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NZ Thread

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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NZ Thread
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Hawkes bay nudes -- [email protected]
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Got a question for the Dunedin folk, do you consider Corstorphine/Concord to be "South Dunedin"?
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>>651268322
>[email protected]
facebook com profile.php ? id=100009482938922

lol?
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baa?
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I just got accosted by a drunk Buddhist as I left New World, he held me up for ten minutes, now I can't cook dinner because someone else is going to be in the kitchen for the next 2 and a half hours. I should of knifed the cunt.

What are those cartoons where people vent their rage on 4chan?
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>>651269525
i had to make a random 1 for something
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Chch reporting

Bored af
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>>651270447
Was it Farmville?
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>>651270447
lmao we've all done that.
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the fuck is with that flag NZ, does the uk own you? im from "british columbia" and everyone knows the queen is a incest slut.
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>>651270362
What would an angry drunk buddhist say to someone? Seriously curious.
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>>651268866
Mount Cargill reporting. I've only been properly into Corstophine once. It feels like South D, but it's too far up the hill/close to the motorway to be called that.
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>>651270730
Your thinking has just been infected by the french.
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>>651270913
Got into a debate with my dad over it, so i thought i'd ask the NZ folk in this thread.
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>>651270362
I got held up at work for 10 mins because some Indian woman walked in at 5 mins to closing, picked up more than 30 items, then tried to buy them at closing time. I couldn't send her out because she spoke fucking 0 English.
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>>651270730
I'm down with this.
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Why are IDs even gone?
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>>651271150
I can see where your old boy is coming from, like. I was trying to give you a proper answer, but from up here everything past the Andy Bay junction is South D, from the bridge over to Portobello down to fuckin' Green Island or whatever
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>>651270173
Bruh...
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>>651271872
Yeah that's true, i guess its more or less a personal decision?
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>>651271742
Dunno. It seems like shitty planning though.
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>>651272144
Yeah, based on how local you actually are and how much you're bothered
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Time to groove, skanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCmUhYSr-e4
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>>651272044
dis iz raysist
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>>651272365
Niggle
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>>651268322
>>651268866
>>651269600
>>651272044
>>651272144
>>651272233
SUP MANUSES!!!

Checked
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>>651272348
This is the last place I was expecting to hear this, but I'm not mad about it
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We got noticed /b/ros lmao
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>>651272462
Hey cumguzzler <3
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>>651272575
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12227083_843922232391201_7199013804674136258_n.jpg?oh=f93e23be449a3208090d89697dc674a7&oe=56B38858&__gda__=1454802898_c0f43e36687968f68b0f804984beb831

link to screenshot for those who didnt see it.
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Anyone got any nudes of a girl called Chantel Green?
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>>651272575
>nudes edition

No we didn't. The losers in the nudes thread who cross their fingers every day hoping they'll see their high school crush naked got noticed.

>Inb4 everyone in the regular thread posts/lurks in the nudes thread too.
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>>651272348
Nigger
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>>651272658
Is this Grace telling all the qt's we're asking for about us?
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>>651272626
Hey babe, speaking of cum guzzling, what should I have for dinner?
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I like to rip the tabs off my cans when I'm drinking. I usually crush them lengthways and just drop them in my can so I don't have to pick them up later.
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>>651272967
>Inb4 everyone in the regular thread posts/lurks in the nudes thread too.

probably i lurk in it.
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>>651273071
A nice rare rump steak with shittons of cooked tomato and steak. And if you eat it with anything green you're a homo.
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>>651273082
Yeah, I do about once a week. I just scroll through looking at the same nude pics.
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>>651273082
I came to these threads for the nudes and stayed for god knows what reason
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>>651273203
that's all it is right now :(
>>651273294
exactly
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>>651273275
do it, 4chan is behind you all the way
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>>651273275
Now someone is going to call the cops and you're going to get 4chan in trouble, you goof
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I'm 57% convinced that maybe 3 of us are actually from NZ and the rest are just posting random shit they read on wikipedia about NZ and laughing because none of us can tell the difference.
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>>651273275
i'm gonna call bullshit and assume you have an important exam tomorrow you don't wanna do because you either
a) have not studied
b) fail it regardless.
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>>651273623
He's onto us guys.
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>>651273598
for the second time in under a month haha look up rathkeale college shooting haha
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>>651273749
QUICK ACT KIWI
>fush n chups
>churr
>all blacks
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>>651273275
not again...
http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/news/local-papers/wairarapa-news/73195126/rathkeale-college-the-target-of-online-threat
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http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
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>>651273766
"It was an online threat on a site that is monitored by a number of agencies."

