ITT: we discuss the most depraved/fucked up/nasty things you've

>>647889074
Bumping for interest

>>647889074
http://www.zookings.com/video/1132/horse-cumshot-compilation

>>647889074
Probably forced enema porn. Super hot while I'm hard and completely disgusting when I cum

>>647889930
Yup that's the one

>>647890213
Link to your favourite?

Bump? Bump.

>>647890375
>www
>xnxx
>com/video378514/enema_punishment_extreme

This one. formatted to get past spam block.

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>>647889074
afraid to say this is also what i've done. generally seen women get sprayed on in cum turns me on and idk why. most hentais i've watched deal with guys just unloading a gallon of semen in women's faces.

>>647890677
wow!!! bookmarked to spank to it later. nice find /b/ro

>>647890886
Honestly that was the only and biggest appeal horses cum a lot and it's real, I guys were able to cums that much I wouldn't even watch horseporn

>>647890886
>most hentais i've watched deal with guys just unloading a gallon of semen in women's faces.
You know when you go for a pee and its a really long one? I've always imagined what it would feel like if you came that much.

>>647889074
i'm not a brony... but i have jerked off to twilight sparkle. I came really hard.

>>647890677
Damn hot stuff, thanks man

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>>647891150
i totally agree with you. we can unload a lot with under the right conditions but never as much as horses.

>>647889074

Consensual sex, in the missionary position, for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>647891315
/b/asically

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>>647891682
i remmeber reading this when i started surfing /b/. oh 2008 how cruel were thee.

>>647890677
>com/video378514/enema_punishment_extreme
jeez.

checkd em. but man how can you get off to this. not judging.

i found it funny though. someone accepted money to do this. probably not because of enjoyment in anyway but purely money.

only way id do somthing like this is like that shit people ask "would you ###### for a million dollars" fuck yea. a million dollars. but ill go work at mcy deez nutz before i stoop this low

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OP here, this is probably one of my favourite videos.

http://www.xvideos.com/video1471469/q.love_-_reverse_ingestion

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>>647890677
That's fucking beautiful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-zpOMYRi0w

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>>647892139
if she was naked and did more stuff aside from a blow job i would spank to it. but her been fully clothed just got me hard (not wet). nice vid though, that guy unloaded real nice on her.

any tiny4k logins?

>>647892128
Some people like being humiliated, other like humiliating someone.

Probably just some underage nudists from those naturist sites.

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gay scat porn

>>647893029
eat da poo poo?

Horseporn
Dogporn
Girls getting pissed on
Girls pissing on themselves
Bukakke
Rape
Shemales
Incest
More stuff....

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I remember watching a video on one of those xtube or whatever website where it was some gook bitch sitting on metal wedge triangle like thing with her pussy and ass spread evenly on both sides... and her getting electrocuted that way.

It was the most gorgeous thing I've seen and heard, her voice breaking and tears rolling down her face... this bitch was just squealing it was PERFECT.

I can't find it for the life of me but if anyone has seen it or can find it I'd be happy.

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>>647893286
of course

>>647893005
Been there done that.

>>647893667
That is legal right lol? Get paranoid sometime.

>>647893667
I can't answer that.

Do you take me for a pervert?
I'm not a pervert
Damn I can't believe you'd think that

That's it no more food for you!
Oh my God is that!
Oh fuck it just read the first letter of every sentence.

>>647894120
Depends on your country, most places its legal as long as its not explicitly sexual

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A photo of my cousin in her bathing suit that i scanned and blew up.

>>647894120
I don't know. I'll hit you up if the party wagon shows up, let me know if you need bail money.

>>647894358
So.... about those sites?

Links? Names? Pics?

>>647894120
>That is legal right lol?
I believe child porn is described as children being shown in a sexual way. Naked children standing around wouldn't be considered child porn then.

>>647892871
i get that i love a girl that likes being dominated. but idk about shitting down her throat. definitely not marriage material. say i may shit on a bitch if she asks me but fuck i aint talking to that psycho again lol

>>647894574
Fuck, I would kill for a girl to ask me to shit on her.

>>647894492
The site mentioned by the person I replied to is the only one I know.

>>647889930
Is this legal?

>>647895717
I'm not sure, doesn't keep me from fapping though.

>>647894528
at least in the USA good fucking luck with that, even cartoons are considered child porn and prosecutable as if it were real children

>>647895717
Again, depends where you are from. There are many laws in different countries and states that may affect you.

>>647894393
I've masturbated to my aunt multiple times. When I was about 13 or maybe 14 (mayyybee 15) her husband was away in the DR visiting family, she didn't have her 2 kids at the time and said she'd be lonely and sad and that I should come sleep over and that we could even share the bed... I didn't think about it and said no thanks. I should have went... last time I saw her was my wedding 3 years ago. I'd still fuck her she's a skinny blonde with a little ass and perky older lady tits. I remember seeing her naked at the beach when she was changing in the car... innie pussy trimmed, she was the one who talked to me about girls, sex and eating out a girl.

