Doganon here. Get ready, o champions of the Sun. Praise be!
RULES:
Counting:
1. Only counts arabic numerals.
2. Text/foreign spellings of numbers do not count.
3. More than one number in a single message invalidates the whole post as a count post.
4. Pictures do not count.
5. Non-count messages do not interrupt count messages.
6. Post numbers do not count toward the message content.
7. Fractions do not count.
General:
1. If three users post "skip" consecutively three times, we move onto the next boss. This may only be used once.
2. Posts that meet or exceed the values needed to satisfy a requirement of the boss still count. For instance, rolling dubs while also counting to 3 successfully.
There's twenty bosses and dozens of you. Let's get started.
THREAD 2
Dubs down, trips to go.
>>646425434
BE GONE, FOUL BEAST
>>646425434
RAUGH
okey lets go! cmere bra
Trips for Dark Souls 3!
Deez trips..
Going for the leftover trips
WE ARE ON SMOUGH AND ORNSTEIN WE ALREADY HAVE DUBS WE JUST NEED A TRIPS
>>646425434
You shall not trips!
I summon Based Hazel to roll trips for us. If she misses, it's because she was too busy balancing a can of tomato soup on her head.
-OP
>>646425888
AND I JUST WON THAT SHIT
>>646425888
PRAISE THE SUN!
>>646425888
>>646425855
That was quick
>>646425434
rollin
>>646425888
jesus christ anon
>>646425855
We've defeated Smough and Ornstein.
It only gets harder.
>>646425434
Praise my trips
>>646425434
Dear lord its snorlax and Pikachu
>>646426008
Dubs? Have you called me?
kek they rolled trips in the other thread and they're going crazy
-OP
>>646426008
bullshit.
this fuck is the easiest. u just need to hit his arm
>>646426008
dubs
>>646426008
yeah sure
>>646426200
>chek'd
-OP
AS I DEFEATED SMOUGH AND ORNSFAG WITH MY TRIPS I SHALL LET YOU FUCKS GET THE DUBS AND I WILL PRAISE ALL ETERNAL SUN FOR THE FOE FOE IN MY POST
>>646426008
I shalt spay thee!
>>646426244
44 checkd
44 hour playthrough, check it
>>646426237
I also had to consider chronological level of bosses too. It's not quite perfect. You guys would get bored if it was "roll singles to defeat this faggot" :)
>>646426008
1% chance
>fuck those eggs in the captcha
>>646426244
its done
>>646426244
>>646426200
You guys started off super slow. Like Down's Syndrome slow. But you're picking up now. Good job anons.
Defeat Seath and we're halfway through our journey.
MY RAGE ONLY FUELS MY FURTHER ROLLS
>>646425892
why do nerds find woman like this attractive
>>646426490
go fuck yourself
3
>>646426490
>down's syndrome slow
>expecting any less from /b/
rolling for the trips
>>646426490
2
>>646426008
Let's go bitch
>>646426637
BECAUSE HER TITS ARE SUCCULENT
>>646426619
I'll make you my milk slave
2
For two massive TITS...
>No Iron Golem
>Seath after Ceaseless Discharge
>mfw
>>646426798
FUCK YOU!!
1 are you faggots even trying?
>>646426863
sorry anon, it's difficult to balance this :)
HERE I ROLL 'TILL THE END!!!!
ALSO
1
Fucking nerds, fuck your rolls and fictional monsters. You will never have the physical capability to slay anything in life, except for something considerably weaker and dumber then you. You people are pathetic, never wil lyou be like the hero's you admire in your video games because in reality you don't do anything except sit on your ass.
>>646426953
>>646426962
>>646426970
>>646426987
>>646427028
you guys fucking suck at counting
3.
>>646426859
Shed be perfect with C's. Even smaller D's. Those are just too big
2
>>646426490
CHECK'EM
3
>>646426953
>>646426962
>>646426970
>>646426987
>>646427028
>>646427053
>>646427054
>>646427058
>1
>1
>1
>1
>1
>3
>3
>3
>mfw
>mfw i dont have a reaction picture for this shit
>>646426953
>>646426962
>>646426970
>>646426987
So many 1's, so little 2's and 3's
ROLLIIIIIIIN
3
3
>>646427074
says he who couldn't conjure the number.
GET REKT
2
>>646427190
Now I'm horny... 3 I guess...
>>646427161
what the fuck is wrong with you, l would let her swing them across my face and smother me with them
>>646427325
>>646427301
>>646427287
Winrar fgts. Even if I quoted out of order.
