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Y'all really lettin me down here

>>650277624
you wouldnt last two minutes in my world bitch

One time in January of last year, my friend stepped in some mud and his socks got dirty. I gave him some f mine while his were in the laundry.
Except he never came back for them. Next time he came over, he denied the sock issue.
I still have his socks and I don't know what to do with.

>>650278169
Eat them, take pics, post here

>>650277234
I don't have any, but the pic's hilarious.

>>650278271
They're at home. I'll do a thread later if you wanna see me eat socks.

>>650278169
How the fuck is this a friendzone story?

>>650277781
>>>650278169
Edgy teen detected

>>650278169
make a good meal out of it

>>650278169
new cum socks?

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>>650278169

>Be me
>Have friends but no gf
>Girl from school says she likes me and I tell her the same
>Have party for summer shits and gigs days later
>Qt girl says she can go
>Asks if she can bring her lady friend
>Sure
>"Anon can we crash for the night I don't have a ride home"
>Airbed ready, that is if she sleeps on it
>maybe get lucky?
Continued

>>650280020
Fast forward to party
>Friends show up
>No qt
>Shows up late
>Other chick isn't with her
>Its some dude she's friends with
>"oh okay, nice to meet you"
>Party happens
>Talk to girl and hitting it off
>friend is on phone
>my friends start to leave
>few of them are crashing

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>>650277234
>level 5000
>not "over 9000"
Stay pleb, bitch nigga.

>>650280384
And then?

>>650280384
>We throw on TV
>Nice open bed with multiple pillows I'm laying on
>Nope
>Chick pulls out sleeping bag with her friend
>"Welp"
>Spend next hour hearing them make out
>Friends are visually uncomfortable
>We all go to sleep
>Wake up half hour later to hear the chick giggling
>Someone gets up for piss, turns on light
>Bra on floor
>Hear sounds coming from air mattress

>>650280907
Wow, you really are a fucking loser.

>>650280907
Holy shit this is glorious. Type faster faggot.

>>650277234
>meet catherine in grade 10
>holy fuck this girl is amazing
>too scared to ask her out because shy and beta as fuck
>I know! I'll be friends with her for a while and then ask her out! It's a genius plan!
>a year later, we're great friends.
>she's not dating anybody, so I ask her out.
>she says she values our friendship too much to risk it by dating me
>I'm stupid, but even I know this is bullshit and she just doesn't want to date me.
>stay friends with her until graduation, hoping she'll change her mind.
>she doesn't.

JDIMSA

>>650280907
>Spend next hour trying to sleep over sounds
>Jesus fucking Christ
>Tell them to stop or go sleep in their car
>they don't
Next morning
>"thanks for letting me crash anon"
>hugs me
>leaves like nothing fucking happened
>friends laughing their asses off
Story ends with me still liking her and being her friend. I guess she and her fuckbuddy both live with mom, used me for a place to fool around. Why am I a faggot anons?

>>650281418
Because you're beta as fuck. You really need to learn social queues.

>>650281532
Wasn't even social queues. The guy who drove had some drinks and couldn't go home. I didn't even know what was going down until he got there

>>650281418
Completely cut all ties to that bitch right now, delete her off Facebook,phone number, everything.Don't even think about her.You will thank yourself later.

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>>650278169

>know girl who's a solid 10/10
>good friends
>same music taste
>she's absolutely perfect
>says she's afraid to date because she doesn't want to ruin our friendship
>tell her that us only being friends will ruin our friendship anyway
>only one way to go but up
>been dating for almost 2 years this January
>she's put on some weight but I don't care
>I love me some big titties and ass
>she went from a DD to a 34 DDD
>she gobbles my cock
Stop being pussies and stop taking "I don't want to ruin our friendship" as an answer. Y'all know if you really care about her it will ruin your friendship to see her with other guys. And for god's sake don't beg.

A simple answer to a simple question.Don't become there fucking friend.Hey want to go out, yes or fucking no? No, then move the fuck on with your life.

>>650281532
And you need to learn to spell "cues".

>some girl comes up to me in english class, junior year
>gives me letter, says she liked me more than just a friend
>literally who
>football practice, ask buds who girl is
>say girl with huge tits
>see her next day, go out, date for three years, married, 5 kids, degrees, jobs

Fuck betas.

>>650280836
yeah because memes from dbz are not plebeian.

>>650278169
how is that made you feel friendzoned?! you wanted sex for socks or what?

>>650282965
>Fuck betas.
This is what you tell yourself every night to justify going to bed with some ugly, bitchy chick with huge tits.

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>>650277781
Yea, I would jizz myself to death since it s so extatic

>be me in hs
>had "bestfriend" at the time, wasn't interested in her although she was hot
>one day, party
>both of us get super drunk
>lying down while she "looks after me", playing with my hair while I lie on her lap
>me: "you know you are the bestest friend ever"
>her: "awwwwww"
>me: "let's make out"
>we ended up going to the bathroom making out, and got a blowjob

>>650277234
Jesus Christ, that has to be the most demeaning thing I have ever seen.

>>650284115
tbh I wont mind taking that guys place, at least I'll get to see some vag up close in person

>inb4 virgin, yes I am

>>650283642
Still going to bed with company tonight, friendo.

>>650284297
Virgin here. Saw my first at a strip club. Then friend zoned by a grill so hard she brought me to a strip club

>>650281418
>Why am I a faggot anons?
Because you let people treat you that way?
You're not her friend. She just recognized you for the idiot that you are and took advantage of it.

>>650284115
I've don'e that for my gf.
There are places the wax can't get to cause the hair changes direction.

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>>650277234

>>650281418
this is why I never let people to have sex at parties in MY home.

i always interrupt them and tell them to fuck off. they are not allowed to violate my home in such manners. of course if they're sneaky enough and i dont hear a thing then it's fine. just dont want to know that two people are fucking next to me and taking pics in the dark is too hard.

Lurk

>>650284357
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Sure you do buddy.

>>650277234
lol maybe he's gay at least i hope

>>650282029
holy fuck

>>650277234
me
>"I'm in a long distance open relationship, and I like you."
girl
>"Let's hang out."

>*Go out to dinner with girl

me
>"want sum fuk?"
girl
>Nah, I don't want to touch anybody ever.

.>*Go home and cry to my wife on Skype

>>650277234
I get the idea, but without subtext I could just as easily see that text say "relationship goals"

look at that shaved pussy. Is better a hairy pussy

>>>/i/459150

>>650286627
>shaved
he's using tweezers