She's my fathers sister and we don't really talk to her any more she got n really bad into drinking

OP here, this is also gets my dick hard

>>647890886
ditto!

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>>647896266
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Hey /bros/ Chip Handsome here. battletoads.jiff. Any ov you gents like cheese peperpini pizza?

>>647891315
if you do prostate massage, you will cum like that easily.

>>647897353
Sounds like a lot of bullshit

I can only get off to unbirthing and cock vore.

I'm beyond help at this point, turning 40 next week.

Piss porn, a lot of it.

Especially schnukel

>>647889074
probably real beastiality porn of a girl getting fucked doggy style by a dog.

>>647897746
Schnukel, you're going to have to explain that to me anon, because I sure as he'll ain't googling that.

>>647897909
>fucked doggy style by a dog
Well, obviously.

>>647897640
look up videos.

>>647897909
I like the idea of young girls having a dog and receiving oral sex from them, I've read a lot of stories about women doing that when they were younger.

>>647889074
Horse cumshots are all fake. The horse would kick a bitch to death if they weren't.

>>647898217
Link me /b/ro.

>>647892139
Queeny is hot as shit. That's gross though. Her max hardcore stuff was some of my favorite shit she did.

>>647897640
it is, but assplay gets some people hotter. doesn't mean you'll magically blow a huge load though, blowing a huge load comes from waiting inbetween, being hydrated, etc.

But if someone is a faggot and is into ass stuff, that will get them the most horny and therefore they'll blow the biggest loads.

>>647898013
A German pornstar who enjoys drinking a lot of piss.

>>647897640
Serious. That's where the male Gspot is. You have your girl stick your finger in your ass, you will go crazy.

Girls dying, asphyxiation is my favorite. That moment when they stop struggling and just give in is the best Also drowning is pretty hot, sadly most of the vids out there are fake.

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>>647898640
iktf

>>647898640
Sadly he says

>>647898622
only if you're a homo though.

>>647898237
god i wish that was me, once when i was like 10 i put my mom'd dog's tail tip in my pussy. thats all i did tho. it was weird and liberating for me.

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>>647898640
>get picked for jury duty
>murder trial
>"what we're about to show is going to be incredibly disturbing but you need to see it. It's security footage of the accused drowning his victim"

Big mare butts. I used to do animal care and we had this really small horse with a fucking huge ass. I fingered her and licked her out during breaks so many times. I loved to bury my face in her sweet pussy while she came on my face. I also want to suck off a dog.

>>647898622
*if you're gay

>sorry i forgot to add that

>>647898610
I have a video of her eating shit out of a fat mans ass. It's revolting but she was so hot looking in the vid it amazed me. Looks like she was whoring herself out and the guy was recording it. Not professionally done.

>>647889074
japanese rape/molesters videos

>>647891150
OPs vid is fake. The tip of the horse cock flares like a bitch - just saying. I've lost to that one aswell mind. Search Monica Mattos Horse on Google.

>>647896422
ya piss porn turns me on

>>647898971
Sounds hot

>>647889074
this one time i was sitting in my room watching tv when i noticed my dog had been licking himself for a while. i decided to check on him and when i did he had the biggest boner i have ever seen on a dog. it was throbbing and the more i looked at it, the harder i got. so i started to pleasure myself and came buckets. i still don't understand why it turned me on so much. must have been cuz i was so horny.????

>>647899155
Nah is real

-OP

>>647897746
She did scat videos too

This is the nastiest shit in the world.
http://www.muenchenkotzt.de/

>>647891682
sick fuck.

>>647898333
pornhub

view_video.php?viewkey=368972468

>>647893537
Try Queen Snake, no idea just remember that website is pretty rough compared to the shit that's on most 'Extreme' porn hubs.

Dragon porn.
Heck, I even draw dragon porn.
Like, for money ._.
Literally cannot keep up with the demand.

>>647899515
Dude get that shit out man!

>>647899515
what is at this site? i am fraid to go

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>>647890677
>that part where shit runs down on her vagina

damn

>>647899777
Show us!

I once fapped to missionary sex for the sake of reproduction.

>>647899777
Nice trips, post proof, like something you drew for a client

>>647897909
In a pink jacket?
Me too

>>647891315

True story, when I was like 8 or 10 or whenever the fuck little boys figure out how to start jacking it, I thought that you actually could do this and orgasm through the whole thing, but I always lost my concentration cause I was laying on the bed.

So I tried at first to stand by the toilet and Jack it so I could just relax into it, couldn't do it. Naturally my next course of action was to jack off normally and then rush to the bathroom when I was about to nut.

