NZ Thread Saturday Edition. https://www.youtube.com/watch?

>>651766108
What a horrible band they were.

>>651766108
Where da dunedin nudes at

Saw Spectre today, wasn't very good. Also my coupon expired so I had to pay full price, $19. Jesus Christ, that's expensive.

>>651767741
>Had to pay full price
Dude, thats so tragic

>>651768096
Isn't it though?

Kerikeri reporting. You want oranges? You want old people? Come to kerikeri! We have nothing else!

chch reporting in.

Was going through my porn folder and found a bit of erotica I wrote about a year ago. Only 600 words, rereading it now it seems pretty good. Definitely the work of a sexually frustrated pervert though.

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Chch here, how is everyone?

>>651766108
That was a poor fucking choice of a video to embed.

a poor fucking choice.

>>651770001
Well what's something else both NZ and saturday related?

>>651770247
Fuck I don't know. But I'd rather watch a rerun of a 70's episode of country calendar then that shit. Country calendar is normally on on a Saturday and it is NZ's longest running tv show, I think it's been going longer than the six o clock news.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeUzrsjwF4I

>>651770001
Is this better for your viewing pleasure?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JTnAVDMQ7g

>>651767741
I thought spectre was more like bourne identity than a bond film personally

>>651766108
OP I must commend you on the choice of video to start off the thread. Couldn't have done better myself actually.

Keep up the good work, OP

UFC tomorrow guys. Ronda was looking on fucking point at the weigh ins. So hot.

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>>651766108
My princess, Rita.

>>651770616
That always pisses me off, especially that its a Sikh, those towel heads are probably the best of the bunch

>>651770857
The thing that seemed pretty dumb was the whole surveillance state commentary. The "good" guys don't really have a leg to stand on, they're just as bad. Their stance is essentially "We're fine with spying on people and extrajudicial justice and all that, we just hate the internet."

>>651770616
Fuck that guy sounds like a slob. Typical south Auckland trash.

Taupo usually hamilton reporting in, man that paris shit was pretty fucked up

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WE URR LEEJUN

>>651770616
Fuck I hate Maori and Islander scum

>>651771336
Yeah that pissed me off too, the only redeeming factor was that the big baddie is one of the recurring baddies in the Sean Connery films, one of which is my favorite bond films

>>651766108
Did you guys forget how to cricket??
Or did you send an under 12's squad over??

>>651771845
For me the best parts were the mute henchman gouging that guy's eyes, and James drinking and fucking.

having to bump already? shieet

>>651772563
Its too early I suppose

>>651772554
What gets me about the gouging is that the guy he was killing was supposed to be a assassin as well surly he would has a gun as well (everyone shot at james as he made his escape) yet he just pawed at the mute guys hands

>>651772689
theres apparently 13 unique posters shouldn't that be enough to not suck

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Good evening New Zealand. What's happening?

>>651772866
The metal thumbnails were cool though.

>>651773025
13 unique posters, COLLECT EM ALL!!!

>>651772051
It's a hustle. Wait until the last test when we bet miillions of dollars at really long odds and then totally trounce those aussies.

>>651773090
Nothing much, man. Just youtube. Where's that picture from /b/ro?

I lived in NZ for 2 years, it was shit.

>>651773571
Where are you from? And why was it shit?

>>651773571
>It is.

>>651773352
the cris cairns plan then?

>>651773266
I once put up a playboy poster in my room as a sign of teenage rebellion it lasted until i went to school before it disappeared, that was the only poster ive ever owned

>>651773206
yeah it was, he better not be the modern jaws though

>>651773570
I can't remember where I got it from sorry m88888

>>651773811
But at least you were a tough guy rebel for the morning huh

>>651773652
England. And it was shit due to the lack of education of the majority of Kiwis, the insane amounts of racism, the insular way of thinking and the list could go on. Also, we like football in England, but fuck me do you guys talk about rugby none stop. And also your shitty gangs out there and everyone thinking they are the baddest man on the planet.

>>651773811
Only american college students in movies put posters on their wall.

>>651774014
>>651774111
It wasnt the brightest plan
>>651774111
Also checkin

>>651774072
Oh, sick. Yeah, I agree on a lot of the things you said. What racism did you encounter? Also, i'm personally not really a rugby fan, myself. It tends to be more of the older generation. Yes, the gangs are fucking embarassing and the people who think they're the baddest people out are cringeworthy, Don't think we're all like that man, I hate that shit, too.

>>651774111
Noice dubs m80

>>651774072
>A pom thinking that kiwis are bad
Are u sure it wasnt your superior attitude to us inferior colonialists?

>>651774482
Racism was just everywhere, it was so casual. Also a general hatred for anything not 'normal', as in straight white male. If you are gay you should be shot, I actually heard someone say that and a group of grown men in a room all nod and agree. Don't get me wrong I did meet some pretty cool people but I always noticed a slight 'get out of our country' feeling going on.

