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New ERP/Feet thread

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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New ERP/Feet thread
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*knocks on door*
Hey its me goku
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GIVE US MOAR FEET SLUTS
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>>647897906
Hi, Goku!
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>>647897999
I smell trips!
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>>647898347
hey anon! want to train?
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Imouto feet
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I return. and with no more harley feet.. Any requests? Im also out of a lot of general stuff.. its gotta get specific
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>>647898450
trips confirms more feet
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>>647898648
sure!
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I wake up in the large mansion I was in last night, laying on the bed. "Ooff.... That butler sure was something..." I stand up, putting on my panties and walking out the door, roaming around.
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>>647898994
Lady Renamon.
I do not believe it is actually you.
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>>647898981
*unzips dick*
alright! lets do this!
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>>647899280
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>>647899275
I want to inseminate that bunny
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Don't apologize. You either look like a naive idiot or a condescending jackass.
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Who wants to rp as my good lil loli
bloochat.com/daddyroom
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>>647899476
*moans fuckingly*
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>>647898905
Well.. i said bioshock infinite was ruined for me.. So i might aswell do the same for you folk.
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>>647899713
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>>647899679
Jim got laid, nice.
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>>647899713
>implying people haven't already
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>>647897694

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fyUGvyg988
https://soundcloud.com/catilluminati
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>>647899587
I am a little bit of both at times.
I did not mean to insult you, which is why I asked nicely.
Do not run multiple threads, please.
We are not the furries.
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Not really any erp going on here, just a lot of posting of a fetish that isn't really my kink.
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>>647899926
wow
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>>647899275
Lady Renamon? I do believe I was called Mistress Renamon.... But in any case, hello.
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>>647899908


>>647899881
I gotta try..
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hello yall.
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>>647900098
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>>647900236

Alright on that note before I continue. I need a cig.
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>>647899969
You are also not in charge. The threads were made at the same time, so it really doesn't matter which gets used.

That said, I don't appreciate the time I spend uploading and solving google's hieroglyphics being wasted because "sorry, I want to pseudo-mod today".
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>>647899584
you will someday, anon

>>647900042
You stood beside us anons against the shitposters the night of the Truce while the rest of the spineless community fled to the IRC.

You are no common mistress, Lady Renamon.
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>>647900643
Why are you being so butthurt? everyone came to my thread, yet you continuted to post in your own. Get mad at yourself for being stubborn, not at him for linking you to my thread.
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>>647900644
>Creampied brown girls


This is erotic.
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>>647900643
Nobody is in charge. We have to self-regulate or the mods will.

Get a pass, mate. I am sorry if I upset you, that was not my intent.
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>>647899687
Please let me worship your feet.
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>>647900644
I sigh a bit, shaking my head. "Oh the IRC.... The Manor... I miss it sometimes. It used to be a great place. But unfourtauntly it is now dying a slow, painful death. However, I thank you for your gratitude." I bow to you.
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>>647898450
Hey, what's up?
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>>647900644
I would suck those toes.
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>>647901236
Nothing much, being lazy, watching stupid youtube videos.
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>>647901269
God, those socks are just asking to be cum stained.
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>>647901269
>Tfw no mistress like that to make me lick her cum stained feet clean
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>>647900884
>>647900997

Has nothing to do with butthurt or upset. If my thread's going to die, then it'll die. Don't appoint yourself arbiter by saging and telling me what to do with my time.
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>>647901537
Why live? Fuck that would be great...
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Also, fixed from last thread.
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>>647901537
>>647901685
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>>647901847
More! More!
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>>647901847
Almost perfect for what I have in mind.
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>>647901933
>>647901962
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>>647901799
There is no part of that I don't want to fuck.
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>>647902065
Perfect hair and eye combo!
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>>647901094
It is what it is. Godspeed, Ren.

