I just now this morning found out that my girlfriend of 13 weeks has a feminine penis.
Should I stop dating her /b/? Does it make me gay if I stay with her? Help me. So confused.
>You mean she's a trap or has a large clit?
No. She's a girl in every way you can imagine, except she was born with a feminine penis.
She doesn't want to remove it, so she's going to have a feminine penis her entire life.
you keep saying things like "girl"friend and "her".
If you stay with "her" you must be gay.
If it's got a dong, and thinks it's a girl, believe me, it is more confused than you are.
>He lied to you
I'm talking about my GIRLFRIEND. She's a girl, bro.
She goes and changes in the girls' locker room.
She is on the girl's soccer team.
She's a girl.
The only difference is she has a feminine penis.
>Need to post more examples.
Yes, I'm doing that because some anons seem confused.
This is NOT a trap or a transgender person, and it's NOT a dude.
My girlfriend was born a girl, but has a feminine penis.
I'm including example pics to help you guys understand.
Dude, you're the only one confused.
Her doctor says she's a girl.
Her driver's license says she's a girl.
Her coaches and teachers says she's a girl.
She was BORN a girl! She's my GIRLFRIEND!
The ONLY difference is she has a little, cute feminine penis, like a girl's penis. Get it now?
Her name is Amy, 18yo from London
>>I just wanted to shit post/troll about traps on /b/ because i'm sexually confused
I'm not sexually confused. I'm 100% straight and attracted to girls only.
Just because my girlfriend has a feminine penis, doesn't make me gay, because she's a GIRL! What don't you understand?
She wears heels and a purse. She's a girl.
I want to see what people think, because even though I'm not ashamed of it, I still care if people call me gay, because I'm NOT gay.
I'm 100% straight and attracted to girls.
A girl with a feminine penis is still a girl.
Alright OP look here and I'll clear this out.
>You are a man.
>Your girlfriend is a man.
>Thus, your girlfriend is not a girlfriend but a "boyfriend".
>You are a faggot
>Your boyfriend is a faggot
>I hope you die.
No thanks, FBI. Keep your virus to yourself.
>that's a male penis in a man
No, this is a feminine penis on a girl, not a man's penis. I see the confusion, but she's a girl with a feminine penis. It's not like a man's penis, it's feminine.
>I know what a feminine penis is, it's a part of the body of a lying transgender
No, bro. A transgender person is a MALE who wants to transition to FEMALE or vice versa.
I'm talking about a GIRL who is born with a little feminine penis, not a man's penis.
We're talking about two different things.
Not a trap or tranny, but a GIRL with a female dick. Get it now?
OP you are dating a man. If you're alright with that, that's fine. That means that you are gay and so is he.
It doenst matter if he acts like a girl, because he is a man. Just like you. He just acts queer. But when two men love each other very much they can not of making into babby.
TL;DR OP is a faggot
>she is a guy and you know its a guy you suck its man dick this makes you gay
Bro, you're getting confused.
It's not a guy. I'm not gay. That shit is gross.
I'm talking about a GIRL who has a little feminine penis.
Have you ever eaten a girl's pussy? I have.
It's like that, but instead of a pussy, it's a feminine penis you're sucking on, connected to a GIRL, not a dude.
Get it now, anon? I'm here to help you guys understand this. It's not that complicated.
Some girls are born with a feminine penis.
Having a dick is what defines a man, having a pussy with uterus and ovaries is what defines a woman, if he only has a penis and balls, it's a male, although laws allow for transgenders to change sex from male to female in the driver's license, and ID. When he was born the doctors didn't say "congratulations, it's a girl with a penis"
Dudes, you don't get it. It's not gay.
Imagine a girl, right? A beautiful woman.
Now imagine that this gorgeous girl, like a 10/10 qt 3.14 is born with a little feminine penis that you can suck on and swallow her semen, like a clitoris, but it's a girl's dick.
It's like that! It's not gay, because she's a GIRL.
Are you talking about a masculine vagina?
No. Gross. She has a feminine penis with little girl balls.
I'll add a pic of a masculine vagina so you can see the difference.
My girlfriend doesn't have one of those bloody disgusting things. My gf has a clean, tiny feminine penis that doesn't bleed, but squirts out female semen.
With your logic a fat guy with man boobs and a micro penis is also a gal with feminine penis!
>Looks like a guy to me...
You think guys have long hair and look like girls?
Wow. You're confused.
You see you missed a crucial point there.