Truest thing I've read in a minute.
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>>651273879
>>651273749
Timestamped sheep or get the fuck out, boat people.
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>>651272348
>Sittin' on a cock cuz I'm gay
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>>651273275
Need a hug bro?
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Here's some music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Zan2BqlAmA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx8pS_sOi-A

thoughts on Flume guys?
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Any hot NZ guys here?
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rip mr >>651273275
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Hellu friends <3

Who here is /fallout4/ i wanna know if its worth torrenting :3
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>>651275844
I'm too povo atm to get.
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>>651275731
r u qt boy?


tripcodes on /b/ when
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>>651275589
Seems much of a piece with all the "critically respectable" pop music that gets made today. To my ear a lot of them sound too austere.
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>>651275945
np anon, i am too

also i dunno if worth money tbh, $100nz on steam
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Someone post some noice uncut NZ cock pls xo love ya babes
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>>651276228
ill post mine if you post yours ;3
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Post great movies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke6kU0rD8Jg
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>>651276578
hehehehe you first
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Sexy Maori bitchz post tits and ass naow
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>>651276093
Think it's 90 on Mighty Ape, can't torrent on P4 :(
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>>651276689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYRydundnt8
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>>651276751
r u qt?
>tfw cutest and most normie poster ITT
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>>651276795
Aww, id like some friends to play it with :/
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>>651268231
Just bought 7 broken iPhone 4's on trade me for 100$
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>>651277048
Impress me and I'll post mine. I don't know how you'll impress me, ylyl, porn, epic win, epic fail, whatever. I'm straight btw.
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>>651277259
If you take them all apart and put all of the working parts in one phone you'll have one crap phone instead of 7 broken ones :)
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>>651277303
>I'm straight btw.
oooookkkkkkkkk

Im qt uncut pee pee is only for qt gay boys sry
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>>651276578
>>651276751
>>651277048
>>651277303
Lets make it an NZ dick party up in here
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RIP thread
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>>651277573
Is that your dick anun? very sexy for a cut peen
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>>651277688
Yees anun, and it's not cut
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>>651277628
Why? the constant stale nudes has made everyone gay, do say i didn't warn yous
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This takes me back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIDWgqDBNXA
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>>651277792
Very nice then anon, pls lemme have it
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>>651278053
This song is lame, but I like fat Christina.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cfCgLgiFDM
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>>651277399
That's the plan :^]
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>>651278215
No joke that looks like mine, length?
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>>651278676
good luck mate you'll need it.
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>>651278215
Holy fuck that's my cock. Who the fuck are you how'd u get that picture
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>>651278557
IMPLYING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llyiQ4I-mcQ

>>651278811
I think just under 6in, ive never measured properly

>>651278897
NO ITS MINE (but im willing to share ;3)
can i see yours bae
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>>651278215
I fucking remember taking that picture, where the fuck did you get it from
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>>651273071
>>651273196
Nah, fuck your steak tbh

Ham, cheese, salami, tomato, capsicum.
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>>651279164
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>>651279040
My camera :^o

Heres a softer one
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>>651279037
Yeah, mine's like 6 at full erect. Your penis is like a mirror image of mine. If you have a bit of PPP we're dick twins.
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>>651279282
IFD Hallensteins jeans, haha. My man.
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>>651279385
That is the most faggoty post in this thread.
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>>651279551
Thanks, man. Appreciate it!
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>>651279315
Do you have steam, maybe we can share some more, my dick brother :3

>>651279385
WOW YOU'RE SO GAY

hehehehe
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Kebabro is back.
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>>651279739
Afflete
>that's how fucktards in NZ pronounce it.
>P Nth grammar police reporting in
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>>651279890
I don't sorry! I need to start playing games again
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>>651279971
I agree, can't stand that shit. I pronounce the 'th' how it should be though, i'm not from Otara. I used to hate how people would pronounce 'simpsons' like 'simsims'
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>>651279912
I wouldn't have come back, if I were you. It's all downhill from this thread onwards. Dunners reporting though, what's up?
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>>651280042
np friend, i hardly use it for games, alot people use it for their 4chan friends (like me :))
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>>651279912
Sup manus, rate my kebab.
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>>651280204
Haha, nice! May I ask; Why use steam though?
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>>651272462
go drip feed a cumgape fountain you double dipping shit stained moustache wearing cunt infection
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>>651280158
You're just salty because you don't have kebabs.

>>651280264
That's not even pita bread.
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>>651279912
Anyone know where that original photo came from? The girl looks real familiar...
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Mt roskill here, what's everyone up to?
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>>651280385
I'm salty because I've missed you, bby xo
>>651280411
I think it's Bella I. You?
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>>651280411
It's just a sheep in the field.
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>>651280366
Its just the standard communication here i've found, do you have kik?
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Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury
Signifying nothing.
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There's a lot of nice dicks in here.