Fortunately for me and unfortunately for everyone reading this and thinking I got caught in some sort of compromising position, all that happened was I got blue balls.

>>647899777
Full house, checked

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>>647890677
>"Who's shit is that?"
>"that's my shit"
>"yes it is."

top kek

>>647897176
stop with this meme is unfunny

>>647899777
You are a saint

>>647893537
This pic looks like its supposed to be 3d

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>>647900197
>>647899997
>>647899897

>>647900282
No. I think the cameraman had Parkinsons.

>>647900618
This one is from yesterday

I have spanked it to pizza. Please kill me.

>>647900675
It was Back To The Future Day yesterday so that makes sense

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>>647898552
Queeny and Max? Im going to need a link to that.

>>647892581
iggy sounds like a drag queen kek

>>647900618
Dragon porn guy gets trips and the three replies all end in 97. The fuck is this?

>>647900693
And you get money to draw this kinda stuff? That's awesome

>>647899355
90% of the horse cumshots you see are fake. Watch one of those vids were the farmer/dr sticks like that big fuck off vagina suitcase on them. They go mental, you can see their veins pumping. They'd boot anyone near em because their so riled up. It's fake.

>>647900919
About 70-80 bucks for a detailed drawing or 40-50 for a sketch like this one.

>>647900976
Nah man it's real

-OP

>>647900015
You suck

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>>647900976

wow you've seen Jackass 2? can I come over and watch if your mom says its ok?

>>647901078
Damn, you call that a sketch?

Can you show me some of your more detailed drawings?

I'm not into dragon porn so don't worry I wouldn't be paying you anytime soon anyway

>>647900976
>vagina suitcase
I've learned something today

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>>647892139
>watch the video out of curiosity
>pop a huge hard on

>>647900976
dude horses fuck people, it happens, i can't believe you think they're all fake xD

>>647899827
A German site which shows drunken visitors from the Oktoberfest in Munich.
Just a gallery of people who drank too much and such.
muenchenkotzt means Munich vomits

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>>647900827

>>647901245
Of course I have, who hasn't? Didn't even think of that film though you can literally YouTube it, for science. Nice try at being a pleb though. C-

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>>647900827
+1

>>647901735
>>647901907
that's degenerate tbh

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>>647900827
+2

>>647902004
I like her more with vomit trickling down her face.

>>647901608
No they don't, they get their dicks used as a glorified dildo's - there's like only a few vids where the horse thrusts. That fat cow in leather comes to mind.

I get off to Pokemon stuff pretty consistently. Shit's hot.

>>647889074
> be me @ 19
>my mom and aunt are having a girls night out with a few friends
>dads having a poker night with the guys
>i get stuck sitting for my 16 year old cousin with downs syndrome
>we watched a few epps of teen titans
>decided that my lil cuz needs to see his first porn
>a few minuets into it i start seeing him rub on his cock and noticed he has a big one
>i start getting hard
>he put his had in his panama bottoms and starts to wack it
>tell him he can pull them down if he wanted
>he may lack in the smarts area but he has the cock of a porn star
>started wacking with him
>not only does he have to cock of a porn star but the load too
>blew my load everywhere

>>647902253
Why are you so concerned about horses getting their dick wet?

>>647902398
Uh... interesting story

7/10

My roommate getting fucked. could hear them through the wall.

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>>647902004
>>647901907
Thanks but thats not really a link. Also not as much puje as i thought there was going to be.

>>647902253
lol dude

check out the stuff on gaybeast

horses fuck humans all the time and i'm lol'ing you think it's all a set up lololol

the easter bunny, santa claus, horse fucking... xD

>>647902398
wat

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>>647901311
Ok, that is a detailed sketch with shading, but I have done stuff with higher detail levels... such as this one...

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>>647902398

>>647902995
That's impressive dude

Almost makes me wanna wish I was into dragons

Ever drawn Barney the dinosaur? Not really a dragon but close. What about Jake Long. Or I guess Yoshi's a dinosaur too. Paarthunax?

>>647902924
Source?

>>647889930
>http://www.zookings.com/video/1132/horse-cumshot-compilation
What's amazing is that most of them are reasonably attractive women.

>>647889074
I fapped to a guy fucking a pony once.

Like a real pony

None of that clopping shit

An actual live dog sized horse in a living room while the same pony licked another dudes junk.

It was freaky but the mare seemed to be enjoying it...Alot.

Even when he went anal.

>>647902398
when my cousin was 21 i convinced this ugly girl to have sex with him cuz he was a virgin and she felt sorry for him, told her i had to be in the room so he wouldn't freak out. he got on that shit like he was a pro. i came to that too.LMAO

>>647903907
Link

>>647903798
Ikr weird

>>647903549
Plenty of rule34 porn of those already. No, I haven't drawn any of them... but I have some of Bounty Hunter from Dota 2. Also have some dinosaurs...