>>647901594
I like your image. Forgive my condescension but I want ERP to survive as long as it can before we are targeted for moderation.
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>>647902065
More!
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>>647902236
>>647902368
dominating mistress?
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>>647902237
accepted
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>>647902629
Yes I love that too!
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>>647902629
Throw slutty into the mix and you have all of my boners forever.
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>>647902629
>Long blue hair
>Bunny outfit
>Fishnet stockings
>Hearts on the cuffs
>Seductive grin
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I see shitposting has joined forces with shit fetish.
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Feet, huh? What kind of depraved bug would take a sexual fascination with that? Not that I could blame them for worshipping mine... Fufufu.
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>>647901349
Hmm, it somehow worked. Kurusu-san, it is I, Dark Link. I have been banned until the 25, so you may not see me for a while. I am currently using a different ip, which explains how I am able to post this right now. I don't know who else got the ban hammer, but I fear that I'm not the only one who got hit. If at all possible I will try to post using different ips, but I can't make any guarantees.
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>>647902237
>before we are targeted for moderation.
>we
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Heya. Anyone wanna sweat? (Also footjob pic! ;D)
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>>647903216
All of the avafags from the last thread of the day, that's who.

>mfw avafags were BTFO
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>>647903167
I guess this depraved bug right here. <
>me<
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>>647903265
I do!
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>>647903336
Father! I meant to ask. How was having sex with Shego?
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>>647903216
Holy fuck.
MODS = GODS
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>>647903216
Protip: DON'T AVATARFAG DUMBASS

>>647903642
This.
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>>647903216
You see people? DO YOU FINALLY SEE? I'm not the only one to get banned for posting in one of these threads! Anyway DL, I'll see you then, take care.
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>>647903540
In what way?
>She smiles looking at you and starts to stretch as she winks in your direction. She keeps stretching with a smirk plastered to her face.
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>>647903602
Oh! Well it wasn't me. It was my friend. But he loved it. Kept going on-and-on about how amazing it was and thanking me for setting him up. Thank you for asking.
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>>647903869
>>647903869
Please let me eat that booty.
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>>647903869
God, I'm cliche!
>She smiles looking at you and starts to proceed to type out a run-on sentence that you'd struggle to read if she could write past a fourth-grade level. She continues doing the thing she was doing while her face changes a little bit because this is character am I right?
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>>647904192
>whatadick.jpg
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>>647904104
I meeean if its for exercises sure!
>Wii fit smiles and she slides down her pants to halfway on her asscheek as she winks

>647904318
ikr??
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>>647903869
Well, I was hoping you could give me a good... "workout".
>Gazes over your body, his desire building as he watches you stretch and pose provocatively.
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>>647903216
Oh god! What an Idiot! I get banned all the time and I never can't post! God you're stupid!
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>>647903706
Please tell me that's Anna's silhouette looming on the left side.
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>>647903216
Well, my client had updated the thread right before it got completely pruned and showed yours and that face paint tarts messages deleted
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>>647904192
Evening, Rei.

>>647903852
Folks have been getting banned for gratuitous circlejerking in these threads for months now.
Sorry about your ban, dude.

But stop and ask yourself: why don't the mods just outright auto-sage us or nuke the threads?
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>>647904476
I'm such a fucking ditz!

>Wii fit smiles and strips for you for no reason whatsoever

>>647904502
Well, I was hoping I could be even blander than you...
>Just looks at you, so you have to do more work to get him to interact.
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>>647904642
its called a bump limit!
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>>647904502
>Wii fit smiles and then slides her pants down fully and bends over
W-well don't stare, start your exercises!
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>>647904551
You know who these characters are?
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>>647904642
Because some mods are reasonable. I mean I get that its a rule, but WHY?
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>>647904825
>Wii fit doesn't know how to entice you, so here's a nude picture and extraneous words

I'm shy now...on top of being a ditz and 'confident'. Who am I again?
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>>647904955
Yeah, that's bland anime/light novel protagonist, being fucked by matriarchical moral antagonist #507, while generic love interest with extra love juice watches in the doorway.
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>>647904970
This pathetic faggot again.