I'll let you fucks count to three. The only three I have is the one 3 in my post and the the set of three my post ends in
>>646427287
>>646427301
>>646427325
murica!!!
>>646427287
>>646427301
>>646427325
Counting complete. Onto trips.
based Hazel rolls!
-OP
>>646427443
Almost trips
>>646427443
YOU NIGGER OFFED DEM TRIPS BY ONE!!!!
Trips?
LIVING IN AMERICAAAAAAAA
Give me trips or give me death!
>>646427416
Nah man. Just too big for my taste
Trips get
now we only need trips
trips because I want to fuck the dog OP posts
I SPECIAL SUMMON TRIIIIPS
>>646427640
AMERICAAAAAAAAAA
Sixty niggers want to cum inside rainbow dash
Quads , trips are too easy
Triple digits m'lady
>>646427675
Goodbye :(
>>646427733
in what mode
>>646427733
WRONG SUMMONING SPELL
Donald Tripps for president
>>646427629
We can try, just watch out for pic related
>>646427794
IST WUNDERBAR
>>646427845
Ha! Faggot...
>>646427580
>tfw based hazel has a gluten allergy
fuck billy mays
>>646426490
CMON BITCH
>>646427898
>off by one
Fuck off
TRIP
TRIP
TRIP
Prepare for trips!
>>646428060
WINNER!
#dildos4africa
>>646428104
you fucking faggot, you got my hopes up for a second
FOR THE GLORY OF THE SUN!
PRAISE THE TRIPS
Trips please
>>646426490
Seef pls
KAAAA
MEEEEEEE
HAAAAA
MEEEEE
TRIIIIIIIIIIIPS
>>646427050
why won't anybody address this anon
>>646428104
Are you retarded?
I got this
give me moonlight greatsword
I got your trips right here
roll for trips
>>646427050
>>646428245
samefag
>>646428178
No one's getting trips. Deal with it
WE MUST READY THE PEANUT OIL
TIPPLERONE
>>646426490
BOX HEAD KNIGHT GOT DIS
>>646428234
You nigger, we need trips not a counting lesson
PLS TRIPS
>>646428245
Because he's a normalfaggot. You never respond to normalfaggots
Sorry I'm late I had to reinforce all my items..
>Now where were we
>>Tripsget.jpg
>>646428313
Off by one...
I must practice my dice roll
Such a lust for trips
>>646428477
>chingchongcheckum
SHABA LABA DABA TRIPS
Please die you fuckin dragon. I'm sick of going back to the bonfire!
>>646428362
>I'm not having fun so no one else must be.
Fuck off.
>>646428525
>forgot to apply reinforcements before leaving the menu
like dis?
Triple numbers
HALP
I have a huge dick and I'm bi... So sometimes I get horny just by feeling my own dick. This is possibly the best thing ever.
>>646428666
WINRAR!
>nerds rolling to slay things on 4chan
>>646428666
Einrarrrrrr
>>646428666
FUCK YEAH!!!
>>646428666
EL TRIPPERINO DEL SATANISMO
>>646428666
YES
>>646428666
Satan wins
>>646428666
YES
TRIPS FOR THE TRIPS GOD
>>646428666
>>646428666
holy fuck trips got
SEATH IS DEFEATED
We're at the halfway point now guys. Let's keep the ball rolling.
Kill yourself, friend:
>>646428234
>>646428656
Fuck i forgot.... Had to do over.. Leveled up on the route.
>howyoulikemytripsnow.jpg
>>646428743
Thank :D
>>646428666
Satan! Ty evilbro!
>>646428666
Oh dear god...
>>646428666
SATANIC TRIPS!!!!
>>646428762
>trying this hard
>>646428762
>being normal on 4chan
>>646428834
What the fuck
*static*... reporting in. Stand by for trips.
>>646428834
fuck
>>646428898
>being this much of a pathetic nerd
Oh shit guys this is where we die
>>646428834
Millipede ten times faster than centipede?
>>646428834
oh boy...
>>646428976
DIE!!!
123?
YEEEEEE
Fuck trips, we need to cut off its tail.
>9 INT
>>646428834
>tfw the 234 guy kills himself
>>646429127
source?
200-299 get
>>646428834
Nigger I got 456 trying to kill Seath, you wily cunt.