>>647902398
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fac

>>647898977
My sides, underrated post

>>647903682
Good god i wish i knew. Heres this tho

http://www.dirtyonline.com/shit-and-piss-on-herself-video

>>647892487
That fucking Capuchin statue looking all judgmental.

>>647904281
ok... if you say so....

>>647904110
I never saved it dude, sorry, just googled it and it turned up somewhere...It was kind of a spur of the moment type thing and isn't something I regularly do.

>>647904253
Do you get off on your own drawings, or is it strictly business?

Most horse cumshots are faked, there's always a cut off scene transition before a cumshot and they just fill their mouth with fake white consistency and pretend its spilling out as they continue their blowjob, this is obvious because they lose their erection IMMEDIATELY when they cum because they don't care about pleasure like humans and a few other animals. Some scenes are even faked with a fake horse dick.

>>647890213
You should google the enema bandit. He ran around town here at the University of Illinois and attacked women and performed forced enemas on them.

>>647896215
>she got n really bad into drinking
That means she's a mental case and easily swayed with alcohol. Hop to it. Go bang your aunt.

>>647898971
Just get a dog and let it fuck you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEnYd7jMpFM

>>647904868
>performed forced enemas on them.
holy shit that takes a lot of effort +1 for determination

>>647898977
10/10 post

Would lol again.

>>647889074

http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=fWJIk-G801-

>>647904478
I do draw porn for myself now and then, yea...
It is hard to strike a balance between actually getting the drawing done and getting too distracted by it while drawing. Weird shit. But it is so worth it.

Yea, i get off to dragons. But also normal lesbian porn or solo sex toy user vids... depends on my mood.

>>647904424
damn i thought you meant you saw it happen live

>>647896422
Why does have a kungfu death grip on his dick?

Short of rape and murder, I've jacked it to every disgusting and depraved thing, from beastility to scat to loli slug orgys and everything in between

>>647904588
Nah they're real

-OP

>>647905667
Needs to hold the concealed tube on the other side of his dick in place so it can pump out liquid.

>>647900976
What videos are you watching? Probably ones of racing horses being masturbated. Of course they're gonna go nuts. Those horses are usually less than three years old. They're bred for their musculature. They usually aren't trained well, beyond being aimed.

Go find videos of trail horses or dressage horses being used for stud. Those horses are older and steadier.

This is coming from someone who grew up with horses.

>>647905418
It must be amazing to be back able to draw porn for yourself.

So how much does it pay monthly?

Depends on the perverts probably, but an average?

>>647905679
>Short of rape and murder
you just aren't trying hard enough

>>647906179
Pocket money. I am busy with other things at the moment. Studies, mainly.
Although I once did design a sex toy for Bad Dragon. That paid $400 in store credit. I might actually opt to do that on freelance basis again because 3D modelling just seems to be better paid.

>>647906139
So, have you had sex with horses or witnessed it? Post stories.

>>647899515
Anyone care to translate some of the entries? Why did this guy decide to take pics of puke and passed out people?

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>>647899982

>>647904588
Yup. Very few real ones.

>>647907033
Where is GT when ya need him?

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>>647890677
Abandon thread

>>647893441
Woah. Now I feel weird cause I've done that stuff and more.

>>647899777
where do you sell it? how do you find customers?
devianart?

I snuck in my little sisters room and jerked off over her friends ass while they slept. Came on the blanket. They're 13. I have no regrets.

>>647907654
>I have no regrets.
only cos you werent caught

>>647890677
HOLY SHIT,
I've been looking for this for YEARS
THANK YOU

>>647900976
>>647899155
You're a fucking retard

>>647907801
who said I wasn't caught?

Once saw a bdsm video thing and at one point the girl got like ten needles shoved through her tits
It was pretty great

>>647902954
majority stuff on there is guys fucking the animal, not the other way round

>>647898977
10/10
would mastrubate again

>>647908068
yeah thats gay, why can't dudes just suck off horses like normal people

>>647907654
I put my ass hole on a passed out girl nose and farted, after that I put my dick in her mouth and jerked it off, then I finished on her cheek. Seeing her now gets me hard, because I can't stop imagining her with my cum on her cheek

>>647907607
I used to be on DA but Dragon porn seems to appeal more to the furry audience. I have a gallery on furaffinity and that community buys over half of all my commissions. A sound business plan.

For regular non creature porn, DA would probably be better. But like I said, I get more requests than I can fulfill...

>>647907036
Mostly because for the lulz.
It's art somehow. Well. It's claimed as >Art

>>647908261
you see i get the whole cum on her face thing but the farting? what the fuck? were you trying to fuck with her and wake her up or is that seriously what gets you off?

>>647908581
establishing dominance

>>647908581
Yes

>>647908796
Exactly