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NZ Thread

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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NZ Thread
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[email protected]
https://mega.nz/#F!2IonBZbJ

stuff for people
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>>652712018
Mega's still fucking down for me, but we'll need the key for that link
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>>652711409
Can one of you guys help a brother out finding a music video?
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It's time we allied ourselves with ISIS. We have common enemies and although we might not have a closely aligned ideology, it might be an alliance of convenience, and we may of fought each other in the past it is important to remember that the French attacked us first as well and we must band together with those in Islam who also seek to rid this world of the heaving cesspit that is known as France.
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>>652712217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76RbWuFll0Y
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>>652712259
fuck dox were already aligned with hone hawira g
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>>652712018
so you wantt me to send it to your email
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>>652712151
oh crap
https://mega.nz/#F!2IonBZbJ!7KHflwsErCo-w6BnN1xdNg
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>>652712217
Sure, what is it?

>>652712320
Hahahaha
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>>652712151
mega aint down here which is weird but yes we do need the key pls.

it will give you a choice of that link which you have sent, just they key or the link+key.
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>>652712350
whatever is easier for you, anything sent to the email will be added to the mega

unless you say otherwise to which ill just back it up to different folder
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>>652712362
Chur
>>652712396
Where you at? I'm in Dunners, I'm with Spark, I'm using the Chrome extension, I'm mad as fuck.
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>>652712493
just post the link here bro

>>652712544
i'm in Dunners with Spark too, using Chrome without the extension and Megasync too.

>getting sick of having to find 4chans stupid street names that dont even look like street name signs or whatever the fuck.
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Fuck i hate using spark the cunt are shit vdsl suck cock
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Why are IDs even gone?
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>>652708668
Jess?
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>>652712632
try having ADSL with them.
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>ritanon is king
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>>652712683
>Why are IDs even gone?
I know this is posted as a joke, but it's something i seriously want the answer to.
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>>652712730
cunts are fucked john key is cunt and these darn Asians owning all these dairy's motherfuckers
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>>652712366
Ok so this shit is really simple but I swear you won't get it. There was this dnb music video like waaaay back (06-08 can't remember) and the video was paper stop motion with some guy and a tree. I can't remember the rest or how it goes but that's what I remember. Also, in the song itself, there was a Maori lady singing to the beat. It was hype as shit. I've been trying to look for it for so long, I hope one of you plebs know it.
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>>652712814
Dumbest decision tbh.
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>>652712943
googling commenced.

does it have any lyrics?
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>>652711409
is new zealand the ghetto of australia m8
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>>652713039
I know, do you actually know why they aren't used anymore though? I think they are on other boards
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>>652712814
Moot was pissed off at /pol/ then he took it out on /b/ by disabling ID's and enabling dub posts. Hence all the "gets" threads and posts afterwards.
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>>652712906
john key is a demigod
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>>652712943
When you first said stop motion i thought of 'steriogram - walkie talkie man' but that wont be it because it's not dnb, or a maori lady singing by a tree. What this guy said >>652713102
Was there any lyrics?
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>>652712683
Why is idbro even gone?
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>>652712493
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ill send it in morning i have heaps alot of them ones on here are from my mega
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>>652713450
thats what i thought too. but yeah like i said lyrics?
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>>652713290
What was the point of that?
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Kek 4 days
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>ritanon 4 president
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>>652713450
No it wasn't a Maori lady singing by a tree, but there was a guy by a tree and they were both made out of paper in the video with a Maori lady (not in the video) saying some random shit that went to with the beat. It was like "ho hey, aha hey, ho hey hey". I sound insane as fuck, but I hope we get there.
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I wish mods would delete these shit threads, just embarrassing now
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>>652713702
well you'd definitely do better than John Key.
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>john key
>is
>cute
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>>652713571
No lyrics, just "ho hey, aha hey, ho hey hey"
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>>652713577
iirc someone from /pol/ hacked some shit. I can't remember what it was since I didn't really pay attention to that whole fiasco, but he fucked with /pol/ too by putting "cuck" memes all over that place. The hacking was probably a joint effort by /b/ and /pol/, or maybe he didn't know who did it, so he just fucked with both boards.
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>>652713787
ohhhhhh i actually know what song you mean now i just dont fucking know the name of it. it's just one of those songs that everyone knows but nobody knows the name of.
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>>652713787
Haha you don't sound insane, man. I've dont the exact same thing. When it's like an EDM song and you have to make the noises with your mouth shit gets awkward fast
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>>652713931
I knew that I wasn't the only one... Ffs. I remember spending two hours trying to find it one night. Its ruining me and I want to find it so that my curiosity can rest.
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>>652713821
FREE MONEY FOR EVERYONE!

