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>>652025904 >So, apparently Ekko owed money to some

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>652025904
>So, apparently Ekko owed money to some people and got shot
>Jesus christ
>I mean, this is NYC, so it's not like that's some crazy ass thing to happen, but we film in one day and we need a porn star
>Sam tells me he's working on it
>Mark comes in and is not happy
>He knew Ekko's brother or some shit
>What kind of name is Ekko?
>Anyway, Mark and I are sort of talking behind Sam's back
>Mark too is suspicious of the money, and thinks Sam is probably tied into drugs or worse
>Maybe
>Remember when I was just making VHS tape box art?
>Mark has an idea

>The idea is simple - basically I will be in the porno, but my face won't be shown
>Mark claims that this should give Sam incentive to give me a shit ton of money and Mark can claim he needs money too, since the plans changed so suddenly
>I have never been in a porno before
>Well, I have, but just my breathing
>Oh god
>"Come on, Anon, you can do this!"
>Okay
>"You're the best, Anon!"
>Get home
>Ten o clock
>Call that chick from across the hall
>No one answers
>I spend the rest of the night wondering if Ekko was even that dude's real name
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>>652027338
hurry up nigger
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>>652027338
Tuto
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Keep going
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gg your in a gay porno
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>>652027338
Come on man I'm gunna nut
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>>652027338
do it nigger
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>>652027338
exactly what I was expectimg
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Damn son, did you made a gay porno or not then?
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>>652027628
*you're
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>le wild troll appears ᵗᵇʰ ᶠᵃᵐ
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Braylen checking in and i'll take it off the air
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>>652027338
>Okay

What the fuck is wrong with you?
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Quads for terrorist
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They killed Ekko, it was their plan all along.
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>>652027338
finish the story please
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New thread and this is all you done? Been following this for over a hour or some shit
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>fetty wap is life
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OP is a faggot
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inb4 ekko never existed
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i know you guys like this shit

front facing pepe=best pepe
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ffs
i tot the last part was some epic cp plot
and i miss it
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Did you crash the porn? Were there survivors?
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>>652027858
no, type faster, but let the story flow, it's good
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op lost a hand in that porno and he cant type fast now
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I think it will involve 9/11 since he said DVDs were coming around
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>
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>>>poop
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Im on a night shift and this shiet passes the time as if im a time lord
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>Now I'm into the gay porn industry
>Mucho dinero
>Am I a fucking faggot or what
>Fin
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Ffs op, pretype your shit out next time.
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The band thing is... this is all absolutely true. I know the OP, I am friends with the girl from the other building. A shame what happened to her.
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COME ON THE PARIS ATTACKS WERE FASTER THAN THIS
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>>652028045
Where is it night
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Op is literally a faggot
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Goddam OP... How long is it gonna take you to tell us that your dad recognized you from a gay porno he was watching and now you/re considering blowing him?
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this thread proves that OP is a faggot
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OP I've literally driven halfway across the country I live on, in the time I've been following this (it's an island, granted, but not a small one). Or jogged, broke up with someone and took a shower.
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>>652027338
FUCK I'M GOING TO FLUSH MY BRAINS FINNISH THE FUCKING STORY
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>check em
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I don't care if this is some drawn out pun or whatever, I really want to see how this ends.
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dubs plx
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>>652028167
http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/sunearth.html
Really?
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>>652028129
SPOILERS
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First to claim
> OP is pretty nice guy
Yet
> OP is faggot
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COME ON
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Someone had better be archiving this shit.
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>>652028014
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>>652027945
what about a back facing pepe? checkmate
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Can someone copy the last few story parts from the other thread. I refreshed page and lost them.
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>>652028165
kek
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>>652028167
It's 4am in Tokyo
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>>652027338
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>>652028293
Woah!!! Nice!!!
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>>652028249
>>652028073
>>652027919
>>652027730
>newfag
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inb4 everybody walk the dinosaur while buttfucking
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La wild buump appears
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guys, only a SINGLE gay picture was posted in the previous thread and none in this
are we that straight?
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>>652028226
Same here man
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Come on. Been following this to long to walk away
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bump
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>>652028430
They're gone
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>>652027338
>The day comes
>Again, no pun intended
>Mark swears no one will see my face
>Okay
>Unless you want them to
>Nope
>So here I am, in the room with Chad, Mark, and Sam
>Sam has promised me an executive producer credit under the alias 'Josh Simms'
>He has promised Mark and I a very large sum of cash
>He still has no clue I plan on leaving
>I am about to make a film
>I am about to be jerked off to by a shit ton of Mexicans
>And I'm not even 20

