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NZ Thread Friday edition.

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NZ Thread

Friday edition.
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>>650408900
Nice dubs opie but why are ids even gone?
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Why are IDs even gone?
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>>650409834
Cause u touch yourself at night
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Who here done with exams?

I managed to pull off no fap exams, feels a bit weird mang. I might be getting laid tomorrow too which could be a bit of a laff.
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>>650408900
Just cooked some fried dumplings for dinner tonight.

What did you folks make for dinner?
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>>650410379
Had my last yesterday now iam free to do fuck all

Good luck in not creaming your pants btw
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>>650408900
reporting from wgtn
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>>650408900
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>>650410456
Like every friday I went and had beef vindaloo at the mall, then I bought some goon to drink while shitposting.
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Is anyone in these threads actually over 18?
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>>650410379
Finished today. Celebrating with weed, beer and movies
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>>650410456
That sounds quite nice. I had tacos
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>>650410741
26
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>>650410741
25
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My wife is visiting her mom, so I'm home alone eating the frozen food she left for me.

Life's pretty good.
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>>650411065
Her mom huh..
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>>650410864
>>650410907
Incredibly surprising
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anyone else here think that we didnt deserve to win RWC
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>>650411195
Yep. She lives in Indonesia.
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>>650411216
Are most of you teenagers or something?
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GET IN HERE
http://tinychat com/nzcam
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>>650411273
>>650411348
how hard do you have to spam you insufferable faggot
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>>650411318
I'm 27. Most people here seem to talk about exams and shit that's why I ask
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>>650411309
I miss me mum
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>>650411294
Rugby doesn't matter, Jesus is coming back before the year is out. This message brought to you by Heirarch Dave of the New Apocalyptic Church.
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Born in Wellington but moved to America 18 yrs ago...still cool if I hang out with y'all?
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>>650411520
I miss Indonesia.
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>>650411567
I was born in Hong Kong, and forced to either take NZ citizenship, or become a communist.
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>>650410741
20, 21 by the end of the month
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>>650411294
>anyone else here think that we didnt deserve to win RWC
boks desered it more tbhwy
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>>650411671
I've always wanted to visit Hong Kong, I was in NZ when the British gave it up.
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>>650411567
Sorry what? I think you've picked up a bit of the accent. This is what your message looks like to kiwis.

>HAMBURGER HAMBURGER MISSION ACCOMPLISHED DON'T TREAD ON ME U S A U S A!!!!
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Where the fuck is Fire Truck guy?
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>>650411834
I was there. Fireworks were cool. New communist overlords weren't.
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Hai friends <3

Wher the cuteboys @
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>>650411737
*Japs

Aint even weeb but those fuckers giant slayers.
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>>650411866
Kek
>>implying I don't hate this place
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>>650411944
That you joshie?
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>>650412029
Yes ^^ who this be
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Dan Carter didn't deserve motm in that final
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>>650411448
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
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>>650411944
>tfw the only person that's hit on you has been a gay dude online
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>>650412116
>>650412254

Tell sytrus hes the cutest boy there from joshie ty
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>>650412116
Chat is being spammed like no tomorrow, but I'm the only one even in here when I went to look. GG.
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>>650412111
but that kick tho, sure Barrette got a great try, but that kick tho
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>>650412261
R u qt?
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>wellington 20 m
who wants to hit town with me
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>>650412385
Naw man I'm a 6.5/10 guy
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>>650412270
Cut me deep bro, cut me real deep
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Anyone know a pam winter?
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>>650412111
Checked
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>>650412478
Gay dudes like to be affectionate, shoulda got in there ;)
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I hate my life
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>>650411972
>le japan meme
stale pasta is stale m8
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>>650413095
+1
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>>650412981
Nah, gay people are, y'know, gay. :^)
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Anyone here going to chch rolly fireworks?? also chch graffer reporting in
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>>650412398
go by yourself faggot.
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>>650413095
Join the club. It's been a widely acknowledged truth that life sucks for thousands of years. Ever read Ecclesiastes?
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>>650411294
Aussies may not have won the cup but the fans got to watch 5 outstanding games of rugby. Im pretty happy with that tbh.
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>>650413095
+2
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>>650412398
i'll pay you $50 to let me give you a bj
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>>650413226
Nothing wrong with a bit of gay in your life :^)
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Made 350$ fixing a macbook wtf should I buy
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>>650413675
Fixing what on it and buy me a dragon dildo
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>>650413675
a zip and a bottle of gin
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>>650413752
Replaced the charge port and the battery
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>>650413593
I've met like 4 gay people face to face. Now there's too much gay in my life (^:
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Not from NZ but I heard that the NZ gov. has passed a law that trolling is now illegal.
Also saying someonw should kill himself can be now find guilty with 3 years of prison.

