How it is to have a gf?

>>646366303
Pretty much that.

don't know, almost all of my relationships ended within 2 weeks so I don't know how it's like.

Its like having one song on your playlist

>>646367362
My record is 2 months and im 24. I'm hopeless at relationships, just doesn't work out for me.

>>646368004
lower your standards and just be aloof, shit works out. Then the feels build up over time

>>646368004
my record was 6 months but we only met 3 times.

21 Y/O dating the same chick for 3 years. Women are all crazy, just like all guys are dicks but sometimes you find a chill one.

>>646366303

Imagine having the same sex dream every night.

Then take out the sex. And the dreams. And replace all your nights with a blur of hours of indistinguishable times of day where someone is either screaming at you for something mundane or pretending not to be angry about something you typically don't give a shit about...

Also, you're always wrong. You're always wrong. You're always wrong. You're always wrong.

>>646366303
Like that, but they end up being a whore.

Been with my current gf for 1 year and 8 months. It has it's benefits, but I wish I could plow every girl I know wants my kok. I stay for the free sex whenever I want and the companionship though.

>>646366303
pretty good
makes you feel like shit when you get opportunities to get some other pussy though, unless you're a POS

>>646368533
This

great for companionship and knowing that you're important to someone and sex. In exchange, you sacrifice a lot of time and maybe money.

It is what it is. When you're single, all you want us a gf. When you have a gf, you long to be single again. There's pros and cons of each.

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In a long distance relationship with a nice girl currently. Works out because I dont have time to hang out ever anyway. Granted shes probably banging other dudes but its nice to have someone to chat with.

>>646366303
If you're a delusional cuck male that don't mind getting stepped on for pussy than you like relationships.

If you're a real man you find it very hard to identify with women and relationships are soul sucking hell. You have to constantly play games to make them happy. They need constant entertainment and whatever semblance of freedom you had as a true alpha male are gone.

>>646366303
its great for 6~ months and then you both start to be less hyper-infatuated and you start getting comfortable and find out who each other really are and either the relationship becomes the best thing ever because you found someone you genuinely connect with, or everything slowly falls apart and this is the part where i spend a very long time ignoring red flags and unavoidable issues in the relationship and waste months and/or years trying to make something work that could only ever amount to awful compromises and misery

i don't know what short term healthy relationships are like, but that's my experience with multiple long term healthy and unhealthy ones

It's ok. I have 3. The secret is to not tell them.

Pretty good. My gf fucks me whenever I want and always swallows. Let's me take nudes. It's nice to have someone to go out with and have a girl with you in your car or waiting for you at home

>>646369273
Very accurate.

You fags must be shit as fuck. Been married to a great woman for 6 years now. I get mad pussy every night and she swallows. Chill as fuck and we are a great team

Itt - shitheads that can't communicate with women properly

>>646369273
He's right you know

>>646366303
this chick is still pretty cute. id sit her down and talk to her about it at least. try and calm her down and help her feel safer. but ultimately id like to tell her that shit is fucked.

>>646368533
Dubs check'd

Also this

>>646368811
I Wouldn't even call the time or money a sacrifice, you should enjoy spending that time and money

>>646366303
Very very expensive
Not recommended

>>646369110
This guy gets it

Hair...Hair fucking everywhere...in your shower in your sink in your food on your floor in your undies...fucking everywhere

>>646366303
unless you get really lucky, they crowd you, always wanting to be around you, then want to move in with you, their world revolves around you and it is the worst. i was very young when i started dating my gf, im 23 now and as ive grown i realized relationships like these are not for me. i dont know how to break it off with her because she hasnt done anything wrong except for being a clingy woman

shes beautiful, 10/10 in my opinion, but i just dont get excited to see her anymore when its every fucking day that we hangout, i take couple day breaks from her, but then she gets tremendously depressed. luckily she just started her new job and will be gone most of the day, i hope his will help

Anyone cum across an Irish woman and have pics of it? Difficult to get them in gallery form plus I'd love to recognize a local amateur slut.

