what's your embarrassing fetish
tell us about it /b/
>Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles in order to provide maximum pleasure
>Women are not even capable of competing, their vaginal muscles are puny and weak in comparison
>Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships
>Women can, and enjoy doing it
>Dolphins do not mind if you fuck another dolphin
>A woman will flip out if you fuck another woman
>Dolphins don't mind if you cum inside. They won't force you to pay child support for 18 years like a woman. You can't even get them pregnant
>Dolphins won't leave you for another dolphin with more money. Dolphins do not have a system of currency and are not consumer whores like women
>If you are the submissive type, dolphins can be aggressive, and far more convincingly aggressive, not like a bimbo bitch who doesn't scare anyone
>Dolphins do not expect you to spend exorbitant amounts of money on them
>Dolphins give up easily
>Dolphins do not demand more rights than men simply for having a vagina
>Dolphins do not organize shitty feminist parades
>You can swim and play with a dolphin in the ocean
>Dolphins are more intelligent than women
Everything a woman can do, a dolphin does better, without being an insufferable bitch. Makes me wonder how come the majority of men haven't fucked a glorious dolphin yet.
often when my mom leaves for work early i will go into her bedroom and lie down in her bed and a have a nice fap while the sheets are still warm from her body and the pillow smells like her
i love knowing she sleeps in sheets smeared with my semen
A bunch of shit. I like stealing women's underwear and wear it, i like piss, i drink my own and eat my cum. I like wearing women's clothes, masturbating in public like on the subway when there is just one women in the train with me. I also masturbate strangers in public bathrooms.
Here ya go
>cute teen girl
>cold november day
>stripped naked by perverted bullies
>gets red faced and is in tears, begging for them to stop
>whole school sees her, snaps pics or records
>left like that for hours
>doesn't get clothes back
>runs home naked crying
>when she gets home her dad is there
>hugs him while still naked
And my dick is hard as fuck and I wtf did I just write?
I want to breed with my mom and two sisters. Sell the boys and keep the girls as sex slaves. I'd select ones to be my breed sows and keep it going until I have all the ages covered. Then I can have 5 year olds to 80 year olds to fuck and do as I please.
Floor tiles, concreate enemas, unbirthing, cock vore and rebirthing
Wife has flipped up daughters skirt to show me she was naked underneath while we were shopping. Sent me naked pics of her sleeping with legs spread. Set her down on my morning wood. Talked about her while we were drunk fucking.
Women having sex then anal as they give birth, male then eats the placenta. Only seen the japanese do this sadly.
Stuffing. I love it when a girl gets a food baby, I don't know why. It's kind of based off of domination, you know a girl stealing my food and eating it until she's stuffed beyond belief
When guys perv on my gf
Lord I love posting her nudes and hearing guys saying how they'd fuck her, saving them and fapping
I wanna see her nudes as someone's wallpaper real bad
Fucken newfags dont know that this is pretty old copypasta but it's fitting, actually
>For me it's the upper half of people with a 1 digit age and a number smaller than 15
No idea why but I just can't date women with medium sized breasts, flat chested or huge is the only thing that does it for me.
>Also titfucking drives me wild
...and ugly old women with the same.
My fetish is death, I just for real like watching people die, or dying myself. I'm not depressed or suicidal, I just can't wait to die. We all hold the key to the question we all strongly have looked into and that's life after death.
I'm basically looking for a hermaphrodite or shemale with lactating breasts that are bigger than my whole body, constantly growing and super sensitive. She would basically be my devoted wife and mother, practically worship and pamper me, find my tiny little penis absolutely adorable and live to fatten me via breastfeeding, anally impregnate me and lovingly humiliate me by treating me as her helpless little boy and sex slave. I know at least half of you threw up after reading that but if anyone finds any of that hot, please feel free to hit me up on fchat or on skype: tora-kun1
>Posting my exgf on b is my fetish
Similar. I get hard posting pictures of bitches i know all over the internet.
i like to eat undigested corn from shit that redheads take....only corn and only redheads
Definitely hypnosis, every time it comes up I have to pretend I have no clue about it even though I could probably hypnotize everyone present.
>and only redheads
i understand and could get into this.
there's a redhead at work, so fuckin' hot. she always goes to the bathroom about 10 am. i'm close to them, so i can get there just as she's getting up from her desk. the bathrooms and stalls are back to back against the wall, so i can hear her pissing. i fapped so many times to her piss.
I fantasize about being turned into a soft, hairless, caged little sissy that gets dressed in lingerie and trained with toys so cocks can be stuffed up its butt.
This is it :3 but mostly I'm not even ashamed
my advantage is my mother loves me very much and don't want me to feel bad
so even though she notices i look at her tits and ass and also feel her up a little when she hugs me she never says anything
>explaining to your kid that hes quite literally a porn baby
>explaining to your kid that people have jacked of to his/her birth
nvm i dont think this is something you would explain to your kid
fucking japs man
Oh yeah same here, I've never been under myself (how can I concentrate while being that turned on), I just really like the induction part. Good luck quitting though, I don't know how you can just get out of a fetish though, no matter how long I avoid it it still ends up turning me on.
Happens often enough. Other day daughter fell down and banged her cunt. She was crying and I asked if she wanted me to kiss it and make it better. Wife's eyes got real big and smiled and said, " So bad."
Does fetish cover the impossible too?
Limited to reality, my fetish would be embarrassed nude females in public... or places they perceive to be public. With either an innocently clueless attitude or a "I can't believe you're making me do this but I love you enough to do it" attitude.
Outside reality tho, superpowers. Main one being me being able to turn into a girl. Not sex-change, but like change everything, including down to genetics.
And combining the two... making a girl invisible or intangible in a public place, she herself knows her clothes would either stick out obviously or fall thru her so she has to make the conscious choice to ditch her clothes and make her way elsewhere without them... Can't get enough of those types of stories tbh
No one gives a shit about your feelings.
Also I would rape your daughter
As tame and common as it is on /b/ I'm embarrassed as hell about it. I don't want anyone to find out.
Mine is tiles.. There's just something poetic in it that makes my dick go errect... also if a tile is dirty or assymetric it makes me really upset, like daughter going into prostitution upset... But i'm sure it's a pretty common fetish