Is hat fucking true? Thats just sad and pathetic.
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>>650413882
>Gin
What are you 40? Buy some rum or some vodka
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>>650413965
>face to face

Thats otherwise known as kissing anon~ ;^)
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>>650413675
A Jw15 and a cheapo scope

Or a sks
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>>650414167
Its to stop facebook bullying since we have a high rate of suicide in these incidents
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>>650414167
This aint Australia, but yeah i think there in a law about not being mean on the internets
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>>650413340
100$ and you got yourself a dick to suck
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>>650414444
fukn nice
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Ey cunts, superior human from the mainland here, coming to bring you guys some good news. I only found out today that snus / dip does not receive tax by the NZ government!

That means you can buy tins of snus/dip for between $4-8 AUD sent to NZ and your country will not tax it further.

AU Gov charges me $12 tax per tin of snus and $24 for dip, ontop of the initial purchase price
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what's that picture of winston peters laughing with 9/11 in the background actually about? where did it even come from
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>>650414444
Checkt

Post dick
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>>650414213
I'm 19 you pleb
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>>650414580
isn't snus illegal though?
have you done this yourself?
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>>650414720
Its illegal for it to be sold inside Australia (or NZ) by any sort of merchant but it is perfectly legal to possess or import. Not sure how it goes on large amounts but AU charges $600 per KG of tobacco imported.

I have a NZ friend who received snus today which had a customs letter saying 'inspected and cleared by nz customs' and they did not charge further tax!

AKA my government charges me 100-200% in tax, your government lets through clearly marked snus, after inspection with no tax involved.
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Dunners reporting. Post yer Logan girls.

And pack it in with the fireworks, please.
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>>650415042
No
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>>650415277
No to lewds or no to fireworks?
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>>650415339
Neither
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>>650415471
Unreasonable
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Watching American Horror Story. Lady Gaga plays a vampire who lost all her money to Bernie Madoff. Kek.
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>>650415566
See that gross, no one wants to see that
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Snusline . com

These niggers only do snus (and snuff) -- no dip.
But they sell individual tins and have free postage, so you can try the shit out for AU $4-7

AND they have a deal at the moment where you review them on a site for an extra two tins with purchase.

So AU $4-7 + 2 mins work you get 3 tins including postage.
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If dubs we all have to be nice to each other
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>>650415825
Fuck off cunt this aint tumbler
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Auckland reporting in.

Btw, my name is Stefan, and I'm a VJ.
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>>650415825
Suck my sexy boy penis homo :-))
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>>650416017
what the fucks a VJ and fuck off stefan
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>>650416017
VJ?
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>>650415781
Eat shit you scum muncher. Take your douchebaggery and shove it into the dickhole of a bullfrog.
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>>650416196
why the hostility?
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>>650416136
>>650416150
VJ is a video jockey. I go to clubs and play awesome visual masterpieces on a big screen which matches up to the music that the DJ is banging out. Because who doesn't like awesome visuals to do with their bangers.
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Ive got a serious question for u guys

Should i start a computer build or buy fuck loads of ammo (bulk buying)
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>>650416277
checked, and because you are pulling some sales shit on some product which is most likely a scam.
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>>650416321
Your gay arse name matches your job superbly
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>>650416196
see
>>650416277

It's cheaper for me to deny paying the tax and not receive the item than it is to pay it, so out of 5 tins purchased sent I will receive two, three if I'm lucky.

You mother fuckers will receive 5 errey time, you can buy logs of 10 and receive the bonus two cans, without worrying at all about customs.

I'm spreading the love, cunt. Use ya fuckin taringas
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wellyfag reporting in. smoking a bong. how is the night?
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>>650416325
Buy the ammo. We need a good school shooting in this country.
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>>650416325
Buy a computer and be my vidya steam waifu
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>>650416489
How about you ffff-fuck off?
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>>650416587
Any good place for me to start at? I want it to be able to play fallout 4
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>>650416487
same anon. shitty aro tin house
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>>650416730
>I want to be able to play fallout 4

then wait a year for when Bethesda finally gets rid of all the bugs. In the meantime, shoot up a school
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>>650410456
a box of party pies cunt
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>>650416883
Why dont u move to oz where guns dont exist?
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>>650410704
>bought goon
>dude grow some self respect, at least just stick to weed if you cant afford decent piss
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>>650417095
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>>650417062
>Why dont u move to oz where guns dont exist?