You're not funny. Just annoying.
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>>647903415
Really? Do you even know where they've been? I've had them in my boots all day getting hot and stinky. You really want *these* on your phimotic little dick?

>>647903775
>implying I'm not behind seven proxies
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>>647905233
I'm sorry you suck at role-playing and writing. It's a terrible affliction.

If only there were some sort of cure...
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>>647904825
>I do a few jumping jacks
Whew, I really did work up a sweat! Thanks.
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>>647905378
>I proceed to display my social retardation
Wow, I'm out of shape! Shit.
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>>647905378
*smiles and claps my hands together* Good job!
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>>647904816
Not if it's induced from the OP, then it's an auto-sage. "fur" was once under such a filter, which is why the gfur cj never puts the word in its OP's, even with the restriction gone.

>>647904964
Because avatars lead to communities which leads to personas having more weight than post content. That is not what /b/ was built around.

And, on rare occasions, the mods visit us.
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>>647905469
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>>647905252
You're right.. after hearing where they've been I would much prefer them on my face.
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Hello everyone is s pleasure to see you all tonight.
>he smiles and waves
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>>647905816
Hello everyone oh shit I just had a stroke hold on
>extraneous words
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>>647905816
Sebastian? What the blast are you doing here? I asked for my oatmeal five minutes ago you tart!!
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>>647905576
Post content? On /b/?
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>>647905576
They should make an erp board then so we have a place to do this sort of thing then. (Wanted to put this in my first post but it was being registered as spam.)
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>>647906406
That just leads to the same problems you get with the IRC and 8ch's /erp/.
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>>647906144
Now now Ciel I know how you get when you are hungry, but you must watch your weight. You don't want anyone to think any less of you, do you? You just ate.
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>>647905924
Hello everyone I have nothing better to do than post bait in a thread full of people who have nothing better to do than fuck each other through the internet and critique their writing in a smartassy fashion
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>>647906406
That's a terrible idea.
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>>647905121
People willingly watch this?
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>>647905816
I walk up to the butler. "Sebastian. A pleasure to meet you again." I smile, blushing a bit.
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>>647906571
I'm so sorry to discover your allergy to commas. I'm also sorry you're offended so easily. It works, though: the ones with the thin enough skin to get offended stop, the ones who are oblivious enough to ignore it continue - but with the added effect that anyone with a shred of self-awareness avoids doing the same thing - and the ones who get bent out of shape expose themselves as the morons they are.

What a cute little moron.

>>647906644
It has a few amusing gags, and plenty of ecchi appeal. I had fun watching it after turning my brain off. It's formulaic for the most part, but ridiculous enough in its content that it manages to be amusing.
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>>647906540
Is that so? I guess you don't want my soul then do you? Oh wait! You can never have it because you can't eat devil souls!!! HAhaha! My god! I love being rich and getting everything I want!
Now bring me my oatmeal you damn Dog! Woof!
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>>647906538
A question, can we post picture avatars in the IRC?
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>>647906644
If you wouldn't watch a show about a girl who makes sweets with her love juice what WILL you watch??
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>>647906406
This anon is correct:
>>647906538

An ERP board would deteriorate rapidly into a cringe-inducing clusterfuck. /b/ is home.

We need assholes like this:
>>647907028
To keep the hugbox away.
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>>647907068
Why would you want to?
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>>647907192
Well then just let us erp for crying out loud. I'm pretty sure they'll ban us even w/o the picture avatars.
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>>647907333
Literally no one is stopping you from pounding on your keyboards and pretending that it's arousing.
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>>647907333
they will. You can't participate in anyway for a circle jerk bitch.
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>>647905233
He's making me smile. Stay buttmad.

