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Do any of you have the green text of the guy who's refrigerator is broken and he has ancient sour cream?
I would appreciate it.
I hate to see threads like these going 404.
With all the half human races, how do you think centaurs are made?
... Nothing on reverse image search. Anon.... is this you?
Pls make thread, I want to marry you, I don't have much but I do have a cat that comes by occasionally, 3 and a half tins of pringles that I would let you have one of and a pirated netflix subscription.
Some day you'll understand how images work friend.
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"banana is love" I say; "banana is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Banana is love. Banana is life.
This one cracks me up. Sorry for the poor quality but it's worth the read.
I don't mean to turn this into a feels thread but... This fucking story and fuck your tl:dr
I don't mean to turn this into a tl;dr thread but... This fucking story and fuck your feels
Does anyone have I recognise that gauge blowjob?
well, here is the non-thumbnail, you cockgobbling faggot
i could never guess scrolling down 5 posts was difficult, even if you had a brain so small, that if it was made out of silk, it would be hard to make it a pair of boxers to a budgie
i was wrong
that's actually pretty nicely put. Respectful but gets the point across. Feminists like to demonize men and say men only do bad shit, ignoring the fact that any time somebody needs to put a fire out or run into a burning building to save a woman, it's a man doing it.
>Women need men like a fish needs water
>it's a man doing it
of course it is, fire is warm, it can hurt you
>asking questions on /g/
kek when people try to use Leviticus.
If you try to use Leviticus or Exodus, you're talking shit to the Jews.
I'm a Christfag, and I don't believe the bible is a real telling of events. But I can't help but laugh when retards think they know shit about the bible, then quote Lev.
Lev. was a ruleset left for the Children of Israel, aka, DA JOOZ.
If you're trying to be a dick, at least get your dick straight.
This guy, anon, and his buddy Pete go to college with a girl named Ella, they both love her, Pete goes out with her for a month or so, anon goes out with Ella's bff Nicole, they love each other too, anin gets a job that requires him to go to LA, Ella is in the same flight to LA to go see her parents, they get close and he realizes he loves her more than Nicole, Nicole surprises anon by going to LA to see him, but anon slept with Ella last night, so he had her scent or whatever on him, Nicole breaks up with anon, next day anon has sexy time with Ella, too bad anon has to go to Hong Kong for two months, Ella and anon Skype for a month, he goes to LA after a month to see her, she died in a car crash, anon is super sad, he cries in her bed, Nicole is there to comfort him, 2 years later they get married and he's writing the story. The end.
Fluffehs were supposed to be the new Banana Cancer OC
I work at a city hall and we also rent out apartments. there lived a guy who went to school with my mom. he was an alcoholic and never had any visiters - I know because the apartments are in the same building and I saw him going in and out during my work hours.
he didn't have a job, the gov payed his rent and shit.
one day he probably fell asleep smoking and it started to burn a little. the firemen had to break into his apartment because he didn't want them to come in. well, the kicked open the door and he was taken to family members for a few days.
the mayor told me to go up to his apartment and take a look.
fuck me. it looked exactly like in that picture. I swear the whole place was a dump; food wrappings 30cm high, toilet and other sanitary installations almost completely black from shit and puke and god knows what.
and his bedroom.. god. imagine a room that you can only enter by stepping over a 1m high pile of garbage that includes cheap vhs porn, with a matress as a bed, a single small chair in front of a old tv.
nobody would have been able to come close to the kitchen - there was a 1,5m broad pile of junk.
we made that guy an offer that we would help him take out all of the garbage, because he clearly needed help. so we said on monday we'd do that and he would help us.
then on monday one of our workers found him dead in the bathtub; strangled himself.
I'll see if I still have the pictures, if anybody's interested
jesus christ my family is bunch of alcoholic shitwits and if theyd pull that on me i would literally fucking hang them all
just fucking fuck
i hope that faggot of a dad died in agony