>>651766108
Shit tier band

>>651775014
I went there as a total tourist, just looking to embrace culture and chill with some people and have some drinks, and was met with a lot of hatred. And it is that chip on your shoulder that makes you such hateful people. I in no way shape or form think I am superior to anyone on this planet, in fact I went there with the idea of living there because on paper NZ looks like paradise.

>>651769936
Hey Xavier from Christchurch

>>651771210
Ayyy it's Mr Lovely Rita

>>651775144
I personally like when people from other countries stay here, it's cool (not to sound racist but not the chinese though, because they're everywhere and they're taking our country over). I'm guessing you're gay then? There's a lot of gay people here and a lot of supportive people here, but there's also a lot of cunty people. Same as any country I guess.

Wow no gay shit happening yet, that's a record for these NZ threads. Normally there's cum on beards by now.

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>>651775523
What's up, man! :) The gorgeousness is back!

>>651775682
I'm not even gay I just thought some of the shit said about gay people was disgusting.

Christchurchfag here.

Working security. Sit here all night and watch they citysafe security cameras.

Tonight is going to be fun, Saturdays rock.

>>651775409
Hello person from last nights thread

>>651775780
Come on, man. I'm not that gorgeous. Ok maybe I am. Hahah not much, yourself?

>>651775697
Especially considering yesterdays NZ threads were LGBT central, they were going off yesterday. Some guy was offering blowjobs to everyone, he was dead serious too!

Dunners reporting. Post yer Logan girls.

How was your day today?

>>651775828
Yeah, fair enough. Should come for another visit and see if you change your mind!

>>651775346
You maybe like that but unfortunately the majority of poms ive met are just as ive described, except the ones coming over as tourists funnily enough. Ive worked with a couple who came over to emigrate and they ignored the tried and tested ways of doing the particular work for their way of work which worked in england when it inevitably didnt work they blamed the kiwi workers whom were over the course of time replaced with more english workers

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Nelsonfag reporting in, where are the nelson nudes at?

Pic unrelated

>>651775984
I don't think I've ever been in an NZ thread where it didn't go 90% gay by the end of it.

>>651775984
Last night was fucking funny, but really dam gay

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>>651775971
Hahahahahaha! I'm just chilling on Youtube and the chan. Yourself?

>>651776176
wow she has nice balls

>>651776176
She's just chillen

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>>651776214
I've only been in a few now, but i know exactly what you're talking about.

>>651776221
Hahahaha, it was! I was sharing my beautiful Rita with you guys to try straighten it out a little bit.

>>651776251
Just winding down, it's been a long day

>>651776452
All it takes is one horny guy looking for cock and then boom sausagefest every time. So many closetfags in NZ.

>>651776170
Are you on the rebuild in Chch?

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>>651776488
What happened today /b/ro?

>>651776687
Once you open pandora's box, it's open!

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>>651776321
>wow she has nice balls

>>651776798
More like Pandora's jocks.

>>651771569
chch reporting...
i hate that photo, and yet miss hack circle

and no im not in it, but remember getting home and seeing it

>>651775871
Shouldn't you be watching the cameras then?

>>651776970
Dam a bunch of Chch fags in tonight

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>>651776966
Hahahaha so right!

>>651776176
She looks like she's about to present a 60 Minutes segment on anal sex.

>>651776911
I'd tell you off for not ignoring the gay shit but 69+dubs

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>>651777094
Aucklandfag here

>>651777205
The worst kind of faggot

>>651776798
Just got a mate going through some rough stuff. I always feel like shit when I see a friend like that.

Any auckland or nearby fellas need some head on the down low?

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>>651777321
No we're the best and you know it deep down.

>>651776689
those are generally irish so no but if i say another city whos know got a dept that goes up 20k everyday

>>651777321
Nah this guy's alright for an Aucklandfag. He's harmless to anyone but Rita.

>>651766108

NZ is shit at cricket

>>651777498
Fuck off for fuck's sake I just want one NZ thread that doesn't try to creampie my hairy asshole.

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>>651777205
fucking jafa mate

>>651776082
Yo, the fuck is that noise in KV?

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>>651777604
You are the shit my friend!

>>651777802
Auckland isn't my home... Ritaland is mt true home.

>>651777694
Don't tell Australia. If we show any acknowledgement that they don't suck at everything they'll want to be friends.

>>651777524
You are all just Asians and ugggghhhhh natives

>>651777694
You take that back this instance

>>651777498
Where in Auckland? I could go for some head but I can't be fucked driving too far.

HBfag here and i think this country is a shithole. aussie is far superior

>>651777027
People can multitask.

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>>651778073
I'm white!

>>651777744
Underrated post

>>651778254
NZ ain't a shithole but Australia is pretty sweet. I'm probably moving to the gold coast in the next few years.

