Look at what my girlfriend did to me im so fucking pissed /b/

This is why you buy it on steam and don't share your password

shabby console peasant

>>652565043
Nah go digital next time

bitches like her are the reason guys are gay

>>652565043
lol fuck you

>>652565513
FAGGOT

>>652565508
Then his XBone would get smashed.
The lesson here is to never put your dick in crazy.

>>652565417
all it takes is a glass of water to destroy your pc mate
luckily, all it takes is a fist to destroy her face so I guess that evens out

Stole this off of reddit. Which stole this off of Twitter.

>>652565655
>This

>>652565043
NYPA

What should I do guys throat kick her or rape her until I feel like I've gotten my 60$ back?

>>652565655
dubs speak the truth. never put your dick in crazy

>>652565780
Both, then post pics.

>>652565716
Ha faggot this isn't even on reddit

>>652565705
and then you can get another pc and your game collection is stil safe as well as save data

>>652565043
post her nudes in revenge

>>652565836
fuck pics...live stream that shit

>>652565780
>>652565836
stop roleplaying like a foggot

this is pasta from last night

>>652565043
Got any nudes, now is the time to share them.

>>652565043
But why, she obviously knows a shit game when she sees it.

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>>652565043
Console peasant, Shame on you

>>652566287
are these kids about to fuck each other?

>>652566287
Sauce?

>>652566422
Maybe I got the vid

>>652565513
True

Dicks and gravy

>>652565043
good video games are the new religion. opiate of the masses.

>>652565043
shoulda got that warranty kek

>>652565043
Hold her by her long white hair, push her face down on a pillow and fuck her hard. The pillow is to muffle her screams. While you're fucking her, make her say she's your property, your fuck doll and your sex slave

>>652566633
hows that first year of college going?

>>652566795
How's being a virgin going for you?

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>>652565043
This happened two days ago, why are you crawling back to us now?

>>652566845
Its going good so far for womens studies :)

>>652566845
dude im neet as fuck. nice assumption though.

>>652566795
2edgy4meBro

>>652565043

> Implying that qt is yours

>>652566845
Fucking kek. Summed that up perfectly.

>>652567067
maybe thats because you bitch about the opiates for the masses instead of taking part in them

>>652567000
because OP is a bitch

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>>652566287
>Giving a fuck what someone plays on like a proper 12 year old

>>652567067
You're also a psuedo intellectual piece of crap.

>>652567175
>qt
Kek hard
>>652565043
Wtf kind of third world name is Kostia?

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>>652567307
It's cute seeing peasants try to believe that PC gaming isn't infinitely superior in every way. LOL

>>652565043
leave her immediately. this is not a loving, healthy relationship. fuck that bitch.

>>652567483
this

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>>652565043

rape and kill her

>>652567483
>paying an extra $3000 just for more detailed blades of grass and loli mods
>muh master race

>>652565043
> dude has an ok girlfriend
> is a fucking retarded nerd that plays shitty games every possible minute
> girl gets no attention, takes action

Ha ha, fuck you, cuck. I know the OP is not the real guy, but he is a fucking loser.

>>652565043
> Fuzzy 9gag water mark
> post from Facebook
> clean cut disc like its easy
fuck off

>>652565043
LOL my girlfriend bought this for me because I didn't have enough money.

Get a better girlfriend faggot.

>>652565705
>>beta console gamer

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>>652567483
Now, let me tell you a story of someone that is me, this me has a job, a car, apartment etc. this me earns and has sufficient money to simply buy everything i want and need. Therefore i have my lovely now 3 months old computer, customized for my pleasure and also a Xbone and Ps4 for their exclusives.

Stop being a basement dwelling nigger and get a job, you utter homosexual being.

>>652567632
Hey, that $3000 went to companies that have developed lots of non gaming applications, consoles are purpose built profit niches.

>>652565043
https://support.xbox.com/en-CA/xbox-one/system/disc-replacement-program

>>652565043
9gag watermark. great.

>>652565043
> 9GAG watermark

phaggot.

>>652565043
>visit 9gag.com

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>>652567632
>Implying you wouldn't pay $3000 dollars for grass made of loli's

What are you some kind of faggot?