>>647905766
Haha, wow, you're a complete waste of skin! I bet you'd even luck them or something equally disgusting of I told you to!
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>>647907491
No, no they'll ban you for even REPLYING. Like even if you're shitposting. That's what I got banned for before, replying.
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Madara is lurking
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>>647907543
*licking
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>>647906680
Why hello there miss Renamon. I do hope you are feeling well.
>he bows and shoes a smile
I'm assuming your stay was to your liking?
>>647907046
Yes my lord.
>he brings you a small bowl of oatmeal with colorful fruit garnishes.
You have a meeting today with the Duke. Shall I make an arrangement for your linens to be pressed?
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>>647907543
gurl imma suck those toes clean
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>>647907543
Our session was interrupted last night
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>>647902653
I never thanked you for OP'ing a thread.
ERP needs more people willing to risk the occasional threadban from bored mods.

Thank you, anon. You do the threads a good service. I will be more considerate of multiple OPs in the future.
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>>647907543
Haha, wow, you're a complete waste of skin! Now, excuse me for a moment, I've been performing competently up until now, so I need to have a little retard fit and screw my post up to make up for the lack of stupidity.

>>647907736
Bland pleasantries to you, Edge Mistress. More bland pleasantry.
>Bland pleasantry continues.
Now that the blandness is out of the way, I'm assuming the bland was to your liking?
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>>647907681
that's what I said.
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>>647907736
I nod, still smiling happily. "Why yes..." I whisper to you. "And I hope my body was to your liking..." I giggle a bit.
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>>647907877
He isn't the OP, but thank you. <3 I OP quite a few of these threads
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>>647907543
Fuck yes I would! I want to smell them and lick all that sweat off.
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>>647908138
I need to remind you that I'm smiling to display happiness. "Why yes..." I whisper to you, and not the multitudinous other people I'm speaking to at this very moment. "And I hope my clumsy attempt at sex appeal arouses you..." I giggle, because that's cute.

>>647908188
Who the fuck cares who the OP is? If you're going to wave your dicks around, at least make it an ERP scene that carries some level of interest.
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>>647907877
You're right. I suppose if I do get banned I can always... *ugh* try and find something on WoW. (Yes I play Moonguard.)
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>>647907736
Finally. and No. I'm cancel that for me will you? I've decided I'm spending the day with Elizabeth.
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>>647908188
You are quite welcome too, but I was apologizing to the kind anon who made the second thread that I had asked to delete.

ERP will never die.

>>647908450
You hear that, faggot? Never. Die.

>>647908459
Play Undertale. Holy shit it's good.
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Aziz light!
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>>647909063
Oh, sorry! I wasn't really paying attention to your conversation.
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>>647908450
Damn right it's cute.
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>>647909063
>You hear that, faggot? Never. Die.

That doesn't explain why you're joining in on a different form of circlejerk. Well, continue to pat each other on the backs, keep up the nauseating camaraderie, since that isn't also a form of cancer on the level of avafagging.
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>>647909124
*sleeps soundly*
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>>647909413
You know what's even more adorable? The level of self-delusion you display, even when attempting to blow those who critique you out of the water. Can we take a moment to address that your portrayal of Renamon is nothing more than your ideal self wearing a furfag suit, with little splashes of private angst tossed in as it suits you? In terms of inconsistency, the only one who rivals you is your character, and that's only as a result of the character being a magnified version of you. Don't whine about being bad, wanting to get better, and then never put any effort into getting better.
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>>647909519
You... want some more?
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>>647909461
>>647909974
We love you too, shitpost-kun.

So are we going to fuck or what?
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>>647908138
It was pleasant to say the least...
>he looks you up and down while licking his lips with a devilish grin

>>647908521
Ah yes how is lady Elizabeth? She does seem to adore you so much my lord. Perhaps I make a pleasant lunch for you two today?
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>>647909974
Me next Me next!
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>>647910350
Oh, absolutely. Nothing arouses me more than the idea of bending over a mental incompetent and pounding in with all my might. Also, 'Shitpost-kun'? Are you sure you didn't migrate from Hunger Games, where all criticism is removed to the realm of shitposting, or dismissed as being penned by one of the bogeymen?