>>646369835
Yeah, she just needs a kiss and a hug.

>>646370055
>tfw when you're a grown man with long hair
>tfw dating someone with a different hair color
>tfw it's always her fucking hair that clogs up the drain

It's not hard to ball that shit up, damn.

>>646369220
this...and how do you breakup with someone youve been with forever when this is the only main reason for why im unhappy

Expensive

>>646369620
she must be a piece of meat that just sits there and lets you do whatever you want for your entire life...lucky

>>646369220
>>646370942
I already know 100% you guys will regret your decision. If you don't know how to bring it up and there is no conflict then you're not sure. There is no real problem, you just want to whore around and fuck some sluts. Problem is it won't work out if it hasn't by now... Talking from experience.

>>646369615
virgin detected

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>>646369677
Been with my wife for almost 8 years, married for almost 2.

I have a great relationship with my wife, we both love anime, video games, and road cycling. She's a perfect match for me, but I no longer lust after her. Maybe every once in a while, but to be honest I don't really care. I hardly fuck her, but she's too good to cheat (as am I). I love fapping to 2D, and filthy 3D can never be a match for my 2D waifus.

I met her when I was 14, turning 23 tomorrow and I have no friends to speak of, extremely poor social skills, and I get so anxious around people to the point my palms sweat profusely. I even switched from an Engineering major to Computer Science because I prefer lonely work and I hate socializing with others. I'm pathetic, etc.

So what, you say? I don't know. Just felt like telling this to someone.

>>646371565
time for some cos/roleplay in the bedroom

>>646367577
This

>>646371565
sounds like your life is meaningless and a waste without her.

>>646369273
This man is spot on.

>>646371372
i dont even care about sex that much, not looking to whore around. i just want my free time back, my space. ive told her this and she gets super depressed and what seems like almost suicidal because she thinks i dont like her. Im sick of playing that stupid game i could go on and on but the real problem is, there is no real problem to pin ending this relationship on

I've had a couple of long term relationships. One for a year and the other just came up on 5 years, engaged, morderatly happy. She's into polyamory so I might be able to add another song to my playlist someday.

All Girls are fucktup the only thing they want is sex and at the same time they want you to care about them.

>>646366303
>How it is to have a gf?
>>646366303

Fun sometimes, exciting. Once you start to fuck the relationship moves into a pressure cooker, sex fucks things up.

Love fades, basically. Keep things lightweight and fun if at all possible. NEVER MOVE IN TOGETHER. And don't let a bitch handle birth control.

The thing is, getting rid of a girlfriend is a lot harder than landing one in the first place. OP's image is relevant and then some. Women are psychos.

>>646371943
Not a bad idea actually.

>>646372087
Depends how you see it. My relationship and being with her literally 24/7 for so many years made me lose my social skills and my circle of friends since I never hung out with them. However, I can't say I mind much, as I find it very hard to relate to others. I've been at my uni for 3 years, delayed my graduation by another 3 due to my switch of majors and I've yet to make any true friends.

Again, could it really be meaningless without her? Does having no social skills/friends to speak of make your life meaningless and a waste?

I don't think so, at least not for me. That doesn't mean others, such as yourself, won't see it that way though.

>>646366303
Its cool, until they become really distant and break up with you while you're left wondering what you did.

>>646366303

Depends on the girl, fuck these NEETS and their collectivism. Don't date a psychopath and it's usually a lot of fun. Great memories and you don't fall asleep in a puddle of your own semen crying

Depending on who the girl is the best or worst experience of your life. After being with a girl for a period of time you will start to realize either one of two things. Either she's exactly who you thought she was and the same person you originally met, or you will start to realize that she's nothing at all like the person you originally were attracted too and over time more and more things you dislike will emerge until you break up.