>So, I ask to film the speaking scenes on one day and the sex scenes on another to prolong this shit
>Sam says good idea since I'm a newbie
>Yeah, a newbie alright
>One of my lines is "Nice tie"
>To which Chad replies "Thanks, nice ass."
>I have to do like six takes because I can't stop laughing
>Realize, as Chad tells me time and time again that I have a nice ass, what I'm doing
>I've got to get out of this mess
>But if I leave, I'll miss out on all that money
>Decide to keep going, record all my scenes, including one where my dick is seen from behind a water cooler
>Whelp
>Sam tells me good job, I won't regret this, etc.
>Go home, dreading the next day's filming
>I call that girl to see what she's doing
>A guy answers the phone
>I hang up
>I wonder what I would be doing today had I not picked up that newspaper three years ago
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>>652028528
>>652028529
>>652028530

ccccccombo 3x score
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>>652028449
Are you Chinese
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>>652028293
fuck off, 90s
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>wakemeup.png
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>>652028528
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Been trying to finish this story on my entire fuckin lunch break. It's almost over. I want to beat the shit out of OP
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OP is fucking trolling us, he is making each entry shorter on purpose. OP you fucking nigger I hope Mark gives you the load that ekko couldn't take.
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does any1 have a screencap?
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>>652028630
>Chinese
kek
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>I spend the rest of the night wondering if Ekko was even that dude's real name
Lel
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>>652028674
Is it art or is it porn?
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>>652028630
Yeah, why? (Also wouldn't it be safer to assume I'm Japanese)
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Well this sucks. I liked where this story was headed. I'm calling shenanigans on you, OP. Dirty pool, mister.
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>>652028580
Check Fgts.jp
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>>652028293
what did they feed them that girls these days are not getting?
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this could very well be an epic thread...give OP a chance,,,,
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>>652028802
The name Ekko is a Greek baby name. In Greek the meaning of the name Ekko is: Sound. A mythological nymph who faded away until only her voice was left.
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Op plz
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>>652028829
one of the mysteries of life
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>>652028674
Couldn't they have hidden the plug so it at least looked like it was plugged in?
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>>652028581
>>652028581
>>652028581
>>652028581
New entry holy shit
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>>652028679
>lunch break
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Hurry or an hero
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I'm out.. taking way too long.
Unless there is more when I post hehe
Niggers
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>>652028948
Still legally a child in Mexico.
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>>652028851
I have a knack for spotting Chinese people
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>>652028990
Kek
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2:30 AM. im going to bed. cya later OP.

insert obligatory "OP is a fag" here
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>>652028880
Quite the contrary, this is a perfect example of what they weren't feeding women
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>>652028963
Thanks for the info, now I want op to confirm if Ekko was greek or at least had greek parents or some shit.
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>>652029041
you know that there are multiple time zones right?
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>>652028581
>Decide to keep going, record all my scenes, including one where my dick is seen from behind a water cooler
Link us to the vid, OP
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>>652029057
Maximum kek
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>>652029041
Timestamps are based on your location, fucktard.
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>>652029127
go away shoe
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>>652029041
>what are timezones
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chinese > japanese
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>>652029057
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>>652028990
its just like a dentist chair or something the torture comes from the straps not anything electric
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Op and his gay porn did 9/11
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>>652029224

Also could have a job with random lunches. I've taken my "lunch break" at 9 pm before.
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>>652029187
baby don't hurt me
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>>652028948
Hope you got the first part of the story in the old thread?
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>>652029041
Maybe you aren't in the same country faglord
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>>652029221
:c </3
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>>652029057
i dont get it
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MAN YOU BETTER TURN THIS INTO A NOVEL OR SOMETHING