>>647910444
Watch me be seductive...
>he leers at you creepily and licks his lips. 'but he's a bishounen so it's hot', you're supposed to think.

>>647910602
Problem is, whoever you are that plays Akamaru, or whatever that mutt's name is, the only time I've seen you actually get 'into it' is with Dawn, and I could only applaud that you attempted to keep some measure of effort into your role-playing with that boring plank of plywood.
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>>647910602
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>>647910002
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>>647910940
It IS you!

Hey, Adachi, you petulant child.
How was bowling tonight?
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I use these threads as an image dump, so if we could simmer down the autism, that'd be great.
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>>647909974
You're cute. You think I care about what you think.

Stop trying. It's pathetic.

I can't be a 5/5 fanfic writer every day. Why don't you try role-playing sometime?

>>647910444
I place my hand on my chin, looking at you. "Hmm... Do you mind if I stay here? I have nowhere else to stay as of current... Will your masters be pleased with my stay?" I ask, awaiting your response.
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>>647907786
I don't think you're worthy of that privilege. Beg me to let you.

>>647907837
Hello again~

>>647907973
Kek

>>647908209
"...Disgusting," I mutter as I daintily extend one my feet towards you, svelte tires pointed. My expression is how one might be expected to regard a cockroach or other such vermin; it's hard to imagine that I'm not genuinely sickened by your conduct. "But if you're going to, do it properly. Someone like you who's even lower than a dog has no right to stand up like a person. On your knees, and crawl to me."
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>>647910940
Even when you're half complementing me it sounds like I should be offended by it, I love it! Never leave.
>>647910949
Why do you have that?
Why don't I have that?
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This thread holds nothing but despair. It is not worthy to exist.
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>>647910444
Yes, I am quite fond of her as well. If only she was as loony. Capital Idea! You are to prepare her favorite lunch for us today.
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>>647911750
>mfw when despair and misery
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>>647911362
>I can't be a 5/5 fanfic writer every day.

Be precise with your language. It is not 'I can't be a 5/5 fanfic writer every day', but rather; 'I can't be a 5/5 fanfic writer any day.' You're terrible. You need to look up some guides. You need to read something that isn't garbage-bin level YA fiction.

>for Sebbie-kuuuun~
I place my hand on my chin, and look at you, the main focus of conversation. "Hmm... Do you mind if I have another change in how I present myself? I've found myself in a convenient situation in this poor attempt at a 'storyline'... Let me get that troll you keep replying to into the mix, to add some 'realism' to the situaiton?" These were questions, so I'll indicate that I'm waiting for your response to them; sadly, this might not be a blunder so much as a requirement.

>>647911508
>svelte tires

Well, at least it was only one typo, this time.
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>>647911508
Unfortunately I am not in the right frame of mind to continue our session right now. Hopefully sometime in the future.
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>>647911960
>>647911750
Are-
Are we summoning Junko again?
God damn it...
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>>647912115
There is no hope. No light. There is only despair.
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>>647911362
Of course you are welcome to stay. My master strives to accommodate any friends in need. He is a shining example of what any young lord should be. I will make sure you are attended to any time you ring.
>he hands you a small glimmering bell. It has the house crest carved into the butt of the handle.
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>>647912347
hehe..butt
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>>647911508
Actually, looking closer
>My expression is how one might be expected to regard a cockroach or other such vermin;