>>651280483
<3 it's ok. ily2
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>>651268866
No. Not even close
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>>651280504
I don't, man. What is kik everyone on /b/ mentions it.
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>>651280778
its just an app for that normies and teenagers use to talk to eachother and send nudes
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>>651280956
Ah, interesting. I should create one
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>>651268866
not even close
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>>651280483
A girl I knew called laura, looks real similar but she doesn't seem the type to send nudes.
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>>651279912
She's not even from dunners she's from welly.
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>>651279211
cut your nails faggot.
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why is auckland so dry! anyone know where to get some green?
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I'm just waiting for the nudez.. anyone got a dump?
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Any Palmy Massey/IPC students here who would be keen to game and hang out. Everyone seems to have fucked off for the summer.
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real nz flag
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>>651282714
Dunners here. Nothing new to post.
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someone post more penis, it was a fun turn to this thread for once
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>>651282396
I actually bought some new nail clippers today because I can't find my old ones.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjuZq-8PUw0
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>>651282807
thanks, the problem is my penis demands satisfaction..
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Any have any ruth whelan from welly?
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>>651283249
There's plenty of gayboi's in this thread to satisfy the fuck out of your dick, anon
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>>651283536
can confirm, am ready to satisfy
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What'd y'all have for dinner? I went to the night market and got 2 bratwursts with onions, sauerkraut, tomato sauce, and hot english mustard on a bun. It was delicious.
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>>651284091
I thought the mustard there was lethal?
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>>651284056
sadly the only hole sufficient enough to handle the girth would be on OPs mum
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>>651284127
Only when applied rectally
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>>651284127
Didn't seem as strong this time, but it was good even when it was deadly.
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tga reportin in
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who likes tits? who wants to see mine
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new here, any dunedin nudes at all no matter how old?
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>>651284711
I am partial to a bit of boobage, yes..
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>>651284741
What about Nelson or Blenheim nudies
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>>651284711
Yes please.
>>651284741
https://mega.nz/#F!1d1V2JSD!Gp9re5N4VqBeM4f1-_yiWQ
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>>651284711
I like female tits, so if you're female, sure.
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>>651284960
>https://mega.nz/#F!1d1V2JSD!Gp9re5N4VqBeM4f1-_yiWQ
They're all mostly clothed? Poor effort
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>>651285522
You're welcome, then.
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>>651284960
>>651284960
any more mega links?
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>>651285676
Probably, but I haven't got them
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>>651285851
fak
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>>651286045
sauce or moar?

those nipples are fine
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grace's nudes anywhere?
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Nz nudes are so disappointing
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>>651286609
That's ok because kebabs aren't.
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>>651286758
moar?
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>>651286260
I follow her instagram and she has ass photos on there there was a new one yesterday
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>>651272044
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Best kebabs are here in Tauranga.
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>>651286910
Plz post pics?
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Any kaipara nudes ?
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>>651286751
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Which places in NZ have the thick accents?
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>>651286876
Whats the account name?
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>>651287085
You mean thuck iccents, bru? The south and maybe the Maori accents.
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>>651286751
dont fucking do this /b/ro......
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>>651286951
Currently in possession of one
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>>651287212
@GraceNeilan
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John Key is a fucking cunt.
http://i.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/73884590/john-key-sparks-walkout-after-saying-labour-backs-rapists-and-murderers
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>>651284960
>https://mega.nz/#F!1d1V2JSD!Gp9re5N4VqBeM4f1-_yiWQ
link is down
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>>651272575
I just fucking saw this on facebook actually. I went to high school with one of them. She wouldn't send nudes to anyone that would share shit like that.
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>>651287248
Dw im just meming because they got threatened like a month ago. iz just 4 meme
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>>651272575
You are obviously friends with Briana so I'm assuming you either went to Dunstan High or was some creep as Studholm this year?
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>>651287721
nah /b/ro there is a police investigation happening....
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>>651268866
nope. south d is more your st clair and st kilda region
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>>651280585
Don't do it.
Life is grand.
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>>651288110
Link?
>>651288177
Name?
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>>651288922
Are you fucking retarded.
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>>651288822
trip dubs
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>>651288922
Grace Neilan
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>>651288981
No, I just thought it would be easier for you to confirm it was her as opposed to me assuming.
>>651289079
Cheers.
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Yo so anyone have contacts/selling tabs in Dunedin? Need a hook up
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>>651289455
i would also like to know this
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>>651289455
If you want 25i you arent looking hard enough
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Where is K-Pop guy? I think he's in one of my classes. Pic related.
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>>651288922
http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/news/local-papers/wairarapa-news/73195126/rathkeale-college-the-target-of-online-threat
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Dunedin lsd help
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>>651288177
Got any more grace?
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>>651289980
good luck man
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>>651286609
did you not like my dick? :/
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Guys seriousl ydoes anyone have any contacts or selling lsd? I need ya help
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>>651290184
I liked your dick. Hit me up if you're ever in Dunedin.
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>>651289775
He got deported for avoiding korean mandatory army enlistment
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>>651290317
Chill out dude
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>>651290317
yah.
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>>651290317
Obvious cop is obvious.
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>>651290317
yea, why?
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>>651287745
>public post