>>651777498
I'm remembering the SVU episode where Ice T explains what "the downlow" is.

>>651778415
Found the clip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd2NBZ_apg0

>>651777744
triple dubs holy fucking fuck. I want to suck your cock for that alone.

>>651778254
Good leave

>>651778403
You leave to, youll increase the IQ of both countries

>>651778291
Different Anon. You looked like you haven't slept enough. Also, if that was taken now, where are you headed?

>>651778403
"bark bark bark" ill fuck you up cunt seig fucking heil aaaaarahhhhhhh..... see my point. full of nig nogs fuck this shit country

>>651778247
North shore. You got a nice cock?

>>651778644
Will we ever have another witty PM? They all seem like blocks of wood now.

>>651778782
bring back jenny shippley

>>651778551
Fuck, guys he back!

>>651778644
>to
>youll
The only way that'll happen is if I take you with me.

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>>651778701
It't not me, i'm a guy. I wish I looked that good!

>>651778722
I don't know what the fuck you're trying to say. Come get blown so you can chill the fuck out.

>>651778752
Clint? Is that you?

>>651778879
There's at least two of us as well because someone else is offering head that ain't me. Straight up turf war time. Seriously though, if you've never had head from a guy you should try it. It's not gay, I don't give a fuck if you watch porn through it.

>>651778881
you're joking right? the only thing i forgot was the ' in you'll, i used the correct to

>>651778989
IDbro?

>>651779059
Nope, but I can be if it means I get some cock tonight.

>>651779321
You definitely did not use the correct to

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>>651779363
What is IDbro?

I moved to America last year and I fucking miss pies god damn.
Also NZ housing sucks. I am living in a low-mid income area and I feel like a rich asshole with a modern home. Even though this place was built in the 70s.

>>651779470
Are u sure? I know its for stuff like he should be going too but is it the same as you to?

>>651779321
>>651779470
You got it wrong mate

>>651780030
Where in America are you living?

>>651780061
It's like this
"I'm going to the mall."
"Oh cool, I'm going to the mall too."
"OK, but don't spend too much money."

>>651780061
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/too

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/to

>>651775144
>Racism was just everywhere, it was so casual
you mean we don't tiptoe around it quite as much as you do yet and don't meet your PC-approved speech requirements?

faggot. i'm glad you left. don't come back. enjoy achmed's dick btw.

>north shore
everyone else is irrelevant

>>651780497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE-4ekeMv0Q

>>651780102
>>651780061
Entering this convo now. This sentence;

>You leave to, youll increase the IQ of both countries

Should be;

>You leave, too! You'll increase the IQ of both countries.

Basically; 'too' can be used as a substitute for 'also' or 'as well'.

>>651780334
Colorado.
The snow is pretty cool and there is no wind so you barely feel the cold.

>>651780370
>>651780381
So its for the addition of things, its been a while since i did ncea level 1 english. I was wrong in my original post

>>651780811
Oh, sick. High altitude, too. You'll probably feel more physically fatigued when exercising than you did when living in NZ. I've always wanted to live in New York.

>>651780935
Fuck i meant substitution of things, why u do this bourbon

>>651781125
Addition of things would be correct I think.

>>651780935
I notice people are grammatically correct while speaking but not while writing. Like when they write "should of". People must not read anymore, no one who's ever read a book would make that mistake.

still no new dunnerz nudes?

>>651781292
I always write 'should've' as in 'should have' not 'should of'.

>>651781292
I read fuck tonnes, but ive probably never really paid much attention to my written grammar unless its an obvious error

>>651781463
Not that I know of

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Wellington dude here, how is everyone tonight?

>>651781936
gay

>>651781892
Read anything good lately? I've been rereading my old books lately but want something new.

>>651781517
What grinds my gears is when people write can't instead of can not in formal pieces

>>651782088
A bit drunk. Feeling ok.

>>651782088
I'm good, bro! What's up down there in Wellington?

>>651782225
What's wrong with that? People can't use contractions in formal speech?

>>651782225
as my old tutor said...

You can't use can't

>>651782225
Yeah, I feel you. I understand that grammar and stuff can be hard for some people though!

>>651781117
I honestly don't really feel the altitude although I was pretty fit when I got here.
I couldn't do New York though. Trying to live in Wellington was enough for me. Living in a relatively conservative neighborhood is pretty sweet though.

Anybody gonna watch UFC tomorrow?

>>651782417
I guess that's a good thing! Why couldn't you do New York? Not into the big city life type of thing? Have you been to NY?

>>651782173
Depends what you like really, my favorite books ive read asides from the GOT series have been silmarilion for fantasy, forever war for sci fi and Stalingrad for non fictional. Thats just off the top of my head

>>651780423

>you mean we don't tiptoe around it quite as much as you do

^^^THIS

Can confirm britain has the same shit going on, but they have this underhanded thing called 'manners' which allows them to seem nice (actually it's completely fucking transparent you morons) while being complete cunts.