You mean a disgusted sneer, or a cringe, or that you recoiled? You shouldn't spend so many words explaining an action that a verb will call to mind just as easily.
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>>647912115
There's no use in living the world is pointless
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>>647912058
Is this actually Rei
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>>647912058
Fuck, I totally missed that! I'm so embarrassed senpai saw me like this. >////< uguu
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>>647911805
As you wish my lord.
>he walks outside setting up a fine dining table in the court yard. He hurls a crisp white cloth over the table and it falls perfectly with a wisp in the air.
Did you have a particular dish in mind my lord?
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>>647912523
I'll keep that in mind. It's probably a relic of my forum RP days. Thanks.
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>>647911508
I'm excited, and I don't try to hide it or be shy. Once I receive my command I do as I'm told, getting on my knees and crawling. I look at her as I crawl until I'm right at her feet.
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Hey how is everyone doing tonight?
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>>647911190
>>647912058
Didn't like that, did ya? I see you.
Now tell me who I am.

>>647912547
I believe so. But he plays Adachi Tohru on the 8 cocks hunger games circlejerk threads.
Quite well actually.
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>>647912347
I take the bell, giving you a hug and kissing your neck. "Thanks~" I head up to the room I was in last night, sleeping mostly. I'm a tired person, okay?
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>>647912523
>>647912523
In her words it's like an automatic response to it. She didn't force the expression, it came to her naturally.

Like looking at a cockroach.
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>>647913078
I'm excited. I crawl to her feet, looking at her.

>>647913223
>Now tell me who I am.

A faggot. I'm not part of Hunger Games, but I've seen it play out.

>>647913353
Yeah, which is a good way of explaining it, but a bad way of writing it. That one recoils or cringes has the connotation of being a reflex, so that verb would suffice in place of an entire phrase.

>The sight of you makes me recoil.
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>>647913123
>>647910966
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>>647913313
>I'm a tired person, okay?

No need to account for out-of-scene actions unless they're relevant. No need to directly address the reader in such a clumsy manner, either. You should leave meta-referencing to those with a semblance of wit.
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>>647913632
Sure do you have any human juice?
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>>647913917
*fills cup with requested liquid*
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>>647913575
You ARE a part of it. And it is a part of you.

If posting in these threads brings you some level of joy then I welcome it.

You should ERP more, though. You don't completely suck.
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>>647914105
Thanks buddy
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>>647914365
>>647914105
>>647913917
jizzed everywhere again
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>>647914365
*nods*
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>>647914592
You... want some more?
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>>647914631
Where's that robot from?

It looks like a good b-movie
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>>647914821
fifth element
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>>647914805
I'm good. Thanks!

>>647914963
>>647914821
Amazing movie.
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>>647914963
Oh shoot, I think I caught part of that on vacation. Didn't finish it though.

I'll have to check it out.
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>>647914821
Chappie
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>>647913078
Your lack of inhibition to degrade yourself so does little to improve my opinion of you. I lean my upper body back, resting my weight on my elbows, scoff, "I should apologize to ask dogs fit comparing you to them. You're closer to an ant than something with intelligence like a dog," and jab the air just in front of your face with my toes. "Smell it and tell me how much you love the stench of worn boots and how happy you are that a goddess like me is giving someone so lowly the privilege of servicing them."
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>>647914160
>You ARE a part of it. And it is a part of you.

Thanks for further ingraining the image of a creepy cult into my mind, as an association with the /hga/ community.

>You should ERP more, though. You don't completely suck.

First, who says I haven't. Second, why would I at this point, when this is much more entertaining?

>>647914963
Mmm! Chikkan. Good.
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>>647915146
Honestly: read a style guide, and brush up on best practices. Beyond that, you're levels above most others in terms of your ability to write. Have more faith in your reader, too.
>>
Someone really likes Tenshi in this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7GZUmMFJlg
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>>647915174
If you're entertained, then rock and roll, nuclear cowboy.
Rock and roll. Just don't hurt the people you care about, ya know?
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Did everyone suddenly die
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>>647916828
Sh.
>abducts into space ship and flies away
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>>647916828
i died
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>>647915501
>have faith in your reader
Ugh, I would love to... It seems like whenever I leave the slightest bit of wiggle room, my partner completely misinterprets what I was going for.