>>652713890
That's so random, hopefully the new azn guy will bring it back
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>>652714067
I really want to know what this song is now... I can't think of what it could be. Maybe it could've been aaradhna or something? Also, might've been featuring on a PNC song, he fucks with the DNB type stuff.
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>>652713982
Yeah but like this was a woman chanting some stuff that went with the beat, like it synced perfectly. Not the old "WUB WUB WUB"

>>652714241
Nah can't be them man. It wasn't that professional, it felt like a uni project in fact. But I'll check PNC out just in case.
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Whats everyone opinion on sweet and sour pork?
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>>652714067
Was there singing or was it just an instrumental beat?
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>>652714643
Fucking love it, dude. Get combination fried rice, combination chow-mein and sweet and sour pork, omg you'll be in heaven
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>>652714635
>uni project
oh god it could be anything anywhere.
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>>652714727
I think he said it was like a dnb type song with humming and stuff.
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>>652712620
I give up. By tomorrow it'll either have come right or the feds will come and get me for whatever it is.

In the meantime, post your jams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymIUz6njjpY

Been a fan of these guys ever since Gran Turismo 4, new album is rad. Real shame about Paris.

And fuck the shitty captcha. Hard.
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>>652714802
That's what I meant

>>652714774
True lol. But it had the patented "NZ On Air" logo if that helps
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>>652714760
I'm cutting abnd that is all i can think about.
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>>652714909
You're cutting? What do you mean /b/ro?
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>>652714894
NZ on air logo is good, that means it's NZ-tier mainstream
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>>652714635

state of mind - sunking ?

bulgarian, not maori though.

>>652714894
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>>652715044
or just from NZ which actually narrows it down quite a lot.

if only you could just have a database of NZ songwriters/artists and what type of music they done.
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>>652714985
he is eating at a calorie deficit to cut down on body fat/weight
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>>652714635

state of mind - sunking

bulgarian, not maori though
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>>652714985
I'm trying to get rid of body fat in time for summer. I can only have 1500 calories a day.
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>>652714985
He's emo or he's trying to make his muscles more defined
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>>652715183
Fuck i'm stupid, i honestly thought he meant he was cutting his wrists and the red blood was making him think if sweet and sour pork.

>>652715243
Haha, better than what I thought you meant. If you're on a really strict diet just make yourself a cheat day or something? You can cut weight and still indulge a little.

>>652715320
Hahahahaha
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>>652715067
OMFG BRO!!!
THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
You got a bank account? I'll pay you five bucks straight up.
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>>652715436
(I'm not him but) Hahaha, success. Happy for you bro. I could do with $5 ;)
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>>652715436
https://youtu.be/PZ8Uh1dg1NQ
Not even paper but we got it bois, we got it :')
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Okay so what we know about this song so far >is it's a DNB type of song
>around 2006-2008 ish
>video was paper stop motion with some guy and a tree
>in the song there is a Maori lady singing to the beat
>"hype as shit"
>not walkie talkie man
>sounds like ho hey, aha hey, ho hey hey"


nevermind it was found, well done /b/ros
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>>652715639
Looks like it could be a tool video.
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>"we love and cherish you, ritanon"
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anyone know the name of that hippie song sung by a lady
and part of the lyrics are something like "i can feel it coming down"
or
"and the rain coming down"
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>>652715639
fuck, i remember this now. used to see it all the time on that weird late friday night music show or whatever. haven't watched tv since 2011 now.
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>>652715852
Jesus, lad
>>652715733 was vague enough
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>>652715852
Don't have a clue, does it have a video or something else to go off?
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>>652715839
So you went from posting Koreans to this chick, huh?
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>>652715896
Exactly where I seen it dude. It was called Alternative or some shit, on Juice or C4.
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>>652715852
know a year or something?

