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NZ Thread? Where are you jokers?

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NZ Thread?

Where are you jokers?
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I just abandoned ship last month and jumped the gap to Australia. Sorry mate.
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>>651971564
Off fucking a sheep like the rest of the kiwis on here
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in Auckland
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>>651971743
strewth cobber footy
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>>651971564
Chch here my good man
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anyone from west Auckland?
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>>651972145
central
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Why are IDs even gone?
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>>651972342
You missed your mark last few nights, not first comment
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Welly.
Playing Fallout 4 all weekend and watching our batsmen really fuck shit up in Aussie.
All in all a good weekend.
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Taylor on form
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Tomorrow is my last exam for the year guys, wish me luck
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>>651971958
Can I see your feets
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When will we get some cannabis reform here ffs?
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Reminder that you're the Canada of Australia
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>>651973164
Luck x0x
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>>651973164
You're going to fail. And even if you do pass your degree is going to be useless. But you could use what you learnt at uni to make sure your CV looks all nice for when you give it to McDonalds.
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>>651972959
Big score yeah but I still dont rate him as a player. Too inconsistent as a player and a batsman.
Not that BMac is any better but he's a true leader and can turn a game on its head with his talent.
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>>651973164
Good luck, mate. Party hard when it's done.
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>>651973363
That is an objective positive
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>>651973308
When we get rid of National.
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>>651973363
Well the Canada of USA is way better anyway so whats your point?
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>>651973405
Wagecuck detected
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>>651973363
I'd agree with this, we have more liberal laws, a better human rights record and we haven't all but eliminated the indigenous population.
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>>651973525
Fuck off commie I bet you want ISIS to win
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Sunday nudes.

>>651973525
>>651973525
Sorry bruh but National are NOT going anywhere for at least another election.
Labour are dead in the water.
The Greens are too flaky to win enough support.
Winnie is drinking himself into the grave.
The Opposition are mud and will continue to be mud for another 3 plus years.
The majority (and they are mainly silent, no rants on FB, attending marches etc) are quite happy with how JK and National are leading the country and they have the next election in the bag
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>>651973778
i swear i recognise those titties
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>>651973848
>>651973848
Only 3 sets of guy eyes have seen those little babies and you're talking to one set and I know who the others are.
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>>651971778
Hey bro i'm not shearing her with no one...fuck off.
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>>651973933
oh ok then i don't know the person; about 10 people have seen the pair i'm talking about
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>>651973778
Is it just me or do those seem uneven.
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>>651974177

>cannot unsee
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>>651974177
It's either the shadows or just how nature do
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>>651974177
Never seen a real non porn airbrushed set of tits then son?
Most tits are uneven.
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>>651972959
if it were not for Taylor batting so well i would've stopped watching earlier today.

Good hit Taylor keep it up!
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RITANON RETURNS!
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>>651972145
Birkenhead, North Shore.
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>>651974413
*shit
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RONDA LOST! :(
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>>651974488
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You will never see a girl as beautiful as my little princess, Rita.
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>>651974781
RITA ISN'T CANCER WTF!?
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West auckland
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who dunedin here


who literally dead inside here
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>>651974928
I'm dead inside, but i'm from Auckland, man.
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>>651974928
Reporting in, for both.

Let's meet up, cuddle, and find ourselves in eachother.
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>>651974928
Neither. Im not in Dunedin and im pretty alive inside. Life is good
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>>651974785
Who is this mediocre piece cumdumpster who really needs to sort her eyebrows out.
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>>651975068
That sounds nice
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>>651975092
Wow, dude. That girl is the physical manifestation of all your dreams coming true. Don't talk about Rita like that. You just don't understand yet. You will grow, don't worry.
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>>651975092
Those eyebrows are hot as fuck, too. You're used to girls with none who need to draw them on.
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>>651975249
The girl of my dreams has better eyebrows than that for a start. So no. Didnt even save it.
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>>651975376
You don't deserve to save it. Your mind isn't matured, yet. When you grow, you will soon realise the true, natural beauty of the one and only, Rita. It's all in time, man. It's all in time...
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>>651974177
>literally all natural breasts are asymmetrical, whether by 1cm or 10

permavirgin detected
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>>651975493