>Imagine a girl, right? A beautiful woman.
>Now imagine that this gorgeous girl, like a 10/10 qt 3.14 is born with a little feminine penis that you can suck on and swallow her semen, like a clitoris, but it's a girl's dick.
And this is the point where we realize in unison with the world. "oh look, it's a man."
And from that on we refer to it as a "he" because that's what he is.
OP look down into your pants at your tiny dick.
If someone called that thing a feminine penis would that make you a woman?
No, because you are man.
Because you have a penis. It's quite simple really.
So, how does it feel like being gay?
Answering your first question:
Yes, you will be seen as gay, and you will never have children, woman with feminine penises can't procreate, although female penises alow for a rare condition that is the baby being seeded and generated in the male's anus
I understand how you would be confused, because normally we associate a penis with a dude, and normally you would be right.
The difference now is that GIRL's are being born with little feminine dicks.
You can suck on them, and they squirt out a female semen from their girl balls. They are NOT dudes, but girls born with a feminine penis and girl balls.
Do you understand now, friend? I'm trying to help you not be embarrassed next time you're out at a party and ignorant to this.
Girls now have penises too, bro. It's cool.
You're all fucking retarded. There's no such thing as a femenine or masculine penis. They're all just dicks. A dick can be neither masculine or feminine, they just fucking are a thing and any way you think about it giving a dick any extra unneeded adjectives is just silly either way.
>a girl cannot grow a penis its a scientific fact
WRONG. Here you go, faggot. A girl with a penis.
You feel stupid now, don't you?
>girlfriend of 13 weeks
Nigger, how did you not find out about this sooner? 3 months and 1 week, and didnt even try to see whats under her pants?
>she can only be a female is she has a working pussy with all the reproductive organs inside it
So how did Caitlyn Jenner win WOMAN OF THE YEAR????? She was born with a feminine penis!
Are you stupid or something?
>so a larger clit?, just answer this to me, does she get her period?
It's not a clit, it's a feminine penis, and she doesn't get a period, but if you stroke it, she does produce a female semen from her girl balls.
That's what I like about her actually, because my ex was always bleeding and leaving tampons everywhere, but now this girlfriend never bleeds and when she cums in my mouth, I just swallow her female jizz and the sheets aren't ruined.
Her doctor told her she's 100% female, but only difference is she has a feminine penis and girl balls, but she's still a girl. She uses the girl's locker room and wears a dress, so you know she's a girl.
Lol- best example of Poe's Law Ever. Either Best. Troll. Ever. or biggest raging idiot.
DocFag here- quit saying feminine penis. It's not a thing. You're deluding yourself.
If your toy has a penis- they are genotypically/phenotypically male. There are a few rare chromosomal abnormalities that can cause odd genotypical combos that cause unexpected expression of sex characteristics(phenotype for the non medfags), but usually those people are literally full tard, so its pretty obvious.
Your toy, on the other hand is almost certainly geno/phenotypically male, which makes them a dude from birth. They obviously identify as a chick, which makes them transgender.
With all of this in mind, now you know its a penis and balls will be touching. Thusly, you are gay. Nothing wrong with that, be proud of your cock gobbling. All your tumblrfag friends will think you're cool!
>Photoshop? Or do people like this actually exist
lol yes, that's a transgender girl who took hormones to transition to male, but still has her pussy
I'm not attracted to that because I'm 100% straight, so I only date girls with a feminine penis
>>650791148 OP don't listen to these judgemental assholes. Gender identification and sexual orientation are completely different things. Also, he/she could have been born with unbalanced chromosomes and developed both male and female features to the extreme. I'm a bi sexual male with a 5.5 inch penis and have pectoral muscles that push out a bit, like channing tatum except I'm slightly over weight and not jacked like I was in high school. Anyways, good luck with you and your friend.
>prove it's a girl
Dude, it's got a girl's hair and body, thus it's a girl
If it quacks like a duck, and has a feminine penis like a girl, it's a girl! Duh.
good luck with your caitlyn jenner
just wait until its 50 with a 5 '0' clock shadow
hook nose and saggy butt
you can suck the femipene hard and long then
suck in the dust you FUCKTARD
>how did you meet?
We had Biology class together.
She invited me to a movie with friends, we hooked up (made out only) and she sucked me off a couple times.
Now, I'm totally in love with her, and she's admitted to me that she has a feminine penis.
