what's your embarrassing fetish tell us about it /b/

I want to get cancer, extract it and then rub it all over my body.

>>650460832
Nigga wtf is wrong with you

>>650460832
Golden

I'm lightly pedo. My fiancé knows about that one. I am into scat, she doesn't know about that one.

>>650460564
Necrophy

i guess feet and pedo/loli

Urethral fisting

>>650460564
Pissing

Farting.

>>650460564
Movement restriction.

Femdom

Sometimes watch cuckold porn.
More frequent than id like to admit

incest

degenerated as fuck

Dolphins.

>Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles in order to provide maximum pleasure
>Women are not even capable of competing, their vaginal muscles are puny and weak in comparison
>Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships
>Women can, and enjoy doing it
>Dolphins do not mind if you fuck another dolphin
>A woman will flip out if you fuck another woman
>Dolphins don't mind if you cum inside. They won't force you to pay child support for 18 years like a woman. You can't even get them pregnant
>Dolphins won't leave you for another dolphin with more money. Dolphins do not have a system of currency and are not consumer whores like women
>If you are the submissive type, dolphins can be aggressive, and far more convincingly aggressive, not like a bimbo bitch who doesn't scare anyone
>Dolphins do not expect you to spend exorbitant amounts of money on them
>Dolphins give up easily
>Dolphins do not demand more rights than men simply for having a vagina
>Dolphins do not organize shitty feminist parades
>You can swim and play with a dolphin in the ocean
>Dolphins are more intelligent than women

Everything a woman can do, a dolphin does better, without being an insufferable bitch. Makes me wonder how come the majority of men haven't fucked a glorious dolphin yet.

is degenerate the emerging buzzword for /b/ now?

>>650460564

Bestiality.

And I don't mean niggers.

I love my step mom. She is white and really curvy. Her ass is fat as fuck, but i wouldnt dare to make a move because my dad is an awesome guy. I see them once a year.

>>650461386
I can give ya yo fix

I want to eat the shit of a beautiful woman. I have had this fantasy since i was maybe 5 years old. Never done it. But not a day passes where i do not think about it.

Pegging. The wife is into it too.

>>650460564
fucking other men's wives and cumming inside of them

>>650461966
nigger

I like opiates and the thought of dying cuz I have survivors guilt from the infantry in iraq

often when my mom leaves for work early i will go into her bedroom and lie down in her bed and a have a nice fap while the sheets are still warm from her body and the pillow smells like her

i love knowing she sleeps in sheets smeared with my semen

>>650462366
Is that supposed to be an insult?

Pissing and periods

A bunch of shit. I like stealing women's underwear and wear it, i like piss, i drink my own and eat my cum. I like wearing women's clothes, masturbating in public like on the subway when there is just one women in the train with me. I also masturbate strangers in public bathrooms.

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>>650461966
Her

>>650461181
My wife knows I'm a peso. She teases me with our daughter.

>>650460832
Prove it. Show me your favorite cancer.

>>650461802

as you can see in this word the word 'degenerate' occurs twice, once in your post and once in another post.

so clearly it is. faggot.

>>650462809

chunky women/10

not fat, but thick in the right places.

>>650462828
^pedo

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Here ya go

>cute teen girl
>cold november day
>school day
>stripped naked by perverted bullies
>tied up
>gets red faced and is in tears, begging for them to stop
>whole school sees her, snaps pics or records
>left like that for hours
>finally untied
>doesn't get clothes back
>runs home naked crying
>when she gets home her dad is there
>hugs him while still naked

And my dick is hard as fuck and I wtf did I just write?

>>650461699
I also read the story of the pool keeping man who became friends with and fucked dolphins.

>>650462366
Dubs is your fetish.

>>650462990
Are you in the right thread? I'm confused

>>650462828
Story time

>>650462915
but i've seen it several times in different threads today

>>650462990
You wrote your personal experience with autism

>>650463195
yes, this story sums up my fetish
ENF

>>650461699
you can swim and play in the ocean with women?

>>650461919
i feel ya, i can dig

>>650462366
>>650461966
holy shit twins

>>650462917
Yes. When she bends over it's even better

Being a nudist

>>650463354

i have seen a lot of words in different threads today.

ffs, every literated person knows that word.

I want to breed with my mom and two sisters. Sell the boys and keep the girls as sex slaves. I'd select ones to be my breed sows and keep it going until I have all the ages covered. Then I can have 5 year olds to 80 year olds to fuck and do as I please.

>>650463896
lol yes so what

a buzzword is simply a word that catches on and is used by a large group of people

i remember a time when no one ever said edgy here

>>650464101
Fuckin gay

>>650464222
Checked

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It's seen these tits and jerk off...

i want a chick to fuck me in the ass

>>650461295
im too! BRO FIST MEN

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Floor tiles, concreate enemas, unbirthing, cock vore and rebirthing

>>650460564
Why do you keep posting that pic with exactly those words ?
What the deal with that pic?

>>650460564
heterosexual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction

In to watching horses get their dicks sucked by chicks
But watching niggers fuck makes me wanna vomit.
kek wtf

>>650464656
It's *consexual.