I don't visit NZ threads much, what are these Rita posts about?
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>>651975209
I haven't got enough petrol or money to get out to Port though...
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I want to fuck the green shirted girl from justin biebers sorry video
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>>651975493
Looks like an indian.
She probably tastes like a rushed butter chicken on nan
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>>651975789
She's just a girl I think is perfect in every possible way, and I believe she's worthy of sharing!

>Ritanon gifts you a relic
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>>651973525
back to reddit
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>>651975924
She's Russian and Bengali ethnicity, so you're actually quite close! And boy, do I love butter chicken and naan. Show me your 10.
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>>651973525
Meh I know some donkey following Nats that are big time stones.
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>>651976053
If she's your 10 bro you really need to get out more.
She's a strong 6.
Bengali = Indian.
That shits lame, claiming a small area of a country as your ethnicity, its like me claiming im a Wellingtonian instead of a kiwi.
A 10? Pic related.
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>>651975810
i can get places (^:
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>>651976351
I've been out a lot, and i've never seen anybody close to the raw beauty of Rita. Bengali can mean Indian, but it's mostly somebody from Bangladesh, which is her dad. Who's in the pic? I need to see another picture that shows a clearer face. She looks hot, but nothing close to the likes of Rita. Not even close at all...
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>>651976658
Bangladesh.
Even worse.
The Otara of India.
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>>651977109
She's lived and grown up on Russia her whole life though, so... :)

>Ritanon gifts you a [/RARE] relic
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>>651977339
does she live in nz?
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>>651977339
Doesnt matter where she has lived her entire life buddy.
She has indian blood in her veins, indian pubes in her panties cause you know those cunts dont shave, she will smell like curry since it seeps from their pores when they sweat and she will have one acid tasting pussy.
Again, if thats your idea of 10/10 pussy you really need to get out more.
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>>651977652
I fucking wish. Russia.

>>651977763
Can you stop talking about her pussy? It's making me really horny. Also, don't disrespect my Rita like that, dude. She grew up in Russia, meaning she lives like a Russian, not an Indian/Bangladesh person. She is a very clean girl, and ultimately sexy. Ethereal in a sense. You're just a hater. Rita is perfect, man. I feel even a 10 is a major understatement for her beauty. It's thrown around too freely.
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Anyone do dogging?
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>>651976423
Sounds crafty.
>>651977998
>she lives like a Russian
SQUATTING SLAVS
CHEEKI BREEKI
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>>651977998

do you know her irl? and i just followed her instagram lol
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>>651977998
>>651977998
Bet its hairy, lippy as shit and smells bad.
Suppose you cant really guage how poo she really is when you never leave your aunties spare room or sleepout.
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>>651978168
I don't. I wish I did. She's sexy right?

>>651978142
She's perfection.

>>651978272
OK, I've given you a chance... I tried to be merciful but you've gone way too far.

>Ritanon grants you 1 week of bad luck.
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>>651978410
>she's sexy right?

tbh, she is pretty hot. considering she is only half bengali, i would fuck. How old is she?
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>>651978647
She just turned 20 recently. She's super gorgeous. Never seen anybody with the raw beauty she posesses.
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>Tfw no qt bf

It hurts to live
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>>651978796

That's a nice shot of her anon.

POST MOAR
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>>651978869

Well hello there kiwifemanon
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>>651978916
Call me, Ritanon. I have a girl you may like, meet Sasha!
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>>651978869
iktf

doesnt even need to be very qt
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>>651978966
>Fem...
I'm sorry sir, I'm lonely boy
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She's ugly as f? what the hell
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