>>651782349
can't is bad in formal writing its just like using slang in a job interview

>>651782653
Lately I've reread Blood Meridian and The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay. Really good books both of them.

>>651782173
Hey, man. I'm not who you were talking to but read some Aleister Crowley. Should make for some interesting reading. I've also heard 1984 is good.

>>651782813
"Can't" isn't on the same level as "fleek" or whatever. Everyone uses it in all settings.

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/b/ro fist!

>>651782897
Those are western right? If so i haven't read any of that genre unfortunately

>>651782908
I've read 1984, the best part is when O'Brien tortures Winston, to the point of questioning the nature of reality itself.

>>651783034
I wasnt who made the rules man and i was taught no to use can't as its informal and as such i notice it when its used wrongly

>>651783105
Blood Meridian is a revisionist western. Uses the lawless west as a means to explore the meaning of violence. The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay is about two jewish cousins who create a comic book superhero in the 1940's.

>>651783206
I haven't read it, i will do though. Planning on watching the film, too. Why's your favourite part the torture bit? (was going to say scene, does that still apply to reading?) Hahaha. Does 1984 also seem to be similar to how reality is panning out to be?

LMAO these threads used to get 300 posts so easily. So dead now..

>>651783551
Shut up, fool. This is the first time in a while it's been interesting conversation in here

>>651783402
So your after a more artsy book? If so Silmarilion which is JRR Tolkien or maybe even Last heroes of Earth which from memory had ideas of what humanity represents and moral shit

>>651783551
All the good regulars left
We should do the same

>>651783466
it's my favourite part because it really gets into what "freedom" means, and what it can be based on. Winston believes freedom is a universal truth that will assert itself and overcome The Party. O'Brien thinks freedom is just an illusory conception existing in the minds of men, and with the correct treatment it could be eliminated. It's basically an essay on solipsism. If the world only really exists in the minds of men, can't we control the world be conrtolling minds?

>>651784070
Only the regulars who wanted to be known

>>651783551
>>651784070
IDbro used to take up a third of the thread

>>651784070

Who are the good regulars?

>>651784111
Interesting reasoning, man. I'll have to give it a read. Seen the film?

>>651784286
What is IDbro people still say it to me and when i ask what it means i get no replies?

>>651784365
Nah, should give it a look though. John Hurt is great.

>>651784467
A guy who used to spam korean qts and had a drinking problem, nothing amazing really

>>651784357
IDbro and Kebabro are the only good ones

>>651784467
Famous nz thread poster.

>>651784467
weirdest cunt I've ever met

>>651784467
>spammer
>alcoholic
>smoker
>autist

>>651784614
Who's kebabro?
>>651784576
>>651784650
>>651784743
Oh, he was probably calling me that because i've been spamming my princess Rita and other chicks.
>>651784743
You've met him!?

>>651785000
met him as in posted with him.
he used to post almost daily.

>>651785000
kebabro just spams kebabs, really if u kept posting rita for a week u would be a nz thread celebrity

>>651785000
Checked. Kebabro is a guy who posts kebabs.

>>651784467
Hes the one that started new zealand threads.

>>651785161
Ah!
>>651785226
Let's make it happen!

>>651785000
Kebabro is this guy here>>651784614 mentioning himself with idbro to seem like he's popular.

>>651778280
Ever see any weird shit you're not meant to see?

How did the thread go from classic works of writing and correct grammar to a whose who of retards?

tinychat com/nzcam
tinychat com/nzcam
tinychat com/nzcam
tinychat com/nzcam
tinychat com/nzcam

>>651785000
>Who's kebabro?

Just another IDbro wannabe

>>651785496
We contain multitudes.

>>651785354
4Chans an anonymous website for a reason if u wanted to make a Rita fan page go to tumbler of some shit.

>>651785510
It's fucking empty in there

>>651785496
Everyone usually brings idbro up when the thread isn't doing well.

>>651785648
Are u sure all but three of the posts have been mine

>>651785762
Hence my posting of the link, to engender conversation.

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>>651785399
I just got here.

>>651785763
The thread was doing worse before, Idbro was only brought up once a constant state of reply was set up

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>>651785753
There's one on VK, but I just want to spread the happiness, man. A beauty like Rita deserves to be admired.

idbro this idbro that fuck you fags this is why he left

>>651786206
He didn't leave. He died. From a codeine overdose.

>>651786206
Take a breath and rewrite that sentence, using grammar preferably

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>>651786000
Also, I never said I was better than IDBro.

How threads end up going:
>Post about how much you miss IDBro
>Or post impersonating him

>>651786136
I dont really care, as long as you are happy ritanon