>>646429127
I... HAVE... FAILED!!!
skip
>646429345
CHECK THE SUN
mfw i never finished this game
345 get because I AM NOT A ROBOT
>>646429332
oh, sorry
you can kill yourself too
-OP
Ugh
>>646428834
Blah blah blah count down blah blah blah
I want to cum inside rainbow dash
>>646428834
literally impossible
>>646429342
skip
567
>646429567
skip this one bros
>>646429551
Is it?
Don't give up!
>>646429507
Mushroom Elder killed me already
>>646429564
CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST MISSED
789
skip please
>>646429563
>>646429608
Funny, this is the one most people skip but the chances are actually better than trips. :P
HINT: The group that won it didn't skip this one.
-OP
>>646429692
Give up.
>>646428834
that's a 1 in a 100,000,000 chance. not happening.
for comparison, trips are one in 100.
>>646429781
STOP JUST MISSING FAG AND JUST HIT ALREADY
>>646429865
>1 in 100,000,000
are you high bro
>>646429900
FUUUUCK
>>646429900
Wasted dubdubs
>>646429865
Flerggeberggle!
>>646430057
wubba lubba dub dub
This should be as easy as 123.
>>646429804
>tfw no one heeds OP's warning
>>646429900
LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID
I LOOK LIKE A JOKE NEXT TO YOU
123 IS MY POST BITCHES
Believe in the Heart of the Titanite.
Using my magic dot again for trio
AYY LMAOOOOOOOOOO
345GETNIGGERS
Why is 6 afraid of 7??
TIME'S UP LET'S DO THIS, PRAISE THE SUN
I missed the last thread what were the first 8 bosses we beat
>>646429804
Aren't odds the same?
There is only combination possible for each first digit, like in trips
>567
456 get
>>646430444
Wasted trips :(
>>646429974
10/999 (for the first trio) times 1/999 (only one number is the next trio) times 1/999 (same concept) equals your chances
>>646430444
Asylum, Taurus, Gargoyles, Capra, Gaping, Quelaag and Pinwheel
geaw
>>646430561
Dammit!
>>646430444
WASTEOFTRIPS.JPG
>678
MY HEART IS RACING RIGHT NOW
>>646430526
shit yeah, misspoke. the point is the same.
>>646430583
>tfw so good at math that you can't solve basic math problems
skip
>>646430388
because 7 said he'd make 6 peel an orange with his teef
>789
Going to do 89 pushups if this works
lemme sneak in for the 012
>>646430776
Edgy..
>>646430754
I feel like I fucked something up. what did I fuck up?
>>646430832
No win this time, faggot
Based Hazel descends upon you and rolls trios
012
>>646430899
Ffffffffffff
>>646430899
wasted dubs man serious?
Must. Roll. Trios.
>>646431012
WINNER!
>>646430899
FUCKER WHY DIDN'T YOU HAVE A SPLIT SECOND RECONSIDERATION AND THEN POST IT
>>646431012
VICTORY
>>646430927
The first number does not matter its only the 2 proceeding numbers that matter
>>646431012
WINRAR
>>646431012
My anger saves us!
>>646431012
WINRAR
>>646431012
ONE DOWN
>>646431103
top kek
>>646431012
Winrar.
>>646431012
>>646431012
ZHNGGGGGGGGGGGH
Here's our inspiration!
Trips cannon loaded and ready to fire
>3
>2
>1
>FIRE
>>646430754
Oh shit, I thought it said three consecutive sets of trios. My bad
>>646431103
Because my next post saved us.
>>646430927
So the chances of getting sequencial numbers is the same statistically as getting trips which is a 1% chance, increased as you try to time the post
444 FOR THE SUN
>>646431098
you have been visited by the bed of chaos. good trips and much win will come to you but only if you post "trip this, beddy bye" in this thread
>>646431098
easy
I just need to use my evil dot again
ONTO THE NEW THREAD
>>646431466
ALL POSTS BELOW THIS ARE DISQUALIFIED
NEW THREAD
>>646431098
Are you checkin' em Mr. Krabs?
NEW THREAD
555
>>646431098
Tripping into that fucking bullshit hole
>>646431299
So fucking close anon...
>>646431396
Yea and Bryan Williams got shot down over Iraq
>>646431515
Dammit. Using a trips flask!
>>646431929
FUCK
>>646425434
I am to simple for your rules OP :DD
>>646431929
>>646432040
>929
>040
The fuck is this shit?
>>646431929
>>646432040
>>646432277
Jesus christ
>the numbers, Mason, what do they mean?
Trips coming in hot.
Trips baby
>>646431929
>>646432040
>>646432565
What black magic is going on in this thread?...