Call it "Chad Potter and the Fifthy Grey Mexicans"
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>>652028674
that's not gay tho. I'm not gay for liking this. right?
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OP is not only a faggot, but he's also a master of suspense.
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>>652029304
>implying 9/11 wasn't carried out by literally everyone on earth
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At work. Can't stop reading. Prolly guna get in trouble. And phones dying. Left all my fucks to give at home. Hurry up OP.
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>>652029295
looks like a gynaecologist's chair what with the leg braces and all
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>>652029381
been here since the start
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>>652029187
ekko is not a greek name anymore or at least as fara as i know
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>>652029363
I have a 12 hour job with no breaks
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cut my life into pieces (1080p rip).divx
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>>652029522
But I was sleeping
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>>652029447
Because it's a wrap
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>>652028581
wait? This is a gay porno?
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>>652029237
taiwan is best china
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>>652028580
I still have the pruned thread open on another tab. Just waiting to see if it's worth the cap >>652028430
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>>652029295
I know but it triggers my autism, anon. I'm one of those faggots who'll look at a porn taking place in an office and go, "Wait! That secretary's keyboard isn't even connected to anything! THE USB PLUG IS JUST HANGING THERE!"
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>>652029295
What video is this from might have some cummies right now
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>>652029475
who is she?
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>>652029367
No more.
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>>652029542
he's gunna give you an inspection alright
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>>652029498
no absolutely its not gay.
source: i am 100% not gay
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Filthy jews
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>>652029547
Good'onya bro:]
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>>652029475
50 shades of beans
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>>652029475
I'm assuming you have to flip through ten blank pages between every line.
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im going to go fap and when i come back there better be some god dman green text
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what happened here
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>>652029629
no
Mark is a girl name
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>>652029699
What is love
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>>652029674
wireless usb, learn2tech fag
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>>652029656
good job anon. someone's gotta do it
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Inb4 op is Ron Jeremy
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op, stop being faggot.
and learn how to type faster
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>>652029600
That's what you get for working at Walmart
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>>652029715
Who is the dark haired chick?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQyjP2O1S40
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>>652029542
oh idk ive never been to a gynecologist
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Only 2 post by OP and we already half way to the bump limit
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>>652029754
No, just keep all of our shitty comments with it
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>>652028293
SWATTERS! GET YOUR SWATTERS HERE!
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>>652029907
He's crafting a quality story. Be patient, faggot
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>>652029656
Lets hope it is worth it.
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>>652029825
Nigger I'm talking like the old school dedicated keyboard input plug. Back when there was a special one for the kb and a special one for the mouse. I use the term USB because I forget what they're called.
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Notsureifopisafaggot.dll
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>>652029688
>who is she?
That's Chad, dude. He's a transvestite.
>people better keep up
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so, I did a quick screencap of what has been going on this far.
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>>652029952
Blonde one ruins it.
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I'm getting bored OP
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>>652029674
I thought I was the only person who did that. Sometimes I think, this bitch can pay for that fucking pizza, or a plunger would have worked, why call a plumber.
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OP should turn this into a movie
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>>652029542
They're called stirrups, and you're spot on.
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>>652029952
kek
go watch Dead Ringers
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>>652027338
>>652027338
>>652027338
COME ONNNN OP
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>>652029989
you missed some text there
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>>652029952
Name of this video duder
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>>652030166
And call it VHS
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How OP is typing
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>>652029685
Gia Demarco, Noah Brooks, and Danni Daniels. Enjoy!
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continue story or kill
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>>652030159
I literally cannot watch "story" porno. The ones that try to have a plot to it. It's so incredibly unrealistic.
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>>652030166
It should star ryan gossling as OP
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>>652030067
Tits
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Come on I started reading when I was peckish and now I'm starving. Please no dinosaur when I make my sandwiches.
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>>652030067
PS/2 ?
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>>652030191
googling "stirrup" only results in horse saddle shit tho
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>>652029715
Gia Demarco
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>>652029952
GOD DAMN IT'S A DUDE AFTER ALL
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
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>>652028581
>Alrighty, so the day has come
>The plan is for me to give it to Chad, and then for Mark to give it to Chad, and then for both of them to -
>You get the idea
>I'm not really some homophobic dude, but this shit is unnerving
>We film the scenes
>Then we do the obligatory breathing into the mic with Sam
>Whelp, I am officially a porn star
>Not really a star, but you get the idea
>Go home that night, start to breakdown
>I have all this money (for a kid in NYC) but my life choices have obviously been questionable
>I call that girl again
>She answers and tells me not to call her again
>Okay