>>652565043
shit game anyway

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>>652567632
Back to what I said. It's cute seeing peasants try to defend consoles. LOL

Also 3k? What are you buying a mac? I got a PC for the price of a console. Don't forget we have better frames, free Internet access (and before your retard brain doesn't process what I mean. To have home internet you need a modem/router. Plug pc in and you're good. Consoles need that THEN you pay for their internet access)

I can do this all day peasant


>>652567788

>so much implication LOLOLOL

>job, girlfriend, still didn't waste money on consoles.

>>652565705
and that insurance to replace it a few days later...

>>652567483
Convenience and price.

> inbe hurr pc is cheap you just don't know how to build

A ps4 is 350 dollars new from a store, there is no pc/monitor that can compete at that price


That being said I have a pc too but to say there is NO reason just isn't true.

>>652568296
If you got a pc for the price of a console then your pc is shit, you aren't part of the pc master race
You're part of the can barely run anything at decent settings race

>>652567632
Enjoy paying $60 to have another person play with you, controllers are clearly marked up. Xbox is selling an elite modded controller for $150. ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS.

Xbox one controllers originally needed adapters for their headphones to fit in them.

$50 for internet.


Please, when this stops sounding like a cash grab let me know.

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>>652568296
When you got money sprouting out of your ass like me, its not waste. I can simply afford it without bother.

Stop being a poorfag.

>>652568555
Awh :) cute. Well, since you need to know. I got a prebuilt because my old mobo fried. So I got a decent processor and case, and swapped out my power supply/GPU with the prebuilt garbage.

Nice try though faggot. L2 thunk before you speak lol.

>>652567483
Enjoying Red Dead Redemption, M9?

Oh wait...

>>652565043

I would never hit a woman or another person over something like this. But I sure as fuck would dump her. My gf plays games with me, and we spend time together. Dump her childish ass OP and find someone with the same interests as you.

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>>652568718
>has lots of money

>previous point included spending an extra 3k being an issue


>"when you got money sprouting out of your ass like me, its not waste."

Oh no! Red Dead Redemption?! M9?!

How will I continue my life not playing these outdated console games....

>>652568296
how do you faggots take this low tier bait?

>>652569243
>>previous point included spending an extra 3k being an issue

I didnt write that you mentally challenged piece of tartar sauce.

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>>652570074
Good thing I can see your username so I can tell who posted what.

>>652565043
Call the police. That's destruction of property Bro.

>>652570377
Stop being a faggot shut up

>>652570377
hello newfriend. Please respond to every poster as though they are talking to you. This will clearly designate you as a faggot.

That is your goal right?

>>652566464
>sauce?
kill yourself.

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>>652570488
Oh snap. Much intimidation. Such scary online. Wow

>>652569162
Break shit she cares about that has approximately the same value. Make up by both rebuying each others shit and fuck like monkeys and see if she learned a lesson. Or if you don't care just ditch the bitch.

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>>652565043
>/b/ I need you to deal with my girlfreind because I am too much of a beta cuck
Go fuck your self peasant.

>>652570644
You are officially the biggest faggot in this thread. Congratulations newfriend your goal has been reached. You have successfully made anyone that reads your posts believe without doubt, that you are indeed a giant faggot.

Mission successful soldier.

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>>652570525
You must be a psychologist. You have me all figured out!

So my daddy did molest me? I knew it.

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>>652570377

>>652570806
Youve already proven youre a faggot. You dont need to rub it in anymore.

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>>652570805
>>652570525
Hurr durr I come to 4chan for deep intellectual conversations.

>>652570805
Its just a delusional fag who actually gets in their feelings online like he's some how having a real argument

>>652567483
It really isn't.

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>>652570907
Here just to really solidify the point....

>>652570964

>>652566287
o yea look how kewl we r
we not even masterb8ed yet but we got a condom because it make r dick hard

>>652571088
No one is challenging your alpha faggot position. But you press on. Admirable faggotry.

>>652565624
>triggered

not your gf/10

>>652571016
Hahahha

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>>652571242
You have to make sure the other faggots don't see your weakness and try to take your alpha status.

serves you right for having a "girlfriend"

>>652565043
Stick a piece in her vagina!

>>652567653
>Faceb
This. You're all stupid if you believe OP. I saw this post on Facebook a week ago. It's honestly disgusting how easily you all fall for bait these days. It's like nobody fact checks anymore.

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This fucking thread is full of topkeks. Pls, my sides can only take so much.

>>652565043
Just stage a mugging, take her purse, beat the shit out of her, then break up with her later

>>652571088
newfag

>>652566633
Opium is the opiate of the masses you homo.