>>652716129
WOULD HAVE BEEN C4, WE NEED C4 BACK.
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>>652716128
I'm not IDbro!!!
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>>652715928
>>652716115
>>652716198
found it lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xW2taEoH6s
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>>652716198
I miss texting in my non existent request for a shitty pop song :'/ rip c4
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Did anybody else used to watch that rap show with DJ Sirvere and he's play all the latest rap shit? Ahh, nostalgia... Also, anybody else find Shannon Ryan as fucking hot as I do?
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>>652712736
You're not IDbro!!!
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>>652716244
NZ Threads, making dreams come true since inception
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>>652715436

haha, don't worry about it lad, knew what you were talking about straight away.

too easy.
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>>652716244
wouldn't really classify Stevie Nicks as a hippie but yeah thats it.
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Yo how many mgs of codeine do I need for a noticeable effect?
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>>652716339
I KNOW!!!
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>>652716198
C4 was good until Joel left. It became good again with Drew but then fell apart again. That Maori dude (jordan?) was ok.
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>>652716304
I remember her being qt 3.14 not hot though.
I wanted to date that one girl from Studio 2 though. She was beautiful as fuck at the time.
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>>652716496
Stop calling yourself the king then.
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Hi, im from Poland . I ll move to NZ. Worth ?
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>>652716620
Can't remember studio 2? What's that? And who was the chick?
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>>652716687
Nyet
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>>652716619
drew era was the best, but then again it's all I knew
I used to go home from school and watch c4 until the stuff like malcolm in the middle and the simpsons came on
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>>652716619
Shannon was good to watch.

>>652716687
YES
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>>652711409
Okay, so what's the deal with these Kiwi threads?
>Ausfag here btw
Is it really that lonely in NZ you have to make /b/ threads every night?
Not that I'm one to judge. Thanks for Mega, also. Seriously tho fuck NZ except for Footrot Flats and all the nice dairy products.
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>>652716624
>"don't worry about the haters, ritanon. you're better than that and we love you"
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hey guys, germanfag here, was in nz for 4 months..

what do you think about all the german tourists? every camp or city was full of germans, i hated them.

also: why are all maoris so fat? i never saw skinny ones..

post hot maori girls now
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>>652716741
Worth.
She used to host with that guy that does Spark ads now (that one ad with the girl and the tattoo tho. Holy shit she's noice)
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>>652716900
1. a german exchange student was in a few of my classes in highschool, his accent made everything funny
2. kfc
3. don't exist
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>>652717007
They used to host for about 15 min, then put on a dank cartoon, then 15 min, then cartoon, 15 min, cartoon, then done. Jesus mornings and afternoons were the dhit back then.
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>>652717007
Oh, fuck I used to want to fuck her sooooo bad! She had a mole, too right? I remember I went to northcote intermediate and she came there one day and i looked at her, she was even sexier irl
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>>652716230
You just went from one obsession to another mate. Korean girls stop suddenly get posted and then this Rita shit starts? Too much of a coincidence.
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>>652717129
*shit
Now she's all grown up and all mommy like. Gross.
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>>652717185
I DONT LIKE KOREAN GIRLS (except miu from waveya)
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>>652717217
Holy shit is that her now? What a shame... What's her name?
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Comfy here, trying for trips. again.
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>>652717007
preferred the chick that was on sticky tv at the time.

fuck that show was awful. fuck it, all of them were and presumably still are.
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>>652717171
Lucky bastard.
Also this bitch from What Now was ace. What now would've been better if it was a 30-60 minute show. Two hours was too much.
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>>652717343
Dayna Vawdrey
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>>652717411
Which one? The one that does 3 news Weather now?
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Erica Takacs would get relentless d

>>652717453
I don't remember her? I used to watch what now on and off, too. And yeah, 2 hours was a mission to get through. I remember the guy would always play that annoying 'happy birthday' song on the turntables
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>>652717411
this sticky tv bitch, not that fucking psycho looking bitch from the original sticky tv.
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>>652717536
Fuck, that's right. Thanks, man!
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>>652717582
DJ Charlie G or some shit. I always wanted a goodie bag, but i never even got through. Made me mad af. Fuck time goes. From not giving a shit about anything and chilling to looking back at that Camilla thing and having a hearty fap to it.
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>>652716805
Shannon was hot AF, but her hosting skills were god awful
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>>652717895
Haha DJ Charlie G, good memory bro. There was also DJ Vinyl Richie I think? Fuck yeah the goodie bags, I always wanted one too (most of the time you were just getting slime). Fuck, that camilla comment has me in stitches, that was the gorilla thing aye?