a friend liked it and i seen it.
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i really h8 this place.
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>>651290346
OK! we can share a souvlaki :)
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>>651290505
why anun?? ill be your friend :D
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>>651290463
i forgot to say that yes i am actually friends with her on FB but if it were not for a friend or a few liking it i wouldn't have even seen 4chan in the comments.
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>>651290571
but im not gonna say any more than that or else you would probably be able to find out who i am..
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>>651290507
I'm a student so I don't have much money but I can give a mediocre blowjob. Unless you're here over the summer, then I'll maybe have money.
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>>651290505
Share your troubles with us, friend
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>>651290692
Are you kawaii tho?
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>>651290692
im student too anon, what are you studyn? you sound qt
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>>651290740
nope.avi
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More if there's interest
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>>651290786
Bachelor of Information Technology or CompSci. To clarify: kebabro (me) is a dude.
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>>651290886
Name? Registering interest.
>>651290815
There, there, you prolly kawaii af bruh
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>>651290906
Awesome!, i jus finished a diploma in IT last semester, moving into web development next year :), 21 here hbu anon
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any new nudes we haven't seen anywhere? nz wide.
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>>651290886
im interested
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>>651291028
>>651290886
Jessie R
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>>651291028
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>>651291078
I'm 21. Are you in Dunedin?
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Evening people
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>>651291218
where she from?
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>>651291236
Naw im chch luv :c
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>>651290558
cos i chemically enhanced myself and now everything is simple, boring or agitating unless i'm ballin on MF'ers and my inner self likes to be humble so theres an entire inner conflict ontop of the entire country hypnotised by tv or sedated by internet alcohol and dairydak. it feels like i'm surrounded in fukn zombies, social media helps naught, real people are trapped within the boundaries of a self fabricated story line and everyone thinks there a temporarily embarrassed millionaire, no one talks to people on the street and everyone is oppressed by debt false knowledge, frequency domination and mental slavery while i sit here like wtf you're all brainwashed. yet no one cares enough to risk their car home and false identity. its so fukn faux i want to spew out my eyeballs and bust a nut in the parliamentary tea kettle while smoking a blunt and rapping about hoes. suck my gonads you goddamn slaves this shit is a sham.
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Anymore HB girls?
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>>651291313
FUCK.
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>>651291324
Can i see ur penis
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>>651291236
dunedin checking in
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>>651291397
give me ur steam bby
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>>651291464
kia ora cuz
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>>651291272
CHCH
God watch this come back to bite me
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>>651291464
same. how's things?
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>>651291486
Kebab first plz.
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>>651291463
fuck you pay me.
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>>651275731
I would like to think I am
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>>651291486
You fucking faggots sicken me
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>>651291324
>chemically enhanced myself
Oh you're soooo much better than us man. You're so much more intelligent than anyone in this country. Everyone but you is just a sheep, giving their brains to the man. I wish I could chemically enhance myself to your superior state.

No, you're fucking retarded.

Protip: everyone thinks this, we're just not as autistic as you so we don't let it change our outlook on life. We also know that we aren't the only people thinking this. Everyone is a very interesting person. Most people are very kind, good people. Given the chance you could be friends with practically anyone on the planet. We simply create these barriers to protect ourselves.
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>>651291885
ily. <3
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>>651291885
I reckon
>>651291463
>>651291486
>>651291731
If you want to fuck each other then go ahead, but don't be such queen cunts about it.
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>>651291885
can we see your dick
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>>651291894
cool, prove it.
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>>651291999
>>651292000
Damn
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>>651292015
Okay, how.
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>>651291712
been pretty fucking weird today. whats with the bipolar weather? just want it to be summer already
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>>651292000
Trips for dick
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>>651292063
drink?
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>>651292066
you wont be getting summer anytime soon thanks to el nino chan
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>>651291999
I don't know what he looks like or if he'll even buy me a kebab or not. =(
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>>651291750
Oh and here was thinking you were enlightened to the perils of crony capitalism

