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left mah scoota outside tha dairy, nek minut
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>>652891221
he's a mad cunt
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gonna go see Davo and get a stick of that bush
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These lights are blinding getting higher and higher im climbing
and i lost my mind and i cant find it like where did ya go
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Let me Abos go loose, Lou
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>>652891271
Not true faggot. My .50cal says you're wrong from over 1.6km away
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anyone in newcastle want some gobbies?
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It's 40 degrees and its not even fucking December!!
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>>652891365
New Zealand, fuck off ya sheep shagger
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>>652889758
Have you ever had a fosters?
fosters >> vb, carlton draught, xxxx, and tooheys.

as far as shit beers go, it's better than most of the ones we actually drink.
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The only time I say things like "gday" or "mate" is when I'm on the internet or in a foreign country. You fucking retards.
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Oi cunt if we're going on a maccas run d'ya think we could stop to pick up some durries from the servo and then some grog from the bottle-o so we can get fucken maggot or nah?
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Where do I fucking buy that overpriced weed in Northern Sydney burbs?
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The Breakfast Creek Hotel is up for sale.

Last square mile of terra-firma, gavelled in the mail.
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>>652888871
Gil u cunt
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>>652891500
fuck off drongo
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Haha love how every one just says the most bogan cunt thing they can think of
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>>652888871
I call my best friends "cunts" and nothing happens...
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Just wanna get off me feet so I can kill time with fallout 4.
Cunt
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>>652888871
Fek aff ye shitcunt
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Thats going straight to the pool room
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>>652891548
yeah nah fuck off aye. im a lazy cunt drive yaself.
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>>652888871
I'll fucking glass ya mate
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>>652889887
>Oi, you slep wif my cuzin brah?
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>>652889550
at least you got tailor mades , i only got rollies
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Oi m8 aunt u the cunt frm the servo that stole me fuckin lighta m8, fuk off, i jus came bak from teenies m8 im not tryin hav no shit o'right ya prick?
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>>652889373
Fuck off Jackie,,hnnngggg
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yea mate giv us a schooner of new and a pack of winnie reds aye
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>>652890756
That was the most unaustralian thing yet
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Oi Damo ya cunt, give us yer lightah!
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white dog
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>>652889528
This cunt
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>>652891669
And it's glorious
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wanna be a fuckin' builder when I grow up ... eh, Mum
And build houses everywhere millions of the cunts
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Got a durrie, cuz?
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>>652888871
welcome to straya cunt now fuck off
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>>652888871
scarnon
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>>652891528
Learn to aussie cunt..
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get in the rape dungeon ya cunt
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Cunts fucked
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Always enjoy meeting a nice shiela while eating a pie.
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Tag 'n bag the abos and tell 'em fuck off were full
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Not happy, Jan.
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Two words.

Stolen. Generation.

Fucking abbos gonna go on about that for eternity
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>>652892313
Shut up Alf
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>>652889327

nah m8, you just cant stand the banter, I dont even think you could comprehend what it is to do a maccas run to recover from a good pissup after some hard yakka, or what it is to have a technicolour yawn after a sly bulls-eye floater smothered in dead horse.

Why I bet you fucking yanks havent even gone walkabout for some sly-grog after the 6 o'clock swill runs dry of the amber, let alone what it is to only pretend to give a shit about aerial ping pong while the ankle biters are around.

Some day you're going to bottle the blood's worth of a bloke who got up in a blue while sitting around the bush telly spinning a yarn about some bunyip around the back of bourke (that's near wup-wup for you yankees), but until then you're not even within a cooee of the big smoke, let alone seeing a true blue, rough and tumble aussie battler at work.
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>>652892375
Bloody flamin mongrels
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'you got a dollar dere buss?'
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Have you ever, ever felt like this?
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>>652892417
Kek
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Zooper Doopers in summer
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>>652892469
Have strange things happen when...
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>>652889373

Porch? Fuckin verandah.
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>>652892375
Shut the fuck up Sancho you Mexican cunt, i'll fuck you with scissors!
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>>652892548
Your goin, around the twist!
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>>652892346
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slap some shrimp on the barbie
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>>652888871
Throw another shrimp on the barbie Bruce.
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down!
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>>652892690
No American gets this reference.
Here's a hint: Indonesia
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I love going to centerlink.
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>>652892750
>shrimp
Kill yourself americancer
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45°C is not even that hot
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QUEENSLAAAANNNDDDDEEEERRRR
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>>652892816
How far outback?
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tie me kangaroo down sport!
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How A*mazing was The Ferals back in the day?
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>>652888871
I can hear Melbourne sound and burnouts happening down the road
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Soggy Sao
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>>652888871
don't be a shit cunt.
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>>652888871
I'm so thirsty my mouth is as dry as a dead dingoes donga
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"Oi, want anything from the shops?"

"Yeah, get us a bag of Zooper Doopers"
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>>652889472
Ballaratfag?
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>>652892887
Blues masterrace
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>>652892332
Tas Fag confirmed
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>>652892921
Always reminds me of Wolf Creek
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Fuck me sideways, cunt's fucked. Now I'm off for a fucking beer.
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Oi slut, show us where ya piss from
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>>652893042
Get fwarked......
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Yeah nah, heaps hektic brah.

I drive a ba xr6 and my names kevo
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Get a dog up ya, cunt
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