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amputee foot fetish

>>650463312
Wife has flipped up daughters skirt to show me she was naked underneath while we were shopping. Sent me naked pics of her sleeping with legs spread. Set her down on my morning wood. Talked about her while we were drunk fucking.

>>650464591
Whos the girl in this? I know the name but I've forgotten. Starts with an F

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Birthing porn.

Pic related.

Women having sex then anal as they give birth, male then eats the placenta. Only seen the japanese do this sadly.

>>650463354
maybe its the same person...

>>650463564
pics?

>>650464916
How old is your daughter? Fuck solid hard right now

>>650465093
Faye Reagen

Stuffing. I love it when a girl gets a food baby, I don't know why. It's kind of based off of domination, you know a girl stealing my food and eating it until she's stuffed beyond belief

>>650465124
Is it illegal?

>>650464656
>>650464741
also procreation*
not reproduction

>>650465124
those fucking japs

>>650465124
what the fuck dude

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When guys perv on my gf
Lord I love posting her nudes and hearing guys saying how they'd fuck her, saving them and fapping

I wanna see her nudes as someone's wallpaper real bad

>>650464222

and before the word edgy was used here the word degenerate was already in use.

so is it still qualified for a buzzword? i guess not. random fluctation is still random.

>>650465172
5

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Progeria

>>650465523
Kill yourself.

As a father myself, this horrifies and enrages me.

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>>650461699
Fucken newfags dont know that this is pretty old copypasta but it's fitting, actually
To OP:
>For me it's the upper half of people with a 1 digit age and a number smaller than 15

>>650465475
So.....cuckolding

>>650465606
Welcome to /b/.

>>650465700
Guess so

>>650465699
why does he have a pair of socks on his shoulder when he showers?

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No idea why but I just can't date women with medium sized breasts, flat chested or huge is the only thing that does it for me.

>Also titfucking drives me wild

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>>650465970
Gee. I never noticed that

i wonder when it will be accepted to punch women in the face in porn the way it is now ok to slap them around

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Awful toes sticking out of casts.

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>>650466367
...and ugly old women with the same.

>>650466344
it's weird...

>>650464916
Moar

Posting my exgf on b is my fetish

got pics of incest?

>>650465523
does it turn you on?

>>650466619
Yea keep going..

>>650466782
Wife gets fucked hard for the tease.

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My fetish is death, I just for real like watching people die, or dying myself. I'm not depressed or suicidal, I just can't wait to die. We all hold the key to the question we all strongly have looked into and that's life after death.

>inb4 edgelord

I'm basically looking for a hermaphrodite or shemale with lactating breasts that are bigger than my whole body, constantly growing and super sensitive. She would basically be my devoted wife and mother, practically worship and pamper me, find my tiny little penis absolutely adorable and live to fatten me via breastfeeding, anally impregnate me and lovingly humiliate me by treating me as her helpless little boy and sex slave. I know at least half of you threw up after reading that but if anyone finds any of that hot, please feel free to hit me up on fchat or on skype: tora-kun1

>>650465699
how is this even possible. What the fuck

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>>650466626
>Posting my exgf on b is my fetish
Similar. I get hard posting pictures of bitches i know all over the internet.

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i like to eat undigested corn from shit that redheads take....only corn and only redheads

Eating shit naked while a circle of people view around me

Panties with little hearts on them or ribbons

Colored/dyed hair in eccentric colors

Feet

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>>650466911
Also checked

>>650466998
inspiring

i like this

>>650467044
Jimmy ???

>>650466916
Either you're fucking weird, or you're using /b as your personal army to get at that username.

>>650467124
thanks...wats your gig anon?

>>650466911
>66911
>911
>9/11

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Definitely hypnosis, every time it comes up I have to pretend I have no clue about it even though I could probably hypnotize everyone present.

>>650467218
im in love with my mother

Cfnm i like the rush of being naked around clothed women

im into girls

Anyone want to make a taboo kik to share our unique fetishes?

>>650464916
Sounds like a good way to get arrested if you get found with those pics buddy.

My fetish is using a pretty girls lips as a urinal.

Hypnosis
I'd like to be hypnotized by a femme fatale and become her slave
but I'm slowly getting out of that shit

>>650460564
Small titties

>>650464916
did she notice the wood?

>>650467663
I'd be worried if every parent didn't have naked pics of their kids.

>>650466998
>and only redheads

i understand and could get into this.

there's a redhead at work, so fuckin' hot. she always goes to the bathroom about 10 am. i'm close to them, so i can get there just as she's getting up from her desk. the bathrooms and stalls are back to back against the wall, so i can hear her pissing. i fapped so many times to her piss.

>>650466897
So, yes?

>>650467881
Daughter? Don't think so.

Super Topsy terbby cuckqueening

Where I cuckhold my girlfriend with a man whIle being a girl.

>>650467774
I even watch fucking hypnosis videos on the internet to fap

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I fantasize about being turned into a soft, hairless, caged little sissy that gets dressed in lingerie and trained with toys so cocks can be stuffed up its butt.