>>651291731
Ill give you something else to eat ;)

>>651291885
Im so sorry you feel that way hun

>>651291999
Nah i feel like being FABULOUS
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>>651292000
trips demands it
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>>651292121
No. I don't want to be friends with you right now. You pissed me off.
One day though, we could meet each other without knowing who the other is, then become friends. But if you're just a stranger on the street then in my mind, just like everyone else's, you're just a sheep.
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>>651292128
yeah, you're probs right. we'll just end up getting more floods out in south d
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>>651292229
it is what is is. the day it changes, ill be giving tickets away like codys on halloween
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>>651291999
*queer
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>>651292298
lol prob not. yeah baa.
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>>651292229
But are you in Dunedin?
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>>651292426
im in dudcity
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>>651292317
south d is dirty, needs a good wash
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>>651292489
joan. dunner stunner of the decade
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>>651292426
Noooo but maybe we could be waifus and you would nvr know x_x
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>>651292525
Your mom is dirty and needs a good wash.
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>>651292525
haha. its not that bad. it has the beach which is nice
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>>651292601
. . . with mah dick
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>>651292121
lol why would anyone like to be associated with you? you'd be a major d-buzz
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>>651292525
south d is under-rated, its not as bad as people say
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>>651292489
Uhh... No.

>>651292565
That's... Way too gay for me.
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>>651292525
the only good part of south d is the peninsula, penguins albatross and portobello
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any hamilton stuff
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>>651292769
Im known to be pretty gay round these parts sir
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>>651292745
see
>>651292873
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lets add some nude in her chicks only kiwis are not gay
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does anyone know who it was that stole the uni papers? they said it was a 23 year old chick
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>>651292886
>you will never spunk on that face
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>>651292960
Me XD
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>>651292886
Send nudes and I may reconsider.
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>>651292960
that narrows it down. how would they even know that?
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>>651292938
If you dont become insta-gay after looking at naked NZ swamp ogres, you might as well cut your eyes out since they dont work
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>>651293095
Youve seen my dick sir
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>>651293095
You guys may as well just gay this thread the fuck up, it already has dicks in it
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>>651293101
Police reports will usually tell you the gender and age but not the name.
>>651293043
Tits or gtfo
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>>651293175
you included heh heh
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>>651277573
>>651278215
>>651279282
>>651280474

>>651293174
Which dick? A lot of them look nice.
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auckland checking in

anon just lost his job and is now facing probable homelessness in auckland city. Any advice for a poorfag?
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Maori nudes?
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>>651293404

>>651278215(You)
>>651279282(You)

>>651293486
Move in with family, find something to study, get student allowance, gain new skills, find new job <3
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>>651292426
Fuck me who is that?
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>>651293608
Would do then.
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>>651293486
Akl trust fund fag here
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>>651293726
pls send me nudes now

>>651293751
Can i be your live in NEET, you can dress me up as a girl thx
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Ex-kiwi living in country Victoria.

FUCK it's boring here.

I miss MOUNTAINS, Gandalf!

FML
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>>651293914
Not over 4chan.
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>>651293608
Thanks for a positive reply, some days I feel more like giving up than starting fresh, but I guess i'm going to have to get over that if im not actually going to kill self.


>>651293751

What do you mean by that?
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>>651294110
Well i tried to add you on steam ;_; wer else
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>>651292000
Wow zero trips... Thought I'd never see them
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>>651294192
Post your steam.
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>>651294295
JoinTheRealms

inb4 already added :3
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Best kebabs in dunedin?
reckon Anatolia on princes
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>>651294367
Kebabro will second this. Also, they have the best prices.
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RIP Thread.
NIGHT MANUSES!!!
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>>651294367
>>651294391
any of you go to the place in between cosmic corner and mou very? its pretty good
>idk what its called tho
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BS cafe Nesli is by far the best
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new thread time?
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>>651294514
Absolutely no idea. The one in the food court is pretty good. Stay away from Yilmaz though.
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>>651294514
that's cafe nesli its the best
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>>651294592
yilmaz is only good for pizza
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>>651294621
Will try out soon. (tm)
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>>651294367
fuck off, cunt. nesli shits all over anatolia.
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>>651294662
Their pizza looks weird.
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>>651293225
Not really my thing. You can suck my fuck though, no homo
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>>651294822
thats wat happens when turks try cook italian
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>>651294822
try the chicken and cranberry or chicken and apricot, its fucking top notch
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We bump limit up in this bitch. Someone huss a new thread if you want to
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