>>646372900
i know never move in, but can you elaborate as to why not

and yes, how do i get rid of her when im 5 years deep and really close to her family and our friends are mutual
:(

ITT: Virgins who assume all girls are like the crazy stereotype girls in entertainment

>>646372311
I feel you bruh. My gf is a crazy, and whenever I get to break it off, she becomes suicidal. She's a bitch, but we've worked things out recently, and she says she'll give me freedom to do shit. Shitty part is that she doesn't approve of porn, so I hide that shit from. Feels bad man

>>646369273
On point, this one. It's really hard to break up, for me

>>646373442
>Liking porn

Loving
every
laugh

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if you're lucky, it's a fuckbuddy that you can hang out with and play vidya and watch netflix and chill

if you're unlucky, it's a mouth that complains about everything, then tries to get herself pregnant to try and keep you with her

>>646366303
It's great. She's making my coffee right now.

>>646373329
im sorry but they are, stereotypes didnt come out of nowhere

Expensive

>>646373442
im sorry for you, my gf enjoys porn but only when were together, downside is shes bi and i never feel like shes actually enjoying sex, only when im fingering or going down on her. You could try fo encourage her to watch some as you go down on her or something. Idk

But i get more dopamine from marijauna occasionally than when i do with her ever and thats a problem, especially when she doesnt approve of that. Ugggh i have dug my hole too deep and there is no way out

Seriously every day?

Ask on a site with functioning human beings and you will get proper responses.

>>646368773
dont be faggots then
have a fucking opinion
make some memories
get to know each other

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>>646373694
Dogs you just lel at me bro?! Did you know I'm pc bro?! Bro?! BRO?!

>>646366303
Bretty great bc i get paid by her parents when i drive her home from work, so i essentially get paid for sex, this situation has been going on for like 6 months now, its awesome

>>646374014
Me too bruh, wish I could throw a ladder to you

Annoying as fuck got 3 months on the lease is up.
>shes on the lease so I can't kick her out / she'll break my shit
> can't leave cause I don't have the money for two places

>>646372519
cant wait for that shit to fuck you over

>>646374418
you moved in with her? you broke the golden rule

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worth the trouble

>>646366303
Been with my gf for almost 7 years. Moved from Indiana to New York. Left everything, im a big family man so it was hard for me to do. I still find myself missing her. Built our own life we have pretty much have the same friends. We're opposites in a way we benefit eachother. I couldnt be happier. Ive learned relationships are work. They dont just fall into place and you cant just expect them to work out. You need to make plans and figure out what youre doing and where youre going. Dont look for a gf in the bar or in a club.
Sorry for the faggotry. Just telling it how it is.

Its nice and all until one day out of the blue they tell you they "cant handle a relationship" and leave you scratching your head.

If you find a good one - its awesome. Of course there's always gonna be rocks in the road, sometimes big ones

>>646375222
i wish my gf would do this

nice trips bitch

Great. She never wants to do anything that costs money except watch Netflix and cuddle.

if you have bad relationships it's your problem for taking any girl and not one that has a good chemistry

>mental chemistry
>spiritual chemistry
>sexual chemistry
>physical chemistry

me and my girl grew up as childhood friends, but were dating other people all our lifes until we fell in love at 25 (after taking MDMA together a couple of times)

we have the same interests, hobbies, mostly the same friends, kinks, libido and enough history together to always have something to talk about
my dick exactly fills her pussy up, with a lil bit too much (which feels amazing to both of us)

2.5 years now
still have daily sex
still get a blowjob every morning
not a single real fight (mostly it's us vs problem and not you vs me)
no jealousy or drama
still think she is hot as fuck
living together since day 1 and I don't feel restricted in any way

>>646370300
>always wanting to be around you
how is that a bad thing?
I love to spend time with my girl

>then want to move in with you
even better
sleeping together every night
doing the household chores and cooking together

>their world revolves around you and it is the worst
they can still keep their own world
my girl still has her old friends, her job, her family, her interests and her hobbies
and how is it bad in any way?

>but i just dont get excited to see her anymore when its every fucking day that we hangout
do exciting things?
go outside, play video games, take drugs together, hang out with friends, etc

my life is basically the same, except that I share it with another person

>>646370942
just tell her you aren't in love anymore?
how hard can it be

>>646375192
Dont look for a gf in the bar or in a club.
best advice ever.

