info/lifehacks thread!!! GO

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>>646587997
kek

>>646587077
or, you know, use tor browser....

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>>646588870
true but even then you have to make sure you not an idiot and leave on javascript and a couple of other things

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>>646586777
>Made this couple weeks ago
>put like lots of effort
>Dick too large, couldn't use it

>>646586777
none of those diy toys do it for me
hand still works the best

>>646586777
Do you need to put anything in the glove?

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>>646590086
maybe some kind of lubricant if you want or oil but doesnt really matter

>>646589365
yfw your dick is only 2 inches long

>>646587997
I am pretty sure that will cause you to pass out.

>>646590279
Makes nerve gas

>>646590086
Your masculinity, don't expect to ever get it back if you fuck dish scrubbers.

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>>646590679
>makes nerve gas
topkek

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>>646590999
so close

>>646590069
Will this work?

>>646591567
it should
>inb4 makes nerve gas

>>646591567
Sure does, will taste like shit though but you shouldn't care if you're considering it

>>646591145
Gay. Full-Windsor Master race reporting in.

>>646590086
Well, I think you need to put your dick into it for it to work.

>>646592492
Is that a clock?

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>>646586777
checked

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>>646592625
fukn kek

>>646593076
Jet fuel cannot melt steel beams

>>646591567
it will work, but dont use 'traditional baking yeast'(cause it will taste like shit)
use wine-yeast instead, its like $2 , but it will taste way better

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>>646594176
thanks

>>646591567
yes, but it will taste pretty terrible, even with wine yeast

>>646587077
Nice try, NSA
>>646589176
There's privacy settings in the latest version, so you can set it to the max and it would disable everything for you

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>>646595071
kek
>tfw it really isnt the NSA

>>646587997
Don't do this, you will pass out

>>646594859
still way better than fucking baking yeast!

>>646594840
there has been autonoko for a while, you know

>>646595873
sounds fun, will you just pass out for a while and normally wake up, or is it dangerous?

>>646586777
Does that even feel kinda good

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>>646592749
Literally the best.

>>646594513

Do you happen to have anymore of the ips for more cams?

>>646596403
I'm not stupid enough to do it but i'm sure it's dangerous. I do know that forcing yourself to pass out is bad for you, yes but i don't know about just panting

>>646596403
I also don't see why you would want to do it

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>>646597240
like this??

>>646586777
life tips

life hacks is such a stupid and wrongword to use.


hey guys here's some tips tomake your life easier le hacks!

stupid

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>>646592625

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>>646597931
kek

>>646598224
Yeah and this fuckers heart exploded in a sauna

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>>646586777
op was not a fag today

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>>646598359
because he did coke
>>646598867
kek

>>646598224
Don't forget the steroids

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>>646599173
forgot that he also did steroids

>>646590618
are there anymore of these?

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>>646599427
yeah

>>646591567
Brewer here. Use preservative free apple juice, or any juice if you want.

>>646599686
could you use blood and make it alcoholic?

Tutorial on how to make Achmed's clock? That kid is the next Steve Jobs or Albert Einstein. I want to know how he did it.

>>646599873
That question has never come up. Blood would decay and the yeast wouldn't survive would be my guess.

Any firearm/ammunition related?

>>646596044
I do this for all my porn webms, it's a pain but at least it's free

>>646600338
Do you even solder CPUs?

>>646600477
Ok. What about urine?

What is an unusual fluid that you think could work? Would Mountain Dew work?

>>646596600
>al jazeera
just stare at a blank computer screen

it'll be more educational

>>646600683
Whar are you fucking stupid

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>>646596403

OP if you are going to do this use a ribbed condom instead of a glove then stuff a regular condom in side of the ribbed one and lube up, also using the jagged sponges works better
than the regular ones, make sure to use lube
have fun

>>646599686
baking yeast or wine-yeast ?

>>646587997
Dont do this, it makes mustard gas

>>646592625

Underrated post

>>646600635
Yeah, I invent them all the time.

>>646601197
hey nice ill doit

>>646601770
thanks for the warning.

btw if the post gets deleted. the instructions were:

>feed john goodman a hotdog

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wat is with these street sign captchas???

>>646601226

Go one better and use an english ale yeast

>>646592381

HIGHLY illegal

>>646601226
Wine yeast would yield a higher alcohol percent

>>646600683
The thing with yeast is it's a living organism. Not sure if urine is sterile by default. You'd need to feed them sugar at least. Mountain Dew has preservatives, they wouldn't do well in that environment.

>>646601197
This fainting game doesn't really do any damage to your brain by itself. The danger comes from when you fall, and hit your head, or if your airway is blocked for some reason, and you can't breath after you've fainted.

Try it laying down, and you'll be fine. Or better yet, when you're cumming, and laying on your back.

>talking from experience here

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>>646602951
kek

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Contributing

Come on guise I need some more gun ones

>>646591145
sure, show up to an interview in that, see how fast you get laughed back out to the street

>>646601197
I got two people at work to do this. Priceless

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>>646603586
let me look for some
come ppl i need contributions

>>646594840
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