>Next day...
>I am in the office early, making box art for the film we made so that I can make sure my face/name isn't on there
>Mark comes in, congratulates me
>Starts massaging my shoulders
>What the fuck?
>I tell him that, despite my actions, I'm not gay
>He tells me that makes no sense
>I basically tell him to fuck off
>I need to quit this job - and soon, move to another state or something
>Leave early, go to my parents house and talk with them, don't tell them much except that my job is getting pretty shady and I want to go back to school, maybe for programming or graphic design or some shit
>They tell me that's a good idea
>Get home
>There is a message on the answering machine
>From Sam
>Anon? It's me
>I need to tell you something...I'm in Mexico...I don't think we can make anymore films
>What?
>Call Mark
>But he's pissed and hangs up on me
>Shit
>I wonder what the starting salary is for a graphic designer with an associates degree
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I'm not sure what's going on in this thread.

Can someone please explain everything from the beginning in detail. Thaaaaanks.
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>>652030445
Idiot
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>>652030292
No, he is not, I typed like that in middle school and I was still faster, maybe he's typing with his dick
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>>652030313
Some old school feature-length stuff is p. cool. Like italian giallo shit.
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>>652030067
the round ones are called ps/2

before that, 9 pin serials for mice and AT/ISA for keyboards.
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Almost two hours on this shit op cmon
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>>652030396
Yer this Tory has really turned out to be good
Hope the ending is worth it all
Op could probs wright and book/movie about how this shit and get ton of money
Also that would probs be quicker then him typing it here
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>>652027720
what a faggot. He was lazy typing. YOU'RE a faggot.
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Waiting so long, if 404 will hunt down Chad and use him as a dildo to fuck OP
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>>652030445
Google "Gynocological Stirrup"

>>652030399
MY NIGGA

>>652030385
She should get that mole on her left collarbone checked out. Looks precancerous.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywiovudwsfA
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>>652029989
Order is fucked up you idiot
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>>652030067
ps/2
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>>652030530
The day op WAS a faggot
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>>652030530
SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO SAM
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>>652030590
why it's true
didnt say i dont believe you
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>>652030532
Why
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>>652030484
yeah she's really quite masculine too. sorry anon but this is a gay porn story after all
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>>652030530
Is it over?
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Is OP carving this in stone?
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>>652030309
Thanks based anon
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>>652030364
Nah nigga, get Jesse Eisenberg on that shit
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>>652030724
I see
very comfy
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>>652030532
please reffer to
>>652030117
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>>652030812
Op is always a fag
But op is a good fag today
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>>652030532
Read the thread faggot

Also dont post shitskins
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>>652030657
Im pretty sure that you fucked up that cap
missing posts
duplicate posts
etc
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>>652030530
>I wonder what the starting salary is for a graphic designer with an associates degree
Oh come on. This ending sucks.

Look at all the movies until the early 1990s, they all had excellent endings. What have writers lost in the mid 1990s that all books and movies suck at the ending?
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This kinda reminds me of of
Boogie nights
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>>652030841
Idiot
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>>652030667
why do I feel sexually attracted to fangs?
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>>652031084
Why do you think that's the ending?
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>>652030965
happy fappy friend
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>>652031024
An actual and good fag. Hope there's more on this story.
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Great story, but.... is it over? Was that the ending?
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>>652030530
Two hours for this ending

Oh well at least it's realistic and I wasn't going to do shit with the time anyway
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>>652031333
checked

also i dont think thats the end.
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>>652030979


I saw Jesse Eisenberg at a grocery store in Los Angeles. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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>>652031084
It can't end there
It was so ant orgusome
Damit op
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>>652031333
im actually shitting in my pants i dont want this to 404 when im taking a dump
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>>652031333
trips says it ended - I am out of here
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>>652031333
3x3
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>>652029916
I work in a prison
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OP will deliver.....by Christmas
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"What happened to Sam?"