I'm pleased to know you think so highly of my RPing. Where would I find a style guide? Just google "roleplay style guide"? Sorry if it's a dumb question, but I've never heard of something like that before.

>>647915544
>made by someone on deviantart
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Hmmph...this thread is slowly dying like a limp dog in the rain. Disgusting.
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>>647916967
am I dead now too
>>647917020
are we in hell?
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>>647915146
Ah, if it isn't Tenshi-san. Here to mess with the mortals again, I see?
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>>647917310
An English style guide. The Elements of Style is what I would first recommend. Read all sections, but concentrate most on the first.

As for your misgiving on misinterpretation: to place more faith in your reader does not mean to omit what is needed, but to rely on your reader's imagination by using words which are intended to evoke it in the manner you require it be evoked. This requires some risk, you may end up with misinterpretation regardless of your skill or lack thereof, but ultimately reads better than simple declarations and explanations.
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>>647917312
I walk out of the room, yawning and stretching a bit before I close the door behind me. "Mmm... That was a good nap." I roam around the mansion, looking at the various objects that are located on the walls. After a while, my stomach starts to growl. "I'm a little hungry... Hmm... I wonder what I should eat."
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I want to ERP but I can't think of a character I want to play as
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>>647917330
Nah. This is heaven.
Enjoy the ride, anon.
>Shoves my dick in your butt.
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>>647917310
ah, looking beautiful as ever
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Hello everyone! Do you need some help spicing things up here?
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>>647917538
You know it.

>>647917761
Oh eww, am I gonna have to brush up on syntax? I hate that shit.
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>>647918511
Yes, actually. Tarragon is on the first shelf; oregano, on the second; thyme, on the third. A tablespoon of the first two, half of the third. I'll handle the mixing and pouring, dear.
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>>647918511
Hello there and who might you be?
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>>647918607
If you're satisfied with the bottom end of mediocrity, on this particular medium, then no: you needn't.
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>>647918715
Oh, really?
Oh well, I think I can do that...
Now let me see...
>>647918785
Oh! Hello there mister; name's Catherine! Who might you be?
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>>647918988
you have no idea how much i want some more.

>>647919058
Hey cat.
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>>647919058
Hurry up, then. I mind my sauce neither bland nor seasoned, but I won't halt its cooking while you meander.
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>>647919205
Uh, Catherine, sir...
Who are you, and do I even want to know?
>>647919238
Uh, okay, I think I got it!
>Hands you the measured seasons.
Is this good? But what is this sauce for anyway?
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>>647918988
Can I have some ice please?
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>>647919205
You... want some more?
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>>647918488
Naturally. It seems as though I lost the worm I was amusing myself with, so I plan to depart shortly. If you wanted some time with my wonderful self, I fear you are simply out of luck. For tonight, anyway.

>>647919014
Hahaha, ouch... You've given me some real food for thought. Thank you.
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>>647919586
that's such a shame.
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Maybe next thread will be better...
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>>647919544
you don't want to know
do your thing mistress
>>
Somebody call making new thread. I cbf
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New bread ploz.
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>>647919829
I'll make it.
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>>647919544
Well done.
>My words are clipped, and my tone dry. After my quip, I take the measured portions and dump them into the sauce, a red one, which simmers in a saucepan a size too large for its contents.
And the sauce is just here as a clumsy pretext. It isn't meant to cover anything.
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>>647919903
good man
shit's more fun with pics
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>>647919778
Okay, gotcha!
And I will as soon as possible, don't worry, I'll claim you...
>>647919925
Uh, okay...
Weird place today...
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NEW THREAD!!!!!
>NEW THREAD!!!!!
NEW THREAD!!!!!
>NEW THREAD!!!!!
>>647920239
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