Oz, where the cops carry guns.
Oz, where the cops are taught, shoot twice then ask questions
Oz, where you can't get a hot chocolate without being held up my an islamic militant.
Oz, where guns don't exist......
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>>650417095
Half these threads are "Where can I get some weed?" shit ain't easy to get. I know where to get alcohol. Also weed sucks, like real life just slower and with drymouth.
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>>650417285
>I know where to get alcohol.
enlighten me master, teach me your ways
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>>650417285
fuck your gay.
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>>650417376
I would but he went back to his ex, that bitch.
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>>650417372
Dude, I know where to get an alcohol. It's this new club, just opened up, it's called New World, but to get in you got to dress real nice n shit, like sometimes they make you wear shoes even.
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>>650417535
Michael?
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>>650417553
Whem my mum took me and my siblings to Woolworths as kids we never wore shoes. By the time we got to checkout the sole of our feet were grey with filth.
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>>650417284
It was satire based on the fact that u took convo starter, potentially about guns, and focused in on an area thats not only a statistical outlier, but something that has created hysteria lately so i pointed out that you would be better off in oz, cause, as is common knowledge there are no guns in oz
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>>650417553
>Dude, I know where to get an alcohol.
how many alcohols do they sell? enough alcohols to get drunk?
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>>650417793
>>650417884
I am 8 and what is alcoholes?
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>>650416730
Depend how much moneys you got sir
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>>650418004
I dont want to spend too much hence why the build, ive heard that 1000 bucks is a good starting point
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I must be getting good at this shitposting thing.

btw, my names Stefan, and I'm a VJ.
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>>650418148
living up to your name

Now get the fuck out
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>>650418131
a grand should see you right. but don't hesitate to pay more on the motherboard. You need that to be good so that all the core drivers and shit don't fuck out. If you want to save money, save it on the CPU or even more so on the GPU. 9 times out of 10 you wont actually need that much processing power and it is pretty easy to upgrade the GPU, CPU's are more of a pain cos you got to buy that funky heatsink goop.
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>>650418131
Probs looking bout 1500 for something fallout 4 worthy

Roughly

cpu = 300
Gpu = 500
Motherboard = 250
Storage = 100ish
Case = 100 - 200ish
Power supply = 200
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>>650418391
The makes sense, was looking at an expensive motherboard as part of the budget
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>>650418401
Go for solid state or na?
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>>650417095
weed doode ! xd

i am so higher rite nowww!!
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>>650418631
Not if only for gaymn. If you use a computer quite a bit then its worth it
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>>650418401
Christ son. You dont need too much for a case or motherboard. CPU as well. Get a mobo with an AMD chipset and you are sorted. Also you forgot to budget for RAM.
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>>650418401
get a ssd and normal hdd

put os on ssd
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>>650418391
thats terrible advice, esp if your wanting to play fallout 4. and replacing thermal paste aint hard. at all.
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>>650418631
I wouldn't worry about a solid state. It'll save on loading times when you boot the game. But lets face it, youre on /b/ asking computer advice, you have the time, what is 30-40 seconds in the scheme of your current life. And you can prob also save money on a case if you go to a computer shop and get a second hand one. There is nothing wrong with a second hand case, they have no useful electronics.
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>>650418864
This build will be purely for vidya got a laptop for work and shitposting
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>>650418401
wait till black friday specials before buying anything
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>>650418937
Theres no point buying AMD cpus in 2015 unless you already have a am3+ motherboard
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>>650418401
About what i just spent on my new build, got me a good setup.
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>>650418973
I was going for the 'being able to play' not the 'being able to play at full spec while running over 9000 mods'
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>>650415042
>logan girls
fuck off
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>>650418979
Already had a good clue about what i was gonna get, just wanted to have a another opinion without ulterior motives
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>>650419179
Which I do. And is the smart thing to do anyway. Always future proof and buy the best you can for the least you can.
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>>650419113
You are an idiot. We don't have black Friday in New Zealand.