>>652717906
Fuck yeah, she still is hot. One of my fav NZ TV chicks.
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>>652717582
What Now was cool. Props boy and Richie were my favourite. Anyone remember Squirt? Matt Gibb still on the scenes?
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she made the news so fucking compelling when i was a young man.
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>>652718116
Yeah I remember squirt, matt gibb has come back onto the scene actually, seen him on a few ads! Also seen him on something else, can't remember what, though.

>>652718118
Have you seen her on Newsworthy? She's secy as fuuuuuuuck, man. Her and Janika Ter Ellen are the GOATs of NZ news reporting (based on sex appeal)
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>>652718064
Got it wrong, I think it was Vinyl Richie but he's still a faggot regardless.
Yeah Camilla is the gorrila. No lie, I'd fuck.
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wikipedia
Major religions in New Zealand, 2013
Islam (1.18%)

...
lucky bastards over there
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>>652718373
He's a faggot regardless, hahahahahaha. Holy shit the Camilla comment with the picture. You're the true MVP, bro. (not even kidding though, I bet vinyl richy beat that pussy up)
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>>652718116

shit yeah, i remember squirt. though i mostly watched it before mat gibb's time.

had a squirt handbook to life. it recommended drawing nudey ladies on fogged up windows.
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>>652713147
That's an unfair thing to say. I'm Australian too, and you and I know that Australia has enough ghettos all on it's own. New Zealand is a lovely place, with hills, clement weather and sheep and nice girls. I think you're projecting a little bit.
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>>652718317
Janika is top tier tbh. Nothing comes close to her. Unless its that girl from Prime with nice as fuck eyes.
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>>652718118
Nobody got love for Tova
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>>652718704
Janika is something else, man. I bet Paul Henry's dick was covered in pre-cum everyday when he was working with her. Who's the chick from prime? Got a pic?

>>652718775
Fuck, that nostalgia hits deeeeep.
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>>652718317
haven't watched tv since 2011, mate. but that janika chick takes it up the ass for sure, man. she looks so fucking filthy.

might have to watch some newsworthy though.
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>>652718840
Fuck, fully forgot about Tova. I've definitely got love for her though, she's hot as fuck.
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Hey bros, question here.

So i'm fron Dunnerz today me and my mates went down to harrington point and did some fishing and fucked around in the war bunkers.

Brought my air pistol and we took many great photos with it mainly just stupid poses pretending we're in gangs and then some where we do like firing squad stuff lol.

One of my mates reckons we can absolutely NOT upload any to facebook as they will be offensive or something.....thoughts????????
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>>652718878
Fucking a.
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>>652718549
Last time I saw vinyl Richie, he was working at a footlocker in a mall in Auckland.
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>>652718945
i wouldn't do it. epically in todays age..
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>>652718910
Janika easily makes the no pull-out list. Yeah, check it out, man. Opened my eyes up to how hot Samantha Hayes is. I was sleeping on her.

>>652718964
Hahahahaha, trying to get his street-cred back after being what nows #1 DJ
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>>652719093
especially* stupid autocorrect.
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>>652718947
Would marry/10
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>>652718947
>>652719174
I don't watch prime but yeah you're right, she's hot. I gotta be honest guys, i'd hit the chick from 'story' too. (She's not hot, but she's weirdly fuckable)
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>>652719301
Ye I'd shaft that.
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>>652719413
She's fuckable, right? I thought i'd be the only one.
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>>652719137
streaming newsworthy right now. it's been a looooooong ass time since i've fapped to the news.
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>>652719572
Hahaha, yeah! She's fucking hot, bro. I bet she's one hell of a good root.
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Where the Chch weed at?
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>>652719775
Aucklandfag here, can't help you sorry /b/ro. Check fb chat and ask friends?
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>>652711409
Fucking logging off cunts, good thread m8s. Been a while. KA KITE ANOA AND HAVE A SAFE NIGHT
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>>652719939
Night /b/ro, have a good one!
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>>652719939
Happy days! We'll see you tomorrow.
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>"nice pic, ritanon"
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Toni Marsh guys
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>>652720491
Fuck I remember her, wonder where she went?
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>>652720491
that voice! FUCK! awful.
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>>652720618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ_bxwPXyw4
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>>652720884
Dude literally just found that as you replied! Hahahaha.
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>>652720884
This one came on after, it's so good!

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I
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>>652721135
i particularly enjoyed the of big old golden showers.

anyway, i'm out. later, cunts.
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