>>650467938
Yes

>>650467922
niiiice...any way to take secret pics/video in the stalls??

Can /b/ turn you into a pedo?
.

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>>650467299
Anon did 9/11 dubs confirm it.

>>650467915
Maybe not spread eagle nude shots tho...

>>650467460
you sick fuck...get help..as soon as possible...you make me sick

inflation

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>>650461919
This is it :3 but mostly I'm not even ashamed

>>650468116
No. But if you have it in you, it'll certainly let it surface.

>>650468001
I feel you there, I've been into this shit for a long time, it doesn't even have to be sexual for me, a good induction can make me diamonds.

>>650460564
piss and trannys

>>650467385
ok..its pretty common..is there any chance of actually making anything happen??

Is it a fetish to get caught by the mailman?

>>650468171
No.

>>650468202
Nothing lewd. Just cutsie.

>>650468275
I'm allways horny.
I fap pretty much to anything.
Never searched or fapped to CP though.

>>650468288
I'm actually immune to hypnosis so it's purely sexual but autosuggestion does great things
Anyway as I said i'm gettin out that shit

>armpit

>>650468288
I'm actually immune to hypnosis
It's only a sexual thing even If autosuggestion does great things
I'm getting out that shit anyway

>>650468446
That's cool. How's the thought of it?

>>650464591
Are you the tile guy?

Closest thing to embarrassing is liking pierced tits or fishnets. I'm too vanilla for this earf.

>>650467981
Do you think you'll ever play with her?

>>650468613
I don't know weird.

>>650467915
Not in the states...

>>650468747
Maybe in a decade if she brings it up. I'm on look but don't touch now.

>>650468323
my advantage is my mother loves me very much and don't want me to feel bad

so even though she notices i look at her tits and ass and also feel her up a little when she hugs me she never says anything

>>650460564
Circumcised penises. I love the dry, desensitized, destroyed look of a tightly circumcised penis with the frenulum completely obliterated

>>650468613
Can it be the hormones?
I mean I fapped to bestiality and mon and son wincest so far.
I think that at this age I would put my dick in anything warm enough.

Pointed heels, doubt it'd matter if the woman was fuck ugly, old, fat or whatever, women wearing them makes me fucking diamonds.

>>650462268
Same

>>650468437
any other stories? does it happen often?

>>650466939
i think its an illness

>>650468991
Definitely that's a factor.

>>650468108
i wish. haven't figured it out yet. drywall ceiling, tile on back wall.

>>650465124
>explaining to your kid that hes quite literally a porn baby
>explaining to your kid that people have jacked of to his/her birth

nvm i dont think this is something you would explain to your kid
also
fucking japs man

>>650468884
Oh come on, you can just touch a bit I guess, right?

>>650468884
Do you take baths together? Is it a problem to control your dick?

>>650468553
>>650468453
Oh yeah same here, I've never been under myself (how can I concentrate while being that turned on), I just really like the induction part. Good luck quitting though, I don't know how you can just get out of a fetish though, no matter how long I avoid it it still ends up turning me on.

>>650469109
Happens often enough. Other day daughter fell down and banged her cunt. She was crying and I asked if she wanted me to kiss it and make it better. Wife's eyes got real big and smiled and said, " So bad."

>>650466939
I looked on his website, its silicone

Watersports

>>650469376
Showers. It's not difficult to control.

I like sleeping with my middle finger knuckledeep in my gf's ass. She knows it. Sometimes, she lets me do it. Other times, she doesn't. :(

>>650469500
WHAT THE FUCK MAN

Does fetish cover the impossible too?

Limited to reality, my fetish would be embarrassed nude females in public... or places they perceive to be public. With either an innocently clueless attitude or a "I can't believe you're making me do this but I love you enough to do it" attitude.

Outside reality tho, superpowers. Main one being me being able to turn into a girl. Not sex-change, but like change everything, including down to genetics.

And combining the two... making a girl invisible or intangible in a public place, she herself knows her clothes would either stick out obviously or fall thru her so she has to make the conscious choice to ditch her clothes and make her way elsewhere without them... Can't get enough of those types of stories tbh

>>650469560
>Watersports

like skiing?

>>650469500
how many kids do you have?

>>650469875
Tubing. Polo. Jet ski. Anything really.

>>650469875
Cheeky fucking shit

>>650469978
Just her. Why?

>>650470008
i wonder how marco polo felt about being named after a water sport

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>>650465606
No one gives a shit about your feelings.
Also I would rape your daughter

>>650469500
Does it really turn you on or is it just like a dirty joke between you and your wife?

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>>650460564
Feet
As tame and common as it is on /b/ I'm embarrassed as hell about it. I don't want anyone to find out.

>>650469500
>Other day daughter fell down and banged her cunt.

how did she manage to land on her cunt?

>>650460564
Mine is tiles.. There's just something poetic in it that makes my dick go errect... also if a tile is dirty or assymetric it makes me really upset, like daughter going into prostitution upset... But i'm sure it's a pretty common fetish

>>650470321
Definite turn on forme. Dirty joke for wife.

>>650470510
>But i'm sure it's a pretty common fetish

yeah, so fuck off