>>646368533
Muh nigga

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>>646366303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7en_MWDDjc

3 words: you are fucked

>>646366303
It's a fucking time and money sink. You have to remember each fucking event so you can have an anniversary for it, and boy oh boy don't you DARE to put more thought than money into a present, because you'll be written off as cheap.

If you want to cuddle with an individual who has an unconditional sense of attachment towards you get a pet, and if you are horny pay a whore, it's cheaper, less maintenance, and the rewards are the same!

They are all fucking crazy.
Everything you do is wrong.
If you really love this girl it will destroy you at some point.

But lots of sex is nice. (The first 6 months. After 6 months there is no more "lots of sex")

>>646371565
>8 years and no kids
It is normal to lose attraction after so much time. By now you should have kids and care less/have less time for sex.

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>>646369273

>>646366303
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>>646366303
You ever tilt back in a chair and you're about to go over but you catch yourself at the last second?

It's like that all the time

>>646368533
Why are you even together with such a person?

Just break up with you are unhappy.
Or are you really that desperate? In my opinion being single is way better than a shitty toxic relationship
>can have sex with whomever I want
>can have amazing one night stand sex twice every weekend
>more free time
>can concentrate on improving myself and my friendships

There are literally billions of girls out there and there must be one that fits together with you.

>Imagine having the same sex (dream) every night.
Why would you even have the same sex everyday?
Bring some fun into it.

Buy toys, bondage stuff, candles, etc
maybe invite other people or have outdoor sex
roleplay a bit

>Then take out the sex
learn to initiate
be sexy and do sexy stuff
talk dirty and sexy to her and make her want you
also smoke weed or get drunk together

>You're always wrong. You're always wrong. You're always wrong
If you weren't such a doormat you could have mature talks with her and not only
>oh yeah it's my fault

don't treat her like a little kid that can't do anything wrong
tell her she's being a stupid bitch

>>646375505
her world revolves around me and she doesnt have any other friends or hobbies, i cant breathe i have no free time to enjoy the things i used to, or enjoy being alone

doesnt like drugs
doesnt have hobbies
shes very boring, most women are

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>spooning and cuddling gf
>suddenly warm feeling on my crotch
>lift up the cover to see what the fuck is going on
>rancid stench hits my face
>realize the bitch farted right on my nutsack and is now giggling because of it

>need to pee
>gf grabs my dick and gives me a sloppy kis
>u wot m8
>"lol I know you can't pee with a boner"

>ruined 3 of my sheets with her period
>wonders why I refuse to put my black silk sheets on

>>646366303
Its like cancer at first you dont know how it really destroys you from The inside.
And when you realize it it is To late

It's a nightmare.

Wanna rest? Nope. She wants to hang out, or make you clean, or some shit.

Wanna spend money? Nope. She thinks you're squandering your money, even though she's thousands in debt on stupid shit like shoes.

Wanna eat whatever you wanna eat? Nope, you're eating what she makes. Don't wanna eat that? Then eat something else. But it can't be anything else. So it's either this or nothing.

Want sex? Nope. Only when she wants sex. She wants sex and you're tired or chillin'? Too fucking bad.

Wanna hang out with your buddies? Make sure she knows them. If she doesn't, you'll be barraged with texts the entire time. When she hangs out with friends, you can text her all you want - chances are she'll ignore you, and if she does respond, it'll be to tell you some nonsense BS long winded story about something that happened to her that nobody cares about.

Pointing out something? Got something interesting to say? Prepare to be interrupted. But do not interrupt her. Ever.

Wanna go to sleep? You can't until she's ready to go to sleep. Wanna wake up and get to work? She ain't waking up with you - to her, alarms don't apply to sleep patterns. It's your job to wake her up asshole. And if you don't, you're in trouble.

>in short, women are nuts.