At first I thought it was gay, until she convinced me to touch it, and it feels JUST like a girl's dick, not like a dude's dick.
It's like if you took a girl, and took away the blood and std's and disgusting smells, and all you have left are her girl balls and feminine penis.
She is clean and plays video games with me.
She's perfect, bro. The best girl ever.
>but a pointless waste of time nonetheless
I disagree. Entertainment is never pointless.
> it feels JUST like a girl's dick, not like a dude's dick
Oh my god I promised myself not to fuel the fire any more but GODDAMN that's good. You took your sweet time writing that but damn man. Good delivering even from a faggot
If it has a dick, it's a guy.
I'm sorry OP, but you are indeed a faggot.
Maaaan this is annoying. If ure girlfriend is like the pictures you have provided she is a fucking man. If she has a big clit/dick and a gaping minge hole. That'll be a woman. If she has a penis like the fine Bailey j does on that pic. She's a bloke. Maybe a lovely looking hot bloke but a fucking bloke. nice dick like baily. Lovely minge hole like your momma= hermaphrodite ...... a feminine penis is not a thing. Never will be. Can we get a masculine poosay thread up in this shit. ....no mate we can't because they don't exist. Feminity is not decided by tits eye shadow and attitude. Its decided by the fact that there is a vagina and clit..... I cant believe I just added fuel to this massively cuntstaing ballsack of a thread but ive typed the cunt now so fuck it
op, y'know being gay is totally acceptable in society right? even encouraged, in some cases.
stop lying to yourself, you've nothing to hide or be ashamed of, man.
i don't remember what this gif is
>That's a man with tits.
>You dun goofed OP
>You mean trap? Or does "she" also have a pussy?
No, not a trap. A trap is a dude.
I'm talking about a GIRL born with a feminine penis and girl balls. That's different.
4/10 I've now replied to this thread 3 times.
You are a faggot. Good day.
>She's a bloke
I understand your confusion, because in the past Science and Biology was taught that only dudes have a penis.
HOWEVER...with Caitlyn Jenner and other girls coming out of the closet with a feminine penis, now we know some girls ARE in fact born with a feminine penis.
I'll add a pic as an example. Notice how this girl has a penis. Get it now? It's a GIRL, not a dude, not a trap or anything weird like that, but a female with a feminine penis and girl balls.
>i don't remember what this gif is
kek i do that too (forget what the file is)
btw...here's a webm of a girl BORN with a feminine penis, which proves everything I am saying.
Some girls are born with a female dick, bro.
It's now being discovered, so just accept it.
YOU'RE MY NEW FAVORITE PERSON!
Here are the pics from when it happened to me!>>650794716
YOU'RE MY NEW FAVORITE PERSON!
Here are the pics from when it happened to me!>>650794795
For that you get pics of when this happened to me!
>what happens if a guy has a feminine penis? Is he a girl?
Nope. Guys can't have a feminine penis, only girls can have a female dick and girl balls, bro.
The real question here is how can one discover his "girlfriend" has a feminine penis only at 13 weeks of dating
You need to have sex with someone before taking decisions like that op '-'
So much love! I want more of her...
You're adorable. Never change, Golden Kitty.
>4/10 I've now replied to this thread 3 times.
>You are a faggot. Good day.
kek. I'm glad you had fun with my thread, anon. You also have a good day today.
no it make u a p3d0 if u stay with her
What's the problem OP? If she had a manly penis I could understand but nothing wrong with a girl with a smooth feminine penis.
>it's pretty gay if you touch it, suck it or get fucked by it
I would agree, if we're talking about a man's dick, but a girl's dick is still a feminine penis, so it's not gay because it's on a GIRL.
Would it be gay to touch a girl's toe? Nope.
Only girls can have a feminine penis, so it's not gay at all to suck it, swallow it, be fucked by a girl's dick and choke on girl balls.
Ummm...It's my gf! Have you not been following??!
I'd just like to state for everybody in this thread taht queers & p3d0s are the same
When those b8s gonna stop?
"Feminine Penises" Doesn't exist.
There are guys with Girly faces, period.
if you genuinely thought it was a woman up until the point you saw the dick, i guess it's not that gay. you got tricked.
but if you are balls deep and go to give a reach around, and your gf has a hardon, that's pretty fucking gay
If you fap to XY chromasomals while simultaneously lying to yourself about feminine penis and girly little balls....
so now it's time to troll the trolls
look you're just the same as a p3d0 cause y'know...born that way
>What's the best way to find a girl with a feminine penis?