Is the new shit, add it too the list.
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>>652029989
fucking wait for the end phaggats. >>652030117
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>>652031513
Again, that's what you get for working at Walmart
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So for anyone who was trying to fap to OP's greentext, guess it wouldn't work anyway because he glossed over the gay climax (in both ways)
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>>652031513
on planet bullshit
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>>652031531
>inb4 that's how OP became Jizzus
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>>652030667
Because they are an element of danger. You should try bringing a pocket knife or even exacto into sex sometime. If you're really adventurous, move the play to areas like the neck.

Personally, I can rarely even get off if there isn't at least a slight danger of mortality.
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>>652031660

Kek
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>>652030667
Fuck your typing.
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>>652031084
>implying I'm done yet
Don't discredit me so fast, this is all real and I have to recall it from memory.

>>652030530
>Run to the office to see if Mark is there
>Nope
>I go across the hall to the porno set
>No one
>This is bad
>All those Mexicans presumably know everything
>They know my name
>I wait in the office for what seems like hours
>Finally, the phone rings
>It's Sam!
>Please tell me you're okay
>Sam tells me he has been holding back on payments to the Mexicans, and that most of Mark and I's salary increases came this way
>He is sorting things out with them
>May need me to burn some tapes
>What the fuck?
>Sam reads off some numbers - catalog placements for the tapes and tells me to burn those
>Holy fucking...
>Yeah, yeah, sure, just come home safe okay, Sam?
>He tells me he will
>I smash those tapes with a hammer, because it's NYC and I dont want to start a fire
>I don't even watch them
>I have never been more afraid in my life
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Waiting for OP
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Can I find this tape somewhere? I'm genuinely interested in that breathing in the mic part.
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OP is trying to wash the gay away.
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F I N I S H I T
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>>652029116
>2:39 not 2:30
>PM, not AM.
>going to bed in the middle of the day.

This guy is spaced out on hard drugs, probably the pot.
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>>652029600
That's not allowed in my country. You're American, aren't you?
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When is 9/11 coming into this?
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>>652031860
continue pls
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>>652031860
how much of story remains?
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>>652030530
this ain;t the ending. it can;t be
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>>652030996

I wonder if they're responsible for this as well?
Shit that locks down your retard kid.
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>>652031747
>implying I had sex ever
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4am here, i want to sleep.
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>>652031967
why are there so many retards in this goddamn thread
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>>652029189
Eastern is the only legitimate one. It's the one this story took place in and it's the one Jesus was using when he wrote the Bible. These other so-called time zones are Satanic Pagan nonsense invented by the Cathylicks and Muslims because they hat Jesus and Christians so much.
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Does anyone have a link to the first part ?
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>>652032307
philippines?
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>>652032206
he's not strapped down for his protection
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>>652032307
Singapore?
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Boomp
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>>652031860
Tf was on the tapes?!?!?!?!
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Can we dub OP FilmFag?
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>>652031967
you know there are other time zones?
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OP..call me old fashioned, but where I come from if you fuck some dudes in the ass, you are gay.
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>>652032454
>>652032475
taiwan
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>>652032485
k.
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>>652032444
Why
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>>652032485
no we are all registered gay here
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>>652032456

Of course not. Isn't like he's going to clean up all the shit that gets everywhere.
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>>652030530
I knew AIDS would be part of the story
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>>652029715
>blonde looks like a dyke
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>>652032548