Check where you are faggot.
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>>650419113
Whats the fuck is a black friday?
>>
I bought a lotto ticket for tomorrows draw.
What is the first thing I should buy when I win?
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>>650418937
>Get a mobo with an AMD chipset
>sorted
i shiggy diggy my niggy
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>>650419391
Dunedin nudes
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>>650419273
Also a guy once told me (an electrical engineering phd guy) try to buy components that involve chipsets from the same company. ie, Don't get an AMD motherboard with an Intel CPU and GPU. Get parts which use all either AMD or Intel, do not mix them up, cos then you are looking for trouble because they don't talk to each other in the same ways.
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>>650419327
No I am not. A few of the computer stores have black friday sales.
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>>650419327
>what is international shipping
>what is a ship
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>>650419391
bitch, that 13 mil is mine
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>>650419606
13 mil already won fool.
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>>650419606
You can buy me if you win ~~
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>>650419593
Post links or you aren't worth the oxygen it took my basement dwelling neckbearded ass to move my fingers to type this
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>>650417285
>have friends
>be an eshay
>obtain marijuana
>???
>prophet?
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>tfw i've taken 25i NBOMe every friday and saturday for 3 weeks because I can't sus bud

how many regions are suffering the same sort of drought?
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>>650419596
>what is a ship

Something that takes 4-6 weeks
Something that requires you buy a minimum haulage of usually a M cubed
Something that gets screened at customs.
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>>650420082
>tfw shaved my neck beard for work
>get home and notice a missed a massive patched due to the lighting
>Wondered why i was getting all the strange looks
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The All Blacks aren't that good, and they don't train hard
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>>650420178
The fucking dry hit early this year, normally it aint till around Feb that it gets bad.
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>>650420178
fuck 25i man
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>>650420332
better than everyone else bud
>>
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>>650420210
Have you ever been on Amazon m8? Ive bought heaps of compontents for multiple computers dirt cheap on amazon black friday deals

Hardly a meter cubed, my last purchase was a couple ssd's
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>>650420408
i'm yet to have a bad trip but once i do that'll probably put me off for good...

>>650420342
any idea when this shit usually ends? I only started smoking heavily about nine months ago and it didn't seem anywhere near this bad then
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>>650420528
Dont think ive every seen a late 90s early 2000 picture so iconic
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>>650420342
say that to my face cunt.
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>>650420537
Well they ain't coming by ship then are they. Learn to freight faggot.
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>>650420691
richie would make a god-tier crackhead
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>>650420691
This was meant for
>>650420332
not
>>650420342
and trips makes it true
>>650420777
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>>650420560
It normally ends towards the end of summer. People plant their crops in autumn, it takes about 3-4 months to grow, then another 4-8 weeks to dry. March is a good time to buy.
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>>650420775
>international shipping
>shipping
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>>650421128
a long time then... haha that's tragic
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>>650420775
>>650421175
I often find that ordering things from china or the states takes the same time if not less than from nz shops
So i dont know what u 2 guys are on
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>>650421175
Well there is international shipping..
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>>650410704
respect
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>>650421175
and then there is international shipping...

You need to specify the modes motherfucker
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>>650421470
It's all about the transport method and how your supplier manages their inventory.

A lot of the time when you buy something 'locally' they are actually just taking your money then buying it from their supplier overseas. You then have to wait for the person 'here' that you bought it off to import it from the supplier in China or the US to bring it in and then repackage it and then resend it to you. If they were on their game the delay would only be a day, if they weren't on their game the delay would be more like three but it might be longer because they are also going to be trying to manage their orders to try and take advantage or differences in foreign exchange.
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dead thread?
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>>650422327
turned into shipping debate wtf guys
RIP
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>>650422457
You'd think people would be more interested in shipping but apparently not. Maybe they got distracted by fireworks.
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>>650422457
I would rather that than the same stale nudes being posted over and over again
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>>650422696
or put to sleep with this shit chat lmao
>>
so given that nihilism is the one true philosophy of life, what purpose have you anons given your lives?
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>>650422314
Fuck nz sellers that do that, i specifically buy from them due to them taking a risk and buy x amount of product so i can buy it faster off them than going on a chink websites to order stuff. The only thing i ask for is that i get delivery faster
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the thread was basically a train wreck from start to finish. RIP
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>>650422833
Well if you dont like talking about the cost of shipping we can always talk about the foreign exchange because that also effects how much your credit/debit card will get billed for you next dragon dildo.
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>>650423138
this guy hahahaha
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>>650423098
all aboard, destination dissapointment
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>>650423080
They do that. The vast majority of the time when you buy something of an NZ website the extra premium that you are paying for is for some chink on a student visa to browse a hong kong website for shit that you could of bought yourself if only you knew mandarin. oh, the chink also copies all the images from the HK website and does some basic translation, you should reverse search the images they post and do some google translate.
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>>650423138
Do people whom buy the dragon dildos actually use them like is prostate stimulation actually a thing? Or is it a gay guy getting his jollies thinking that hes tricked some dudes into shoving their fingers up their crapper
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>>650423523
Oh i knew that they are just copy pasting just thought they had all their products in their mums basement.

I have contacts in chinkland that i often buy shit off so its not like i couldnt get it from "source"
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