Try picking girls who are nice to you, smell good and take showers, play video games, read comics and go on 4chan a lot.
Girl's with smelly vaginas don't do these things.
Thanks, mayng. That's a huge compliment.
Enjoy your weekend, brother.
You're the most intricate, funny troll I've ever seen!
But this shit really happened to me! PIC RELATED
can we b friends irl?
This is stupid, there's no such thing as feminine penis.
Your are born with a penis, you are a man
No penis, you are a girl
Your girlfriend just took hormones and that shit so she could appear as a girl. A penis is still a penis.
is this weird? idk if i want u to suck me off more or...me to suck you off
but i definitely think we'll get along ;)
Doesn't make you gay untill you decide to stay with her. I know this is hella bait but w/e. No such thing as a feminine penis. It's just a penis. Anyone that calls it that is in denial.
pic related its what id do to you're gf
here's the entire thing on webm
dont listen to the others op, if you are still attracted to her even though she has a dick (which is completely normal btw) then keep dating her. If not, break up. simple as that. it doesnt make you gay at all, shes a female, she just happens to have a dick. shes really beautiful op, dont let something so dumb ruin your relationship
Assuming she has no Y chromosome what you've got with this chick is a masculinized clitoris. There are a number of ways that can happen while the mother is pregnant.
Contrary to 4chan wisdom having what looks like a penis does not necessarily mean you're dating a dude. But if you marry her you'll be sucking that dick the rest of your life.
>attracted to girls only
Wrong. Because real girls aren't born with cocks. You're a fucking faggot in denial. I'm a PhD holder in biology. Trust me fag-bro, you're a faggot that's in denial. You have a girly looking boyfriend, not a manly looking girlfriend.
>I'm a PhD holder in biology
Good. Then you can help explain to everyone here that sometimes a girl is born with a little cute feminine penis with girly balls.
>A girl with a feminine penis is still a girl.
This is what faggots actually believe.
if that is one of those people who trap poor animals for fun, i'm out of here.
no joke, there was another hunting thread earlier and i'm about to get triggered for real.
So how do you explain Bianca Freire?
She's a girl born with a feminine penis
Theres no thing as girl born with penis. Yet there's the thing where a male is born with wrong hormones, which makes him kinda female, on a male body. So your girlfriend was born in a male body, but has been educated with a female mind.
"In medical and sexological literature, the clitoris is sometimes referred to as "the female penis" or pseudo-penis"
Theres no such thing as the penis on a female. Ask her doctor if she can have a baby, if she cant, her body is of a male = he is originally a man
Have you considered that maybe some girls like anal, retard?
Girls with feminine penises tend to enjoy anal sex, as do some girls with vaginas.
They are ALL girls who love anal. Idiot!
enjoy your girl, faggot
>the one and only thing that makes a girl a girl is a vagina
so if a girl loses her vagina, what is she?
don't be an idiot. a girl is not identified by what is between her legs, but by how she self identifies as female
>Chromosomes are all that counts
you've checked yourself and you're absolutely sure you are male?
I'm asking because you're coming across really faggoty and effeminately
y'all are faggots in here, and should go an hero all of you.
DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK SOMETHING FISHY IS GOING ON?
A lot of guys are finding out their girlfriends are traps lately.
a) the traps are upping their game and seducing a bunch of channers.
b) The Jews are up to something again.
We can talk more freely in the echo chamber, follow me
bro, it's not gay to be attracted to the female form
Jesus, this is like that one screenshot of the thread where OP is going on about literally nothing and everyone is trying to make sense of it but OP is too stupid to get it through his head that he's going on about nothing.
Source and more please.
There's no discussion. It's a guy. But, goddamn, I can't lie, the dude in OPs pic is incredibly hot. I would jizz all over his small tits, that godlike face while keeping eye contact and fill his asshole with cum until my dick falls off.
You don't need to marry him. Enjoy fucking him in the ass until you get bored. You don't need to wear a fucking condom.
Once you wanna have a serious relationship, move on to a girl.
If you're not able to be turned on by a penis, then that's just a fact you both have to deal with. You are not wrong to feel uncomfortable, and she is under no obligation to change her body. No one in this scenario is "gay" or "weird" or whatever.
If you're not comfortable with her, uh, feminine penis - then that's fine. Don't let her guilt you into anything. And explain to her clearly that it makes you uncomfortable so you'll have to reconsider the relationship.