what about if its for money?
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>>652032619
so he can read it you dipshit
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i thhink that was the end.....
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>>652032648
Faggot.
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>>652032679
he has a dick
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>>652032548
Who called gramps ha ha go back to the 30's faggot
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>>652032538
We've had this what-is-time-zone shit twice in the old thread, it's like they're drawn to Mexican gay porn OP
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>>652032307
London
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>>652032619
>>652032706
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>>652030532
this is the correct thickness a girl should be, u wouldn't be able to get mah cawk out of her with the jaws of life.
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>>652032706
For what he doesn't need to know nothing
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>>652032206
who is they? gynaecologists? lol
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>>652032007
Im waiting this too
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>>652032563
just wondering, is it a good place to go on vacation to?
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>>652032921
king arthur much?
>>
>>652032873
lol
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>>652032444
kek here you go
>>652016511
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>>652031860
>see plane
>9/11
>allahu ackbar
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>>652030532
Do you got more picture of that girl? :o
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>>652032679
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>>652032841
>>652032975
pls stop
>>
OP this is going to 404 again and the sun here is going to rise, I swear
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>>652033060
Yeah, you wouldn't be able to get King Arthur out of her mouth either.
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>>652033041
nope. unless you go to the southern tip of the island. here they don't like beaches and buildings facades are ugly, except in the commercial zone of taipei
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>>652032694

kek..like the anon the other day that was going to suck a dick to pay off a debt..sure buddy..
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>>652032810
>>652032548

I kek'd, made this for you.
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>>652031860
>So, for three weeks I don't even go to work
>"Work"
>Mark calls me one day and apologizes, tells me he has heard from Sam
>Sam had an ''accounting error" with the Mexicans
>Okay...
>And he had to sort things out with them
>Okay...
>He's on his way home
>Sweet!
>Am ecstatic because that means I can finally quit this job and make something out of my life
>Go to the office after a couple days, Sam is there
>He is a lot thinner, clearly he has not eaten well in a while
>Tells me I am like a son to him, he wants me to have another raise, be in more films, etc.
>Tell him I can't do it
>I need to move on
>He says okay
>Starts crying
>Him, not me

>Fast forward to 2009
>Still living in NYC as a freelance copywriter/graphic designer
>Have not talked to any of the FunShot crew in nearly a decade
>Loving my life, got a great girlfriend, a fun job
>One day, get the mail
>Bill, bills, bills
>Oh shit
>A letter from Sam
>Actually, it's not 'from him'
>It is a funeral invitation
>Damn
>Start to tear up
>Find out Sam committed suicide after being diagnosed with prostate cancer
>Decide to attend the funeral
>No one is there, except for a pastor and an older woman who tells me she worked with Sam when he opened his first gas station
>I am kind of sad Mark isn't there, because I have always wanted to tell him I'm sorry for sort of being a douche the day after filming
>Walk up to Sam
>Pat his head
>"Come breathe with me," I whisper under my breath
>Turn around, my time here is up, I have a new life now
>My mind flashes back to that newspaper ad
>I should have stayed in Idaho
>The End
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come on op, i need to get some sleep
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Im fine with this story not being completed
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>>652033331
ignore that pls
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New thread once again soon cause OP is a slow fuck
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I HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING FOR ALMOST TWO HOURS HURRY UP YOU FAT FUCK
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>>652032318
>>652032538
>more pot addicts
>trying to cover for one of their own
>not fooling me one bit

They have a hive mind you know.
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>>652033274
I see, thanks for the advice. Been trying to choose between Japan and Taiwan
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>>652033333
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>>652033433
Its done kek
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>>652033327
Beautiful, OP. Beautiful...
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>>652033327
Fuck you
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>>652033327
Crazy shit, OP. Thanks for bringing us along
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>>652033327
Gay feels are feels anyway
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>>652033327
Well, that ended anticlimatic
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Wow. Ok. Could we make film of this?
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>>652033163
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>>652033327
Great read op
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>>652033327
Holy shit this when did this turn into a feels greentext?
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>>652033327
poor Sam
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>>652033327
Dumb story. "Come breathe with me" Fag
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>>652033523
japan 100 fucking times. or korea perhaps
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>>652032804


and shaved head, like some man hating dyke. That makes me not want to fuck her very much.
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Well, this was a good thread
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>>652033327
Thanks for sharing OP, lets all breath together for Sam
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>>652033327
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>>652033327
>>Still living in NYC as a freelance copywriter/graphic designer
>>Loving my life, got a great girlfriend, a fun job

I call bull on that, you dude with "that sexy ass".
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>>652033327
good story OP, thanks

>>652033301
saved
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WTF

1.5/10
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>>652033327

Thank you
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>>652033738
>her
>dick
choose one
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>Dear diary, today OP was and wasn't faggot at the same time
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