Terrible, she turns up at my house unannounced and bring all of her stupid friends. Can never be alone anymore without her clinging on to me. Not to mention the over reacting to everything negative and hearing to her ramble on about shit that just turns into noise after a certain amount of time

0/10

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>>646368533
pretty much this.

also imagine a person that taked all the shit that makes you insecure and then uses it as ammo against you when she wants to hurt you. men are physically stronger than women, and they are well aware of this fact. so they have fucking PERFECTED the art of emotional violence. only a women can fuck you up so bad mentally that you question your whole being.

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>>646372938
Well you just think you can't function as an individual because you haven't thought as an individual the entire time being with her.
>If you ever broke up and you kept the mindset you had now you may be a wreck.
>If you broke up and got a grip immediately realizing you are a whole human being not half of one whole flesh covenant marriage situation you'll be fine

P.S. what's your wife look like

>>646366303
I had 5 relationships. 8y, 2y, 2y, 2y, 2y. Now I am single since a month or two. Also nice from time to time. Watching more porn and stuff.

>>646377063
>taked

top kek, I really should stop drinking after work

>>646374418
I'd live in my fucking car before I put myself or something like that. Can you find somebody to take over the lease for three months?

>>646376107
Don't attract women with money and they will like you for your other features.

If the type of girl you go for is a shallow bitch that only likes you because you invited her to some dinners it's clear that she will only care about your money.

Go out and find a better girl and attract her with your looks, personality, humour and confidence.

>>646376198
Just stop going for crazy girls.

Stop going for damaged and insecure girls.
They may be easier to attract, but they are not worth it.

Improve yourself and go for mature women and not crazy chicks.

>>646376589
>i cant breathe i have no free time to enjoy the things i used to, or enjoy being alone
just talk with her? why don't you tell her about your problems and that you need more free time?

>shes very boring, most women are
they aren't
it's probably the case that you are boring as fuck and thus can't get a interresting girl

again:
>if all the women you interact with are bad
>maybe the problem is you
try to attract a better type of girl or improve your status so better girls will like you

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>>646366303
I just broke up with mine, basically like having someone that gives you pointless pointers everyday. Say I failed a test and I'm depressed about "well you should have studied more" , she goes out with friends and everything is ok but when you do " omfg are u cheating on me wtf!?"

I feel better now that I'm single.

>Pic related

>>646377494
Full Psyche Evaluation of your woman

>>646368533
Holy fuck this, you are spot on.

Sincerely,
>>646377624

>>646377624
>"omfg are u cheating on me wtf!?"
only girls that want to cheat themselves are insecure about you cheating

>>646376652
Sound like you got a nice thing going on there. Jellous.

>>646369620

Just think, she's done that for a dozen other men, and a dozen more after you. :)

Get as many nudes as you can brah, it's all you're gonna have left when she leaves you for a bigger dick or paycheck.

>>646377995

Can any other anons confirm this?

>>646376900
She must be like a 9/10. If not wtf, mane???

>>646369887
yeah totally, you should love 40 hour weeks to spoil another grown adult. right on.

>>646372952
Fucking this.
Girlfriend for 1 year broke up with me last week.

Happened like you described. It is a really shitty feeling, don't really know how to handle it right now, she said she doesn't feel the same way like i did.
only thing you can do is to distract yourself whenever you can.

I guess the best thing i can do now is to ignore her, not writing her anymore and see if she will regret it maybe. But i think this will be the end...

>>646370417
>google.com
>search "irish porn"
done.

it's expensive

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>>646370300
>>646370055

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>>646378276

Tis her.

>>646377494
she is boring, shes a law man, chemistry major, forensic scientist, cantdo anything fun or illegal

i have told her about my problems with her, she gets depressed and suicidal

wtf am i supposed to do with that

>>646378189
People usually can't imagine other points of view. They think that other people think in the same way as them.

If she wants to fuck other guys she thinks you want to fuck other girls.

I've been together with a lot of girls and those that were insecure about me cheating were always those that ended up cheating.
The ones that didn't care at all never cheated.

They couldn't imagine ever cheating and thus trusted that I wouldn't do it as well.