In 3D porn thread not too long ago
>see glorious thread
>god tier ylyl
>my whole world comes crumbling down
>then, i see it
>somebody... somebody started another ylyl thread
>i almost cry from relief and happiness
>inb4 i can't greentext
willing to make more greentext stories.
>i'm a tech snob
>see all this shit about moto gs being the wave of the future
>thinkpad fanboys everywhere
>i don't give a fuck about your ibm/lenovo boner, thinkpads are shit.
>moto gs are shit
>praise the almighty nvidia shield line
>the most powerful android devices mankind has ever seen
>x1s running wii games at full speed
>running super smash bros in hd
>when will nvidia release an nvidia shield phone
>i love nvidia
>mr huang make me yours
>give me your silicon dick
>nvidia is love
>nvidia is life
This shit is dumb and you should kill yourself.
>filename isn't "A thousand summers"
moto g sucks balls compared to high end smartphones like the nexus, but it's the fucking king considering it's market, low end smartphones. If you want a phone that does everything and it's not super expensive, you go for the moto g. Period. But that doesn't make it the best smartphone, just a really good one if you don't want to spend a lo of money.
Thinkpads are a different story. They're made to last, and to be a great experience. They're simply the best laptops out there. Now if you want something pretty, you get something else. But if you want something that won´t let you down for a fucking decade, you go with Thinkpads.
Thinkpads are the Volvos of the laptop industry: not sexy at all but boy do they work well.
The Moto G is the Suzuki of the laptop industry. Excellent, considering the price. But compared to a Mercedes, it sucks balls.
If you've never had a cat fucking latch onto you with everything it's got, you don't know what pain is. Since I got my dog, she's picked 3 fights with family/friend's cats. Each one of those, I try to separate them and the cat ends up going at me. My dog is a fucking ass.
It warms me to know some people acknowledge that their dogs are fuck faces sometimes. My girlfriends dogs are the most untrained spoiled shits in the world and she and her family think they're perfect angels. Wanna put some cyanide in their food dishes and watch them die.
Come up with some oc or something. All you do is shitpost with someone else's stuff. Lol kill yourself.
will dump not sure what they are i saved them a long time ago
Sometimes, you just gotta let shit fall, and not fuck more up by diving for it.
I had a cat that would do that to me for no reason. Fuck it made me so angry sitting at the computer doing assignments and then the cat would just fucking scream and latch onto my leg.
I one time just kicked it as hard as I could into the wall and it would still do it. Little monsters
Cats do that all the time, and because most creatures don't want to pick a fight with something so confident, it usually works. Look up cats chasing bears to get an idea.
Where is this idea that fucking a drunk girl is rape coming from? It is not rape. You can legally give consent while drunk, just like you can legally buy a car or sell your house while drunk. Drunkeness is not a defense to committing a crime, or forming a contract, so why would it void consent for sex? The premise is nonsensical.